Massage Parlor Reports

[BuckleMyShoe]

Went and saw Alexis yesterday and everything was ok except for the lack a happy ending. I read the minimal reviews on her and figured I would see what was up. Teasing isn't really the word I would use, but she is literally touching everything except your boys with some grazing here and there. Her whole process feels like it is leading up to a climax. I will maybe go a few more times to see if I she gets comfortable with me. I am just baffled because why go through with that whole teasing game and then say no. It makes no sense to me. If you don't want to go the extra mile just give a regular massage and we'll all be happy and not confused. When I get a massage and it feels legit, it doesn't bother me that there is no he. With Alexis though, immediately you feel that something good is going to happen, but it doesn't.

[BoredAf1]

As she didn't show her face in the pics, were they accurate? Asian I assume?

No. She was only a 5 on my scale.

[InJones93]

http://detroit.backpage.com/Therapeu...a-roo/30760448

Went to test out this place today. Got Katie as the provider.

Age:35-40 Height:5'0" Body: normal with some stomach fat.

Nice quiet day. No interruption.

Got an ok massage and FS for 160. In and out in 45 min.

As she didn't show her face in the pics, were they accurate? Asian I assume?

[Flip Fan]

This is the place in Holiday Plaza. I went a couple weeks ago. Sorry for the late report. This place has been hit and miss in the past. My provider was a cute 30? Year old. She was petite with Bs. I'm sorry that I can't remember the name. I think it started with an M. There was on other girl present. M gave a TS but I had to pay for the hour in order to get it. She was cautious around the goods, but did a decent job. The massage was average / good, and it lasted for quite a while. On the flip, I found that she was only interested in doing an h / j. I persuaded her to lift her shirt up, but the pants stayed on. Not a bad finish, but nothing special either. If more was available, she might have made a return customer. On top of the hour house fee, I tipped $50. Anyone else been to this place recently? I wish I had more to report, but the appointment was all-around-average.

I've reviewed this place once, maybe twice. It's worthless. The younger thirty something girl with glasses I had last time gave a poor excuse for a massage, no touching allowed and a completely disinterested massage and failed to make me happy. Stay away.

[BoredAf1]

http://detroit.backpage.com/Therapeu...a-roo/30760448

Went to test out this place today. Got Katie as the provider.

Age:35-40 Height:5'0" Body: normal with some stomach fat.

Nice quiet day. No interruption.

Got an ok massage and FS for 160. In and out in 45 min.

[Hotcarl76]

Most of you who were interested in this place probably know this already, but I called the phone number and got no answer. I was hoping they were only closed temporarily, but it's been a while now. Sun is not far away from Brownstone, but I had a lousy experience in the past so I didn't bother to call or drive over. Any full service AMPs or the like available in or near Waterford / Commerce area?

I was thinking they were closed; There are (2) new AMPs in Troy, and yes we all know Troy is supposedly on lock-down, but you don't know until you have been persistent enough. May I suggest you broaden your horizons and just go to Lansing. Just continue down 59 to 96 West and go see the one place in Charlotte. See my posting about it a couple of months ago although massage is non-existent. If you're interested, I can give you info on a non-FS AMP in lansing that's real good, just not FS, but supposedly across the street from a FS AMP.

[Anthroman]

Most of you who were interested in this place probably know this already, but I called the phone number and got no answer. I was hoping they were only closed temporarily, but it's been a while now. Sun is not far away from Brownstone, but I had a lousy experience in the past so I didn't bother to call or drive over. Any full service AMPs or the like available in or near Waterford / Commerce area?

[Anthroman]

This is the place in Holiday Plaza. I went a couple weeks ago. Sorry for the late report. This place has been hit and miss in the past. My provider was a cute 30? Year old. She was petite with Bs. I'm sorry that I can't remember the name. I think it started with an M. There was on other girl present. M gave a TS but I had to pay for the hour in order to get it. She was cautious around the goods, but did a decent job. The massage was average / good, and it lasted for quite a while. On the flip, I found that she was only interested in doing an h / j. I persuaded her to lift her shirt up, but the pants stayed on. Not a bad finish, but nothing special either. If more was available, she might have made a return customer. On top of the hour house fee, I tipped $50. Anyone else been to this place recently? I wish I had more to report, but the appointment was all-around-average.

