Massage Parlor Reports

[KevAmps]

Thanks to everyone who responded.

I would love to go tot Thailand as well as Germany to do some unfettered mongering, but international travel isn't an option for me right now. Will definitely keep it in mind for the following year.

Tijuana is a probably a good option for me, especially if I could get a lot of mileage with just $500. Will see if I can arrange it for this summer.

[Pent617]

Anyone seen rose at nirvana??

What are some beginner tips for a newbie?

What signals should I look for or what should I do to let them know what I want.

Thank you.

[Fe Maiden]

Had Angela on a day, consistently teasing on balls and on the flip, the way she massaged my front body made her breasts just an inch away from my face.

Afterwards, she gave one of the best HE I had for a while.

Will totally come here and enjoy her session again for fuckin sure.

Little bit lost here since there is more than one place on Harbor.

[CryMoarHoar]

Had Angela on a day, consistently teasing on balls and on the flip, the way she massaged my front body made her breasts just an inch away from my face.

Afterwards, she gave one of the best HE I had for a while.

Will totally come here and enjoy her session again for fuckin sure.

[Ihaschzbrgr]

Well, fellow mongers, I just recently received word that I will be laid off in a month. I've got savings to tide me over for a little bit, but I've also got $500 left that I had budgeted for recreation.

If you wanted to make the most of $500 at one or more MPs, where would you go?

I've been meaning to visit Lucky in Stanton, based on the number of RM reviews, and past mentions here on this forum.

I've also wanted to try either Zugar in Anaheim or Hot Latina Massage in the same.

Trying not to stray too far out of OC, given my time constraints, but I'm willing to give it a go for any places 10-20 miles out that are worth it.

Go to Tijuana. Check out the subsection in San Diego. Yoi can get LOTS for that cash.

[Leiterf]

What's the best place for HJ or possibly BJ and DATY in Cypress? Prefer young A Girls.

[TheOCman]

I too recently had a visit to Sunshine with Angie / Angela. I had essentially the same experience with a pretty good massage, and somewhat uninspired HE. She's good but not great and the inquiry about taking care of her does tend to be a turnoff. Maybe she's had some cheap mongers in the past but still a turnoff. My massage was an hour and she added a little prost8 play. . 60 didn't seem to make her happy for a tip. I can do much better elsewhere so I won't repeat with her. She does have very nice boobs but the boob play / suckling was limited.

Paid a visit to Sunshine in LF recently, in hopes to forage on my new favorite pastures. Emily and her playful self is what I had in mind, but apparently she no longer feeds on the local meadows.

Ended up with Angie / Angelina, 30's, average in the looks department, but when she admitted me in (she doubled as the MMS that day), her nice set of glands covered by a tight top had me hoping for good times (although for the rest of her attire, it was jeans and sneakers, hardly a home-run in the art of seduction). Regardless, enjoyed a decent, but a bit boring, massage with my very mellow provider. I had chosen the HHR, so a few minutes of soft-touch and very little teasing, then the flip. I reached for the goods, and she immediately inquired about me taking care of her financial wellbeing. Such a turn-off, really! I told her she would be fine, and she let me remove her bra, revealing what turned out to be one of the nicer sets I have had the pleasure to lay hands on during my two decades of hobbying. The finish ensued swiftly, and I nutted all over her which left her a bit puzzled. Hot towels, followed by a nice and relaxing head massage.

Maybe I'm getting spoiled and entitled, but even though the experience was decent, there was nothing unique or special enough for me wanting to return anytime soon. Angelina has the potential (and the goods) to make it memorable, but her delivery is just a bit blaaaaaaah.

4 for the house, . 4 for the talent. And she still complained.

If you are a boob man and in the mood for a decent time, stop by Mon. Or Wed. And see Angie, otherwise join me in my quest for greener pastures.

Conn.

[SCJohn]

Interesting (not in a good way) experience today at Triton Way in LH.

Walk in and ask for Emma, based on the BP ad I recently saw (never met Emma). Asian woman who greeted me at the door identified herself as Coco. Not bad looking. Maybe in late 30's or early 40's. She asks what do I want. I say 30 min. I hand her $. 5 and she says how about 2 girls massage? I think for a second and decide "fuck it, WTF not? Never done that before and I like trying new things. I hand her $. 5 more and she takes me to the room and leaves me there. I get nekkid and get on the table. Coco comes back in with Emma, a tall older (late 40's?) but not bad looking Chinese woman. They ask if I want oil. Sure I do! Emma's english is very good and she starts asking me questions about my life, if I'm married, etc. I tell her that I have a wife. First mistake. She asks if my wife knows what I'm doing. Uh oh. She also asks what kind of pressure I want. I tell her light, please. Emma's doing a nice oily massage on my back while Coco is down by my legs and butt. Emma asks if I want to do an hour with the 2 of them and asks how much money I have. I tell her that I only have $. 6 left which is intended for a tip if I am happy with the service. Second mistake.

