Massage Parlor Reports

[ChicagoCat99]

http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/sh...001&viewfull=1#post3449001.

See link above. Post#17385. A member gave a review about it and basically stated that they were beautiful, but only self-service. It's about 3-4 pages into the thread. Good luck!

Do not go any place charging more than $65 an hour.

There is no way one person massages way better than the other.

Don't bet too much since you don't know what you get.

[Enigma16]

http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/sh...001&viewfull=1#post3449001.

See link above. Post#17385. A member gave a review about it and basically stated that they were beautiful, but only self-service. It's about 3-4 pages into the thread. Good luck!

Hi all,

I searched long and hard about this place, but couldn't find any reviews. Anyone have some info? It's right by work so could be a good stop on the way home. PMS are fine. Thanks in advance. - James.

http://chicago.backpage.com/Therapeu...ssage/40211901

[JamesTChicago]

Hi all,

I searched long and hard about this place, but couldn't find any reviews. Anyone have some info? It's right by work so could be a good stop on the way home. PMS are fine. Thanks in advance. - James.

http://chicago.backpage.com/Therapeu...ssage/40211901

[Big Waffle]

Recently made a couple visits to the place on Montrose named after the king Greek god.

A place to get your Latina fix. Saw the same girl both times, and left happy both times. Pricey relative.

To my usual Asian AMPs, and it's a long drive from my neck of the woods so it's hard to justify repeating.

City traffic makes me want to kill myself. PM if you want details.

[Miamiat]

Grace at Bodywise used to provide extras. But not now, best I can tell.

Yes sir, Emily at Sunkiss was great at FS with no lock on the door. Quiet was the word of the day.

I needed a great legit massage and went to bodywise onashland. Got there early and clients who were in looked liked mangers.

So I went and got great legit massage but I wonder if extras can be had.

I remember everyone saying Sunkist is legit but a few years ago I got my favorite F S there.

I am skeptical about any Asian legit MPs.

[ChicagoCat99]

I $45 for half hour plus $10 for table shower. She's Asian. None of it is really relevant if the place is legit. I also have her $20 tip in case I decide to give them another shot.

Thanks you.

$55 for 30 minute is pretty high for pointless massage.

Helpful info.

[CougarBait]

What's the race of MT and how much did you spend total?

I think we need some rules on report.

I appreciate this, but key info is missing.

I $45 for half hour plus $10 for table shower. She's Asian. None of it is really relevant if the place is legit. I also have her $20 tip in case I decide to give them another shot.

[NorthsideTod2]

I needed a great legit massage and went to bodywise onashland. Got there early and clients who were in looked liked mangers.

So I went and got great legit massage but I wonder if extras can be had.

I remember everyone saying Sunkist is legit but a few years ago I got my favorite F S there.

I am skeptical about any Asian legit MPs.

Hi,

First time poster.

Anyone have recommendations for legit massage from attractive 20's (or early 30's) girls? I've been going to Sunkiss for the last several years, and wanted to try something new. CMT / LMT is fine, or just someone UTR. Intimate would be good, but nothing more.

Thanks in advance!

[ChicagoCat99]

Both gurnee and Logan ads have same pricing. Visited both.

Girls are cute at both spots but its legit. I saw a lot of disappointed mongers either in the lobby or leaving.

Avoid these spots if you want extras. They both advertise on craigslist.

Thank you very much for valuable info.

I see their ad for $80 all the time.

I was always curious, but ironically avoid these since I was looking for a sort of legit.

P.S. :

How was massage itself?

I have never seen any Latina working hard.

[ChicagoCat99]

I chose the $150.00. Mistake. Entered and was greeted by a smoking hot girl in underwear, I thought, my gawd, she's in trouble tonight. Went to room. Choose the longer option and she immediately gets undressed. Then BAMM! Not only is she on the rag, she fckn checks the pad in front of me. I was pissed. Took all my energy to block it out. She provided the smallest cap that strangled my soldier, then rushed the process with a lame azz massage first and sad bang! It was the greatest coaster dip I ever experienced and she was insanely sexxy!! Still smh. A total L for the night. I did leave dna, but for what it was worth, I could've saved the loot.

