Massage Parlor Reports

**BostonBeanHead** · 06-29-17 00:07

To quote Maxwell Smart, "would you believe that a late night visit to this Asian rubhouse would provide you with unrushed service, hassle-free parking, all the extras, with a teasingly mutually simulating experience"? Agent from Kaos. "I find that hard to believe. ". Agent 86 responds, "would you believe that she was young and hot and a pleasure to deal with?" Kaos agent. "I find that very hard to believe Max. " Agent 86. "Would you believe she was skilled and knew the ins and outs of the hobby and I can't wait to repeat?" "Nope. Don't believe it", says the evil Kaos henchman. Grasping at straws. Maxwell Smart secret agent 86 says. "Well she kind of got the job done even with her smelly fish flaps stinking out the shitty curtain room, and the constant phone checking and clock watching. ".

Wanted to smack her with my shoe phone.

Avoid 9599.

Stay safe and stay thirsty my friends.

Maxwell Smart.

**Doc Rivers** · 06-27-17 15:20

I visited FBW yesterday. Got new girl Amy who has been there only about 10 days. Nice message with good tease. Standard finish. . 6 with. 4 tip.

**Sex Rohmer** · 06-26-17 21:49

Visited Linden last week. Apple and Sarah were working. Apple is an attractive BBW. Sarah is a MILF. I chose Sarah. Massage was good, above average. Finish was about average.

**Top Floor** · 06-26-17 21:05

Is YuYu still working there?

**Masseur2000** · 06-26-17 16:40

Originally Posted by Eligrn101 [View Original Post]

Went to this marsh field place recently. Provider named May. Entirely forgettable experience. Standard fare at standard price but nothing special to make me want to repeat.

Thanks for TOFTT as I was considering this recently.

**Masseur2000** · 06-26-17 16:21

Originally Posted by HawkEyes [View Original Post]

Went yesterday 10 min before closing, called first to see if they were open as all the lights were off, I prefer going there when all the shops around are already closed since they know me, hehehe. Anyway, got Lisa (she was the only person there), around 40 ish, about a 5, .4 for house fee 30 min, nice rub which I would give an 8 as my back pain felt better after. Lisa is pretty good with her English, very funny, said she has only been there 1 month, easy going. On the flip, she started giving me a titty twister, and asked me what I wanted, asked for FS even if I was not planning to just to see if it was on the menu but she said no, got a HJ for another .4, very good technique, allowed me to squeeze her natural Cs which she exposed and spank her ass (stayed covered). Got a cup of water and left happy. One thing bothered me though. While I was getting dressed, she straightened out the sheets without replacing them. Next time I will wear my boxers until the flip.

BYOS. Bring Your Own Sheet.

**GamaDude** · 06-26-17 10:41

Went to anan in quincy. Prior review of 3 girls in short shorts got me. I unfortunately drew front desk person who was dressed like a stay at home mom. Good therapeutic massage, no tease, uninspired end. It's also right in a neighborhood of houses. Probably won't repeat but I did see a girl in short shorts on the way out.

**WheresTheAmp** · 06-26-17 10:19

Originally Posted by TasteHerpie [View Original Post]

So the Ad states " Sorry no AA " and if I'm not mistaken the AA stands for African Americans. So the fact that he stated that the person ringing the bell and banging loudly on the door was African American it was going to be a problem. And yes the person answering the phone is not the same person who will be servicing you. I offer this reasoning as I was asked before by the booking person if I was African American prior to being given any demographics. Maybe the gentleman at the door had the wrong apartment who knows. It is unsettling if you go into any Aamp and feel like you are being rushed tbrough the session. If this place is in a residential area it might be better to go later in the day and not during daylight. Just my 2 cents.

THp.

I doubt it was LEO. Maybe someone who worked for the building, but more then likely another monger. I visited last week and don't really care for the setup. The parking situation is sketchy. Girls were pretty but service is pretty standard and poor with these places. When I was leaving a second girl brought another black man out from behind the curtain to bring him into the bedroom well I was still in the apartment so the no AA goes by the wayside. They never asked me any information. Not repeating.

**Sex Rohmer** · 06-26-17 05:37

Stopped by a few different days and its been closed. Mail piled on the floor visible thru door. Any news about them?

**PinayLuver** · 06-25-17 21:19

Originally Posted by BryanB [View Original Post]

So I've been to the same location, unfortunately you got the little room with the courtain with no real privacy. The Apt has 1 actual bedroom and that little room, and with it being 2 girls working- you got the less private room.

You also probably scared the hell out of that next guy by flying out like it was a raid, As well as the girl! But it is what it is.

So my thought process is the following- when you call to set up the appointment, you're not really talking to one of the girls in the Apt. (you're probably speaking a booker who speaks better English and will notify 1 of the girls via text). When you arrive and call back they will give you the apt number and then you ring the buzzer and 1 of the girls will let you in. Once there they will ask how long and probably text the booker back what you elect (probably to time the girls). Usually the girl will do the standard DC, to make sure you're not LE. They don't want any trouble, as much as you. Better luck next time.

