Massage Parlor Reports

[FrankyCando]

What would you tip? 28 yr old 110 lb A cup AMP great deep massage 1 hr at spa in the city. Plenty of touching both sides get her naked except panties suck on nipples light kissing on neck no lips. Ass grabbing both sides finish her finger over panties. She finishes me with HJ. What would you tip?

For the sake of not spoiling her sixty.

[ChineseDragon]

What would you tip? 28 yr old 110 lb A cup AMP great deep massage 1 hr at spa in the city. Plenty of touching both sides get her naked except panties suck on nipples light kissing on neck no lips. Ass grabbing both sides finish her finger over panties. She finishes me with HJ. What would you tip?

[Member #6027]

Hi gents,

I work in the loop and like getting massages during my lunch break, but I'm trying to broaden my list of places. I figured I'd share my usual places and see if you guys had any recommendations.

My usual spot is the nail place on South Michigan (by the brewery). It is a little on the expensive side, but always pretty good quality (both in terms of massage and finish). Its also a bit far away for a quick lunch time jaunt (especially since I like hour long sessions).

There is also the unisex place on South Wabash. Again, its a little on the expensive side, but unlike the nail place this place is not quite as nice (though they always get the job done).

There's also Nylah and Sarah. They are convenient and reasonably priced, but don't really do it for me. Its a little too easy, which kind of takes the fun away. I also like a good massage, and they provide more of a light rub.

There are three other loop places I've been considering.

There's NE on North Wabash. Seems like a good location and a good deal, but I keep getting mixed signals. I know there have been a couple of positive reports on this board, but other places say its strictly legit. Not quite sure who to trust on this one.

There's also Body Focus on North Michigan. I think this is a spin off of another place, so I assume its reliable but I don't have any idea about quality / talent etc.

Finally there's the "pro" spa on South Dearborn. I was there when it first opened and got nothing. Given that I know what I'm doing (and obviously have a healthy ego) I assumed it was strictly legit, but I have since seen a couple of reviews elsewhere suggesting that extras are available. I don't usually retry places where I've been shot down, but if my info is out of date I'd reconsider.

[Captain1954]

http://chicago.backpage.com/Therapeu...-3372/65874263

The address is MH either they got the address wrong or scam / set up.

[Walker333]

The frustrating thing about this "hobby" for guys who have jobs and other responsibilities is that it's hard to find time to invest, taking off work or skipping out on family stuff.

Fuck family stuff. It's a HOBBY!

Just kidding, in your case, I would go only to well reviewed places and providers. There are a countless number of them.

And, the million dollar answer, behave with the mts, as you'd with any other woman that you want to seduce: smile, be confident, be a little bad guy, be a man. They like men, we are the source of their income.

[Walker333]

risk of a class 4 felony. .

1. I, and most of hobbits, do not tip before. It's a golden rule!

2. "The business" even FS is NOT a class 4 felony.

3. Yes, providers are risking, yes, they've been arrested exactly as you described, but hobbyists at MP probably-never (of course it is a different story with the Johns).

[Defender7777]

Give us a quick rundown of your entire experience to better judge the set-up.

I saw the ad on BP like everyone else, its close, so that's why I want to go there. I called and made an appt for 1:3 o.

1) Met by a EE blonde, it seemed like someone could be in another room, not sure.

2) I paid with a credit card that is one of those cards you just add cash to, so you don't get ripped off or traced.

3) I flashed money for tip as well in terms of letting her know I had cash. It was my first visit.

4) When she came in, she locked door, and asked me if I get a lot of massages, I said yes, that I just started.

5) I stripped down, just had towel over ass.

6) Gave her signals when things felt good, no real chatter by her, except when we found pain in my ass (haha).

7) Then at the 1 hour mark, she was done.

[Datsurman]

1. I don't have money or time to waste so I typically only go to establishments that are well reviewed. There are so many that you will run out of money before you run out of places to go. That said, I always tip before the session when I visit a well reviewed provider or establishment. I have only been ripped off one time about 15 years ago. Big reason why I do this is to avoid opening myself (and the provider) up to the risk of a class 4 felony. If you don't negotiate and the MT is a cop or working for the cops you are 100% in the clear. You never asked for anything. If they say, "why did you give her $50 tip! You obviously expected something". My response is a nice version of "fuck you. I accidentally overpaid. I never asked for anything more than a massage. If you have a recording I would love to hear it".

Second. The provider hates that conversation as much as you hate that conversation. A provider's risk of going to jail is about 100 times as high as yours. If I was a provider there is no way I would discuss money. In fact, the only way I would give a happy ending is if the customer showed unmistakable signs of not being a cop AND tipped up front. There is no such thing as a LEO check. I have seen several stories where undercover LEOs will have the MT finish them off and then pull out their badge and say "you are under arrest". The whole damn thing is a racket.

