Massage Parlor Reports

**BlueSkyBlue** · 06-16-17 21:04

Originally Posted by Knight007 [View Original Post]

Anyone try Bernardo Message on Bernardo Center drive. I heard the place does HJ for $40. Any recommendations. Saw a cute Asian girl walk out the spa, I was in the parking lot after dinner next door.

Yes you can get a hand job at Bernardo massage.

$40 an hour and $40 tip.

Like most places the girls do change but a couple of them I've been there for a long time and actually I think they're pretty spoiled and do minimal massage just get to the handjob and chase you out.

Judy is the taller one, older skinny one who usually wears nylons and a pair shorts over them, she has been there for years and even though she's over 50 she will get right to the point if you give her any signal that you want your cock massaged.

The last time I went in there and a young Indian guy walked in right behind me and he went to Judy, that particular night they didn't even bother to put the music on so after 20 minutes I could hear him moaning while Judy stroked his cock, it was actually kind of funny because he was really loud and vocal as he shot his load. The girl that was rubbing my dick at the same time and I looked at each other and laughed at how hard Judy was working that night.

Apple is another long time worker there, she shorter, rounder with long wavy hair and a large moll on her nose. She's back in China right now but the last time I was there with her she really pestered me for more than a $40 tip, hint the correct answer is no Standard tip is $40 no more.

Your mileage may vary but for me it's a mediocre half ass massage and a mediocre half ass hand jobs but it gets the job done.

I just called and there's two new girls I haven't heard so give it a try.

I would just personally recommend avoiding the horse face Judy.

Don't get me wrong I've been going to this place for over five years and had some really great massage and some really great hand jobs but my last few experiences was it was so so at best.

If You ask, they have a table shower and personally that's my favorite part is getting a table shower after a cock rub.

**Five** · 06-15-17 12:36

Not that I have found. I recently reviewed the new place on woodside in Lakeside and won't go back. The one next to the greek chicken at bradley and 67 is legit no extras, as is the one across the freeway near in-and-out. For legit massage the place in Rancho next to Ralph's is actually pretty great, but no extras at all- in fact it's all curtain rooms and usually there are other customers getting their regular foot treatments just 10 feet away. I have not tried Maple though I hear good things on here. Pretty slim pickings out here. Sorry I don't have more for you. 5.

Originally Posted by MilffLoverr [View Original Post]

I've only been to Cajon massage. Honestly wasn't impressed. If you know of any decent places here in EC I would love to try them out. Any decent places with table shower?

**Huehue1337** · 06-14-17 23:51

Are there any places that offer Russian? If so, how much should I tip?

**DhisIsMe** · 06-14-17 21:10

Originally Posted by DhisIsMe [View Original Post]

I shall try this, then. Maybe today.

The other day, I went there, was met by a probably 40 yo woman who barely spoke English. I paid for a 45 min massage, stripped down, and waited. The massage was pretty good, not great. She was able to loosen up my shoulder, which was good, but her technique revolved around pressure, nothing else, and it seemed like she was rationing lotion.

At one point, after about 20 minutes, she positioned herself in a manner where her crotch was inches from my hand. So I brushed my hand against her. She then asked me, broken English, what I wanted. I hashed for a HJ and she get naked. We negotiated price, I negotiated to 8.

I gave her the cash, expecting her to disrobe. Instead, she left, and came back with a condom. I figured if she wants a condom for a HJ, ok. Instead of removing her clothing, she just removed the underwear. I reached out to her, and started touchching, while she put the condom on me (with her mouth). Then, before I could stop her, she climbed on me. FS. I did not want that. To be honest it was not great, but I did finish quickly.

What surprised me is is she continued the massage for another 15 minutes.

It was not great, but only cuts a buck 30.

**Tennis Nut** · 06-14-17 13:58

I accidentally started a user blog rather than adding a post. That blog, which is supposedly moderated by me, can be deleted.

Thanks.

**Marco19** · 06-14-17 12:12

Originally Posted by Panache [View Original Post]

Had a half hour appointment scheduled with Natalie today. I called them from their parking lot 2 minutes before the appointment was to start, and no answer. Called 1 minute later, and no answer. So, I walked up the stairs and knocked on their door, and no answer. So, I kept calling each minute for 10 more minutes, and no answer. So, I bailed and saved myself $100. I never heard from them, either by email, voice mail, or text, as to what happened. Guess they don't need my business.

That's a bummer. I saw her pics and thought she'd be worth a try, but maybe not if it's a waste of time.

