Escort Reports

**Coochie Eater** · 06-26-17 18:46

Originally Posted by ThotSlap [View Original Post]

Check out post #4781 in streetwalker section. Then checkout #4802. Inbetween and around there are other posts about the incident.

And JK kudos on the attitude and humor with which you related the incident.

thinking I might tell the next dirty talking hooker i find to "call me granpa" instead of the usual "call me daddy".

So I always ask the trollop how old she was when she started hooking. The youngest was 14 (or so she says). As they're gobbling my knob, I tell them how good they're doing it, and I need a favor from them.

"My grandson is really shy, but I think if he had an experience with a woman, it would bring him out of his shell. Would you be willing to break him in for me? I'll pay double your going rate for this, and I'll throw in some extra if we can film it."

"Sure. How old is he?

"He's (her starting age - 1)."

"Oh hell no! I thought he was like 18 or something."

"C'Mon. You were fucking at that age."

"No I wasn't. I was. . . . . And blah, and blah blah."

That's when I tell them to shut up and finish me off. I love to see moral rectitude come out of a streetwalker who's living a life of debauchery at its lowest level. Oh well. I guess people have to feel ethical about something. It's like drunks at AA meetings "Well, I never drank in the morning!" Yeah, but you wrapped your car around a telephone pole at 6:30 at night.

Coochie (The High Judge of Morals) Eater.

God Bless You All.

P.S. JFYI, I don't have any grandchildren. Don't have any children for that matter either. I guess all the sperm I pumped down throats didn't stick.

**DaveB3655** · 06-26-17 17:52

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**ThotSlap** · 06-26-17 13:42

Originally Posted by ScooterAllCity [View Original Post]

I believe Crystal calls JohnKat grandpa.

Check out post #4781 in streetwalker section. Then checkout #4802. Inbetween and around there are other posts about the incident.

And JK kudos on the attitude and humor with which you related the incident.

thinking I might tell the next dirty talking hooker i find to "call me granpa" instead of the usual "call me daddy".

**DoggInIt** · 06-26-17 13:15

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**AlphaMke** · 06-26-17 12:49

Originally Posted by CruisingY [View Original Post]

In some ways its silly for us to complain about these providers. I've been jacked around by them plenty. When we play in the gutter were dealing with people that have less than stellar honesty and integrity. Most of these women have probably been this way from a very early age and is partially why they are now nowere in life. Many are basically nice ladies but caught up in a life style they can't get out of. They just can't help themselves.

I have different standards for them. I have not and will not ever touch a SW. The higher end providers with legit websites, I look at as professionals who are running their own business. I expect things to be on time, and appreciate how properly some of them email and speak. Random BP girls I think are usually suffering from addiction and undermanagemt. (IK a lotta providers use BP I just refer to certain girls as BP type girls LOL) I would imagine any woman who sells herself for sex has had at least some sort of trauma in life, primarily sexual abuse stemming from child hood. That makes this okay and allows them to justify what they are doing. And factoring in that a lot of provides only hang out with only people "on the black market" other providers, dealers, criminals, they do not have a positive atmosphere that allows them to thrive, when you haven't worked in years, applying for a job is scary. I wish the best for these ladies.

Alpha.

**HappyCamperMan** · 06-26-17 12:12

Hi fellow mongerers.

I'm visiting MKE tomorrow and I'm looking for recommendations on your finest girls.

I like them younger, skinny, small to medium boobs. Girls who do BBBJ to the top of the list.

Tell me who you recommend! Thanks so much friends!

**ScooterAllCity** · 06-26-17 11:33

Originally Posted by MkePalace [View Original Post]

I guess I'm a little slow, but - huh?

I believe Crystal calls JohnKat grandpa.

**Ps1999** · 06-26-17 10:30

Originally Posted by CruisingY [View Original Post]

In some ways its silly for us to complain about these providers. I've been jacked around by them plenty. When we play in the gutter were dealing with people that have less than stellar honesty and integrity. Most of these women have probably been this way from a very early age and is partially why they are now nowere in life. Many are basically nice ladies but caught up in a life style they can't get out of. They just can't help themselves.

