USA Adult Classified Advertiser: Reviews

**Dasap** · 07-11-17 16:23

I have been admiring Lady J (MTownUtr) from afar for quite some time now and I finally pulled the trigger today. I will have to say I was an idiot for waiting so long. Without going into detail, I had a blast and I believe she might of had a fun time as well. Thanks for a great lunch date I hope to see you real soon. You are sensational.

**Tonk49** · 07-11-17 15:45

This is somewhat a late post about the dream I had with Laylee over the weekend. I called her and scheduled a early evening session with her, setup was painless since I've seen her before. She arrived at my house looking nice and sexy and smelling fresh, we sat, chatted and smoked one before the main event. As always the dream was not rushed and I believed we both enjoyed are time together as she has top notch skills. She knows how to treat this old man right so be nice to her guys and she will do the same. Play safe.

**Member #6269** · 07-11-17 14:52

Hey guys, I can't ad anything to your board, have read some pretty good reviews, but was also interested if anyone would mind a recommendation? Please feel free to PM me. I will be in town Aug 18-20 for some training.

Tx.

**GiDaddy** · 07-11-17 08:54

Seen April from EE. Good solid choice didn't let me down. PM for details.

**Scarab31** · 07-11-17 06:26

I may have had the chance to see her. If I did, she would have been available at a minutes notice and very early in the am, pre 6 am.

Private residence. No smoke smell but doesn't mean that she doesn't. Smoke is a non issue for me anyway.

Great little body with a great ass. And as others mentioned, very tight.

I'm a hit and run kinda guy, so 15 mind and I was out the door. Had to get to work.

Wipes, oil on the ready.

Cool girl and perfect for my last minute scheduling and early morning preference. And is conveniently located for my way to work.

http://usaadultclassifieds.info/clas...New-Pics-.html

**HotGuy2102** · 07-11-17 06:13

Had a pretty good dream with ms cremes this past Friday. Usual acronyms and she is very willing to please which was wonderful. She is very legit and I will dream with her again very soon.

**MVD212** · 07-11-17 04:22

I know this way late (I had trouble logging in on old phone). But did Tay just come and go for like 2 weeks after returning?

**MTownUtr** · 07-10-17 23:09

Originally Posted by CoriCooper [View Original Post]

I'd also like to give a brief shoutout to LadyJ-- thus far, she is the only independant lady who has answered any of my reference requests. As a new lady in the area, I cannot tell you the value of someone who is willing to give references and help keep others safe. To me, that makes LadyJ an absolutely awesome lady!!

Aww, thank you so much! It's sad that more of us ladies don't do our part to keep our little community safe. There are a few awesome women on here that will give references; Velvet and AshDD always come through for me, and of course Steve of EE. Safety should be a top priority for us all but, sadly, there are many who just don't care about staying safe or helping others to stay safe.

Now. About that duo Hillbilly Bob mentioned. LOL.

**LuvnLivn** · 07-10-17 20:44

I've seen some good reviews on PrincessNish so I decided to give her a shout. A few texts earlier in the week to set up a tentative meeting and screening. Then a few texts the night before a scheduled 1 hour morning meeting. Texted an hour before scheduled time and headed her way because I had a stop to make. She replied back 15 minutes later with address.

As others have reported, it's a nice apartment complex. No worries here. A few moments after I went inside I remembered I left something in the car. When I returned and knocked on the door again she opened it with a surprised look on her face and sheepishly said, "You came back?

Are you KIDDING me? NOT come back? I'd be a fool to not come back. No, she was not what I expected. You know how you get that mental picture in your head? Seeing her ad pics made me think she just had a nice tan so I admit I was taken aback at who I saw. But WOW was I pleasantly surprised! Standing in the doorway was a sweet looking young lady with beautiful light brown skin, a pretty face, and a body that will knock your sox (and everything else) off. When I'd said I had to get something from the car she thought I was going to bail on her. She said that has happened to her before. I told her it was their loss.

Before we got comfortable she said her female roommate was in the other room. But before I had a chance to say, "Tell her to join us!" she said, "But she doesn't do this. " Damn! Wishful thinking, I guess.

I won't go into all the details but RCG was a first for me. I thoroughly enjoyed myself but after a while I started to feel a little rushed. I didn't think it had been an hour but like they say, time flies when you're having sex. I mean fun. I didn't really have time to catch my breath before she was up and dressed because she had somewhere to go. She had worked an overnight job and was very tired and I had only mentioned the one hour appointment the night before. So I would have cut her a little slack here, except for the fact that while she was counting the one hour donation of $. 5 that was in an envelope, she didn't mention that it was very generous for 30 minutes. Only after I got to the car did I realize it really WAS only 30 min. I guess I still haven't learned that scheduling isn't most of these girls' forte. I'll chalk up this loss as a lesson learned. But to be honest, it was almost worth it. Just felt a little shortchanged.

Will I repeat? I hope to, but I'll only schedule, and donate for a half next time.

LuvnLivn.

