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**Coochie Eater** · 07-09-17 01:05

Originally Posted by Eagle19 [View Original Post]

Just personal preference I only eat chocolate if it melts in my mouth, sorry not trying to offend anyone, just my preference, they tend to always wear wigs, hairs greasy, they tend to have an unusual odor & the people they associate with generally will never be road scholars. Happy hunting to all & be safe.

Over the last five years, I have only had sexual relations with black women. Over the last two years I've been limited to oral because Willie won't won't. Man, he used to be Willie Wood and he would and could, ah, but life has a different plan for me. Anyway, I have eaten a lot of black pussy. Some hooker, some not. Most hooker. Now the sweetest, tastiest pussy I've ever munched on was a black stripper. I actually asked her if she used a honey douche, her jayjay tasted so sweet.

The smelliest pussy I ever got close to was a white NURSE for crissakes. I thought nurses were supposed to understand hygiene. I mean, really, How long has it been since you change the water in the aquarium? Did the aerator go off and a few of them died? When I mentioned it she said "My husband doesn't do that, so I wasn't prepared for it ". Well, no shit he doesn't do it, and I didn't either.

So you're entitled to your opinion, even if it is ill-founded. Oh, and:

road

noun; road: plural noun; roads

1. a wide way leading from one place to another, especially one with a specially prepared surface that vehicles can use.

rode

verb; transitive

1. a simple past tense of the verb ride.

Rhodes Scholar

noun; Rhodes Scholar: plural noun; Rhodes Scholars

1. A recipient of a scholarship to the University at Oxford in England, established by Cecil Rhodes, British born businessman, South African Politician and avowed white supremacist.

My brother-in-law is a Rhodes Scholar because he is intelligent, diligent, and driven. I am a road scholar because I have received an inordinate amount of road head from some incredibly talented and beautiful black hookers whose DSL put those poor white cocksuckers to shame.

Coochie (Yes, my brother-in-law is really a Rhodes Scholar, and I don't blame him a bit for not talking to me) Eater.

God Bless You All.

**DieselMike** · 07-08-17 23:29

Originally Posted by MilwaukeeTJ [View Original Post]

The dude's last name was Rhodes. He was a mining magnate and established the Rhodes Scholarship to attend Oxford. Fellow monger Bill Clinton was a Rhodes Scholar. Just trying to keep the conversation cloaked in wet cigars and cum stained dresses.

Ol' Slick Willy Bill Clinton has probably scored more pussy than all of us combined! And I think of him every time I see a cigar.

**AsiaPhileJake1** · 07-08-17 20:37

Originally Posted by DaveDream [View Original Post]

You sound like that last poster named Dolphin19 that was banned from this site. AA pussy is awesome. I miss "Smiles" everyday (my first).

I remember Smiles. What happened to Smiles?

I realize I'm a newbie but I've been around awhile. I just stumbled on this site in a RM forum in which I just got back into the scene after a hiatus for awhile. I was curious about some new AMP's and we all know there has been a flurry of them.

**DaveDream** · 07-08-17 20:14

You sound like that last poster named Dolphin19 that was banned from this site. AA pussy is awesome. I miss "Smiles" everyday (my first).

Originally Posted by Eagle19 [View Original Post]

Just personal preference I only eat chocolate if it melts in my mouth, sorry not trying to offend anyone, just my preference, they tend to always wear wigs, hairs greasy, they tend to have an unusual odor & the people they associate with generally will never be road scholars. Happy hunting to all & be safe.

**Eagle19** · 07-08-17 20:10

Originally Posted by MilwaukeeTJ [View Original Post]

The dude's last name was Rhodes. He was a mining magnate and established the Rhodes Scholarship to attend Oxford. Fellow monger Bill Clinton was a Rhodes Scholar. Just trying to keep the conversation cloaked in wet cigars and cum stained dresses.

With most of them it would be ROAD scholars, at best, they could only dream of Rhode, I mean really they wouldn't even get it, because they'd be Fixin to call a daddy, axing a question or rolling to the crib for some fire, I'll pass ty, not an easy target, so many make themselves so desperate, so available not picky, you might as well wear that sign use meme I'm desperate lonely & use able at any cost, I'll stay picky & with my mostly utr spinners. Happy hunting & safe to all.