In post 14348 in BP ads I reported she can be hard to get a hold of. To my knowledge she has no mgmt. Maybe another one of you mongers getting her?

**MkePalace** · 06-26-17 08:15

Originally Posted by JohnKat [View Original Post]

Crystal is not available my granddaughter is once again out of rehab. Please do not return.

I guess I'm a little slow, but - huh?

**Cruising Y** · 06-26-17 05:02

Originally Posted by Coyote7033 [View Original Post]

That's funny, I was texting all night as well with her setting up times, then she goes MIA then Texts she's ready, that went on about 3 hrs, I basically just sat on couch enjoying the crazy stories she kept coming up with. She sure couldn't keep her stories straight.

In some ways its silly for us to complain about these providers. I've been jacked around by them plenty. When we play in the gutter were dealing with people that have less than stellar honesty and integrity. Most of these women have probably been this way from a very early age and is partially why they are now nowere in life. Many are basically nice ladies but caught up in a life style they can't get out of. They just can't help themselves.

**JohnKat** · 06-25-17 23:14

Kirby has incalls all week. Crystal is not available my granddaughter is once again out of rehab. Please do not return.

**MrMemfis** · 06-25-17 22:02

Originally Posted by CharlieKane200 [View Original Post]

Note: The above is a review. A skimpy one, but a review. Do not call the provider and say that I referred you. If you are a senior and you want a referral, PM me and I would be happy to do that. When you call a provider and say that I referred you, they call me and ask if I did. So, Dylan, whoever you are, please follow this procedure in the future. Oh, and also, never mention this site. Never.

You.

I don't feel. Like I got the same experience you describe. Or I just have too high of standards for this hobby in Milwaukee.

I saw her. And there were few pros. Pics are her, while flattering but they are really her I believe. She also has a very pleasant attitude. All set up was over text.

Cons. Not very hygienic. If you've seen Allie (who works out of same room with her), you'll know how hygienic and fresh Allie is. Even if she saw one of my pussy lovers on here previously in the day. Sarah does not follow that same cleanliness regimine! Also, she was just coming off her period, so had that unpleasantness to deal with. She also has a black eye. Which I get shit happens, but I arrived early to monitor the room and when I text I was there, a big guy and Allie walked out. So add that all up, and I think she is under management and that's how her and Allie met.

To reach is own. They are both real. They are safe. But I won't be repeating. Too many better options.

Happy Hunting Guys.

MM.

**Vegas Scott** · 06-25-17 20:37

Originally Posted by CharlieKane200 [View Original Post]

Note: The above is a review. A skimpy one, but a review. Do not call the provider and say that I referred you. If you are a senior and you want a referral, PM me and I would be happy to do that. When you call a provider and say that I referred you, they call me and ask if I did. So, Dylan, whoever you are, please follow this procedure in the future. Oh, and also, never mention this site. Never.

CK200 I totally agree with you, and man I hope your real name or monger name isn't Charlie! We need to protect this site. They may know about it but that doesn't mean we have to admit to it. Think of yourself as a "spy" behind enemy lines when mongering. Sneak in anonymous, get that pussy and get home safe! Just like James Bond. Sometimes we have to leave bad / warning reviews. I don't want some provider finding that review linking it to me and spamming my burner with BS text and calls.

Have fun, be safe and Stealthy!! And get all the pussy you can afford!

**Vegas Scott** · 06-25-17 20:20

See my report on BackPage part of site.

Definitely worth the $ when she comes to town again.

**CharlieKane200** · 06-25-17 19:58

Originally Posted by CharlieKane200 [View Original Post]

Saw Allie's friend Sarah yesterday on the SW side. 100 for hhr, pics are her. Nice girl no FK or DATY, but she did BBBJCIM. Skills were good, not a clock watcher. Afterwards she cleaned me up, we chatted a bit, then we got dressed and I left. I like that she stayed naked afterwards.

Note: The above is a review. A skimpy one, but a review. Do not call the provider and say that I referred you. If you are a senior and you want a referral, PM me and I would be happy to do that. When you call a provider and say that I referred you, they call me and ask if I did. So, Dylan, whoever you are, please follow this procedure in the future. Oh, and also, never mention this site. Never.