The Rat Trap

[TrailHunter]

Top 3 Clown Losers Alphabetically.

1 Camera3 over 1700 posts MAYBE 2 reviews. Biggest Bull Shit Artist ALL TIME. SMH.

2 DaisukeAramech Mr " Data Analyst " LOL. Clown's data consists of counting french fries at MickeyDs LOL. Pitiful.

3 And last but not least Clown Maynard LMFAO. Master and Doctors Degrees from NASA the National Association of Shitheads of America. LMFAO. Never gets laid and doesn't know a pussy from a hole in the ground. LMFAO.

And there you have it the Top 3 Clown Losers. LMFAO.

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[Chris5]

Not quite. My reviews are usually longer and more eloquent. The hypocrite, liar, fake and fraud's writing is charmingly childlike by comparison.

Swim999.

Why all the hostility Swim? LOL.

C5.

[Chris5]

Great detective work, DankOner. As usual, Sissy Chrissy is lying once again and his own words have confirmed it. Have any of you ever seen the Geico ad: "it's what you do. " Well, lying about everything and everyone is what Sissy Chrissy does. But, like everything he's about, he doesn't do it well.

He ridicules guys like me and others, because we can actually get a girl to like us and enjoy being with us for our personalities and not how many drugs Chrissy can pump into them. We also get HOT girls to dream of us! Girls that he has no chance of seeing in a million years. That makes him bitter and jealous.

Here's something else that Sissy does. He visits and calls up working girls in the graybar Hilton to try to get them to hook up with him after they get released. This is a fact that has been confirmed to me by multiple SP's. Soooooo, he calls us pathetic while cruising the Orange County jail for future prospects. Ummm, right Sissy, we're the pathetic ones. LMAO!

You're up past your bedtime tonight aren't you old man? Do you have air conditioning in that 1 bedroom of yours? LOL! Vino and I go way back, don't we you cocksucker?? Vino is completely foolish and useless. Vino has hated me ever since I started banging his love of his life G spot ginger. Big time CANDY girl who couldn't stay off the trail.

Vino I fucked that pussy so hard that she couldn't walk for day's. Did she tell you she let me fuck her up her ass? Took a while to get her to agree but I have my ways of convincing these chicks to give me what I want. LOL.

Fucked her ass hole bareback too!! She's a freak!! Vino has hated me since. Ginger was just a piece of ass to me, NOTHING more. Poor old broke vino. I kind of feel sorry for you dude.

But your a LOSER! And you're also a stalker!!

How's April doing these days old pal?? April told me she took all your cash and left you high and dry. LOL.

April is a dirty little twat!

C5.

[Vino 7373]

Here you make fun of people for being friends with hookers.

Here you are being the biggest hypocrite ever.









This one reads like swim himself could have written it.

Great detective work, DankOner. As usual, Sissy Chrissy is lying once again and his own words have confirmed it. Have any of you ever seen the Geico ad: "it's what you do. " Well, lying about everything and everyone is what Sissy Chrissy does. But, like everything he's about, he doesn't do it very well. Just like how he fucks, from what I understand. HaHa. He's also a clueless idiot that has no viable info at all. Hell, he still thinks I drive a black pickup truck and work at the Casselberry Liquor store! LMAO!

He ridicules guys like me and others, because we can actually get a girl to like us and enjoy being with us for our personalities and not how many drugs Chrissy can pump into them. We also get HOT girls to dream of us! Girls that he has no chance of seeing in a million years. That makes him bitter and jealous.

Here's something else that Sissy does. He visits and calls up working girls in the graybar Hilton to try to get them to hook up with him after they get released. This is a fact that has been confirmed to me by multiple SP's. Soooooo, he calls us pathetic while cruising the Orange County jail for future prospects. Ummm, right Sissy, we're the pathetic ones. LMAO!

