Massage Parlor Reports

**HarryPoter** · 06-16-17 17:24

I had a bad dream that I visited Clearwater Day Spa, https://tampa.craigslist.org/pnl/thp/6178185428.html very nice lady 30-34 nice massage, no draping, but no HJ neither, This is my secound time and I thout that she will ofer more but I was dead wrong. Did not even brush boys and pulled away when I tried to touch her but she provided some oil so I can help my self uncovered while she was massaging me. I waked up all messy and cleaned my self, Bad dream will Not repeat, jost to share it with my people here. Safe Hunting to All.

**FoolishNiss** · 06-15-17 11:49

Like a previous poster said the pics are fake. She does have the fake ass that's still really soft and she's got nice boobs with pierced nips. Covered everything, standard rate, I would repeat. Might not be everyone's cup of tea but she works for me.

**MrBill469** · 06-14-17 02:33

Originally Posted by Coozie [View Original Post]

Originally Posted by LutzNative [View Original Post]

http://tampa.backpage.com/Therapeuti...-rubs/35644303

So she has posted on and off for months. No reviews. She seems to be legit via text. Any words gentleman? Don't hold back as so many of you do. At least throw me a bone. I understand discretion but please.

I reviewed her on March 1, 2016. Post 317 of the Pinellas Massage thread.

You mean this one:

http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/sh...55#post2817755

(. . . I'm guessing you don't know how to collect and post a link, but if you can't do that, at least a little detail here, of what is in that review, would be helpful. From what you wrote last year, it doesn't sound like this one is worth investigating further, so that's good to know. . . Thanks for TOFTT back then).

**Coozie** · 06-14-17 01:42

Originally Posted by LutzNative [View Original Post]

http://tampa.backpage.com/Therapeuti...-rubs/35644303

So she has posted on and off for months. No reviews. She seems to be legit via text. Any words gentleman? Don't hold back as so many of you do. At least throw me a bone. I understand discretion but please.

I reviewed her on March 1, 2016. Post 317 of the Pinellas Massage thread.

**BillySea** · 06-13-17 23:10

Originally Posted by FoolishNiss [View Original Post]

I was intrigued by the report, but I've never been to a spa or shop where you don't get walked out. That seems to be standard procedure. If anybody else can confirm that this is legit it sounds great, but there are question marks.

Okay I was there a couple years ago standard massage spa visit period I went back tonight after the recent report. 2 40 year old something ladies that argued constantly for the entire time I was there. I got the better looking one with longer hair comma did not get a name. The massage was excellent kind of a Lomi Lomi body to body massage that I really enjoyed constant teasing from the minute we started. On the flip she insisted she did not do full service comma so I told her that's all I wanted and got ready to leave period she changed her mind and said 150. I countered with 80, and we agreed on 100 for BB FS. She tried to pull Saran wrap on me comma but I removed it she pretended she didn't understand but I know she did. Not too bad comma but she was rushing a little bit I was probably in the room for an hour and a half comma but I would guess 20 minutes of that was her and her partner arguing outside the door. I would say the quality was average.

They are placing a lot of ads saying they have somewhere between one and three new young girls depending on which ad you read and they are also advertising outcall. There were no young girls in the building just the two older ladies, but they weren't terrible. But you could tell both had some baby damage. So I'm not so sure about the other report where he had two girls for a total tip of 40 bucks on top of the 80 house fee and then he wandered out by himself. Now I have had some interesting experiences comma like the time the masseuse just got undressed the, climbed on top of me put my dick up against your pussy and said you give me nice tip? And then slid on down. Totally unexpected and extremely erotic of the way it happened. It was one of the Asian spas in Fort Myers that recently was busted. So unexpected visits can occur, but I've never had them anything like what happened in this other gentleman's story.

And that's all I have to say about that except for I probably won't return.

**LutzNative** · 06-13-17 18:33

http://tampa.backpage.com/Therapeuti...-rubs/35644303

So she has posted on and off for months. No reviews. She seems to be legit via text. Any words gentleman? Don't hold back as so many of you do. At least throw me a bone. I understand discretion but please.

**Incaller** · 06-13-17 13:27

Went to see Maura, but accidentally saw Snow instead. The air conditioning was out, this was last week or the week before so maybe it's fixed now, I don't function too well when it's hot, and being an old codger I was having issues, but Snow was a real trooper with a work ethic and got the job done. I still want to see Maura though. I was never able to connect with the twins, but I also give Kimberly high marks. I've been looking at Kimberly's photos for almost 15 years now from Night Moves & V2 & now the 5 shops website. I think she looks even better than she did when she began.

