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06-04-17 21:38 #25451Banned Member

Posts: 13634Lisa has a nice personality but is way north of 30 years old. I stopped by Moon the other day looking for something a little younger. I played computer illiterate so she didn't push it. Decided to use the bathroom while contemplating a session. Didn't stay.
Originally Posted by Minka
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Went over to Oasis. As someone mentioned, the lady from King's Foot owns the place. She "assured" me she had a lady who would satisfy me because she knows what I like. That provider turned out to be fat, old, and fugly.
Left and ventured over to Rose. First, you know something's up when their street sign advertises an hour massage for $40. That reeks of upsell or some other scam. The only girl available was Linda. She looks OK but as soon as we got to the room, the relentless upsell began: "You want deep tissue? 10 dolla mo. You want special massage oil? 10 dolla mo. You want table shower? 10 dolla mo. $70, OK?" Declined all but said I'd go for a TS after the massage. Not good enough for her and she continued upselling. Finally cupped her mouth with my hand and whispered that I'd give her "10 dolla mo" if she let me fuck her in the ass. She didn't understand so I used hand gestures. The look on her face was priceless. That shut her up and she started a nice massage for maybe 2 minutes, then it turned light and lazy, often using only one hand. She also used way too much oil after I had twice told her to barely use any. Pretty annoying overall but I had an hour to kill. I flipped over early to test her fondling rules. UTC was OK everywhere but her pussy and tits. Her ass is ample for a Chinese but on the soft side. She declined a HJ and insisted that I do DIY. Since the massage wasn't worth a shit I thought I might crank one out and accidentally unload onto her. She has no problem with ball play but wouldn't touch junior. Not enough sensuality for me so decided to quit while I was behind and asked for hot towels. Keep in mind that 5 minutes prior she had mentioned that I had 5 minutes left (true). She then said, "OK, time for table shower!" I replied with, "No, time's up so just get me some hot towels. " She brought the hot towels and I wiped myself off but seemed miffed that she wouldn't get that TS fee. Got dressed, slapped $40 on the front desk and bolted.
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06-04-17 21:10 #25450Banned Member

Posts: 13634It's truly amazing the increasing number of average-looking CAMP providers with Golden Pussy Syndrome thinking they can charge $100 for a topless HJ and get away with it. I have no idea of the number of idjits willing to pay it but I'd much rather pay a sexy Korean $60 for a fully nude HJ.
Originally Posted by Likstrange
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06-04-17 20:11 #25449Senior Member

Posts: 146Funny incident at Pearl
So I was enjoying a decent massage. As I was starting to receive some attention that turned me on I heard a soft scream. She screams again softly "oh my god" and then taps my right butt cheek as she screams again softly. I look up at her confused and she screams again pointing at a roach crawling on the wall next to me. My first instinct when a woman does this is to try and kill the bug so I grab towel and hit it. I end up chasing this roach around the room with my shoe naked as she is screaming until finally I smash it. She leaves with roach corpse in a tissue and discards it. This definitely killed my mood but she eventually finishes me off with good technique.
So if you heard screaming and pounding recently here then it may have been me LOL.
Any way I thought it was funny afterwards.
I came hoping to see Anna again but they said she is back in China.
I forgot the name of who I saw but she was I little old, a little heavy, OK looking. Decent massage and skills.
Really needed a massage.
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06-04-17 19:18 #25448Senior Member

Posts: 342Edge massage Oxymoran
I wonder if suk Hung Dong will ever be arrested.
Originally Posted by ErikShawn
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06-04-17 12:48 #25447Senior Member

Posts: 236His last name is an oxymoron.
Originally Posted by LuvThemTugs
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06-04-17 11:57 #25446Senior Member

Posts: 321Sheriff Ron Freeman is at it again
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06-04-17 11:49 #25445Senior Member

Posts: 4045Yes I'll pay 40 for a standard HJ. If they short me on time they only get 30. If they tease me and it's DIY they get nothing. Something out of the ordinary it's more depending on what it is.
Originally Posted by WalterM
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06-04-17 08:35 #25444Senior Member

Posts: 261Li massage windy hill
She wanted 100 for a topless HJ. She did have nice small tits, still too high for me though.
Originally Posted by Petey1015
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All 3 girls worked there and were attractive.
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06-04-17 05:41 #25443Senior Member

Posts: 97That's about my tip calculator too.
Originally Posted by WalterM
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06-04-17 01:47 #25442Senior Member

Posts: 127I miss Joy / Choi from Green SPA. Lisa too. In fact the whole gang. If anyone knows please PM me. Busting that place then the Forsyth busts put me out of mongering on my side of town. Boo Hoo.
Originally Posted by Minka
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06-03-17 21:00 #25441Senior Member

Posts: 145Assume $60 to the house.
Originally Posted by MassageAwesome
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My tip pricing model goes about like this:
$40 Standard HJ.
$60 Some additional touching, nibbling.
$80 BJ.
$100 FS (Base Level).
$140 FS (I'm really feeling it.).
Topless HJ at $100 exceeds my tip calculator model by $40.
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06-03-17 19:37 #25440Senior Member

Posts: 4045There have been reports on here saying they offer topless HJ for 100. If they got tits like Asa Akira, Kiara Mia, or hell. Even Minka, then yeah count me in.
Originally Posted by Likstrange
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06-03-17 19:09 #25439Senior Member

Posts: 144Did the 3 in the lobby work there? Was one of them your girl??
Originally Posted by Likstrange
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06-03-17 16:37 #25438Banned Member

Posts: 2410What if.
She offered $100 nude?
Originally Posted by Likstrange
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06-03-17 15:24 #25437Senior Member

Posts: 261Li massage windy hill
Stopped by there last Sunday. 3 very young and attractive girls in lobby. Got a very good table shower with alot of teasing.
Back to the room and was asked what extras I wanted.
All that was really on the menu was a HJ.
She wanted100 for that. I said never mind and she offered topless HJ for 100.
I said forget it and do massage.
Ended with a nice finish for 40 extra.







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