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**Dezy79** · 06-18-17 15:32

I've been heavily procrastinating on my reviews so I'll post this report of a few providers I've had dreams of over the past couple of months.

I'll start with the first- Lexxxi (not the tattooed one). Set up was easy, got verified, went to her hotel in Sharonville area, arrived at the agreed time, sent her a text, she told me it would be a few minutes, then told to come to the side door, I did, she let me in, we went to her room, she was just out of the shower, we chatted for a ten min or so. She has a great personality, is not a chatter box and actually has something interesting to say. We laid on her bed, started making out, she loves to kiss and is a good kisser. I enjoyed the DATY and so did she! This girl loves sex. She gets super wet, comes fast and often. She has a great little butt on her she is well kempt and DD free, has kids but no baby damaget. Cover went on for BJ and FS. She has text me few times to dream of her again and I told her I would but I had a couple too many drinks and dreaded the thought of driving out there. So Lexxxi, if you read this, I want to apologize. I wasn't playing games with you.

Next dream was of Brookee. I got verified with her but didn't have the dream till a couple of weeks later due to scheduling. I text her on a Sunday to inquire if she did get me verified, which she did so we set something up for that evening. I went to her hotel in NKY, she gave me the room number, I knocked, she opened and hid behind the door till I came in. I thought that was kind of cute. Speaking of cute, she is adorable! I love brunettes and she is just my type. Nice tan skin, great curves, beautiful eyes and hair, charming southern accent. We clicked well. It felt very natural, like we've known each other for some time. Needless to say we chatted, had a drink, got down to the fun. She is truly GFE. Also indulged in BBBJ and CG. I was very into her on many levels. I haven't clicked with a provider in that way since Kyla (the young, hot one with the perfect bolt-ons), who was my ATF and decided to quit right after she finally started breaking her rules for me without me even requesting. But I digress. I may have a new ATF now! After, we went out on the balcony, imbibed the gorgeous view, had a smoke, chatted and I wished her a speedy recovery (some of you know about her foot). We smooched a bit on my way out exchanged compliments and hopefully many more similar evenings will follow.

The most recent dream was of LadyShay. Was supposed to dream of Brookee again, I had to cancel, so we agreed on the next day and then she had to cancel, unfortunately. I read nice reviews about Shay and a bad one which you'll have to PM the reviewer if you want more info. It's nothing related to her personality or performance. Any who. The first time we agreed to meet, I arrived at the intermediate location which was a store and text her for the address. She told me five minutes, I waited almost 15 and left. On the way home, I finally received the text with her address. I told her I left and didn't have all day to wait in a parking lot. She apologized. Fast forward a few weeks and I decided to give her another shot since I couldn't see Brookee. Glad I did. First, though, let me clear something up. Most of the mongers who see her are older gentlemen. I am under 40. I do like to think I'm selective in regards to physical appearance of a provider. Shay is not ugly by any means. In fact, her eyes are pretty as is her hair. Her face is not wrinkly or pock marked. However, she is not a delicate, young girl. She is a woman with grown children and is closer to 40, does have a raspy voice, her body is not super tight, but her pics are accurate and does have a cute butt. I imagine she was the one of the hottest girls in her HS. Her place is clean, there are a lot of O2 tanks around which I imagine is related to a work thing. She is chatty but in a sober way not a like a junky. I enjoyed talking to her. She is well manicured and hygienic. Having said that, I understand why she wouldn't be some mongers' type. I, being the dedicated monger that I am, decided to give her a chance and prove her skills. I am ecstatic that I did. In the dream, the only acronym I indulged in was BBBJCIMWS but that's all I needed. HOLY SHIT. No words can describe the ecstasy from a Shay BBBJ but I'll try. How about outstanding, exemplary, fantastic, mind blowing, I think you get the point. It will have you quivering. I forgot what a truly great BJ is like till I met her. Thanks, Shay!

Some other I've tried to dream of but to no avail are NatiPrincess, PrincessNish, Laylee, TrulyTiffany. Almost agreed to dream of CincyFunGirl, however, when she revealed to me that she is staying in a motel which happens to be down the street from where I grew up, I declined. I was under the impression she had a private residence. I know the motel well and the fuzz like to sit in the parking lot at night.

As always, YMMV. Stay safe and don't scare any of these girls off!

**LusciousLips** · 06-18-17 14:39

Originally Posted by Electro1023 [View Original Post]

Has any one heard from Lucipus Lips in Sharonville.

She has dropped off the radar.

I'll be posting this week,seeing gentleman on the Westside. No h habit, I don't even drink,nothing,.