EAGLE 19.

**MilwaukeeTJ** · 07-08-17 19:09

Originally Posted by Iamthirsty [View Original Post]

Road Scholars, as opposed to Rhode Scholars, are usually available at the various rest areas along the Interstate.

The dude's last name was Rhodes. He was a mining magnate and established the Rhodes Scholarship to attend Oxford. Fellow monger Bill Clinton was a Rhodes Scholar. Just trying to keep the conversation cloaked in wet cigars and cum stained dresses.

**AngryBob** · 07-08-17 17:40

Originally Posted by Iamthirsty [View Original Post]

Road Scholars, as opposed to Rhode Scholars, are usually available at the various rest areas along the Interstate.

I'm a roads scholar, before that I was street smart. I aspire to become doctor of the highway, don't know if I will ever make it. Hehehe.

**WinkMartindale** · 07-08-17 17:25

Originally Posted by Iamthirsty [View Original Post]

Road Scholars, as opposed to Rhode Scholars, are usually available at the various rest areas along the Interstate.

Lot Lizards as referred to by truckers. They sort of descend on truck stops at night.

**Iamthirsty** · 07-08-17 17:15

Originally Posted by DieselMike [View Original Post]

"road scholars", LOL!

Road Scholars, as opposed to Rhode Scholars, are usually available at the various rest areas along the Interstate.

**DieselMike** · 07-08-17 16:07

Originally Posted by Eagle19 [View Original Post]

Just personal preference I only eat chocolate if it melts in my mouth, sorry not trying to offend anyone, just my preference, they tend to always wear wigs, hairs greasy, they tend to have an unusual odor & the people they associate with generally will never be road scholars. Happy hunting to all & be safe.

"road scholars", LOL!

**GoodTimes55** · 07-08-17 15:33

Originally Posted by Eagle19 [View Original Post]

Just personal preference I only eat chocolate if it melts in my mouth, sorry not trying to offend anyone, just my preference, they tend to always wear wigs, hairs greasy, they tend to have an unusual odor & the people they associate with generally will never be road scholars. Happy hunting to all & be safe.

Comments like that just shows how ignorant you are.

**Eagle19** · 07-08-17 10:50

Originally Posted by BigMilwaukee [View Original Post]

I wouldn't call myself a penny puncher per sea, but I am cost conscious. I have seen the same shit with the black girls, not including the likes of haily hotness, or the other big titted one that comes in to town every few weeks. It is practically impossible to find a reliable, budget friendly girl of ANY skin color now a days. You are lucky as can be with your finds my friend. I would be happy to accept your sloppy if they are not bank breakers!

Just personal preference I only eat chocolate if it melts in my mouth, sorry not trying to offend anyone, just my preference, they tend to always wear wigs, hairs greasy, they tend to have an unusual odor & the people they associate with generally will never be road scholars. Happy hunting to all & be safe.

**BigMilwaukee** · 07-08-17 09:13

I wouldn't call myself a penny puncher per sea, but I am cost conscious. I have seen the same shit with the black girls, not including the likes of haily hotness, or the other big titted one that comes in to town every few weeks. It is practically impossible to find a reliable, budget friendly girl of ANY skin color now a days. You are lucky as can be with your finds my friend. I would be happy to accept your sloppy if they are not bank breakers!

Originally Posted by CoochieEater [View Original Post]

I just gave out two numbers for two of my favorite girls. After reading about prices, I'm shocked that you all aren't beating down my door for their contacts. I have a sneaking suspicion as to why you're not. Could it be because they're a little different from what most of us consider ourselves to be? (Jesus, being tactful lead to an impenetrable vagueness. The Japanese would be proud.) Okay, they're black.

If these white and Asian providers are raping your wallets, then try some chocolate chix. Yeah, I know they quote high prices, but they're much more negotiable than someone who thinks they're Julia Roberts waiting Richard Gere to pull the gerbil out of his ass. My two girls are very accommodating and sweet, and do great things with their mouths. I wish I could speak more about full service, but flaccid Freddie won't even acknowledge I took a viagra, so other than oral, I haven't stuffed a vagina since I stuffed 2015's Thanksgiving turkey. But I do know this, they have great tits, winning personalities, a wonderful willingness, and lots of availability. I'm very happy with my cocoa cadre, and I'm willing to share with you penny-pinching assholes if your a senior.

