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06-26-17 21:12 #1742Regular Member

Posts: 5Barbie's Dollhouse Massage
Hey friends,
Stumbled across Barbie's on AA and 117th. I glanced inside to see a buxom brunette in a black nightie, and kept walking. I turned around a few minutes later and went in; there to greet me was a relatively stunning blonde, mid-30's (tight pink tank top, red push-up, and black yoga pants). She confidently (too confidently) told me the day's Special included "a half hour massage and a blow job" or an "hour massage and a handjob. " Realizing this was the stingiest sting I had ever seen, I muttered "that's not very legit, now is it" and I went to the door, the handle was rigged to pop right off, (buys a few seconds to apprehend a would-be escapee). She said "that's been happening all day," I told her to have a nice day and she shut the door behind me.
Because I'm a psycho, I found them on backpage a few hours later and decided to call. Asked if the blonde was available for a proper date. They were having none of my nonsense.
Steer clear, lads.
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06-26-17 14:25 #1741Senior Member

Posts: 1544That simply reeks of sting. Wouldn't go near it. That is NOT how you fly under the radar.
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06-26-17 13:38 #1740Senior Member

Posts: 136Had anyone seen this?
I know we're all mostly Asian lovers here, but has anyone seen this. New ad?
http://seattle.backpage.com/WomenSee...-with/49495778
Be safe.
Skeetm.
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06-25-17 22:45 #1739Senior Member

Posts: 286Sakura Cindy
LCB and I both have enjoyed the HJ Ninja skills of Sakura Cindy on multiple occasions and I think every true hobbyist in the Emerald City should see her at least once. It is an experience. She will jerk you off at angles and positions you wouldn't think possible and will do it at times of the massage that you weren't expecting! She loves the "Happy Beginning" sneak attack from behind and will have you up on your knees face down while she milks you with one hand and either does the mad ball scratching thing or inserts one or more fingers up your ass for some PM with the other.
Originally Posted by LCB
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I walked funny for a week after seeing her the last time, but had a strange smile on my face at the same time. Like I had somehow survived a Chinese prison experience with a 58-year old female cellmate, who happened to be a Licensed Massage Therapist.
Her massages are far better than any provider I have seen since starting my new hobby and better than almost any "legit" massage that I have ever had. Nice lady, too.
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06-25-17 13:36 #1738Senior Member

Posts: 78Candy Euro
I thought I would see Candy after I saw your post. I was not disappointed. She has some impressive skills. She also gives a good massage.
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06-25-17 13:29 #1737Senior Member

Posts: 78Beebee at Kings
I went to see Seven at Kings, but she was taking a day off. I had called ahead of time, and they told me she was working. I almost left, but I decided to see who else was working. Beebee is about the same age and build of Seven. She doesn't have quite the amazing skills as Seven, but she still did a good job.
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06-25-17 03:43 #1736Senior Member

Posts: 706Cindy at Sakura in Shoreline is a HJ ninja. She will milk as many loads out of you as you can serve up. Her massage is legit, great quality as well. Do know, she isn't for everyone. She's an older woman. Probably mid-late 50's. I happen to like her massage skills & the HJ is a great bonus.
Cheers,
-LCB.
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06-24-17 15:04 #1735Regular Member

Posts: 2I took a chance and hit up the place on AA near Northgate that advertises on BP. Used to be a psychic or something according to google maps. Massage was below average and no fun to be had. Won't be repeating.
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06-24-17 14:12 #1734Senior Member

Posts: 613MSOG and CW?
Any AMPs that offer nonstop CW with MSOG? HJ is fine for this, just non stop, high quality hand or mouth work.
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06-22-17 10:25 #1733Senior Member

Posts: 37Hit lavender yesterday
Met Lucy. Nice woman, good massage 100% legit. She got very close, but no accidental touches or anything. Kept everything covered with a sheet. On the flip, I tented, no comments, no hints, no signals. Goo place for good massage, that's it.
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06-22-17 08:38 #1732Senior Member

Posts: 118Downtown seattle
Coming in town in July.
Looking for AMP in the downtown area of Seattle.
Any luck finding a place?
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06-21-17 07:34 #1731Senior Member

Posts: 37Get any responses on Lavendar?
Not much else appears to be in the area and I'll be checking out the place tomorrow.
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06-21-17 02:32 #1730Regular Member

Posts: 16Other areas
I know this is for the Seattle area but since this thread is little more active I'm trying to get more suggestions. So please forgive me if this isn't proper USG forum etiquette. Any of you been to places in Tac / Lacey / Oly maybe even LW? I got a few place that I plan on checking out, just wanted to see if anyone not so local has some good spots. Thanks in advance.
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06-20-17 01:35 #1729Senior Member

Posts: 54Long time follower, first time poster:
My first taste of AMP was at Elite in Edmonds. I read up on Rub Map, Backpage, and other sites and finally took the plunge in August 2015. My first encounter there was great, TS, sauna, and mediocre massage. I didn't know what to expect and I only had $140 on me at the time. House took $60 which left me with $80. After the massage she asked me what I wanted and in turn asked what I could get for $80. She said hand job with some ball sucking. Of course I agreed and gave her all I have. She proceeded until I popped.
About a week or so later I wanted more and went back again, this time I wanted a BJ but she insisted on $120 for FS and I agreed, my first time with an older Asian lady. Went well, 69, then cowboy till I popped.
I was hooked after that, spent the rest of the year trying new places and getting mostly HJ. Couple strike outs as well.
Then I went to Backpage adds for younger Asian women, you know the ones you use to see all the time. I kept a journal of names, addresses and phone numbers of each one and noticed the same address for multiple phone numbers.
Anyways my first escort was by far my favorite, which probably ruined me thinking all will be like this. She was young 20's and very attractive. Visit her during my lunch break in Renton. Quick shower, little bit of kissing, CBJ and CFS.
I traveled for work so in Canada I used LeoList for escort and in Europe I did my best to google escorts.
I slowed down a little bit as I was spending too much on my addiction. I still visit AMP but only bring $100 for a good massage and a HE. My favorite is Jing Massage in Mill Creek area. Best message and a HE. But as you know girls rotate around so YMMV depends on who is there. They rotate from Los Vegas to Seattle then to LA. I befriend as many as I can to keep in touch, same with escorts, either by text or social apps.
If I'm in the FS mood I still look for escorts with my QV price at $100 or less.
AMP I've been to in the area for FS are: Tokyo, Lake Serene Spa, Elite, Happy Spa (closed), couple others down south I forgot the names. My favorite was a rented house by SeaTac that had two of the cutest first working, one Vietnamese and the other Thai. Only one works there at a time. Have to call to make an appointment and one one minimal. Real petite spinners. Decent massage but great tease to really build up the excitement. I love them skinny and petite.
Anyways I just wanted to share my story since I read most of your stories.
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06-19-17 19:00 #1728Senior Member

Posts: 199Curious about this too, and the main reason I haven't gone.
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