Massage Parlor Reports

[StalkerJerry]

Nice report! Made me look up this place and see how much of a drive it would be for me. However, what I inferred from that story is that my fellow monger.

1. got a 4 hand rub.

2. BBFS'd and COF'd one of the girls (since nowhere in the story was a cover mentioned), and then BBFSCIP'd the other.

And after all that, the overall score is just 4/10? This does not compute! I can't understand how bad of a massage and how bad of FS this must be. I wonder who (or which establishment) is being used as a baseline. Anyone else similarly confused?

One can go to CiCi's Buffet and for $7 you can get All You Can Eat Pizza. But doesn't mean it will be good!!

[Deleted by Admin]

I know this was a joke but still no

2. Yes nothing was covered. Initially they begged for the "Cover" whimpering in their soft, sweet Asian voices but that just fueled my fire as Rape Fanatsies are always my "Thing" and they never did stop and make me like some have in the past.

My back and shoulders are still stiff and still needing to go to a real masseuse.

[NoWiggleRoom]

Nice report! Made me look up this place and see how much of a drive it would be for me. However, what I inferred from that story is that my fellow monger.

1. got a 4 hand rub.

2. BBFS'd and COF'd one of the girls (since nowhere in the story was a cover mentioned), and then BBFSCIP'd the other.

And after all that, the overall score is just 4/10? This does not compute! I can't understand how bad of a massage and how bad of FS this must be. I wonder who (or which establishment) is being used as a baseline. Anyone else similarly confused?

Icot Next to Mugs.

I told them I would like to take a shower so all 3 of us naked, waled out of the room, through the lobby into a nearby shower room. Apparently they had locked the door and closed business temporarily. In the shower, the water temp was just right. Just hot enough for steam but not too hot to scold. They both began to lather me up, as I was doing the same to them. I then pressed the young one up against the shower wall, spread her legs and bean to DATY from behind. The older one took her hand from behind me between my legs stroking me.

The young Asian was getting close to her O, as I watched her butt rise and out while standing on her tip toes. I stood up and slid slowly, yet deeply inside of her and thrusting. Right before my moment of glory, I pulled out and told the young one to get on her knees and take me in her mouth. Didn't take too long after that but I pulled out just in time to spooge all over her face.

While still standing at attention, I turned to ask the Elder if she wanted some. She said "No no I do not do that!" I smiled at her then pushed her up against the shower wall as I did the young one. She seemed to really enjoy her DATY but then I think she had her O as she fell to the floor of the shower. On her back, her legs were spread while her eyes were closed and she was grabbing her love muffin, I crawled over her licking my way up her body, stopping to enjoy her nips. I then continued to suck on her neck and DFK as I attempted to slide up inside her. Went in, she pulled me out, went in again she would then pull me out. After a few times of this, she seemed to slowly give up, gave in and started to enjoy. I placed her ankles on my shoulders and went to town. Occasionally looking back and up and the younger of the two watching. I continued until I was done, she was limp and I got up made the young one clean me off with her mouth.

Out of the shower I go, I grab a towel and walk back to the room and get dressed. No one was to follow, so I unlocked the front door and left.

Overall ratings.

Massage: kinda sucked, lengthy but no skill. 4 out of 10.

Oral Skills: Not great at all, below average another 4 out of 10.

FS Quality: I'd say each a 5 out of 10.

Pricing; $.20 for both and all of that. Was a steal. Could have tipped but I felt I did all the work.

Overall score; 4 out of 10 and not interested in returning.

[Mongering FL]

Finally had a free weekend and decided to take a trip to one of the shops. It's a pretty long drive, but my area is pretty dry. I usually don't have much time to coordinate timing with BP girls, so the shops and AMP's usually have to fit the bill. I've been to just about every one within a 75 mile radius, and this trip was one of the worst I've had. Maybe I caught her on a bad day, but WTF? I had already seen the girls working in the other 4 shops, so I decided to try something new. What a mistake. I should have left when she answered the door, but I didn't. I can't explain why, but I didn't. She isn't the most unattractive girl I've ever seen, but very sloppy. She is barefoot, hairs a wreck, wearing long pants and a dirty shirt. While I admit I was stupid enough to deny my instincts and stayed this long, the next thing was a sure "time to leave" moment. I hand her the standard fee and she nearly breaks her neck when turning around, "because it felt light". Apparently this chick has never seen a $ bill. Once she counted it three times, I still didn't leave. Again, not sure why. Upon her return she quickly made herself comfortable and began a very inspired CBJ. I was actually surprised, it was pretty decent. Once she realized that it wasn't going to happen that quickly, she wanted mish. By now I'm pretty pissed at myself for even being there. I jump on. Just as I'm getting started, she decides it would be a good idea to put her crusty feet on my shoulders for leverage. Keep in mind I started by saying she is walking around and answered the door barefoot. I nearly puked. That motivated me to push her ankles behind her ears and take a trip to pound town. I finished, cleaned up and left. I don't think she spoke a word to me after she requested the earlier position change. Pretty odd. Maybe it was me, but yikes. I will not see her again. The pics aren't even close. She isn't fat, but thick and very soft everywhere.

http://www.womanseekingmen.com/schedule.html

[Opus 1]

So her hour rate is 90 (plus a possible tip?