**Knight007** · 06-14-17 12:05

Anyone try Bernardo Message on Bernardo Center drive. I heard the place does HJ for $40. Any recommendations. Saw a cute Asian girl walk out the spa, I was in the parking lot after dinner next door.

**Knight007** · 06-14-17 12:03

Originally Posted by InTight [View Original Post]

Wanted to see if this place improved. Was there couple years ago and it was legit no extras. Happy to say it has improved, mid 30's K girl Lisa provided BJ and FS, everything covered (I tried to get bare). Her tits were extra nice, real, not enhanced, maybe a C+ size, very soft yet firm, just the way I like them. Compared to pine not in the same league for age and looks but I think I like her tits better. . 60 H and 160 provider, wanted 2. 0 but no way for that. Enjoyed my visit, will not repeat. Mira Mesa near Black Mountain.

Name of place please.

**Lascivious** · 06-14-17 01:05

Originally Posted by Panache [View Original Post]

Had a half hour appointment scheduled with Natalie today. I called them from their parking lot 2 minutes before the appointment was to start, and no answer. Called 1 minute later, and no answer. So, I walked up the stairs and knocked on their door, and no answer. So, I kept calling each minute for 10 more minutes, and no answer. So, I bailed and saved myself $100. I never heard from them, either by email, voice mail, or text, as to what happened. Guess they don't need my business.

They always seemed to have been rock-solid. That does not bode well for them. I wonder if they're out of commission.

**MemoeNasty** · 06-13-17 23:51

Originally Posted by Five [View Original Post]

I'm with you- while I don't mind a trip to coco or pine when I need a younger asian FS fix it is beyond my means to do so regularly. I live in the EC area too so I imagine you and I likely frequent the same place. Never had any indication more was available, though the HJ is pretty much a given. Been there 6 or 7 times and the massage is decent too- not sure I have gotten the same girl more than once. There is only one place in the area I have not tried- at mollison and madison- and since that area is pretty sketchy I kinda doubt I will. Hopefully some people have info for you and me.

5.

The one on mollison and Madison went out of business I think. Moe.

**Panache** · 06-13-17 22:59

Had a half hour appointment scheduled with Natalie today. I called them from their parking lot 2 minutes before the appointment was to start, and no answer. Called 1 minute later, and no answer. So, I walked up the stairs and knocked on their door, and no answer. So, I kept calling each minute for 10 more minutes, and no answer. So, I bailed and saved myself $100. I never heard from them, either by email, voice mail, or text, as to what happened. Guess they don't need my business.

**Whoopster** · 06-13-17 21:36

Originally Posted by AmpChamp [View Original Post]

So the infamous Tina is in LA for god knows how long. I've talked to her through text and she said she'll be back next week but will go back to China for a few months after June. New girl named coco is running the place now, she is really nice but doesn't have the finishing skills like Tina does.

So it sounds like she'll be back for a week or two around the end of June. Will she be working during that time?

I'd been thinking about going back there until I read hour post.

Thanks.

**RexTripod808** · 06-13-17 20:57

Originally Posted by JPF [View Original Post]

Some places take your name and a 4 digit number (like a PIN). They say it is a frequent flyer code and you'll get a free massage after so many visits (and some have reported getting the free massage but not me). Really it is to let them know you've been there before.

I was laughing when the last girl was selling me on it. You come 10 times and the 11th time the HF is waived.

LOL. So I spend 2 Gs and you waive the 60 dollar house fee. Yeah pass. I guess if you can sustain going to a place then good for you, but I haven't found a place in SD that I would want to repeat, especially not 10 times.

Heading to Bangkok for first time this fall, maybe I can find a place I want to utilize 10 times haha.

**JPF** · 06-13-17 16:32

Originally Posted by MilffLoverr [View Original Post]

What is this passcode?

Some places take your name and a 4 digit number (like a PIN). They say it is a frequent flyer code and you'll get a free massage after so many visits (and some have reported getting the free massage but not me). Really it is to let them know you've been there before.

**MilfLoverr-Shill** · 06-13-17 16:06

Originally Posted by Five [View Original Post]

I'm with you- while I don't mind a trip to coco or pine when I need a younger asian FS fix it is beyond my means to do so regularly. I live in the EC area too so I imagine you and I likely frequent the same place. Never had any indication more was available, though the HJ is pretty much a given. Been there 6 or 7 times and the massage is decent too- not sure I have gotten the same girl more than once. There is only one place in the area I have not tried- at mollison and madison- and since that area is pretty sketchy I kinda doubt I will. Hopefully some people have info for you and me.

5.

I've only been to Cajon massage. Honestly wasn't impressed. If you know of any decent places here in EC I would love to try them out. Any decent places with table shower?