**OldzZark** · 06-18-17 07:16

Had a wonderful dream of her yesterday. Rather than just say, "ditto what everyone else said", I think I'll expand a bit.

Location: Easy to find, quiet, safe nice. She has a separate area upstairs for her business. It's also her home, which she keeps very tidy; the puppy is unconcerned about visitors.

Velvet, the bod: She's not a spinner, not a teenager. That said she is very pleasing on the eyes and I personally was quite turned on by her appearance. Natural breasts and very soft skin (I had a hard time not constantly touching her). She might be a smoker (saw an ashtray outside) but you DO NOT smell it anywhere. She prepared herself for the dream. Was clean, fresh, soft, and looked good.

Velvet, the person: Very very pleasant, easy to be around, and made me feel extremely comfortable just being with her. She must truly enjoy her work, and I imagine she'd be the same around almost anyone. Unless you're being a butt head, I can't imagine her not putting every dreamer at ease. We talked a bit during the massage, but only as much as I wanted. She follows the lead set by the dreamer.

The event and skills: Wow! The short version. I want to go back, right now! In fact, I want to experience the "full meal deal"! The longer version. Excellent communications, directions, and welcome. Everything was already prepared on arrival. She offered water and a shower if I wanted (I did). Ambience was already set I laid down on the regular massage table, face down. A very nice, soft massage followed with ever so slight teasing. I didn't realize somewhere along the way she'd taken off her top. Probably a good thing as I'd have tried to figure out how to cop feels while lying face down! Then the flip where I did cop a few feels while she continued the excellent massage!

Next followed the, um. More specialized massage. It truly was a massage, and felt out of this world! I think I started drooling, it felt sooooo good! She offered this part on the massage table or on the bed. I chose table and she positioned herself between my legs, with nothing left on in the clothes department. Nice!

Shortly the offer of her special table. The milking table. I've wanted to try this for a long time, so this was really a treat! She offered a variety of finishes and a pillow to rest my head or I could go without and watch through the head brace.

Finish, tidy, chat, and immediately I wanted more of her! I must go for the longer time and, like I said, more interaction to the extent she allows. This lady is very very sexy, knows what she's doing (and enjoys her work), and is what I'd call a Real Woman.

If you live here or are visiting and you have the time, you're missing a special lady if you don't give her a try! Thank you Velvet for giving of yourself and for our time together. I WILL return!

**LuvnLivn** · 06-18-17 06:50

Originally Posted by Wow8714 [View Original Post]

I am looking for tips on a possible dream with VR? I haven't dreamt of her before. What are her strengths? Her pictures are hard to determine figure, etc.

IMO her massage and personality are her strengths but I've only seen her once, so far. My review, #10943 is two or three pages back. As newbies, we have to work for any intel, and rightfully so. Many guys on here put in a lot of time and effort so unless you catch one in a generous mood they aren't going to give it up for free.

Do like I did and click the "Search Thread" button just above where it says, "This forum thread is moderated by Admin". Search her name, and VOILA! That way you get several opinions on a provider, not just one from someone whose taste might differ from yours. Also do like I did and take a chance. You might be pleasantly surprised.

Luvnlivn.

**DrDave39** · 06-18-17 06:38

After multiple failed meetings, finally dreamed of Ms. Cremes- and took her up on her offer of being the first with her new duo partner, Ms. Bella. We actually had a lot of fun instructing her in the "ins and outs" of the hobby, as well as lots of fun in multiple positions. Bella was eager to learn and has great instincts, while Cristin is a firecracker who loves what she does. I will repeat!

The good dr.

**Wow8714** · 06-17-17 21:19

Hello,

I am looking for tips on a possible dream with VR? I haven't dreamt of her before. What are her strengths? Her pictures are hard to determine figure, etc.

**Tyler4178** · 06-17-17 12:18

After no answer from many girls on here and backpage. Many girls with adds up not answering their phone? I was able to get together with Nisha.

I had seen her before when she was UTR. She has always been a good time I had fun.

http://usaadultclassifieds.info/clas...f-Heaven-.html

**RogerOver** · 06-17-17 08:21

Originally Posted by HuntLadys29 [View Original Post]

My biggest complaint is the text back hours later like I'm sitting at home all day waiting for them to text back. I also prefer early morning appointments I'll always text a few providers so whoever answers back and is communicating will get my dollars. I've texted girls at say 8 am I'm usually pretty simple " hello Jenny are you available " they will text back at 4 pm with " yes I'm available " WTF is that? I'll say I texted you 8 hours ago. Then the pictures on line from a much better time in their lives and when you get there it's Hattie the Witch greeting you at the door. Then they wonder why you leave. Unbelievable. HL29.

