Massage Parlor Reports

**DragonLord1** · 06-11-17 18:33

Was driving down Garvey after work last week and was going to enter into the plaza for Lavender. Right when I was approaching the plaza and about to turn in, there were a row of LE / sheriff's patrol cars all lined up on the street. Feeling cocky (and you know what I mean), and already having my signal light on to turn in already, I didn't want to back out and attract attention, so I turned in to the plaza pretending to ignore the cops and to look like I was heading to the Viet restaurant instead. I parked and stayed in the car for a few minutes. A patrol car entered the plaza right after me and circled the plaza a few times, looking at me. Luckily, my car is very well tinted and it was at night, so he could only get a bare glimpse. I have a feeling they are parked right there to scare off any potential "visitors" and letting these "visitors" know they are the alpha dog and to GTFO.

I also noticed that the curtains were drawn closed for massage kingdom. These girls usually close late too! Lavender was feeling cocky and had both doors opened, pretending to signal their innocence, I guess. Something is definitely going on here. The LE parked next to massage kingdom for a few minutes. I didn't want to risk it, so I backed out, made a circle around the plaza, and left. Guess what. Low and behold, the patrol car followed me until I turned onto Garvey and drive off. That was a interesting but scary night honestly. Decided to book it and went to lower azusa instead and opt for the other better places. Boys, the glory days of garvey are over. Pack your bags and go to either Los Angeles, more east of SGV (such as Baldwin Park), or hover to Lower Azusa if you want to stay local.

For the sake of all your safety, in which I mean by both physiologically and physically, avoid this plaza. The past few times I came here there have been random cholos just parked in the lot chilling' outside (although I'm sure it has to do with the fruit smoothie store), but still, these fellas look around and check out the cars. Better safe than sorry. Will have the more important info about these places / girls when I have time.

**Trouter** · 06-11-17 15:17

Yeah I've been with 3 girls, 5 times total. Never got anything extra the first time except for some teasing. Repeat visits lead to HJ but why* said BJ wasn't on the menu even though someone else has reported otherwise before. Figured it's worth going since most of the girls perform above average massage. Never got asked for my phone# though.

Originally Posted by Seafor [View Original Post]

Went to ancient and asked for yoyo.

She was busy so I got (mayra, Myra, absolutely zero English.

Gave me a FANTASTIC legit massage. Slapped my hand away when I touched her leg and butt through her jeans.

Slapped my butt when I raised up for easy access when she was working below.

Denied a HE request with the universal motion for "HE".

So a very repeatable amazing massage and nothing else.

Then she asked for my number. So I gave her the monger digits and she called the phone.

No idea what that's about.

**Wally Wally** · 06-11-17 10:58

I like the spot next to Titos Market. Ladies are nice and theres always loud music next door to drown out the banging.

Lavender was ok half the time. I like the chunky one in a dress the most I guess. She likes to be on top.

Have not found any double poppers.

The legit kinda place across from prontos donuts on garvey in MP been 3 times. 2 times I got a HJ from a nice lady. Place is weird cause it gets filled up with chaty Chinese ladies.

**KevAmps** · 06-11-17 01:13

Couple of weekends ago, en route to LA, I stopped by UTS in W. Based on the number of RM reviews. Got an attractive, fair-skinned, just thick enough and Central / South American provider either in her late 20's or early 30's, who gave one of the best CBJs I've ever received, along with mish, and DS. She was good enough that I'm now considering going back, even though it's somewhat out of my way.

But I'm also looking for more recent intel on other LMPs in the SGV, to make the most of my excursion through these here parts. Has anyone been to Sirena, Body Rubs, &/ or Chilly Spa?

I'm hoping that the LMP girls in this region are better than the few I've had in OC so far.

**AhardLanding** · 06-10-17 11:38

Helen from HT in BP. God, I still dream about her.

My first AMP girl ever, Sara in Honolulu at Pine Tree. One and done.