That's what she quoted me (. 6 for half). Tip was not discussed, and she did not look at the donation at all. As usual, YMMV, but I had a good time.

[Call234]

So I am happy to be able to finally contribute a dream I had to the board again after a LONG hiatus. I moved here from PSL on the east coast about 20 months or so ago and I have an SO now. So I hadn't been hobbying.

When I walked in Linda, short, petite. In short shorts and a tight t-shirt was there smiling. She gave me a break on the $85 with CC cause first time. She was cute. Korean. Comes here 20 days goes to NY and comes back. Table shower was nice with lots of attention to the boys Mr Johnson. Basic stuff guys. REALLY good massage. I fell asleep and that is rare for me. She was pressing her tits against my head. Got on the table was kind of like crawling all over me kind of rubbing her silky soft legs against me. Let me feel up her legs. Felt so nice. Finally starting the light feather touch that felt so nice. Had my ass arched off the table! LOL "Frip over". Let me feel up those sexy legs over the shorts playin with her clit through her shorts and a little under the shorts a bit. Squeezed one of her cheeks while she very very slowly and gently stroked me. Stopped a few times to let me enjoy it. Nice ending. I may return but Pine Tree is on my radar. All in all exactly what I needed. But $85 is way too high for a door fee. Maybe a hhr would be worth it if they did more? But from what I hear about Pine Tree, the girls are hotter. Linda though WAS kind of a hottie though so might be worth checkin out if you got the funds.

8 door. 4 tip. Doubt much more is available but I didn't try.

Looking forward to getting back in the swing fellas. Me? I review. My post count may not be as high, but I have been doing this for a very long time. The percentage of my posts is mostly reviews. So. Great to be here. This is a good community. Very active. And very funny some times too. I like it here.

Booty-.

Thanks for the review. Welcome to our community. Stay safe.

[MeetTheDom]

So her hour rate is 90 (plus a possible tip?

My tip is mix in a salad every once in awhile and get your fat ass on a treadmill.

[TTY954]

http://tampa.backpage.com/Therapeuti...happy/32821213

I think someone previously reported on Shelly, but I couldn't find it, so I took one for the team. I wasn't sure what to expect, maybe a rub and a happy ending, but I got much more than that. Shelly lives in a decent neighborhood in South St Pete, and she quickly led me to the bedroom. There was no massage table, and she got naked right away, so things were looking up. She was open to more than a rub, so abandoned that and went at each other. DFK, BBBJ, DATY, FIV, FS. She was very wet and really got into it, we both were very happy. She is a BBW, but that doesn't bother me. When a woman gets into it, and enjoys herself, that's what gets me off. Her basic hour rub price is. 9, and I tipped. 5. Pricing was never discussed. I plan on repeating.

So her hour rate is 90 (plus a possible tip?

[Rub101]

http://tampa.backpage.com/Therapeuti...happy/32821213

I think someone previously reported on Shelly, but I couldn't find it, so I took one for the team. I wasn't sure what to expect, maybe a rub and a happy ending, but I got much more than that. Shelly lives in a decent neighborhood in South St Pete, and she quickly led me to the bedroom. There was no massage table, and she got naked right away, so things were looking up. She was open to more than a rub, so abandoned that and went at each other. DFK, BBBJ, DATY, FIV, FS. She was very wet and really got into it, we both were very happy. She is a BBW, but that doesn't bother me. When a woman gets into it, and enjoys herself, that's what gets me off. Her basic hour rub price is. 9, and I tipped. 5. Pricing was never discussed. I plan on repeating.

One never knows what is being offered with these types. Thanks for finding out!

[Litho Fox]

Went there today madum and vivian working.

Was slow and drew vivian. Go massage in flip asked what I wanted.

6 was tug. 8 was BJ. 140 for more.

Went the BJ route, out can seran wrap and went to town, after 5 min she couldn't do it anymore and went to HJ and got a facial.

Opps I said she wasnt happy with it in her hair. Wiped me down and grabbed my junk as I left. Said come back soon.

Maybe but PT imop was better choice.

[StalkerJerry]

Icot Next to Mugs.

So after seeing this place many a time while frequenting Mugs, I needed a massage so I decided to take the plunge.

