Massage Parlor Reports

[PilotPete]

It seems the price that independent massage providers want is creeping up, and they all expect a tip, of course. But the problem I have been running into here in STL is that a lot of these ladies are jaded and not very sensual, talking nonstop about all kinds of shit like I came there so she could bend my ear.

Many spend 30 minutes or more doing a "lotion rub" that is far from therapeutic or sexy before the flip, working to a set mechanical routine. Like a checklist.

Quick shoulder rub. Check.

Left arm. Check.

Long time on each leg. Check.

Rub the daylights out of the area of my inner thigh next to my fuel injectors. Check.

Brush against fuel injectors occasionally. Check.

Never stop talking or let me get in the mood. Check.

At 35 minutes, flip, and break out a mediocre set of tits. Check.

No reaction or pause in the mouth engine when she is touched or rubbed. Check.

Rub the old Captain until he is at attention. Check.

Act perplexed when the mechanical performance elicits no joy. Start engine shut down procedure.

I'm thinking I need to find an excellent legit massage therapist, a set of headphones & just utilize Blo-and-Go services. At least I won't have to listen to any talking and I think the cost would be similar.

When they do get to.

[Bill Bradsky]

Based on Frog's post below, I was in the mood so I too stopped by VIP. Unfortunately, I again drew "sasha" as the masseuse. Again no teasing, and I resigned myself to another disappointing visit. Then half way through back rub she takes sheet off. I get excieted. But still no teasing at all.

On the flip, continues uncovered and I am confused LOL. Eventually, out of nowhere she asks if I want. Of course I say sure. Very mechanical and wasnt going to get the job done so I helped out.

Was very conflicted on tip. On one hand there was none of the teasing or playfullness that I really enjoy and that makes massage my cup of tea. On the other hand, she gave it a try and I wanted to encourage that.

To top if off. She meets me out front with a bottle of water and the guy at the desk asks me. Did she do good? I am to nice a guy to throw anyone under the bus so I said she did. But I will still recommend that you all avoid sasha for one of the other ladies if you can.

Unfortunately the "A" team that started the place are all back home in California and won't be returning. That includes Annie, Tina, and Lillie, but it was fun while it lasted.

[Joshstl]

Based on Frog's post below, I was in the mood so I too stopped by VIP. Unfortunately, I again drew "sasha" as the masseuse. Again no teasing, and I resigned myself to another disappointing visit. Then half way through back rub she takes sheet off. I get excieted. But still no teasing at all.

On the flip, continues uncovered and I am confused LOL. Eventually, out of nowhere she asks if I want. Of course I say sure. Very mechanical and wasnt going to get the job done so I helped out.

Was very conflicted on tip. On one hand there was none of the teasing or playfullness that I really enjoy and that makes massage my cup of tea. On the other hand, she gave it a try and I wanted to encourage that.

To top if off. She meets me out front with a bottle of water and the guy at the desk asks me. Did she do good? I am to nice a guy to throw anyone under the bus so I said she did. But I will still recommend that you all avoid sasha for one of the other ladies if you can.

[Frog41]

Been to VIP several times in the last couple of months. Same as everyone else has reported. Nice tease and left happy each time. No mention of tip. Paid for hour to house and tipped accordingly.

[Tony 9]

Does anyone know if she is out of the game for now? I have left a couple messages over the past few weeks with no return call. I hope not she is my ATF.

Her quote:

"Had hand surgery and am off for summer, sorry".

[Dubberman]

I saw her a little over a year ago. I enjoyed the visit. She's middle aged, brunette, a little bigger, but not unattractive. Gives a decent massage and you'll leave happy. The donation amount is in her ad. My only issue was that she was running late, and didn't buzz me in to her building until about 20 minutes late, I had just about given up.

Thanks man, at least I know she's for real. Unfortunately, she stood me up after I texted and waited half an hour in the lot. Oh well, more money to go towards the next girl as my time and money is too valuable to waste on a lady who can't keep her appointment in the first place.

[Illside667]

Does anyone know if she is out of the game for now? I have left a couple messages over the past few weeks with no return call. I hope not she is my ATF.

[Log Jammin]

Oh yes, I forgot to mention she didn't ask me for my name, how long our session should be, and the donation amount as well. Every reliable girl I've seen usually asked me all of these, so I can't help but feel wary until someone can confirm she's legit?

I saw her a little over a year ago. I enjoyed the visit. She's middle aged, brunette, a little bigger, but not unattractive. Gives a decent massage and you'll leave happy. The donation amount is in her ad. My only issue was that she was running late, and didn't buzz me in to her building until about 20 minutes late, I had just about given up.

[Deldel]

When I told the lady at the desk I wanted 30 minutes she said one hour better, so I went with the hour. Excellent therapeutic massage by a 60+ lady with some nice teasing. On the flip she held up the sheet for privacy and covered me. As she continued massaging with the sheet on, my hopes of HE faded. Then she started massaging the groin area and actually started HJ through the sheet. She eventually went under the sheet for a regular HJ.

That sheet business seems a little odd! I always laugh when guys still say they "had a dream" about so-in-so, but maybe that applies in your case! Just kidding!

[Fbm014]

Seen SheShe at VIP. So so massage, but left feeling like I had a good massage. One of the few that doesn't have a ridiculously padded bra.

[An349]

I found this site on a Google search. Just wondering if anyone has partaken or is familiar.

http://www.massagebunny.com/

Lots of reviews earlier in this forum, many of them mixed (including mine). For the same price you're going to get much hotter and much friendlier girls with Ana's group. PM me if you need her site.

[Badboy2]

I found this site on a Google search. Just wondering if anyone has partaken or is familiar.

http://www.massagebunny.com/

[Dubberman]

Oh yes, I forgot to mention she didn't ask me for my name, how long our session should be, and the donation amount as well. Every reliable girl I've seen usually asked me all of these, so I can't help but feel wary until someone can confirm she's legit?

[Olman]

When I told the lady at the desk I wanted 30 minutes she said one hour better, so I went with the hour. Excellent therapeutic massage by a 60+ lady with some nice teasing. On the flip she held up the sheet for privacy and covered me. As she continued massaging with the sheet on, my hopes of HE faded. Then she started massaging the groin area and actually started HJ through the sheet. She eventually went under the sheet for a regular HJ.

[Dubberman]

http://stlouis.backpage.com/Therapeu...erapy/24541646

Anyone got anything on Ashley? She didn't really give out much info or ask me anything like what's my name and just gave me her address. I'm kinda skeptical about it but I have a date with her tomorrow.