Massage Parlor Reports

[Member #6031]

Hey guys. Anyone seen Heather's new website? Man. The twins are looking good. I have yet to pull the trigger but would in a second of someone could inform me there is a chance to get her crazy azz out of those clothes.

http://blissfullbody.com/gallery/

I've never seen her although there a couple nice reviews. My problem is that she pull a "Lorena Bobbit". Try explaining that one.

[WalSTreet]

Hey guys. Anyone seen Heather's new website? Man. The twins are looking good. I have yet to pull the trigger but would in a second of someone could inform me there is a chance to get her crazy azz out of those clothes.

http://blissfullbody.com/gallery/

[FlyHigher767]

I agree. We have the power to lower these insane HE rates unless the majority is good with such.

IMO, it takes less energy to give HE than a back massage.

They literally have us by the nads.

point Four and no more for an HE (which where I work in ASIA will get you most anything you want).

Fly safe.

I had a dream Tried out may spa off of OBT this evening. It's just south of the 528. Walked in and the house fee was $50 for an hour not bad. I gave the provider the $50 and she made sure I knew that was the house fee and she needed tips. I think I had the same provider as the guy a few posts down because she was a very petite woman with some obviously fake bolt ons. We went into the session had the TS it was not rushed and was very thorough. Told her I liked medium to hard pressure and that's what I got. She gave one of the best massages I have had at an AMP lately. Got a great back rub. On the flip she asked what I wanted. Looked like FS was on the menu but I always opt for the standard HE. She asked what I would pay for a standard HE I said $40 she tried me for $60 but I refuse to pay over $100 for an hour massage with a standard HE. After I told her $40 was all I had for a tip I could tell she was upset and went a bit mechanical. Told me next time I need a $60 tip which seems high to me. Total damage out the door was $90. I asked for her name but she wouldn't give it to me I think she was mad about the tip. She kept telling me different girls work different days. I dk about you fellow mongers but I'm a fan of getting the best bang for my buck and if we all start to lower what we're willing to pay then prices should drop. I have noticed there are three spas in Orlando that offer $50/ hr. That's much better than everywhere being $80/ hr as it was a year ago. Then I woke up from my dream ready to take on the world.

[Nerdy10]

Anybody ever been to the Asian place next door to Tony and t hair salon on colonial drive, in the China Town area. I forgot the name.

[XHippie]

So with all the talk in here of CB I had to dream about it when I was in the area. Easy to find, parking lot almost full. I got lucky the lady directing traffic let me park in a place I wouldn't normally, so I got in before the person who drove in right before me did. He was told to come back in 10 min, then a 3rd driver was told 45 min. I asked the girl at the door if she was available, but with all the shuffle of bathroom, to back room, to massage room I was first presented with Kiki. Cute spinner but I was more interested in the original so I asked for her. Wait for 5 min and though not the original still a better lady came in. Taller, not spinner. Paid the hour fee and elected for TS. Here is where I found I had hit the jackpot as she was Mona.

Pros are everything that has been mentioned in other reports. I especially was not rushed out after the deed was done, with time on the clock Mona seemed to not want me to leave. GFE DFK for 10 min cuddled on the bed. I didn't want to wake up. But of course I did.

Only 2 cons, massage is a bit of an after thought, more of a body rub (B2 B). Very nice but not a massage really (I didn't care but some might) and no other AMP will compare to this. Damn it.

Stay safe. You lucky Orlando mongers.

First I've never been there.
Luckily for you, you had a great visit with Mona two thumbs up for you. But the hilarious part of your post is.

1. Lot is almost full. AGAIN damn it!!

2. Lady directing traffic (lmao waaay too funny I would pay to see that.

3. Bumper to bumper waiting to get in the lot just like Costco's gas pump's.

3. Guys being told come back in 10, back in 45 (take a number like Beetlejuice waiting on the bench).

4. Guys in the bathroom guys in fuck rooms guys in the parking lot, god damn money everywhere.

5. Guys requesting certain girls, really? Come on fella's we are on a schedule just take that one she will fuck your brains out.

I can almost can see them cringe when a guy ask for an hour, This is a pussy conveyor belt, they want it in and out NEXT!
Hot damn America is way better than sweating it out back in China, cash, pussy, dicks and cum flying everywhere EVERYDAY!
Ok, I think we all agree they are similar to the guy in the Jaws movie that said "we may need a bigger boat".
Note to the owner if you are reading this, expand your business! Traffic jams in the parking lot will attract too much attention especially if two swinging dicks get pissed off at each other and have a throw down in the parking lot or worse have a fight inside butt ass naked over Mona and the cops are called. Don't won't that on the evening news. Just sayin. But the details of the pussy chaos is kinda funny.

[Kevoneinfl]

So with all the talk in here of CB I had to dream about it when I was in the area. Easy to find, parking lot almost full. I got lucky the lady directing traffic let me park in a place I wouldn't normally, so I got in before the person who drove in right before me did. He was told to come back in 10 min, then a 3rd driver was told 45 min. I asked the girl at the door if she was available, but with all the shuffle of bathroom, to back room, to massage room I was first presented with Kiki. Cute spinner but I was more interested in the original so I asked for her. Wait for 5 min and though not the original still a better lady came in. Taller, not spinner. Paid the hour fee and elected for TS. Here is where I found I had hit the jackpot as she was Mona.

Pros are everything that has been mentioned in other reports. I especially was not rushed out after the deed was done, with time on the clock Mona seemed to not want me to leave. GFE DFK for 10 min cuddled on the bed. I didn't want to wake up. But of course I did.

