Massage Parlor Reports

[ChicagoCat99]

Both gurnee and Logan ads have same pricing. Visited both.

Girls are cute at both spots but its legit. I saw a lot of disappointed mongers either in the lobby or leaving.

Avoid these spots if you want extras. They both advertise on craigslist.

Thank you very much for valuable info.

I see their ad for $80 all the time.

I was always curious, but ironically avoid these since I was looking for a sort of legit.

P.S. :

How was massage itself?

I have never seen any Latina working hard.

[ChicagoCat99]

I chose the $150.00. Mistake. Entered and was greeted by a smoking hot girl in underwear, I thought, my gawd, she's in trouble tonight. Went to room. Choose the longer option and she immediately gets undressed. Then BAMM! Not only is she on the rag, she fckn checks the pad in front of me. I was pissed. Took all my energy to block it out. She provided the smallest cap that strangled my soldier, then rushed the process with a lame azz massage first and sad bang! It was the greatest coaster dip I ever experienced and she was insanely sexxy!! Still smh. A total L for the night. I did leave dna, but for what it was worth, I could've saved the loot.

I am having hard time to understand this.

Did you get 1 hour massage with HE?

And, that's for $150?

[ChicagoCat99]

Has anyone been here? I stopped in for half hour with table shower. Price was decent and MT was cute enough in a short loose skirt. Two more younger looking girls hanging out in one of the rooms so I thought the place was promising. There was a big mirror on the wall and I got a nice view in it when MT hopped up on table to start massage.

Massage was completely lackluster. No effort at all, which I interpreted to be further evidence what kind of a place this is.

On the flip she covered me up which started to worry me, but I started some OTC roaming and got no objections. The she said time for shower. She stared at my semi as I stood up and wrapped in towel.

She spent plenty of time on my ass and balls with a loofa so I figured she was getting them clean for when we go back to the room.

Back in the room she started to pull sheets off the table and I grabbed my crotch through the towel and asked "massage this?" She looked kind of surprised and said no.

I'd like to give them another shot. But, ya know, fool me twice shame on me.

What's the race of MT and how much did you spend total?

I think we need some rules on report.

I appreciate this, but key info is missing.

[YTruck]

I chose the $150.00. Mistake. Entered and was greeted by a smoking hot girl in underwear, I thought, my gawd, she's in trouble tonight. Went to room. Choose the longer option and she immediately gets undressed. Then BAMM! Not only is she on the rag, she fckn checks the pad in front of me. I was pissed. Took all my energy to block it out. She provided the smallest cap that strangled my soldier, then rushed the process with a lame azz massage first and sad bang! It was the greatest coaster dip I ever experienced and she was insanely sexxy!! Still smh. A total L for the night. I did leave dna, but for what it was worth, I could've saved the loot.

Unfortunately I didn't fare better, the girl I got was older and told me she popped out two kids. Bad teeth, used it when she went down. She seemed more interest in finishing the "massage" if that's what you want to call it. Sounds like just got to get a lucky draw.

[MongerAlways]

Both gurnee and Logan ads have same pricing. Visited both.

Girls are cute at both spots but its legit. I saw a lot of disappointed mongers either in the lobby or leaving.

Avoid these spots if you want extras. They both advertise on craigslist.

[AsiaPhileJake1]

I chose the $150.00. Mistake. Entered and was greeted by a smoking hot girl in underwear, I thought, my gawd, she's in trouble tonight. Went to room. Choose the longer option and she immediately gets undressed. Then BAMM! Not only is she on the rag, she fckn checks the pad in front of me. I was pissed. Took all my energy to block it out. She provided the smallest cap that strangled my soldier, then rushed the process with a lame azz massage first and sad bang! It was the greatest coaster dip I ever experienced and she was insanely sexxy!! Still smh. A total L for the night. I did leave dna, but for what it was worth, I could've saved the loot.

If this is the same one I've been to. I always get the older ones. The last time I went she was much older than I expected and I bailed. Any links?

[Kanky Mofo]

Visited about 2 weeks ago, called booked setup for 30 minutes later and she text me address. Got there called to get buzzer was greeted by thin young (mid 20's) Asian in a red fishnet dress with nothing underneath. This was actually my first Apartment experience and overall it was a great experience. Girls changes regularly, my girl had actually just landed from NY. Damage was 130/150 I went for 130.

I chose the $150.00. Mistake. Entered and was greeted by a smoking hot girl in underwear, I thought, my gawd, she's in trouble tonight. Went to room. Choose the longer option and she immediately gets undressed. Then BAMM! Not only is she on the rag, she fckn checks the pad in front of me. I was pissed. Took all my energy to block it out. She provided the smallest cap that strangled my soldier, then rushed the process with a lame azz massage first and sad bang! It was the greatest coaster dip I ever experienced and she was insanely sexxy!! Still smh. A total L for the night. I did leave dna, but for what it was worth, I could've saved the loot.

