Massage Parlor Reports

[AsiaPhileJake1]

I chose the $150.00. Mistake. Entered and was greeted by a smoking hot girl in underwear, I thought, my gawd, she's in trouble tonight. Went to room. Choose the longer option and she immediately gets undressed. Then BAMM! Not only is she on the rag, she fckn checks the pad in front of me. I was pissed. Took all my energy to block it out. She provided the smallest cap that strangled my soldier, then rushed the process with a lame azz massage first and sad bang! It was the greatest coaster dip I ever experienced and she was insanely sexxy!! Still smh. A total L for the night. I did leave dna, but for what it was worth, I could've saved the loot.

If this is the same one I've been to. I always get the older ones. The last time I went she was much older than I expected and I bailed. Any links?

[Kanky Mofo]

Visited about 2 weeks ago, called booked setup for 30 minutes later and she text me address. Got there called to get buzzer was greeted by thin young (mid 20's) Asian in a red fishnet dress with nothing underneath. This was actually my first Apartment experience and overall it was a great experience. Girls changes regularly, my girl had actually just landed from NY. Damage was 130/150 I went for 130.

I chose the $150.00. Mistake. Entered and was greeted by a smoking hot girl in underwear, I thought, my gawd, she's in trouble tonight. Went to room. Choose the longer option and she immediately gets undressed. Then BAMM! Not only is she on the rag, she fckn checks the pad in front of me. I was pissed. Took all my energy to block it out. She provided the smallest cap that strangled my soldier, then rushed the process with a lame azz massage first and sad bang! It was the greatest coaster dip I ever experienced and she was insanely sexxy!! Still smh. A total L for the night. I did leave dna, but for what it was worth, I could've saved the loot.

[Rmn92]

I haven't been there in a few months but FS used to be on the itinerary. Possible after the busts there are just being low key.

Has anyone been here? I stopped in for half hour with table shower. Price was decent and MT was cute enough in a short loose skirt. Two more younger looking girls hanging out in one of the rooms so I thought the place was promising. There was a big mirror on the wall and I got a nice view in it when MT hopped up on table to start massage.

Massage was completely lackluster. No effort at all, which I interpreted to be further evidence what kind of a place this is.

On the flip she covered me up which started to worry me, but I started some OTC roaming and got no objections. The she said time for shower. She stared at my semi as I stood up and wrapped in towel.

She spent plenty of time on my ass and balls with a loofa so I figured she was getting them clean for when we go back to the room.

Back in the room she started to pull sheets off the table and I grabbed my crotch through the towel and asked "massage this?" She looked kind of surprised and said no.

I'd like to give them another shot. But, ya know, fool me twice shame on me.

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[CougarBait]

Has anyone been here? I stopped in for half hour with table shower. Price was decent and MT was cute enough in a short loose skirt. Two more younger looking girls hanging out in one of the rooms so I thought the place was promising. There was a big mirror on the wall and I got a nice view in it when MT hopped up on table to start massage.

Massage was completely lackluster. No effort at all, which I interpreted to be further evidence what kind of a place this is.

On the flip she covered me up which started to worry me, but I started some OTC roaming and got no objections. The she said time for shower. She stared at my semi as I stood up and wrapped in towel.

She spent plenty of time on my ass and balls with a loofa so I figured she was getting them clean for when we go back to the room.

Back in the room she started to pull sheets off the table and I grabbed my crotch through the towel and asked "massage this?" She looked kind of surprised and said no.

I'd like to give them another shot. But, ya know, fool me twice shame on me.

[Selforen11]

Lang Ocean Spa on Chicago Ave close to Clark. Gracie or Melody are very very good, and young. Legit in all my experiences.

First time poster. I agree as to Lang Ocean Spa on Chicago Ave. It is totally legit, but the massages are very good. I saw Meena earlier today.

[Datsurman]

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[Miamiat]

Hi,

First time poster.

Anyone have recommendations for legit massage from attractive 20's (or early 30's) girls? I've been going to Sunkiss for the last several years, and wanted to try something new. CMT / LMT is fine, or just someone UTR. Intimate would be good, but nothing more.