[GeorgeMason]

I know everyone else thinks you are Chris5, but I know better. I finally figured it out. You are that kid that me and my friend Joe would swirlie about every other week in high school. Or maybe his little brother. Or worse yet, his son.

Damn, some people should not be permitted to breed.

C3.

Ever time I think of TH, I think of a thousand words.

That thousand-word photo is below.

[GeorgeMason]

Orlando so called Senior OLD member's are pretty much a joke to this Orlando forum. If you ever read some of there posts you will wonder what type of drug's are they taking. They know zero about mongering. It's really makes us REAL mongers look really bad.

Have you ever thoroughly read one of Vino, Camera 3, AncientOne or that cocksucker swim posts?? Beyond pathetic. They do not realize these are hookers, who they fall madly in love with. These hookers take there cash. That's it! This is a business, yet they constantly fall in love and take them out to fancy restaurants and fancy shopping malls.

Fools they are! These chicks laugh at guys like swim all the time. Swim enjoys cuddling and kissing and walking hand in hand with hookers. He pays big money for this. Swim is a poster child for the biggest pussywhipped pussy in Orlando. Completely useless.

C5.

I'm noticing a lot more mongers and provider's becoming lover's AND friend's here in the shitty city of Orlando! The Orlando Mongers are without a DOUBT the dumbest and retarded guys in the United States. Orlando mongers constantly brag about taking a hooker out to lunch or dinner and then talking them shopping at the mall and while doing all of this they brag about openly holding hands with a hooker like it's something to be proud of.

You assholes do know these are hookers RIGHT? They only want YOUR CASH you dumb fucks! Why is this so hard to understand? Are you guy's lives so pathetic and empty that you have to pay a hooker to go on a regular date with you? LOL! My gut tells me the answer to this question is YES!

Perfect example, a monger on this Orlando Forum by the name of Swim loves to write long romantic novel's whenever he does a review. Typically bragging about taking hookers to restaurants and shopping and then they go back to her place and make slow passionate love like there on there honeymoon. Then afterwards they cuddle up in each other arm's and catch there breathe.

What swim fails to realize or care, is that the sheets of that hookers bed is guaranteed to be filled with other mongers cum! LOL! This does not deter the loverboy swim! LOL! He is one sick and pathetic fuck with no life and without a DOUBT he's FAT and hideous. Once the date is over he walks out feeling like a million buck's only to be bumped into by yet ANOTHER monger, who is en route to the hooker he just left. LOL.

Swim is a poster child for the pathetic captain's of Orlando. I actually feel sorry for this dude.

He and the many pathetic captain's here in Orlando need to wake the fuck up. Unfortunately, there's zero hope for swim. LOL!

Hey swim, when's the wedding date sucker!!

C5.

There you go again.

Screaming in an empty room.

Nobody listening.

Nobody care.

SMH!

[Camera3]

I know everyone else thinks you are Chris5, but I know better. I finally figured it out. You are that kid that me and my friend Joe would swirlie about every other week in high school. Or maybe his little brother. Or worse yet, his son.

Damn, some people should not be permitted to breed.

C3.

What a Bull Shit Artist (BSA) you are C3 SMH. I have a shit load of #s that were handed to me. TH doesn't ask for #s and I never called one. And I never contacted any provider SMH because I don't need to. TH gets PMs from smokin hot BP girls because they want me to be their SD HaHa. How about that? And how about my last hookup with an 18 yr old cheerleader / gymnast? Like C5 posted the girls love TH. Stop taking drugs BSA C3 because you're losing it. Pitiful. And I know that you would be highly insulted because I put you on Ignore. I know that. And I thought Maynard was a big BSA.

TH SD.

[Chris5]

Here you make fun of people for being friends with hookers.

Here you are being the biggest hypocrite ever.

This one reads like swim himself could have written it.