[HiPhi]

These are the four locations Anna "manages". I am only familiar with the SP in Romulus, Angie. I have reviewed her in the past and I have seen her in April. She was away in Korea for 5 months prior. Petite, with really no breasts to speak of. Great massage and offers FS. She enjoys getting off as much as getting you off. Cover is used for BJ and FS. Very clean if you're in to DATY. I have TOFTT more often than I can count and would appreciate, as would other mongers, some report on the other three if you would be so kind as to share your dreams. House cost at the locations is .6 for hh .8 for hr. You can get FS for. 8 tip if you catch them in the right mood. These are safe, clean locations.

http://detroit.backpage.com/Therapeu...mulus/28735020

http://detroit.backpage.com/Therapeu...field/28735027

http://detroit.backpage.com/Therapeu...ville/28735007

http://detroit.backpage.com/Therapeu...-town/29251310

Went to Belleville location. Very hot and young Korean woman there. Middle of the road massage. Everything is available was others have mentioned. She is eager to please and tight and right. Yummy too. Prices are as others have said.

[Averily]

Based on consistently positive reviews, I went to see Sasha last week. Summary: I concur. She treated me like a long time regular. Was completely service oriented. What a sweetheart. Her English is also pretty good. I would say will repeat but she told me she is leaving soon but that she will probably be back. It seems like she rotates among different cities.

Stopped in this morning and saw Sasha who never disappoints. For the money, she probably gives the best teasing massage out there. I was the first customer and specifically asked to see her (I usually just go with whoever greets me at the door) and actually had to wait ten minutes for her to arrive. I'm glad I did. I love the way she always has her hands on me even when walking around the table. There's something about the way she uses her non-massaging hand to rub and caress that drives me crazy. Also, she gives a lot of reach around action with plenty of stroking on the boys. Got the usual hour massage for $60. H / J with plenty of UTC rubbing and grinding for a $40 tip. Feel free to PM for more info.

[I Toftt]

Stopped in for the half hour, same new girl same awesome massage. Short miniskirt and small little spinner body this was my second time seeing her I thought maybe I get lucky. But still nothing. I asked twice she said no, if someone could please throw me a bone downriver I would much appreciate it.

[I Toftt]

I was wondering if it was that downriver blonde that uses different ads and different names, I'll call tonight to see and post either way.

Well it's the Wyandotte overweight jabberjaw with that dog. Called for apt she told me.

Directions I hung up and blocked the number, how many different names does she use WTF.

[BigCass]

Let me start by saying please don't take this the wrong way bc I don't mean to offend anyone, but in my experience when people say someone is hot I have almost always coome to find them just average. Maybe I just have really high standards, but they never seem to be what people make them out to be. Again, no offense please. Just my opinion.

Went to silver spa a little over a week ago. Saw happy. This was my second visit to silver spa. (first was over a year ago and a different girl). When I requested a full hour with happy, mama-san indicated I could only get a 1/2 hr with Happy because of demand. I enjoy a good table shower (used good ones at m-1 from awhile ago), but this one from mama-san was quite pedestrian. Not bad, but nothing special. Appointment with happy was quite mediocre. She tends to talk quite a bit and change positions a lot, I found it all a bit mechanical. And I must admit, didn't find her all that attractive. I realize others have been impressed with her but I would this appointment with her as simply average. Cost: $60 to mama, happy was demanding $140. I simply said all I had was another 120 (what the going rate seemed to be from reading here). FYI, she seems to be pushing the price point.

[Fundboy]

http://detroit.backpage.com/WomenSee...s-cut/28844664

She has been reviewed in Flint section under BP Advertisers. Bottom line: bat shit crazy.

[SmoothDriver]

http://detroit.backpage.com/WomenSee...s-cut/28844664

Totally not her pics. She is huge and when I was leaving she said I couldn't so I gave her one chance to move or it was knock out time dhe moved her fat ass quick and said she was calling the pigs. I LOL told her be my guest and do it. The pig bluff was called and she folded like a good lying pig should.