Originally Posted by TManXX71 [View Original Post]

I hear hear you Tdub. It is a major disappointment when you make a drive and don't see what you saw in the pics. I agree that the twins were the best thing there and I have not been back since they departed. I wonder where those sexy devils have gone off to.

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**Call234** · 06-13-17 13:14

Over the past week I have been able to make several AMP visits:

Ocean, Pinellas. I had a very good massage with no extras.

Star'E. Nice massage with limited extras.

Bayside. Excellent session with a full range of services.

It seems that with the new AMPs that seem to be popping up every week around Pinellas that the services vary greatly. Stay safe.

**BigD2013** · 06-13-17 12:40

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**Four Seasons** · 06-13-17 12:07

"I was intrigued by the report, but I've never been to a spa or shop where you don't get walked out. That seems to be standard procedure. If anybody else can confirm that this is legit it sounds great, but there are question marks. "

Hey all, first time poster but a long time monger and I too kinda call shenanigans as this sounds more like a scene in a porn flick. I had been a long time customer of Sweet Spa and knew Yummi quite well. I had experienced 4 hands before but not to the extent as was reported. Also, for the activities noted, the ratings should have been better. But again YMMV.

**TManXX71** · 06-13-17 11:04

Originally Posted by Tdubx [View Original Post]

I too have frequented the 9 American shops in the bay area. I invest a 2-3 hour window of time when I visit a shop across the bay. It is a great disappointment when the attendant that answers the door is not even remotely close to as advertised in the photos that are posted. It is a disregard of of our time when this happens. The shop owners should do like the incall agencies do in south florida. They test the girls and make sure they present themselves to their standards. When a girl misrepresents herself or tries to go against the standards of the shop they are quickly let go. Does the Tampa bay shops have standards? As more and more girls migrate from south florida you will see the the shops business decline. They know how to present themselves in high heels and sexy clothing everytime. Never flipflops, or tattered jean shorts, dirty shirts or dirty feet. The twins were the best when it came to presentation. We all missed them. You can be sexy without being naked. AJ was the worst person ii have ever experienced visually. When I didn't come inside she wanted to know why I didn't want to come inside to see her. Really! I read a mongers post that commented on how he paid for # 4 and received only #2 . The attendent is still working for the shop. Where is the accountabilty. The shop owners read these forums. Sometimes A bad experience is the last experience. My monger rule is if it doesn't start off right it rarely ends ups right. Remember mongers the glamour photo that made you drive all these miles. Pay attention to the dirty feet, dirty shirt, flipflops. When calling a BP girl if she rushes you on the phone your session will be rushed. Just saying.

I hear hear you Tdub. It is a major disappointment when you make a drive and don't see what you saw in the pics. I agree that the twins were the best thing there and I have not been back since they departed. I wonder where those sexy devils have gone off to.

**Tdubx** · 06-13-17 10:44

I too have frequented the 9 American shops in the bay area. I invest a 2-3 hour window of time when I visit a shop across the bay. It is a great disappointment when the attendant that answers the door is not even remotely close to as advertised in the photos that are posted. It is a disregard of of our time when this happens. The shop owners should do like the incall agencies do in south florida. They test the girls and make sure they present themselves to their standards. When a girl misrepresents herself or tries to go against the standards of the shop they are quickly let go. Does the Tampa bay shops have standards? As more and more girls migrate from south florida you will see the the shops business decline. They know how to present themselves in high heels and sexy clothing everytime. Never flipflops, or tattered jean shorts, dirty shirts or dirty feet. The twins were the best when it came to presentation. We all missed them. You can be sexy without being naked. AJ was the worst person ii have ever experienced visually. When I didn't come inside she wanted to know why I didn't want to come inside to see her. Really! I read a mongers post that commented on how he paid for # 4 and received only #2 . The attendent is still working for the shop. Where is the accountabilty. The shop owners read these forums. Sometimes A bad experience is the last experience. My monger rule is if it doesn't start off right it rarely ends ups right. Remember mongers the glamour photo that made you drive all these miles. Pay attention to the dirty feet, dirty shirt, flipflops. When calling a BP girl if she rushes you on the phone your session will be rushed. Just saying.