Coochie (Don't fuck no white b, oh damn, can't use that word) Eater.

God Bless You All.

**GasolineMan** · 07-07-17 23:56

Originally Posted by CoochieEater [View Original Post]

I just gave out two numbers for two of my favorite girls. After reading about prices, I'm shocked that you all aren't beating down my door for their contacts. I have a sneaking suspicion as to why you're not. Could it be because they're a little different from what most of us consider ourselves to be? (Jesus, being tactful lead to an impenetrable vagueness. The Japanese would be proud.) Okay, they're black.

If these white and Asian providers are raping your wallets, then try some chocolate chix. Yeah, I know they quote high prices, but they're much more negotiable than someone who thinks they're Julia Roberts waiting Richard Gere to pull the gerbil out of his ass. My two girls are very accommodating and sweet, and do great things with their mouths. I wish I could speak more about full service, but flaccid Freddie won't even acknowledge I took a viagra, so other than oral, I haven't stuffed a vagina since I stuffed 2015's Thanksgiving turkey. But I do know this, they have great tits, winning personalities, a wonderful willingness, and lots of availability. I'm very happy with my cocoa cadre, and I'm willing to share with you penny-pinching assholes if your a senior.

Coochie (Don't fuck no white b, oh damn, can't use that word) Eater.

God Bless You All.

I am looking forward to becoming a senior so I can request these ladies numbers.

Keep up the good work, and the fine writing.

**Coochie Eater** · 07-07-17 15:18

Originally Posted by BigMilwaukee [View Original Post]

So, I have been meaning to do this for awhile, but am just now getting arround to it. I have a need to complain about the recent spike in pricing I have seen while speaking with many of the old and new girls from backpage. The average rates used to hover arround 60 to 80 for a half, but I have been shocked to see prices jump to 100 through 150 for a half, and it goes higher from there. I was completly confused till I spoke to one of my, when I have no other option girls, and she told me that she was finding guys that were willing to pay 200 to 300 just for a quick nut.

WTF guys! I can not fault you old fogies and those with massive amounts of disposable incomes if you want to spend it, but for fucks sake, think of the little guy now! I am almost priced out of the market at this point, minus some blind luck with some girls that I catch at moments of need. Think about what you all are doing. You all must remember that you are paying for between 1 to 3 holes, and more often not, shitty attitudes. Nothing more nothing less. Bodies soften and wrinkle, looks fade, boobs head south for the winter, holes become larger and larger sometimes, and teeth fall out. Soon I will have look for a relationship just to get some, and I will probably pay less in the long run. Just think about it guys. You all will remember this post when you blink and all of a sudden you are paying half your social security check for a hand job and say, we probably should have done something way back then!

Ok I am done now. Enjoy the holiday all!

I just gave out two numbers for two of my favorite girls. After reading about prices, I'm shocked that you all aren't beating down my door for their contacts. I have a sneaking suspicion as to why you're not. Could it be because they're a little different from what most of us consider ourselves to be? (Jesus, being tactful lead to an impenetrable vagueness. The Japanese would be proud.) Okay, they're black.

If these white and Asian providers are raping your wallets, then try some chocolate chix. Yeah, I know they quote high prices, but they're much more negotiable than someone who thinks they're Julia Roberts waiting Richard Gere to pull the gerbil out of his ass. My two girls are very accommodating and sweet, and do great things with their mouths. I wish I could speak more about full service, but flaccid Freddie won't even acknowledge I took a viagra, so other than oral, I haven't stuffed a vagina since I stuffed 2015's Thanksgiving turkey. But I do know this, they have great tits, winning personalities, a wonderful willingness, and lots of availability. I'm very happy with my cocoa cadre, and I'm willing to share with you penny-pinching assholes if your a senior.

Coochie (Don't fuck no white b, oh damn, can't use that word) Eater.

God Bless You All.