Originally Posted by Yourasianmall [View Original Post]

I went to 123 in El Monte looking for Cici, I was told she has been gone for several.

Months. I just need help finding her. Please help. Thanks Ahead.

http://imgur.com/IC328yV

**AhardLanding** · 06-10-17 11:36

Lisa has left simple / pho now at 2821 peck just south of Garvey. Cell number the same. Saw here last weekend all good.

Originally Posted by Dragonlord1 [View Original Post]

Alright ladies and gents, I've been lurking in this forum for quite some time now. I think its time for me to join the rest of you gals and work my way up to a senior member. Been doing this for quite some time and have quite some stories saved up, so bear with me guys. A lot of these are from my personal diary / memories, and are outdated, but they are still useful especially in this quiet SGV forum. Will be uploading here and there of reviews and info when I'm not working these grave yard shifts.

Anyway, thanks to the other contributors / senior members for info throughout the years. Ya'll know who you are. It's my turn to contribute. As always, take everything you see on the internet with a grain of salt. Any experiences here are not guaranteed to be reproduced. Read at your own pleasure, but also on your own risk. Be safe, and most importantly, be smart. Let's get to it.

Yi Er San Massage aka special beef noodle soup place.

My First time coming here I felt offended and baited. There was this cute ass asian girl (think college aged) working the front center. Paid the hr house fee and off we went. I was excited! Thought she was going to help me a brotha out. 5 minutes later, in comes. You guessed it. Everyone's favorite pho wh*re. Ms. Lisa! ***** is clearly in her 40's but tells me she's 30. That was besides the point. Started talking to me in her broken english, but I told her to stop and just speak mandarin. Conversed with her throughout the massage and discovered she's been working for quite some time. Her massage was honest to god surprisingly good. If she didn't f* for a living she could become an actually legit MT if she tried. Anyway. Once the time was coming up, in began the teasing. Started teashing my thighs and asked if I wanted something. I asked. How muchy? . 05 for HJ, . 08 for CBJ, and. 1 for BBBJ / CFS (sorry, not used to the numerical scale used here, let me know). I came to test the waters, and just requested the CBJ / HJ combo. Off she came with a rubber out of no where and she popped it in. Took off her shirt and revealed a used up set of barely B-cups for pleasure. Honestly, she is nothing to be crazy about. She gives a mean BJ and uses that tongue! Was surprisingly good. Finished with a HJ since I couldn't feel crap with the cover. This old used up spinner still has some tricks up her sleeve. Cleaned up, donated, and left feeling offended, kinda gross, but oddly satisfied. People who frequented her will know what I'm saying.

**DragonLord1** · 06-10-17 03:17

Originally Posted by Yourasianmall [View Original Post]

I went to 123 in El Monte looking for Cici, I was told she has been gone for several.

Months. I just need help finding her. Please help. Thanks Ahead.

http://imgur.com/IC328yV

I don't remember seeing this face the few times I've been there. Does this Cici also go by the infamous Lisa?

**DragonLord1** · 06-10-17 03:11

Alright ladies and gents, I've been lurking in this forum for quite some time now. I think its time for me to join the rest of you gals and work my way up to a senior member. Been doing this for quite some time and have quite some stories saved up, so bear with me guys. A lot of these are from my personal diary / memories, and are outdated, but they are still useful especially in this quiet SGV forum. Will be uploading here and there of reviews and info when I'm not working these grave yard shifts.

Anyway, thanks to the other contributors / senior members for info throughout the years. Ya'll know who you are. It's my turn to contribute. As always, take everything you see on the internet with a grain of salt. Any experiences here are not guaranteed to be reproduced. Read at your own pleasure, but also on your own risk. Be safe, and most importantly, be smart. Let's get to it.

Yi Er San Massage aka special beef noodle soup place.

