Massage Parlor Reports

**MassageAwesome** · 05-26-17 08:46

It's been awhile since I heard any reviews of this place. The reviews in the past were saying happiness is here. I have some free time now and wanted to try some new spots. Is happiness still had here? Who should or shouldn't I ask for? Thanks guys.

**RobFordsGhost** · 05-26-17 01:47

So as will probably quickly become apparent I am new to this whole scene. After starting my journey into the world of AMPs with michelle at spring, (thanks to all you who recommended BTW) and having a few good experiences there I decided to try something new today when I got the itch. So after failing to get in touch with two different independents I had in mind I decided that since I was in the area I would try out chalet. Although being a little apprehensive due so some mixed things I had heard, I decided it was time to get outside my comfort zone and try something different, and boy am I glad I did. First off I am sure its nothing more than dumb luck that the girl I got pretty much checked all the boxes for what I like, as the typical petite asian is not generally my go to. But this girl really did it for me, a bit thicker but not fat, dark skin, nice round ass and great large tits with super perky nipples, appeared to be enhanced but well done, goes by jennifer. Opted for the table shower which was nice, she was not shy at all from the get go which I liked. Then back to the room where she basically stroked me with her fingertips for awhile, which was not what I was expecting but decided to just go with it as I was having a rough day and it was a nice change of pace. I would say there was a lot of teasing involved but being as I think she actually spent more time addressing the boys than most of the rest of me I don't know how accurate that is. Then there was the turn and she asked what I wanted, at this point the engrish got in the way somewhat and given the combination of inexperience and her probably playing up the lost in translation bs (which frankly I probably could have overcome, but at that point the big head wasn't in charge, yes I know newbie mistake) I had some difficulty getting across what I was looking for. Long story short got cfs and finished with playing with her tits while she finished me off with with her hands. All in all I spent more than I should have if I was listening to the advice of the forum, but being that she was exactly my type and I got everything I was looking for I say money well spent.

**SouthHunter** · 05-26-17 00:17

That chick not worth to see anymore. Used to be cool and now mad slick. Way better option out there.

Originally Posted by Mr.Inch [View Original Post]

She tried to kiss me the other day, turned my head the other way. Gives a nice HJ, beautiful kitty on her, but, something about her makes me reconsider ever spending gas and money on her.

**Petey1015** · 05-25-17 23:35

Originally Posted by WalterM [View Original Post]

They just need to come up with more creative names.

The Twig & Berries Spa.

The Atlanta Bathhouse.

Fu's Ass-washia.

There would be much less confusion. Zen, Zen, Lu, Lu's, T #1 T#2.

The Spa behind Starbucks.

**Petey1015** · 05-25-17 23:32

Originally Posted by BigComanche [View Original Post]

Maybe if you"re Lance Armstrong. They are at least a mile or two. CRC has no action at all but they bless you with a sign in sheet. Ming Xing 2 and Uber are your best bet.

Short bursts of exercise have been proven to raise testosterone and GH levels.

**Niteluvr** · 05-25-17 23:17

Originally Posted by SoreAsFuck [View Original Post]

Not to mention, she's kind of a *****. I called to try and schedule an appt with someone that wasn't her and she wasn't having it. Started asking questions about how I knew her, had I been there before, etc. Normally, they never really give a shit so I didn't have a good answer ready. Told her I read a positive review online about a provider and wanted to try her out. I know now that that is a big no-no. She kept asking me to tell her the name of the website and that she had not seen any reviews. Told her I couldn't remember, and that I was just doing some research on places to visit and came across a review. Ultimately she denied me service.

Heard that too and her looks always turned me off. Fat and multiple asterisks are a boner killer. Never mention a review, just tell the provider a friend said she gives a good massage. If a provider ever confronts you about the review thing, tell her it was a glowing review on (make up a name). Just don't tell her about USASG. Smile and act like it was a positive thing and they usually shut up.

If she denies you service, go off on her ass and hang up. She doesn't know your face so you can always show up in person and start fresh.

**Caleno** · 05-25-17 21:22

OK, this place was called lavander. (Alpharetta hwy, Roswell) . Or something like that. This is the spot with the lady telling you that she study massage for a long time etc. If you ask for HJ or try anything she will reject. The name is different but still pretty legit, although the girl does a great massage and looks good, it ends there.

**Big Comanche** · 05-25-17 20:30

Originally Posted by Petey1015 [View Original Post]

A1 massage, Mei Mei, CRC, and Ming Xing2 are all walking distance from S / T park. According to reviews A1 might be best for upgrades.

Maybe if you"re Lance Armstrong. They are at least a mile or two. CRC has no action at all but they bless you with a sign in sheet. Ming Xing 2 and Uber are your best bet.

**Erik Shawn** · 05-25-17 19:05

Struck out at healthy massage on old Milton. Walked in and got Jessie, mid 30's probably, pretty cute. Argued with the lady at the front about whether to do the table shower at the beginning or end. After about 5 times of telling her I wanted it first, she finally gave in. Tried to sell me 1 h massage with ts for 80. Declined and went with 40 minutes for 60. Then tried to sell me special lotion for 10. No flip but towards the end she was going over my ass and down my legs and got about as close as you can get to my junk without touching it. I tried grabbing her hand to run down my crack and she said no. 60/10 and she looked a little disappointed. But the massage was great and hell I needed one. Though a release would've been nice too.

**WalterM** · 05-25-17 17:29

Originally Posted by HobbyMan51 [View Original Post]

Lu's, not Lu. It's Lucy's massage shortened to Lu's. It's confusing enough without you guys refusing to add the 's. C'mon.!

They just need to come up with more creative names.

The Twig & Berries Spa.

The Atlanta Bathhouse.

Fu's Ass-washia.

There would be much less confusion. Zen, Zen, Lu, Lu's, T #1 T#2.

**HobbyMan51** · 05-25-17 15:17

Originally Posted by Petey1015 [View Original Post]

Starbucks just announced they will install bidet's in all restrooms in all ATL locations!

This is wonderful news! Our local twig and berries handlers will be most grateful.

**Petey1015** · 05-25-17 13:39

Originally Posted by CoolBreeze95 [View Original Post]

What part of town is she located?

According to the map link on the ad somewhere near Riverdale.

**SoreAsFuck** · 05-25-17 13:00

Originally Posted by Niteluvr [View Original Post]

If she's the same Lisa I remember, she's chunky and rather unattractive.

Not to mention, she's kind of a *****. I called to try and schedule an appt with someone that wasn't her and she wasn't having it. Started asking questions about how I knew her, had I been there before, etc. Normally, they never really give a shit so I didn't have a good answer ready. Told her I read a positive review online about a provider and wanted to try her out. I know now that that is a big no-no. She kept asking me to tell her the name of the website and that she had not seen any reviews. Told her I couldn't remember, and that I was just doing some research on places to visit and came across a review. Ultimately she denied me service.

**Niteluvr** · 05-25-17 12:28

Originally Posted by Merlin42 [View Original Post]

Really? I've seen her several times. You can get a topless HJ as well as BBBJ. She has been reviewed several times here. Not the best looking but very nice personality.

Who is she? Link has been flagged.