Massage Parlor Reports

**Niteluvr** · 05-25-17 23:17

Originally Posted by SoreAsFuck [View Original Post]

Not to mention, she's kind of a *****. I called to try and schedule an appt with someone that wasn't her and she wasn't having it. Started asking questions about how I knew her, had I been there before, etc. Normally, they never really give a shit so I didn't have a good answer ready. Told her I read a positive review online about a provider and wanted to try her out. I know now that that is a big no-no. She kept asking me to tell her the name of the website and that she had not seen any reviews. Told her I couldn't remember, and that I was just doing some research on places to visit and came across a review. Ultimately she denied me service.

Heard that too and her looks always turned me off. Fat and multiple asterisks are a boner killer. Never mention a review, just tell the provider a friend said she gives a good massage. If a provider ever confronts you about the review thing, tell her it was a glowing review on (make up a name). Just don't tell her about USASG. Smile and act like it was a positive thing and they usually shut up.

If she denies you service, go off on her ass and hang up. She doesn't know your face so you can always show up in person and start fresh.

**Caleno** · 05-25-17 21:22

OK, this place was called lavander. (Alpharetta hwy, Roswell) . Or something like that. This is the spot with the lady telling you that she study massage for a long time etc. If you ask for HJ or try anything she will reject. The name is different but still pretty legit, although the girl does a great massage and looks good, it ends there.

**Big Comanche** · 05-25-17 20:30

Originally Posted by Petey1015 [View Original Post]

A1 massage, Mei Mei, CRC, and Ming Xing2 are all walking distance from S / T park. According to reviews A1 might be best for upgrades.

Maybe if you"re Lance Armstrong. They are at least a mile or two. CRC has no action at all but they bless you with a sign in sheet. Ming Xing 2 and Uber are your best bet.

**Erik Shawn** · 05-25-17 19:05

Struck out at healthy massage on old Milton. Walked in and got Jessie, mid 30's probably, pretty cute. Argued with the lady at the front about whether to do the table shower at the beginning or end. After about 5 times of telling her I wanted it first, she finally gave in. Tried to sell me 1 h massage with ts for 80. Declined and went with 40 minutes for 60. Then tried to sell me special lotion for 10. No flip but towards the end she was going over my ass and down my legs and got about as close as you can get to my junk without touching it. I tried grabbing her hand to run down my crack and she said no. 60/10 and she looked a little disappointed. But the massage was great and hell I needed one. Though a release would've been nice too.

**WalterM** · 05-25-17 17:29

Originally Posted by HobbyMan51 [View Original Post]

Lu's, not Lu. It's Lucy's massage shortened to Lu's. It's confusing enough without you guys refusing to add the 's. C'mon.!

They just need to come up with more creative names.

The Twig & Berries Spa.

The Atlanta Bathhouse.

Fu's Ass-washia.

There would be much less confusion. Zen, Zen, Lu, Lu's, T #1 T#2.

**HobbyMan51** · 05-25-17 15:17

Originally Posted by Petey1015 [View Original Post]

Starbucks just announced they will install bidet's in all restrooms in all ATL locations!

This is wonderful news! Our local twig and berries handlers will be most grateful.

**Petey1015** · 05-25-17 13:39

Originally Posted by CoolBreeze95 [View Original Post]

What part of town is she located?

According to the map link on the ad somewhere near Riverdale.

**SoreAsFuck** · 05-25-17 13:00

Originally Posted by Niteluvr [View Original Post]

If she's the same Lisa I remember, she's chunky and rather unattractive.

Not to mention, she's kind of a *****. I called to try and schedule an appt with someone that wasn't her and she wasn't having it. Started asking questions about how I knew her, had I been there before, etc. Normally, they never really give a shit so I didn't have a good answer ready. Told her I read a positive review online about a provider and wanted to try her out. I know now that that is a big no-no. She kept asking me to tell her the name of the website and that she had not seen any reviews. Told her I couldn't remember, and that I was just doing some research on places to visit and came across a review. Ultimately she denied me service.

**Niteluvr** · 05-25-17 12:28

Originally Posted by Merlin42 [View Original Post]

Really? I've seen her several times. You can get a topless HJ as well as BBBJ. She has been reviewed several times here. Not the best looking but very nice personality.

Who is she? Link has been flagged.

**Petey1015** · 05-25-17 12:02

Originally Posted by BillDavis007 [View Original Post]

I think she had the French Lick Dark Roast with a side of chocolate on her lips.

Starbucks just announced they will install bidet's in all restrooms in all ATL locations!

**Petey1015** · 05-25-17 11:53

Originally Posted by JSlay42 [View Original Post]

Going to be at the game at noon on Thursday. What's the best spa close by for extras? Thanks in advance.

A1 massage, Mei Mei, CRC, and Ming Xing2 are all walking distance from S / T park. According to reviews A1 might be best for upgrades.

**CallMeTom** · 05-25-17 09:16

Originally Posted by WalterM [View Original Post]

Lower Left: https://atlanta.craigslist.org/atl/thp/6144813176.html China.

Upper Left: https://atlanta.craigslist.org/atl/thp/6144551165.html Lu.

Same pic, two different parlors.

That girl is Lola. She owns a bunch of those parlors. She used to own CiCi Massage in Roswell before Angel took over. Lola is great but harder to find these days I think. Probably have to know her from the past.

**Merlin42** · 05-25-17 06:26

Originally Posted by MilkJunior25 [View Original Post]

Spoke to her earlier today, no extras, no happy ending, no touching. Advise you to pass on this one.

Really? I've seen her several times. You can get a topless HJ as well as BBBJ. She has been reviewed several times here. Not the best looking but very nice personality.