**FoolishNiss** · 06-13-17 10:20

I was intrigued by the report, but I've never been to a spa or shop where you don't get walked out. That seems to be standard procedure. If anybody else can confirm that this is legit it sounds great, but there are question marks.

Originally Posted by NoWiggleRoom [View Original Post]

Nice report! Made me look up this place and see how much of a drive it would be for me. However, what I inferred from that story is that my fellow monger.

1. got a 4 hand rub.

2. BBFS'd and COF'd one of the girls (since nowhere in the story was a cover mentioned), and then BBFSCIP'd the other.

And after all that, the overall score is just 4/10? This does not compute! I can't understand how bad of a massage and how bad of FS this must be. I wonder who (or which establishment) is being used as a baseline. Anyone else similarly confused?

**StalkerJerry** · 06-13-17 05:22

Originally Posted by NoWiggleRoom [View Original Post]

Nice report! Made me look up this place and see how much of a drive it would be for me. However, what I inferred from that story is that my fellow monger.

1. got a 4 hand rub.

2. BBFS'd and COF'd one of the girls (since nowhere in the story was a cover mentioned), and then BBFSCIP'd the other.

And after all that, the overall score is just 4/10? This does not compute! I can't understand how bad of a massage and how bad of FS this must be. I wonder who (or which establishment) is being used as a baseline. Anyone else similarly confused?

One can go to CiCi's Buffet and for $7 you can get All You Can Eat Pizza. But doesn't mean it will be good!!

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I know this was a joke but still no

2. Yes nothing was covered. Initially they begged for the "Cover" whimpering in their soft, sweet Asian voices but that just fueled my fire as Rape Fanatsies are always my "Thing" and they never did stop and make me like some have in the past.

My back and shoulders are still stiff and still needing to go to a real masseuse.

**NoWiggleRoom** · 06-12-17 23:55

Nice report! Made me look up this place and see how much of a drive it would be for me. However, what I inferred from that story is that my fellow monger.

1. got a 4 hand rub.

2. BBFS'd and COF'd one of the girls (since nowhere in the story was a cover mentioned), and then BBFSCIP'd the other.

And after all that, the overall score is just 4/10? This does not compute! I can't understand how bad of a massage and how bad of FS this must be. I wonder who (or which establishment) is being used as a baseline. Anyone else similarly confused?

Originally Posted by StalkerJerry [View Original Post]

Icot Next to Mugs.

I told them I would like to take a shower so all 3 of us naked, waled out of the room, through the lobby into a nearby shower room. Apparently they had locked the door and closed business temporarily. In the shower, the water temp was just right. Just hot enough for steam but not too hot to scold. They both began to lather me up, as I was doing the same to them. I then pressed the young one up against the shower wall, spread her legs and bean to DATY from behind. The older one took her hand from behind me between my legs stroking me.

The young Asian was getting close to her O, as I watched her butt rise and out while standing on her tip toes. I stood up and slid slowly, yet deeply inside of her and thrusting. Right before my moment of glory, I pulled out and told the young one to get on her knees and take me in her mouth. Didn't take too long after that but I pulled out just in time to spooge all over her face.

While still standing at attention, I turned to ask the Elder if she wanted some. She said "No no I do not do that!" I smiled at her then pushed her up against the shower wall as I did the young one. She seemed to really enjoy her DATY but then I think she had her O as she fell to the floor of the shower. On her back, her legs were spread while her eyes were closed and she was grabbing her love muffin, I crawled over her licking my way up her body, stopping to enjoy her nips. I then continued to suck on her neck and DFK as I attempted to slide up inside her. Went in, she pulled me out, went in again she would then pull me out. After a few times of this, she seemed to slowly give up, gave in and started to enjoy. I placed her ankles on my shoulders and went to town. Occasionally looking back and up and the younger of the two watching. I continued until I was done, she was limp and I got up made the young one clean me off with her mouth.

Out of the shower I go, I grab a towel and walk back to the room and get dressed. No one was to follow, so I unlocked the front door and left.

Overall ratings.

Massage: kinda sucked, lengthy but no skill. 4 out of 10.

Oral Skills: Not great at all, below average another 4 out of 10.

FS Quality: I'd say each a 5 out of 10.

Pricing; $.20 for both and all of that. Was a steal. Could have tipped but I felt I did all the work.

Overall score; 4 out of 10 and not interested in returning.