Walked in and saw two Asian women talking to a European couple in the lobby, one Mamison grabbed me by my arm and whisked me quickly into one of the back rooms. I was trying to ask "How much?" before even getting to that point! Ad on BP states $49 before noon yet they don't post until after noon LOL.

After about 5 minutes, both came back and escorted me to another second larger room. Finally the older of the two stated "How you pay?" and I said Cash. She said "80 dollas" and gave her that. They asked me to get comfortable as I immediately disrobed. I was semi rigged and rather ready to go, and laid down and get ready for my massage. The older lady asked me "What you like?" so I told her I would like a nice massage and would also like for them to take off their clothes all the way down to their panties. She said that costs extra so I gave her a few franklins and off went their clothes. Was expecting one to leave but both stayed to give me a 4 hands massage. As they rotated around me on the table, my hands would wander along their bodies as much as I could. No hesitation from them as I fingered their wet flowers from time to time.

On the flip, I was very erect and more than ready to go. They both were giggling and talkative but barely could understand a word. They were 3 weeks in from China apparently. Both had bushy bushy between their legs as no biggie from me as I have been craving some of that anyways here lately. No hesitation from either one applying lotion to my manhood and working it. The hot hand towel came out to clean me up and knew what was to come. Both would take turns mouthing my manhood while my hands wandered.

I told them I would like to take a shower so all 3 of us naked, waled out of the room, through the lobby into a nearby shower room. Apparently they had locked the door and closed business temporarily. In the shower, the water temp was just right. Just hot enough for steam but not too hot to scold. They both began to lather me up, as I was doing the same to them. I then pressed the young one up against the shower wall, spread her legs and bean to DATY from behind. The older one took her hand from behind me between my legs stroking me.

The young Asian was getting close to her O, as I watched her butt rise and out while standing on her tip toes. I stood up and slid slowly, yet deeply inside of her and thrusting. Right before my moment of glory, I pulled out and told the young one to get on her knees and take me in her mouth. Didn't take too long after that but I pulled out just in time to spooge all over her face.

While still standing at attention, I turned to ask the Elder if she wanted some. She said "No no I do not do that!" I smiled at her then pushed her up against the shower wall as I did the young one. She seemed to really enjoy her DATY but then I think she had her O as she fell to the floor of the shower. On her back, her legs were spread while her eyes were closed and she was grabbing her love muffin, I crawled over her licking my way up her body, stopping to enjoy her nips. I then continued to suck on her neck and DFK as I attempted to slide up inside her. Went in, she pulled me out, went in again she would then pull me out. After a few times of this, she seemed to slowly give up, gave in and started to enjoy. I placed her ankles on my shoulders and went to town. Occasionally looking back and up and the younger of the two watching. I continued until I was done, she was limp and I got up made the young one clean me off with her mouth.

Out of the shower I go, I grab a towel and walk back to the room and get dressed. No one was to follow, so I unlocked the front door and left.

Overall ratings.

Massage: kinda sucked, lengthy but no skill. 4 out of 10.

Oral Skills: Not great at all, below average another 4 out of 10.

FS Quality: I'd say each a 5 out of 10.

Pricing; $.20 for both and all of that. Was a steal. Could have tipped but I felt I did all the work.

Overall score; 4 out of 10 and not interested in returning.

[JuanJohn]

Please share the link.

https://tampa.craigslist.org/pnl/thp/6167733161.html

You may want to read the last few comments on this page as the ad was literally a few comments below and discussed by other members.

Stay Safe,

JJ.

[Opus 1]

http://tampa.backpage.com/Therapeuti...happy/32821213

I think someone previously reported on Shelly, but I couldn't find it, so I took one for the team. I wasn't sure what to expect, maybe a rub and a happy ending, but I got much more than that. Shelly lives in a decent neighborhood in South St Pete, and she quickly led me to the bedroom. There was no massage table, and she got naked right away, so things were looking up. She was open to more than a rub, so abandoned that and went at each other. DFK, BBBJ, DATY, FIV, FS. She was very wet and really got into it, we both were very happy. She is a BBW, but that doesn't bother me. When a woman gets into it, and enjoys herself, that's what gets me off. Her basic hour rub price is. 9, and I tipped. 5. Pricing was never discussed. I plan on repeating.

[Girishblr2001]

Wonderful experience with this one. Massage was good and incall was very nice. Donation is very worth it for what's offered IMHO (amazed it's not higher.) Treat her well!

JJ.

Please share the link.

[JuanJohn]

If that's what you like, I'd recommend the Dunedin poolside link I provided before.

Wonderful experience with this one. Massage was good and incall was very nice. Donation is very worth it for what's offered IMHO (amazed it's not higher.) Treat her well!

JJ.

[MasterJake69]

If that's what you like, I'd recommend the Dunedin poolside link I provided before.

Thank you, I will pm you.

Stay safe.