I'm very flattered that you follow my posts here on the Orlando Forum religiously. You are among hundreds and hundreds of STALKERS who constantly fight for my attention. It's very true indeed. PLUS it's very understandable and here's why, I am without a DOUBT the most high profile respected monger on this entire forum. Mongers throughout the country depend on my valuable Intel that I constantly provide this great forum.

I had one monger from Europe profusely thank me for my great contributions and opinions AND advice that I openly share on a daily basis. So therefore, I have many many STALKERS who are very envious of my great TALENT.

My dear stalker you are a LOSER, you've tried to befriend me for months. I told you to get kiss a monkey's ass and I refuse to be your friend. You've stalked me ever since. Let me be clear, I have many hookers who I do business with daily, YES indeed they are my friends. As long as they benefit me and my wallet. You NEVER see me out holding hands and making love and cuddling. LOL!!

My friendships are beneficial to me!! You would NEVER understand. Again, I DON'T want to be your friend. You, and many others no doubt will continue to stalk me. I'm ok with that. Comes with being C5! Losers like you will ALWAYS be what I call a bottom feeder monger. You're pathetic AND you have physically assaulted a Paradise Trail chick. Her words not mine.

I advise you get some counseling. Get off my dick ass hole.

C5.

[Swim999]

Here you make fun of people for being friends with hookers.


This one reads like swim himself could have written it.

Not quite. My reviews are usually longer and more eloquent. The hypocrite, liar, fake and fraud's writing is charmingly childlike by comparison.

Swim999.

[Dank Dabs 42]

Here you make fun of people for being friends with hookers.

I'm noticing a lot more mongers and provider's becoming lover's AND friend's here in the shitty city of Orlando

Here you are being the biggest hypocrite ever.

Lee is a personal friend of C5 and I actually talk with her on a regular basis.

Skyee is a personal friend of mine.

C5.

Yes Kevon is a great personal friend of mine.

Me and Red go way back. She a personal dear friend of mine. A trail legend!

Was indeed in my city of Orlando last year. Sunshine is still a good friend of mine and is

This one reads like swim himself could have written it.

The lovely Patients is finally back. Dreamed a beautiful dream with this gorgeous woman. Patients has the most beautiful eye's I have ever seen. Her company and bedroom skills cannot be matched. Her oral skills had me finish in less than five minutes! But no worries as she patiently got me going again for a second round. Again beautiful face and gorgeous body. Her oral skills are right up there with UCF Brandi. She is a very sweet and kind woman and is also a dear and personal friend of mine.
Chris5.

[Chris5]

I'm noticing a lot more mongers and provider's becoming lover's AND friend's here in the shitty city of Orlando! The Orlando Mongers are without a DOUBT the dumbest and retarded guys in the United States. Orlando mongers constantly brag about taking a hooker out to lunch or dinner and then talking them shopping at the mall and while doing all of this they brag about openly holding hands with a hooker like it's something to be proud of.

You assholes do know these are hookers RIGHT? They only want YOUR CASH you dumb fucks! Why is this so hard to understand? Are you guy's lives so pathetic and empty that you have to pay a hooker to go on a regular date with you? LOL! My gut tells me the answer to this question is YES!

Perfect example, a monger on this Orlando Forum by the name of Swim loves to write long romantic novel's whenever he does a review. Typically bragging about taking hookers to restaurants and shopping and then they go back to her place and make slow passionate love like there on there honeymoon. Then afterwards they cuddle up in each other arm's and catch there breathe.

What swim fails to realize or care, is that the sheets of that hookers bed is guaranteed to be filled with other mongers cum! LOL! This does not deter the loverboy swim! LOL! He is one sick and pathetic fuck with no life and without a DOUBT he's FAT and hideous. Once the date is over he walks out feeling like a million buck's only to be bumped into by yet ANOTHER monger, who is en route to the hooker he just left. LOL.

Swim is a poster child for the pathetic captain's of Orlando. I actually feel sorry for this dude.

He and the many pathetic captain's here in Orlando need to wake the fuck up. Unfortunately, there's zero hope for swim. LOL!