[Rmn92]

I haven't been there in a few months but FS used to be on the itinerary. Possible after the busts there are just being low key.

Has anyone been here? I stopped in for half hour with table shower. Price was decent and MT was cute enough in a short loose skirt. Two more younger looking girls hanging out in one of the rooms so I thought the place was promising. There was a big mirror on the wall and I got a nice view in it when MT hopped up on table to start massage.

Massage was completely lackluster. No effort at all, which I interpreted to be further evidence what kind of a place this is.

On the flip she covered me up which started to worry me, but I started some OTC roaming and got no objections. The she said time for shower. She stared at my semi as I stood up and wrapped in towel.

She spent plenty of time on my ass and balls with a loofa so I figured she was getting them clean for when we go back to the room.

Back in the room she started to pull sheets off the table and I grabbed my crotch through the towel and asked "massage this?" She looked kind of surprised and said no.

I'd like to give them another shot. But, ya know, fool me twice shame on me.

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[CougarBait]

Has anyone been here? I stopped in for half hour with table shower. Price was decent and MT was cute enough in a short loose skirt. Two more younger looking girls hanging out in one of the rooms so I thought the place was promising. There was a big mirror on the wall and I got a nice view in it when MT hopped up on table to start massage.

Massage was completely lackluster. No effort at all, which I interpreted to be further evidence what kind of a place this is.

On the flip she covered me up which started to worry me, but I started some OTC roaming and got no objections. The she said time for shower. She stared at my semi as I stood up and wrapped in towel.

She spent plenty of time on my ass and balls with a loofa so I figured she was getting them clean for when we go back to the room.

Back in the room she started to pull sheets off the table and I grabbed my crotch through the towel and asked "massage this?" She looked kind of surprised and said no.

I'd like to give them another shot. But, ya know, fool me twice shame on me.

[Selforen11]

Lang Ocean Spa on Chicago Ave close to Clark. Gracie or Melody are very very good, and young. Legit in all my experiences.

First time poster. I agree as to Lang Ocean Spa on Chicago Ave. It is totally legit, but the massages are very good. I saw Meena earlier today.

[Datsurman]

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[Miamiat]

Hi,

First time poster.

Anyone have recommendations for legit massage from attractive 20's (or early 30's) girls? I've been going to Sunkiss for the last several years, and wanted to try something new. CMT / LMT is fine, or just someone UTR. Intimate would be good, but nothing more.

Thanks in advance!

Lang Ocean Spa on Chicago Ave close to Clark. Gracie or Melody are very very good, and young. Legit in all my experiences.

[ChicagoCat99]

Hi,

First time poster.

Anyone have recommendations for legit massage from attractive 20's (or early 30's) girls? I've been going to Sunkiss for the last several years, and wanted to try something new. CMT / LMT is fine, or just someone UTR. Intimate would be good, but nothing more.

Thanks in advance!

Try here.

https://www.yelp.com/biz/massage-house-chicago-2

$48, but pretty good reviews.

I will have break for this hobby indefinitely, but some day I may be there.

[ChicagoCat99]

It was lower priced ($48), but probably I won't return.

Receptionist was OK looking young girl, but MT was an old woman.

(I found this when I went to restroom after 30 mins.)

No privacy.

I was basically naked with towel, but there were several people inside.

One male MT did foot massage all the time.

Occasional bothering, talking noise.

Strangely massage was tickle or painful many times.

$48 + $21 tip = $69 total.

Wauconda girl was sexy, but she was much better in massage, too.

I wonder if they can keep the place a sort of legit.


P.S. :

Has anyone tried here?

https://www.yelp.com/biz/massage-house-chicago-2

[ChicagoCat99]

Got a tip from a friend about the Latina place on Belmont. It was a very interesting experience. There were two girls working, one who looked like a little gremlin and one who seemed like she stepped off of a centerfold. Luckily, I got the centerfold. She goes by Bella.

Probably the worst massage of my life. Place is in a hot location, I saw two cop cars on the street when I left.

But Bella is gorgeous and her body is so fucking perfect. She's American, she's very intelligent, she's got good hygiene, and she makes you wonder what the fuck she's doing at a parlor like this. She got naked and offered mutual touch for $120, and we swapped positions on the table and had lots of fun.

Don't go there for the massage. Don't go there if you get the gremlin looking girl. Be careful about cops. But if you want a good time and you want a sexy Latina girl all over your body, go there as soon as you can.

Don't go to Vida massage.

Everyone sees police there.

They never lock front door.