Streetwalker Reports

[NiteTimer]

Amber. Tiny spinner. Great attitude.

I'd like to see a compilation of baby batter splatter from your top drawer. They look absolutely bewildered by what they just got hit with. Unless they're acting. Either way. Good shit.

[Elber Gonzalez]

Definitely a man. Have seen him on the prowl a lot and have had him approach my Vehicle. I knew right away, or at least knew enough to question it and say no. Hope you are able to forget this ever happened, even worth the video evidence. I'm sure I would be in full freak out mode.

He approached to my car couple months ago, I knew there was something wrong with him, I immediately said not interested. Another shorter dude also was trying to get pick up in the west side, the other one seemed to be white and was wearing make up, he approached to my window, but it was when I saw his hands were bigger than mine I said thanks, but no thanks.

[ldonshoots]

Is it bad that all I can think of is the scene from ace Ventura when he takes the plunger to his face after kissing Lois einhorn the tranny police chief? That's what I envision him doing right now.

Guys please stop. I can't even breathe right now I'm still ROTFLMAO. Seriously 4 hrs later my stomach is hurting here. I'm about to find out if someone can truly die from laughing.

[Ekim Ekim]

I thought dudes were supposed to suck your dick for free. At least that seems to be the point of the 99% of Craigslist ads I have to scroll through while looking for a UTR needle in a haystack.

Is it bad that all I can think of is the scene from ace Ventura when he takes the plunger to his face after kissing Lois einhorn the tranny police chief? That's what I envision him doing right now.

[HeadLuvr]

LOL. Dam sure was man you dudes are cruel for letting him go so long in suspense and good on you NiteTimer for putting him up on things. When I see that tall scarecrow I actually speed up instead of slow down. Sorry again to the OP but I'm still holding my stomach laughing an hour later here.

Man, I didn't want to say so at first, but me too. Cried laughing when I saw the vid and realized who it was. I'm still chuckling everytime I think of it. We all live and learn.

[Baltimoronic]

Tough stuff, man.

I thought dudes were supposed to suck your dick for free. At least that seems to be the point of the 99% of Craigslist ads I have to scroll through while looking for a UTR needle in a haystack.

[Playboy69]

My man. That was a man. Natalie by name. Sorry.

There are reports on her and just by the looks, she could be a tranny in my book. I always ignore. But why does she sound like a female? Operation? Some people these days.

[Playboy69]

Amber. Tiny spinner. Great attitude.

You deserve to get an AVN awards? I'm not a facial fanatic but you making me what to do that next time.

[KentKassidy]

Natalie was born Nathan. Yikes. Hope you don't lose ya mind off of this. Cup checks from here on out pal.

[KentKassidy]

You'll always find the quality there much better. Girls are younger, nice bodies. It just cost more. But my motorcycle is, pay for what you want. Some chase the Jackson chicks while others chase more 3 Jackson types. We all ball different (no pun intended) .

With Fayette St around 4-5 am. Going to gym and got sidetracked. Several walkers. Chocolate. Met 23 yo clean young mom. Egyptian name starts with M. Recently from Atlanta. Good time at Tims. Surprised in the middle of downtown this is going down.

[KentKassidy]

This is some sad shit. But it's fucking hilarious at the same time. Puhahahahahaha.

A Minor but Positive experience.

[LikkerFront]

These might even be better than Peter North. In his films, the girls look all proud to wear it like a badge of honor. Vega Wrap's got the girls looking a little ashamed and bewildered. I love it!!

They are probably looking bewildered because they had no idea they were going to get plastered by a super human load of Vega Wrap gack! Love the pics Vega Wrap show us some more.

[Baltimoronic]

Yo son! Thats son Peter North action right there. LOL.

These might even be better than Peter North. In his films, the girls look all proud to wear it like a badge of honor. Vega Wrap's got the girls looking a little ashamed and bewildered. I love it!!

[DizKnutz]

My man. That was a man. Natalie by name. Sorry.

Tough stuff, man.

[ldonshoots]

My man. That was a man. Natalie by name. Sorry.

LOL. Dam sure was man you dudes are cruel for letting him go so long in suspense and good on you NiteTimer for putting him up on things. When I see that tall scarecrow I actually speed up instead of slow down. Sorry again to the OP but I'm still holding my stomach laughing an hour later here.