Hey swim, when's the wedding date sucker!!

C5.

[Chris5]

Orlando so called Senior OLD member's are pretty much a joke to this Orlando forum. If you ever read some of there posts you will wonder what type of drug's are they taking. They know zero about mongering. It's really makes us REAL mongers look really bad.

Have you ever thoroughly read one of Vino, Camera 3, AncientOne or that cocksucker swim posts?? Beyond pathetic. They do not realize these are hookers, who they fall madly in love with. These hookers take there cash. That's it! This is a business, yet they constantly fall in love and take them out to fancy restaurants and fancy shopping malls.

Fools they are! These chicks laugh at guys like swim all the time. Swim enjoys cuddling and kissing and walking hand in hand with hookers. He pays big money for this. Swim is a poster child for the biggest pussywhipped pussy in Orlando. Completely useless.

C5.

[Chris5]

What a Bull Shit Artist (BSA) you are C3 SMH. I have a shit load of #s that were handed to me. TH doesn't ask for #s and I never called one. And I never contacted any provider SMH because I don't need to. TH gets PMs from smokin hot BP girls because they want me to be their SD HaHa. How about that? And how about my last hookup with an 18 yr old cheerleader / gymnast? Like C5 posted the girls love TH. Stop taking drugs BSA C3 because you're losing it. Pitiful. And I know that you would be highly insulted because I put you on Ignore. I know that. And I thought Maynard was a big BSA.

TH SD.

It is very true indeed. For year's, TH has never asked for any digits on the Orlando Street Walker Thread. The most popular thread on this entire Orlando Forum by the way. TH prefers to meet new chicks most of the time. I've dreamed with tons of beautiful model like beauties that all love this dude. I've never had the pleasure of meeting him in person. All I know is he's a white guy and the ladies are all CRAZY about him.

They even ask ME, WHERE'S TH? LOL! Trust me when I say, these DON'T ask about C5! Most hate my guts! LOL!

C5.

[TrailHunter]

Dude, do you read the shit you write before you post it? Why the fuck would I care if you put me on ignore?

So, quick look on the latest couple pages of your posts and, low and behold, I actually found ONE review. Since most of us are here to share and gain intel, that sorta makes you useless.

Couple that with the date I had Wednesday with a local legend. In conversation she asked me about a few guys who had contacted her. You were on her list but she didn't ask my opinion. She had already decided to not call you back based on you activity on the forum.

Damn. When a hooker won't take your money I think it is safe to say, there is something horribly wrong.

You may wish to rethink your strategy.

Just sayin'.

C3.

What a Bull Shit Artist (BSA) you are C3 SMH. I have a shit load of #s that were handed to me. TH doesn't ask for #s and I never called one. And I never contacted any provider SMH because I don't need to. TH gets PMs from smokin hot BP girls because they want me to be their SD HaHa. How about that? And how about my last hookup with an 18 yr old cheerleader / gymnast? Like C5 posted the girls love TH. Stop taking drugs BSA C3 because you're losing it. Pitiful. And I know that you would be highly insulted because I put you on Ignore. I know that. And I thought Maynard was a big BSA.

TH SD.

[Camera3]

Camera3 you are a heartbeat away from being the first person on my Ignore (Loser) List.

TrailHunter.

Dude, do you read the shit you write before you post it? Why the fuck would I care if you put me on ignore?

So, quick look on the latest couple pages of your posts and, low and behold, I actually found ONE review. Since most of us are here to share and gain intel, that sorta makes you useless.

Couple that with the date I had Wednesday with a local legend. In conversation she asked me about a few guys who had contacted her. You were on her list but she didn't ask my opinion. She had already decided to not call you back based on you activity on the forum.

Damn. When a hooker won't take your money I think it is safe to say, there is something horribly wrong.

You may wish to rethink your strategy.

Just sayin'.

C3.