I am having hard time to understand this.

Did you get 1 hour massage with HE?

And, that's for $150?

[ChicagoCat99]

Has anyone been here? I stopped in for half hour with table shower. Price was decent and MT was cute enough in a short loose skirt. Two more younger looking girls hanging out in one of the rooms so I thought the place was promising. There was a big mirror on the wall and I got a nice view in it when MT hopped up on table to start massage.

Massage was completely lackluster. No effort at all, which I interpreted to be further evidence what kind of a place this is.

On the flip she covered me up which started to worry me, but I started some OTC roaming and got no objections. The she said time for shower. She stared at my semi as I stood up and wrapped in towel.

She spent plenty of time on my ass and balls with a loofa so I figured she was getting them clean for when we go back to the room.

Back in the room she started to pull sheets off the table and I grabbed my crotch through the towel and asked "massage this?" She looked kind of surprised and said no.

I'd like to give them another shot. But, ya know, fool me twice shame on me.

What's the race of MT and how much did you spend total?

I think we need some rules on report.

I appreciate this, but key info is missing.

[YTruck]

I chose the $150.00. Mistake. Entered and was greeted by a smoking hot girl in underwear, I thought, my gawd, she's in trouble tonight. Went to room. Choose the longer option and she immediately gets undressed. Then BAMM! Not only is she on the rag, she fckn checks the pad in front of me. I was pissed. Took all my energy to block it out. She provided the smallest cap that strangled my soldier, then rushed the process with a lame azz massage first and sad bang! It was the greatest coaster dip I ever experienced and she was insanely sexxy!! Still smh. A total L for the night. I did leave dna, but for what it was worth, I could've saved the loot.

Unfortunately I didn't fare better, the girl I got was older and told me she popped out two kids. Bad teeth, used it when she went down. She seemed more interest in finishing the "massage" if that's what you want to call it. Sounds like just got to get a lucky draw.

[MongerAlways]

Both gurnee and Logan ads have same pricing. Visited both.

Girls are cute at both spots but its legit. I saw a lot of disappointed mongers either in the lobby or leaving.

Avoid these spots if you want extras. They both advertise on craigslist.

[AsiaPhileJake1]

I chose the $150.00. Mistake. Entered and was greeted by a smoking hot girl in underwear, I thought, my gawd, she's in trouble tonight. Went to room. Choose the longer option and she immediately gets undressed. Then BAMM! Not only is she on the rag, she fckn checks the pad in front of me. I was pissed. Took all my energy to block it out. She provided the smallest cap that strangled my soldier, then rushed the process with a lame azz massage first and sad bang! It was the greatest coaster dip I ever experienced and she was insanely sexxy!! Still smh. A total L for the night. I did leave dna, but for what it was worth, I could've saved the loot.

If this is the same one I've been to. I always get the older ones. The last time I went she was much older than I expected and I bailed. Any links?

[Kanky Mofo]

Visited about 2 weeks ago, called booked setup for 30 minutes later and she text me address. Got there called to get buzzer was greeted by thin young (mid 20's) Asian in a red fishnet dress with nothing underneath. This was actually my first Apartment experience and overall it was a great experience. Girls changes regularly, my girl had actually just landed from NY. Damage was 130/150 I went for 130.

I chose the $150.00. Mistake. Entered and was greeted by a smoking hot girl in underwear, I thought, my gawd, she's in trouble tonight. Went to room. Choose the longer option and she immediately gets undressed. Then BAMM! Not only is she on the rag, she fckn checks the pad in front of me. I was pissed. Took all my energy to block it out. She provided the smallest cap that strangled my soldier, then rushed the process with a lame azz massage first and sad bang! It was the greatest coaster dip I ever experienced and she was insanely sexxy!! Still smh. A total L for the night. I did leave dna, but for what it was worth, I could've saved the loot.