Escort Reports

[FastMke]

Met with Kirby the other night. Great gal, amazing body, and very personable. Started with BBBJ, then to DATY, back to BBBJ, then suited up for rcw, and missionary to finish. Very price friendly at $ for the hhr. She's staying in a decent hotel now in West Allis off of Hwy 100. May be my new atf! Only rule she told me was no kissing which is something I usually enjoy but she definitely made up for it with everything else.

[WTFNow]

Man your posts make my gut hurt. I am starting to sense your signature as I hit the end of posts. Squeezing out all the fun possible with them mind games hahaha.

So I always ask the trollop how old she was when she started hooking. The youngest was 14 (or so she says). As they're gobbling my knob, I tell them how good they're doing it, and I need a favor from them.

"My grandson is really shy, but I think if he had an experience with a woman, it would bring him out of his shell. Would you be willing to break him in for me? I'll pay double your going rate for this, and I'll throw in some extra if we can film it."

"Sure. How old is he?

"He's (her starting age - 1)."

"Oh hell no! I thought he was like 18 or something."

"C'Mon. You were fucking at that age."

"No I wasn't. I was. . . . . And blah, and blah blah.".

[DaveDream]

I will not go back to this notel. Also the one on 27th with the Mexican restaurant in front. Too much activity for me.

When I was was sitting in the parking lot at Allies notel I also noticed a lot of unusual and high volume activity going on. A big suv pulled up and one of the guys jumped out and ran into one of the rooms. Didn't knock on the door. It was open. Ran out minutes later and they left but not before they stopped behind my car and seemed as though they were checking me out. Not positive because I didn't want to look up like I was checking them out. Also a little.

Spinner ran out of one of the rooms not sure if same room, got in car and left. I think it was the same room. Maybe it was Sara? And yes a lot of those cheap plastic chairs out in front of peoples rooms that I guess the smokers use. Seems the cops know theres a lot of questionable activity going down at this place.

[Cruising Y]

I had an ok time with her. Nice body for her age. Nice erect nipples witch I like. Likes to kiss, good DATY, and above average BBBJ. But she does wear dentures and the place she stays at (Greenfield) has people sitting outside their doors at night so that was a major concern why I won't repeat. I told her that made me nervous. So also said to me that the cops come thru once a night and walk around talking to the people that are sitting outside smoking. Maybe a daytime visit would be best.

When I was was sitting in the parking lot at Allies notel I also noticed a lot of unusual and high volume activity going on. A big suv pulled up and one of the guys jumped out and ran into one of the rooms. Didn't knock on the door. It was open. Ran out minutes later and they left but not before they stopped behind my car and seemed as though they were checking me out. Not positive because I didn't want to look up like I was checking them out. Also a little.

Spinner ran out of one of the rooms not sure if same room, got in car and left. I think it was the same room. Maybe it was Sara? And yes a lot of those cheap plastic chairs out in front of peoples rooms that I guess the smokers use. Seems the cops know theres a lot of questionable activity going down at this place.

[HuntingStreets]

P.S. JFYI, I don't have any grandchildren. Don't have any children for that matter either. I guess all the sperm I pumped down throats didn't stick.

Two sperm are swimming along and the first says "I'm getting tired, are we almost there?" And the second responds "Hell no, we're not even past the tonsils yet!

H couldn't resist S.

[ScooterAllCity]

Posting someone's real name here is a BIG no-no.

The post will be removed by tomorrow morning I'm sure. That is never tolerated.

[Coochie Eater]

Check out post #4781 in streetwalker section. Then checkout #4802. Inbetween and around there are other posts about the incident.

And JK kudos on the attitude and humor with which you related the incident.

thinking I might tell the next dirty talking hooker i find to "call me granpa" instead of the usual "call me daddy".

So I always ask the trollop how old she was when she started hooking. The youngest was 14 (or so she says). As they're gobbling my knob, I tell them how good they're doing it, and I need a favor from them.

"My grandson is really shy, but I think if he had an experience with a woman, it would bring him out of his shell. Would you be willing to break him in for me? I'll pay double your going rate for this, and I'll throw in some extra if we can film it."

"Sure. How old is he?

"He's (her starting age - 1)."

"Oh hell no! I thought he was like 18 or something."

"C'Mon. You were fucking at that age."

"No I wasn't. I was. . . . . And blah, and blah blah."

That's when I tell them to shut up and finish me off. I love to see moral rectitude come out of a streetwalker who's living a life of debauchery at its lowest level. Oh well. I guess people have to feel ethical about something. It's like drunks at AA meetings "Well, I never drank in the morning!" Yeah, but you wrapped your car around a telephone pole at 6:30 at night.

Coochie (The High Judge of Morals) Eater.

God Bless You All.

P.S. JFYI, I don't have any grandchildren. Don't have any children for that matter either. I guess all the sperm I pumped down throats didn't stick.

[DaveB3655]

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[ThotSlap]

I believe Crystal calls JohnKat grandpa.

Check out post #4781 in streetwalker section. Then checkout #4802. Inbetween and around there are other posts about the incident.

And JK kudos on the attitude and humor with which you related the incident.

thinking I might tell the next dirty talking hooker i find to "call me granpa" instead of the usual "call me daddy".

[DoggInIt]

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[AlphaMke]

In some ways its silly for us to complain about these providers. I've been jacked around by them plenty. When we play in the gutter were dealing with people that have less than stellar honesty and integrity. Most of these women have probably been this way from a very early age and is partially why they are now nowere in life. Many are basically nice ladies but caught up in a life style they can't get out of. They just can't help themselves.

I have different standards for them. I have not and will not ever touch a SW. The higher end providers with legit websites, I look at as professionals who are running their own business. I expect things to be on time, and appreciate how properly some of them email and speak. Random BP girls I think are usually suffering from addiction and undermanagemt. (IK a lotta providers use BP I just refer to certain girls as BP type girls LOL) I would imagine any woman who sells herself for sex has had at least some sort of trauma in life, primarily sexual abuse stemming from child hood. That makes this okay and allows them to justify what they are doing. And factoring in that a lot of provides only hang out with only people "on the black market" other providers, dealers, criminals, they do not have a positive atmosphere that allows them to thrive, when you haven't worked in years, applying for a job is scary. I wish the best for these ladies.

Alpha.

[HappyCamperMan]

Hi fellow mongerers.

I'm visiting MKE tomorrow and I'm looking for recommendations on your finest girls.

I like them younger, skinny, small to medium boobs. Girls who do BBBJ to the top of the list.

Tell me who you recommend! Thanks so much friends!

[ScooterAllCity]

I guess I'm a little slow, but - huh?

I believe Crystal calls JohnKat grandpa.

[Ps1999]

In some ways its silly for us to complain about these providers. I've been jacked around by them plenty. When we play in the gutter were dealing with people that have less than stellar honesty and integrity. Most of these women have probably been this way from a very early age and is partially why they are now nowere in life. Many are basically nice ladies but caught up in a life style they can't get out of. They just can't help themselves.

In post 14348 in BP ads I reported she can be hard to get a hold of. To my knowledge she has no mgmt. Maybe another one of you mongers getting her?

[MkePalace]

Crystal is not available my granddaughter is once again out of rehab. Please do not return.

I guess I'm a little slow, but - huh?