Third, I hate interrupting the flow of the massage by a) haggling and b) getting up off the table to get my wallet. I love not having to say a word and have the massage transition smoothly from rubdown to happy ending.

Just asking out of curiosity, but most EMTs I see ask for payment AFTER the session. At least the semi-legit ones do. Are you tipping BEFORE the session? Otherwise, other than your dress when you walk in the door (business attire, nice shoes, professional, maybe a nice watch), how do they sense you have money?

I recently dressed nicely, played by the rules but flirted and sent signals, and I got nada on the first visit. Million dollar question, by your standards, should I have left something extra special for a tip in anticipation of a 2nd visit even thought I got squat on the 1st? I didn't. I might see her again, mind you, but I have a problem tipping extra for a return visit that I might not have time to book for a month or so.

The frustrating thing about this "hobby" for guys who have jobs and other responsibilities is that it's hard to find time to invest, taking off work or skipping out on family stuff.

[Pickles13]

I've had most of all, well reviewed here, emts. I tipped them from 40-75. I always had (always) tl HJ. I always took 60 min sessions, and always had been shorted on time. They seems liked me regardless of the tip amount although I didn't speak to them or attempted to be a nice guy.

IMO the key secrets of success with them are: 1. They should not be afraid that you're LEO, 2. They should sense that you have money.

If both, 1 and 2, are satisfied, you will leave happy even after the 1st "date".

Just asking out of curiosity, but most EMTs I see ask for payment AFTER the session. At least the semi-legit ones do. Are you tipping BEFORE the session? Otherwise, other than your dress when you walk in the door (business attire, nice shoes, professional, maybe a nice watch), how do they sense you have money?

I recently dressed nicely, played by the rules but flirted and sent signals, and I got nada on the first visit. Million dollar question, by your standards, should I have left something extra special for a tip in anticipation of a 2nd visit even thought I got squat on the 1st? I didn't. I might see her again, mind you, but I have a problem tipping extra for a return visit that I might not have time to book for a month or so.

The frustrating thing about this "hobby" for guys who have jobs and other responsibilities is that it's hard to find time to invest, taking off work or skipping out on family stuff.

[CraigGerton]

Anybody know if Samantha is back at Oki Doki? Think she's been gone for a few months.

[Dr Manhattan]

Dr. Manhatten,

I was just at this place for an hour this week with a blonde. I did everything possible to give a "hint". Any suggestions?

Give us a quick rundown of your entire experience to better judge the set-up.

[ChicagoCat99]

I've had most of all, well reviewed here, emts. I tipped them from 40-75. I always had (always) tl HJ. I always took 60 min sessions, and always had been shorted on time. They seems liked me regardless of the tip amount although I didn't speak to them or attempted to be a nice guy.

IMO the key secrets of success with them are: 1. They should not be afraid that you're LEO, 2. They should sense that you have money.

If both, 1 and 2, are satisfied, you will leave happy even after the 1st "date".

$75 only for HJ is high.

I usually pay $35 to Maria and I can see she is happy ($65+ $35 = $100). After doing twice, the Polish owner lady has been kind.

Unless, they provide something more, I was thinking to stick to this for a while.

When ERS in Belvadere was open, I used to pay $135 ($95 + $40 = $135).

But, that was all nude massage with mutual touch. One lady (Samantha) touched my feet and penis by her breasts.

For some reason, both ladies (Samantha and Marie) put my hand on vagina when giving me HE. (I usually don't do this, but it seems it's rule there.).

All white ladies, of course.

HJ for $70 is high in my opinion.

[Jayp80]

http://chicago.backpage.com/Therapeu...-3372/65874263

[Walker333]

Try El spa.

https://www.yelp.com/biz/el-massage-spa-schaumburg

I had chair massage and it was good.

It just opened a month ago and everything is brand new there.

Swedish Massage $50 + Table shower $5. Something may come as they open till 10:00 PM.

Thanks for the advise, is it AMP or lmp?

Is it legit?

[Walker333]

I've typically spent 140 with her. 70 for the hour and 70 for tip. Here's the rub with 30 minute sessions (pardon the pun). Your chances for extras on a first visit are minimized with the Euros. They assume you will not be a repeat customer. This curbs your chances with them, as they get money hungry. Under tipping is a kiss of death. It comes with the hobby.

Trick is to find one you can afford to tip well enough to leave satisfied on a regular basis. The Euro you are referring to is worth it for the full-body massage.

FYI, overtipping inflates their ego and the tipping expectations for everyone else. Only tip beyond the door fee if service is more than roaming or HJ.

I've had most of all, well reviewed here, emts. I tipped them from 40-75. I always had (always) tl HJ. I always took 60 min sessions, and always had been shorted on time. They seems liked me regardless of the tip amount although I didn't speak to them or attempted to be a nice guy.

IMO the key secrets of success with them are: 1. They should not be afraid that you're LEO, 2. They should sense that you have money.

If both, 1 and 2, are satisfied, you will leave happy even after the 1st "date".