So any info on the provider? Did you get the girls name? Was she young & good looking, etc?

So the Ad states " Sorry no AA " and if I'm not mistaken the AA stands for African Americans. So the fact that he stated that the person ringing the bell and banging loudly on the door was African American it was going to be a problem. And yes the person answering the phone is not the same person who will be servicing you. I offer this reasoning as I was asked before by the booking person if I was African American prior to being given any demographics. Maybe the gentleman at the door had the wrong apartment who knows. It is unsettling if you go into any Aamp and feel like you are being rushed tbrough the session. If this place is in a residential area it might be better to go later in the day and not during daylight. Just my 2 cents.

THp.

**Ambrose** · 06-25-17 20:22

Originally Posted by Gnite1242 [View Original Post]

Hi all, I'm relatively new to the hobby, and I've been a lurker for a bit here and never had a reason to post, but I had to share this story.

I had a strange visit to 9599 in dorchester today. Maybe I was being too paranoid but it definitely seemed like something was up.

They told me to call when I got there, so I did, and the woman on the phone told me to wait 5 minutes because the girl was in the shower. I waited, and they called back and buzzed me up. When I got in there she pulled me into a room with a bed and only a curtain. She told me to get undressed, she then looked at her phone, texted someone, and immediately opened a condom rapper before I had my clothes off. Then the door buzzer rang and I asked who that was, and she said that it was one of the neighbors pressing the wrong button. I said okay, but was on my guard. She left the curtain room for a few moments, then came back. One minute later, even before I had all my clothes off, there was a strong knock at the door, and I asked who her who it was again. She said it was her family. I said, nope, put my clothes on, and went to the door, looked out the peephole and saw an african american male, dressed in a black button up and khakis. I told her that I was leaving, and she said, no, go into the bathroom and wait there for a minute. I said no, opened the door and pushed past the man. He looked at me sternly, but said nothing. I went downstairs, went to my car and drove off. Was I being too paranoid? I know this place has some good reviews, but it made me nervous. Any feedback would be helpful. Thanks!

I think you made the right move, I would have done the same.

**SMS 54** · 06-25-17 19:15

I was in the area a few days ago on business unrelated to mongering, and had time to try out a place I hadn't been to before. I parked right out front, but walked around the back and rang the bell on the back door. Waited a bit, no answer, so I tried the door and it was unlocked, so I went in and looked around, made my way up front, could tell there was one girl busy with a customer. In the foot massage room there was another girl taking a nap so I woke her up and she took me to a room, and it turned out to be Candy who was mentioned in this thread not too long ago. She was very friendly, and I really liked the underhand tease she provided and the nice slow finish. I did not get the Russian finish that was mentioned earlier, but was quite pleased with the session, and will definitely repeat when I can.

**GloverBoy** · 06-25-17 15:50

I've been to my far share of AMP's. I've also read about so many experiences of young attractive woman that are around the AMP's. I have yet to come across any. To me they're unicorns. It's either I'm very unlucky in the regard or other patron's have low standards or aren't a good judge of age, LOL.

Having said that, I thought I'd give Albion a try today. The woman that greeted me and ultimately handled my massage was at least in her 50's. Not necessarily unattractive but well past her prime. Agreed upon 1 hr at. 6. Last week I had gone to an AMP in York ME and the woman there destroyed my back and didn't even give he.

Here I asked for medium and she obliged. 10 minutes in things were feeling pretty good then she straddled my head very gently. I took the opportunity to test the waters gently touched her bare legs. I had stopped for a moment then she grabbed my hand and put it on her back side and told me to massage. OK, with me. After a little massage she actually let me take her bottoms off and play a little.

She then had me flip and proceeded to take care of business. It took me a little bit to finish which made her wonder if I like it. I assured her I did.

I still had 30 minutes left so she cleaned me up and had me flip to finish the massage. I'd have to say it was the best massage I ever had at an AMP.

Now as I said before I think my expectation for what I'm going to get looks wise is forever going to be very low but I'll definitely return here.

**Sex Rohmer** · 06-25-17 15:05

Originally Posted by SlowMo [View Original Post]

Apple loses some of its shine from up close. She's a bit older than you'd think (still young though), not particularly fit, and no ass at all. Maybe negative ass. She's still way cuter than the average mamasan.

Try Amanda, very pretty, great ass. Performance is mediocre though.

**Sex Rohmer** · 06-25-17 15:03

Originally Posted by SlowMo [View Original Post]

Apple loses some of its shine from up close. She's a bit older than you'd think (still young though), not particularly fit, and no ass at all. Maybe negative ass. She's still way cuter than the average mamasan.

Try Amanda, very pretty, great ass. Performance is mediocre though.