My First time coming here I felt offended and baited. There was this cute ass asian girl (think college aged) working the front center. Paid the hr house fee and off we went. I was excited! Thought she was going to help me a brotha out. 5 minutes later, in comes. You guessed it. Everyone's favorite pho wh*re. Ms. Lisa! ***** is clearly in her 40's but tells me she's 30. That was besides the point. Started talking to me in her broken english, but I told her to stop and just speak mandarin. Conversed with her throughout the massage and discovered she's been working for quite some time. Her massage was honest to god surprisingly good. If she didn't f* for a living she could become an actually legit MT if she tried. Anyway. Once the time was coming up, in began the teasing. Started teashing my thighs and asked if I wanted something. I asked. How muchy? . 05 for HJ, . 08 for CBJ, and. 1 for BBBJ / CFS (sorry, not used to the numerical scale used here, let me know). I came to test the waters, and just requested the CBJ / HJ combo. Off she came with a rubber out of no where and she popped it in. Took off her shirt and revealed a used up set of barely B-cups for pleasure. Honestly, she is nothing to be crazy about. She gives a mean BJ and uses that tongue! Was surprisingly good. Finished with a HJ since I couldn't feel crap with the cover. This old used up spinner still has some tricks up her sleeve. Cleaned up, donated, and left feeling offended, kinda gross, but oddly satisfied. People who frequented her will know what I'm saying.

**Seafor** · 06-10-17 02:22

Went to ancient and asked for yoyo.

She was busy so I got (mayra, Myra, absolutely zero English.

Gave me a FANTASTIC legit massage. Slapped my hand away when I touched her leg and butt through her jeans.

Slapped my butt when I raised up for easy access when she was working below.

Denied a HE request with the universal motion for "HE".

So a very repeatable amazing massage and nothing else.

Then she asked for my number. So I gave her the monger digits and she called the phone.

No idea what that's about.

**KingOfFighters** · 06-09-17 03:15

Looks like#5 on Gale behind the car wash closed for Good.

**Dre1980** · 06-08-17 14:40

Originally Posted by HentaiMan [View Original Post]

Besides Susan and Nana, are there any other ladies you'd recommend at 123, or any other nearby AMP in El Monte? Looking to increase my rotation. LOL.

Head to Baldwin Park. PM me for recommendations.

**Hentai Man** · 06-07-17 23:04

Originally Posted by Yourasianmall [View Original Post]

I went to 123 in El Monte looking for Cici, I was told she has been gone for several.

Months. I just need help finding her. Please help. Thanks Ahead.

http://imgur.com/IC328yV

Besides Susan and Nana, are there any other ladies you'd recommend at 123, or any other nearby AMP in El Monte? Looking to increase my rotation. LOL.

**ChickChasin** · 06-07-17 19:23

Originally Posted by HornDog626 [View Original Post]

I've got an extra $300 to blow this week. Anyone know of any higher end providers? Or should I attempt a 2 girl AMP? Maybe fork some extra 2 girl aamp?

Are you limited to AMPs? If not I'd check out HX. At least there, you know whom you are seeing and choose a menu.

**TomLimone** · 06-07-17 13:33

Originally Posted by HornDog626 [View Original Post]

I've got an extra $300 to blow this week. Anyone know of any higher end providers? Or should I attempt a 2 girl AMP? Maybe fork some extra 2 girl aamp?

I'd likely go higher end, instead of 2 girl action at an AMP unless you have a reliable place. My experience has not been great with 2 girls at AMPs.

**YourAsianMall** · 06-07-17 11:46

Originally Posted by Maxen [View Original Post]

Feel your pain. Here's my MIA wishlist.

Gin fr rose in eagle Rock.

Ellie fr 123/ ace.

Lilly from 999.

Mae from 999/ luna.

Emily fr sunshine.

Michelle fr sunshine.

And of course rose from ace.

For the most part they're probably back in China unless they just moved. Good luck!

Ellie is in China and bought a Condo for her and her son.

If you have a picture maybe I can help you with the others.