Massage Parlor Reports

[IvyLeaf]

I'll honestly tell you that I've never been to an AMP that removes sheets right after a session. Then again I've never laid down on wet spots.

I'll hope they do this when we're out of the room. Wishful thinking.

Anyone want to use one of those UV lights to see the blotches of fluids? Would be interesting!

[Freedo]

That's not my experience. I would say in about 20% of the places I've been I have seen them just straighten out the old sheets which is a definite turnoff but since it's at the end of the session it's too late to do me any good. I think that I block it from my memory because I can't tell you any of the places where this has happened. The least they could do is wait until we leave so we can't see what they are up to.

Guess it just varies based on where you go.

[JPF]

They've always been prompt on changing the sheets after a session every time I've been.

That's not my experience. I would say in about 20% of the places I've been I have seen them just straighten out the old sheets which is a definite turnoff but since it's at the end of the session it's too late to do me any good. I think that I block it from my memory because I can't tell you any of the places where this has happened. The least they could do is wait until we leave so we can't see what they are up to.

[Hey Tim]

Do you guys ever worry about the cleanliness of any of the AMPs? Hopefully, they don't get lazy about changing the sheets between customers. Any certain places to avoid in this regard?

There are things in life I try not to think about. Like when I eat at a Chinese restaurant. What goes on in the kitchen.

Laundry in a HJ massage parlor is on this list.

I find that most of these places have a washer / dryer running (because you can hear it) basically constantly. This makes me feel a little better.

But no, I figure a place that charges $40 for an hour which covers wages, rent, equipment, expendables, and profit. Is probably not washing the sheets between each dude.

[Freedo]

Do you guys ever worry about the cleanliness of any of the AMPs? Hopefully, they don't get lazy about changing the sheets between customers. Any certain places to avoid in this regard?

They've always been prompt on changing the sheets after a session every time I've been.

[MichaelOhSix]

I guess nobody knows anything or nobody wants to share.

Nope. I haven't tried it yet. I've only been to:

Yens. Legit.

LH. DIY / legit YMMV.

Health Spa. FS.

Felicita. FS.

ToH. FS.

Thai Massage. FS.

As far as Escondido goes.

New life day spa looks promising but I won't be TOFTT anytime soon!

Good luck!

[Panache]

Do you guys ever worry about the cleanliness of any of the AMPs? Hopefully, they don't get lazy about changing the sheets between customers. Any certain places to avoid in this regard?

[Gyration]

Has anyone tried Woodland massage and spa in Escondido or prime massage in carlsbad? I am thinking of trying, but if someone has tried and can let me know how it went it would save me the trouble.

Thanks.

I guess nobody knows anything or nobody wants to share.

[Freedo]

I think it's in spring valley.

You're right, I just remembered seeing the Lemon Grove sign as I was driving down the street.

[Uswtsb51]

I know this is cheating but looking for some good places for BBBJ. I know I can review older post but I thought this would be a bit quicker. First time poster long time lurker.

[TJ Dog]

I would guess that AMP started offering table showers in response to unclean customers. It's a way of not having to work on dirty / smelly customers without having to tell them to come back after they've taken a shower. With that said, I always take a nice thorough shower immediately before going to any massage parlor / provider. My question is: If I get to an AMP freshly showered and, therefore, decline their offer for a table shower, will they perceive me as not being clean enough to receive the same services that I would have received had I accepted their table shower?

No. The girl will be able to tell as soon as she begins the massage.

[OnceWas]

I would guess that AMP started offering table showers in response to unclean customers. It's a way of not having to work on dirty / smelly customers without having to tell them to come back after they've taken a shower. With that said, I always take a nice thorough shower immediately before going to any massage parlor / provider. My question is: If I get to an AMP freshly showered and, therefore, decline their offer for a table shower, will they perceive me as not being clean enough to receive the same services that I would have received had I accepted their table shower?

I always shower right before going to any AMP's and I've never had a table shower nor had any problems.

[MemoeNasty]

Maple Spa, it's in lemon grove.

I think it's in spring valley.

[Amesdan]

I'm in the same boat so if someone can reply it'll be helpful.

Just read the forum. All the info you are seeking is already here. Just read.

[Freedo]

I still don't know which one you guys are referring too . <.

Maple Spa, it's in lemon grove.