That is unreal. Like they just woke up or something and are going down the list of unanswered texts. If they stand behind the door you can't even tell what they look like until you're in the room. No chance to say "wrong room" and bolt LOL.

**HuntLadys29** · 06-17-17 05:19

Originally Posted by JLZ61 [View Original Post]

Wasn't she pregnant? Having a little one might be enough to deter the servicing of mongers.

She was always pregnant that was one of personal selling points that and having no limits. Then she started getting bad reviews here and there were a few no response and I believe a monger or two not getting what they paid for. I saw her once she looked different than her pics to me but she was a willing participant and I had no problems. HL29.

**JLZ61** · 06-17-17 05:00

Wasn't she pregnant? Having a little one might be enough to deter the servicing of mongers.

Originally Posted by Kenal1 [View Original Post]

LL dropped out of site quite some time ago, back in September or October I think. If I remember correctly there were some reports of her getting into the H habit. I hope not, but that's what I recall.

**Kenal1** · 06-16-17 23:30

Originally Posted by Electro1023 [View Original Post]

Has any one heard from Lucipus Lips in Sharonville.

She has dropped off the radar.

LL dropped out of site quite some time ago, back in September or October I think. If I remember correctly there were some reports of her getting into the H habit. I hope not, but that's what I recall.

**Clem12** · 06-16-17 21:05

Originally Posted by HuntLadys29 [View Original Post]

My biggest complaint is the text back hours later like I'm sitting at home all day waiting for them to text back. I also prefer early morning appointments I'll always text a few providers so whoever answers back and is communicating will get my dollars. I've texted girls at say 8 am I'm usually pretty simple " hello Jenny are you available " they will text back at 4 pm with " yes I'm available " WTF is that? I'll say I texted you 8 hours ago. Then the pictures on line from a much better time in their lives and when you get there it's Hattie the Witch greeting you at the door. Then they wonder why you leave. Unbelievable. HL29.

Try Susan 40. Down to earth and real!

**LuvnLivn** · 06-16-17 19:47

I dreamed I was sitting in traffic on I-75 in Friday rush hour traffic. By CHOICE! I thought, "I must be crazy!" But I was on my way to see LadyShay for the first time so I figured it would be worth it. Well I figured right. And speaking of figures, WOW! Hers is just the way I like. Her ad pics are accurate. Great ass, beautiful hair. And what her ad doesn't show are her pretty eyes and friendly personality. The descriptions in her ad are accurate too. Being nervous and new to this I was afraid the little guy would be shy but that was NOT a problem. In fact, the opposite was a problem. Just couldn't hold back while watching that ass while she performed her therapy so maybe more acronyms next time. Setup was a piece of cake. A few texts were all we needed.

I sat in traffic for 40 minutes on the way home too, but for the first time ever, I didn't even care. I had something nice to think about. I will definitely repeat.

LuvnLivn.

**HuntLadys29** · 06-16-17 16:21

Originally Posted by MTownUtr [View Original Post]

I admit, there are many times I am unable to answer texts within an hour. If I do not know the monger, I will not reply after an hour unless I am told it is ok to do so. Many guys do not use burner phones or a texting app, and the last thing I want to do is get someone in trouble with an unexpected text 2 or 3 hours later. I've had texts that included references, but no ok to text back anytime. I will go ahead and verify the refs and make note that the client has been screened for the next time they call, but, as I said, I will not contact them after that hour timeframe. Discretion in this hobby should be of utmost importance for everyone involved. I apologize to anyone I have offended by not returning texts. I do the best I can but sometimes, it's just not possible to return a text right away. So, PLEASE, let us girls know if it's ok to text back anytime and I can almost guarantee you will see a lot more texts / calls being answered.

My biggest complaint is the text back hours later like I'm sitting at home all day waiting for them to text back. I also prefer early morning appointments I'll always text a few providers so whoever answers back and is communicating will get my dollars. I've texted girls at say 8 am I'm usually pretty simple " hello Jenny are you available " they will text back at 4 pm with " yes I'm available " WTF is that? I'll say I texted you 8 hours ago. Then the pictures on line from a much better time in their lives and when you get there it's Hattie the Witch greeting you at the door. Then they wonder why you leave. Unbelievable. HL29.

**Kenal1** · 06-16-17 15:52

I just met with Cristen and her new duo partner, Bella. Bella is pretty attractive with nice tits and a smoothly shaven pussy. She has a little bit of a tummy but nothing too much. She and Cristen took turns eating each other, kissing, sucking each other's tits and, of course, giving me plenty of attention with BBBJ, doggy with Cristen and mish with Bella. I did DATY with both and everything was clean and tasty. Need I say that it was one helluva good time?