Thanks in advance!

Lang Ocean Spa on Chicago Ave close to Clark. Gracie or Melody are very very good, and young. Legit in all my experiences.

[ChicagoCat99]

Hi,

First time poster.

Anyone have recommendations for legit massage from attractive 20's (or early 30's) girls? I've been going to Sunkiss for the last several years, and wanted to try something new. CMT / LMT is fine, or just someone UTR. Intimate would be good, but nothing more.

Thanks in advance!

Try here.

https://www.yelp.com/biz/massage-house-chicago-2

$48, but pretty good reviews.

I will have break for this hobby indefinitely, but some day I may be there.

[ChicagoCat99]

It was lower priced ($48), but probably I won't return.

Receptionist was OK looking young girl, but MT was an old woman.

(I found this when I went to restroom after 30 mins.)

No privacy.

I was basically naked with towel, but there were several people inside.

One male MT did foot massage all the time.

Occasional bothering, talking noise.

Strangely massage was tickle or painful many times.

$48 + $21 tip = $69 total.

Wauconda girl was sexy, but she was much better in massage, too.

I wonder if they can keep the place a sort of legit.


P.S. :

Has anyone tried here?

https://www.yelp.com/biz/massage-house-chicago-2

[ChicagoCat99]

Got a tip from a friend about the Latina place on Belmont. It was a very interesting experience. There were two girls working, one who looked like a little gremlin and one who seemed like she stepped off of a centerfold. Luckily, I got the centerfold. She goes by Bella.

Probably the worst massage of my life. Place is in a hot location, I saw two cop cars on the street when I left.

But Bella is gorgeous and her body is so fucking perfect. She's American, she's very intelligent, she's got good hygiene, and she makes you wonder what the fuck she's doing at a parlor like this. She got naked and offered mutual touch for $120, and we swapped positions on the table and had lots of fun.

Don't go there for the massage. Don't go there if you get the gremlin looking girl. Be careful about cops. But if you want a good time and you want a sexy Latina girl all over your body, go there as soon as you can.

Don't go to Vida massage.

Everyone sees police there.

They never lock front door.

[ChicagoCat99]

Is this the place in Wauconda on Rt12/ Rand rd wellness center?

No. Liberty street.

[Happy Hound]

Anyone seen this one?

http://chicago.backpage.com/Therapeu...relax/68428363

She must be one of Kitty's girls. You're better just seeing Kitty.

[Sosa23]

Hi,

First time poster.

Anyone have recommendations for legit massage from attractive 20's (or early 30's) girls? I've been going to Sunkiss for the last several years, and wanted to try something new. CMT / LMT is fine, or just someone UTR. Intimate would be good, but nothing more.

Thanks in advance!

[Mike Yepthatsm]

I'll be downtown near Michigan ave and was wondering if there are any places downtown that offer nuru style massages. I won't have a car but can take a cab or uber.

[ArielDude28]

After reading more reviews, I was curious and tried it.

Legit, but very satisfied.

Angela. Late 20's, glamorous, Latina looking Chinese.

Bebe tank top, big boobs, thin leggings. Long hair. Clean. Delicious looking.

Long, nice table shower (about 15 minutes.) It was more than shower. She massaged on the back as well.

She asked permission and washed my wiener pleasantly. The way I do it every morning in the shower. Touched it while wiping water.

Comfortable massage chair with memory form. Towel disappeared in 10 minutes.

I touched her breast very gently. I can see she wore a brand new underwear. I touched her vagina. She laughed. In general, she did not mind.

I really like her massage.

Sub hard massage. A little painful, but not tickle.

Good on my skull, neck and brain. Also on my feet. I felt way better as I walk after massage.

She ended up not giving me HE. It seems it could be new rule as they concern LEO.

But, I was looking for something like this. I do not have huge sexual desire nowadays and have hyper tension headache. Sick of spending a lot of tips all the time and do not want to be pushed to ejaculate in few minutes.

$65 massage with table shower + $20 tip = $85 total.

She was happy and gave me her cell phone number as well.

She did complete full one hour, by the way.

Is this the place in Wauconda on Rt12/ Rand rd wellness center?