**Bobby Linn** · 07-10-17 19:32

Originally Posted by EightyThree [View Original Post]

Hello all. Sorry this is so late. I had a bad week last week and did not have time to get this posted until today. So I saw Lady J the Friday before the holiday and holy cow was there a good time to be had. We met up north of town. I walked in and was greeted with a great set of huge tits. Things started off with a bit of undressing and some DATY that tasted very fresh and was very wet. I had Lady J go to lift off twice before I slid between those melons and unloaded. She cleaned up and we set off for round two. This time there was BBBJ, 69, k9, Greek and finally another load on those Melons. We were both a sweaty mess. I lost count to how many O's she had. It was definitely a great time by both parties. I hope that I can see her again in the future.

She lifted off twice? After reading her reviews it SEEMS like she lifts off more often than the Koreans send up missles. All of that show with Greek thrown in! What a bargain.

**Bobby Linn** · 07-10-17 18:40

I have been unable to post recently for various reasons so these reviews are an effort to catch up on my most current adventures:

Ash DD. I have seen Ashleigh several times and remains one of my ATFs. She is very reliable, gorgeous, and has one of the most perfect bodies I have ever... uh seen! It had been a while since I saw her last and was in bad need of a 'DD' fix. I met her at a restaurant close to my place, she looked so hot; tall, thin, busty. OMG. Once back to my place we enjoyed some time chatting and drinking wine (her fav is Kendall-Jackson Chardonnay BTW) out on my deck before starting the festivities. I always look forward to her 'getting comfortable' by removing her heels, peeling off her tight jeans, and unleashing her ample assets, WOW, I don't know how she stays in such good shape! She always suprises me by mixing things up for our time together, I think we have had 'fun' in every part of my house. Ashleigh is a mature provider and has unbelievable skills and has a full safe menu. I will see as often as I can, she's my go to LADY. http://usaadultclassifieds.info/clas...he-Flesh-.html.

Brookee - "I like the way you Talk" is a great line from the movie SlingBlade and reminds me of Brookee! I swear I would be tempted just to have her come over, sit naked in front of me and talk for an hour, her voice and accent drive me crazy wild! Brookee always is dressed very sexy and has remained so popular because of her beautiful face and body. Our visit was very unrushed and everything I was looking for. You have read the reviews that have more detail, but they all say the same thing, she is one of the best advertising here. In addition to looks and skills this Lady is, just as importantly to me, a true sweetheart. http://usaadultclassifieds.info/clas...ookee-2-0.html.

Karmyn Bankz. It's been quite some time since Karmyn has advertised on USA but I have still remained in touch with her on a regular basis (You can seach for her reveiws and posts). I have known her for a few years and we hit it off from day one, I love this Lady! I got in contact with her a week or so ago after she had returned to Cincy from an adventure filled vacation. Her stories and personal adventures are always so entertaining, the girl is a hoot! I always look forward to meeting and talking to one of the most sought after AA providers in Ohio. I have never seen her look more beautiful. Her body is so... Karmyn! If you have ever seen her you know what I mean, if you haven't your missing out (that's a huge understatment). She has done some enhancing in some areas, slimmed down in others, but still retains that famous booty, OMFG. She always prepares with sexy outfits and beautifully applied make up. Karmyn may be priced more than most current advertisers on USA but is still a real bargain IMHO. You can do a search for her here or look for her info by dialing P411.

**Batman JR** · 07-10-17 17:27

Originally Posted by BamBam [View Original Post]

Google Hannah May or Hannah Hallysem. Poor child. People are stealing her photos and posting them on Backpage all over the country.

https://www.reddit.com/r/HannaHallysem/; https://www.google.com/search?q=Hanna+Hallysem&tbm=isch&tbo=you&source=univ&sa=X&ved=0 ahUKEwiw6 qWTrv_UAhUDziYKHUXVCP0 QsAQILg&biw=1274&bih=700.

There are ads posted immediately after hers for Candy and GemmaGrace that could well be posted by the same person.

Bam.

You're probably right, I always stay away from anyone who appears misleading in their ad.

**EightyThree** · 07-10-17 15:51

Originally Posted by Kenal1 [View Original Post]

When you say "met up north of town", where do you mean? Springfield? Middletown? I'd love to meet her but it partially depends on the location. Thanks.

Around the Island of Kings.

**DirtyBelushi** · 07-10-17 14:53

Originally Posted by Vxvvv1 [View Original Post]

Thanks for the report. She looks very attractive. But what does the "x14" in "DATY x14" mean? Does that mean you licked her exactly 14 times? I never bother counting.

LOL. I took that to mean 14 different times in between doing other things. With the "14" most likely being an approximate rather than an exact count. Did anyone understand it differently?

**DirtyBelushi** · 07-10-17 14:48

Originally Posted by RogerOver [View Original Post]

Her ad says she likes older guys that know how to "cater to her. " I must be missing something, since I'd expect more of a role reversal on that one.

I'm guessing it means cater to her financially, but you are right, the fact that she puts the emphasis there rather than on what she can do to earn that does show what is foremost on her mind. To the point she can't even pretend otherwise. Then again there are the guys who like to be financially dominated, but I'm sure there must be way more women interested in getting paid for doing little to nothing.