Only 2 cons, massage is a bit of an after thought, more of a body rub (B2 B). Very nice but not a massage really (I didn't care but some might) and no other AMP will compare to this. Damn it.

Stay safe. You lucky Orlando mongers.

[Gentleman 100]

Link? Do you have a link kind sir?

I have not been there, but I assume that he means Body Magic in Melbourne: http://spacecoast.backpage.com/Thera...-wine/6791494..

[Clogan343]

Had a great dream today with Cherry at Asian Massage, next to the Fox and Hounds pub on 192. Cherry might be the mamasan, because she was a bit older, and the only provider working when I went in. However, her massage was like a fine whisky: better with age and it'll knock you on your ass! She walked on my back, gave me the oil rub, head and neck rub, the whole nine yards. I walked in with a pounding headache and walked out with a lighter wallet and a new favorite! HE was given lovingly, with access provided for roaming over clothes and encouragement. It was almost secondary to the massage, though. Had she said that time was up after the flip, I would have still tipped her for the massage alone. We were interrupted by the door at least three times during the massage, which may have contributed to the clothed HE and somewhat abrupt finish (50/60 min) but she still walked me out with a smile and a smack on my ass.

I would wholeheartedly recommend this establishment to anyone. Total damage $.3, which might be more than standard, but I kid you not, she was worth it.

[WalSTreet]

Link? Do you have a link kind sir?

I made the trip over to the coast today and met some great ladies here. I chose Ashley to be my attendant and I made a majorly amazing decision by doing so. Had a fantastic time and this girl has a rocking body! Had a phenomenal time and if finances allowed I would go every day. Perfect from head to toe and especially inbetween go meet her and treat her right she is awesome. My new atv no one else I have seen companies.

[Professor1313]

So I thought I'd drop this little cheap trick to save yourself some cash. So orchid spa near Wal-Mart has a coupon that you buy in a group (not sure if I can put the app name on hear but you can fig it out) that if you time it right will let you get an hour long massage for 40 bucks. Now if you've been to Orchid Spa you know your rolling the dice in regards to age / looks but that's par for the course. I used this trick twice and each time got a nice TS with a he and roaming. . 80 for the dream. Again this isn't for people who need their provider to be knock outs. But if you aren't picky then. Their ad is always available for purchase but wait till the site offers an additional discount for even more savings. Anyway I'm moving from Orlando so I don't mind sharing what I think is pretty clever, cheap, but clever. Good luck gents and here is a link to the spa so you know what to look for http://www.orchidspamassage.com.

[TheBigDick]

I made the trip over to the coast today and met some great ladies here. I chose Ashley to be my attendant and I made a majorly amazing decision by doing so. Had a fantastic time and this girl has a rocking body! Had a phenomenal time and if finances allowed I would go every day. Perfect from head to toe and especially inbetween go meet her and treat her right she is awesome. My new atv no one else I have seen companies.

[Jaysan]

I tried this place last week. It's on East Hwy 50 near Avalon Park. 70 for an hour including TS. I was asked if I wanted the TS before or after the massage and I chose after. Her name was Anna (pretty, maybe late 20's or early 30's. Gave me a very good massage and when I asked for a HE she said they do "massage only" and proceeded with a skilled HE. No upsell and allowed my hand on her butt. Left a standard tip and left happy. Saw another lady there when I left that looked like she could have been Anna's mother. Would repeat just for the massage.

J.

[Jaysan]

Greetings Florida Mongers!

Visiting from Northern Virginia for a kind of mini-family reunion and my sister asked me about a deep tissue massage. For her. Short of taking her to an uber-legit place like Massage Envy, does anyone know of any place in Orlando area that can give her a decent deep tissue session? She is not looking for extras (though I would certainly like to have a dream while she rolls therapeutic.).

Would appreciate any advice via reply or PM, I promise to post results.

Huntz.

The ladies at Ihop (Winter Park Massage Studio) always give a good massage. Lynette will give an excellent deep tissue as well as a HE while it may be a little mechanical.

[XHippie]

Greetings Florida Mongers!

Visiting from Northern Virginia for a kind of mini-family reunion and my sister asked me about a deep tissue massage. For her. Short of taking her to an uber-legit place like Massage Envy, does anyone know of any place in Orlando area that can give her a decent deep tissue session? She is not looking for extras (though I would certainly like to have a dream while she rolls therapeutic.).

Would appreciate any advice via reply or PM, I promise to post results.

Huntz.

I got a massage a few weeks ago in Winterpark near Interstate 4 on West Fairbanks Ave can't remember the name of the massage store but I remember the bar next door after my massage LOL, Kava Kove. The lady was Rebecca (Chinese) gave one hell of a massage strong if you need it but I got the vibe that's all that was on the menu so I didn't push my luck. When I walked in she said wait 5 minutes so I sat down. I'm thinking she was finishing up another guy but out walks a lady she had massaged. I asked if she had many female customers she said yes. So there you you go. There was another girl there I'm not sure of her services or if her massage is as good as Rebecca's.

[Redsox2005]

I can do it as well. $25 Hr.

Sox.

Greetings Florida Mongers!

Visiting from Northern Virginia for a kind of mini-family reunion and my sister asked me about a deep tissue massage. For her. Short of taking her to an uber-legit place like Massage Envy, does anyone know of any place in Orlando area that can give her a decent deep tissue session? She is not looking for extras (though I would certainly like to have a dream while she rolls therapeutic.).

Would appreciate any advice via reply or PM, I promise to post results.

Huntz.