The massage is becoming very sexual, and Coco is brushing her hand in my ass crack and against my lower lips. Emma is sensually running her hands around my neck and shoulders and we are now talking about bisexuality, vibrators and cumming. It doesn't get much more of a "sure thing" is what I'm thinking now. Emma has me turn over and comments about how she likes my body and plays with my tits while Coco rubs my stomach and legs. Still lots of talk about sex, but no motion towards the honey pot. I should note that both women are still fully clothed, which I commented on and they just giggled and remained fully clothed. Then Coco reaches for a hot towel and says "All done! WTF?? I pout and say where's my. And point to my crotch area. Again they both giggle and leave the room.

WTF happened? I have had plenty of massages where I knew nothing was going to happen, and also plenty where the signs were there and it ended happily. I know that the mention of the tip amount and the whole married interrogation didn't help, but I wonder what you guys think?

It was there, and then it wasn't. Dammit.

Your only mistake was going to Triton. That place has been reviewed here before, never a good experience there. Just move on and try another place.

[Lovergrrl]

Interesting (not in a good way) experience today at Triton Way in LH.

Walk in and ask for Emma, based on the BP ad I recently saw (never met Emma). Asian woman who greeted me at the door identified herself as Coco. Not bad looking. Maybe in late 30's or early 40's. She asks what do I want. I say 30 min. I hand her $. 5 and she says how about 2 girls massage? I think for a second and decide "fuck it, WTF not? Never done that before and I like trying new things. I hand her $. 5 more and she takes me to the room and leaves me there. I get nekkid and get on the table. Coco comes back in with Emma, a tall older (late 40's?) but not bad looking Chinese woman. They ask if I want oil. Sure I do! Emma's english is very good and she starts asking me questions about my life, if I'm married, etc. I tell her that I have a wife. First mistake. She asks if my wife knows what I'm doing. Uh oh. She also asks what kind of pressure I want. I tell her light, please. Emma's doing a nice oily massage on my back while Coco is down by my legs and butt. Emma asks if I want to do an hour with the 2 of them and asks how much money I have. I tell her that I only have $. 6 left which is intended for a tip if I am happy with the service. Second mistake.

The massage is becoming very sexual, and Coco is brushing her hand in my ass crack and against my lower lips. Emma is sensually running her hands around my neck and shoulders and we are now talking about bisexuality, vibrators and cumming. It doesn't get much more of a "sure thing" is what I'm thinking now. Emma has me turn over and comments about how she likes my body and plays with my tits while Coco rubs my stomach and legs. Still lots of talk about sex, but no motion towards the honey pot. I should note that both women are still fully clothed, which I commented on and they just giggled and remained fully clothed. Then Coco reaches for a hot towel and says "All done! WTF?? I pout and say where's my. And point to my crotch area. Again they both giggle and leave the room.

WTF happened? I have had plenty of massages where I knew nothing was going to happen, and also plenty where the signs were there and it ended happily. I know that the mention of the tip amount and the whole married interrogation didn't help, but I wonder what you guys think?

It was there, and then it wasn't. Dammit.

[Connaisseur]

Much less conspicuous than Thailand, head to Frankfurt, Germany, for a long weekend. Flights from LAX can be found for $500-600, and let me tell you, that city is a monger's paradise. I travel often, and recently patronized one of the "studios" (read: MPs) there (just google Velvet Massage Frankfurt), and spent an amazing hour with two hotties, one from Persia, one from Brazil. Both solid 10's, and cost me EUR 150 total, no tipping required. In addition, there are the FKK clubs (in essence, large spas full of. Mostly Eastern European. Naked chicks that will do everything); entry fee plus pay-as-you-go with the girls. Now THAT is money well spent!

Conn.

Well, fellow mongers, I just recently received word that I will be laid off in a month. I've got savings to tide me over for a little bit, but I've also got $500 left that I had budgeted for recreation.

If you wanted to make the most of $500 at one or more MPs, where would you go?

I've been meaning to visit Lucky in Stanton, based on the number of RM reviews, and past mentions here on this forum.

I've also wanted to try either Zugar in Anaheim or Hot Latina Massage in the same.

Trying not to stray too far out of OC, given my time constraints, but I'm willing to give it a go for any places 10-20 miles out that are worth it.

[MrSunnyHills]

Try to find another 1000 and head to Thailand the day after you are RIF'd. If you have an SO, tell her you need to go out of town for a week on a job hunt.

Well, fellow mongers, I just recently received word that I will be laid off in a month. I've got savings to tide me over for a little bit, but I've also got $500 left that I had budgeted for recreation.

If you wanted to make the most of $500 at one or more MPs, where would you go?

I've been meaning to visit Lucky in Stanton, based on the number of RM reviews, and past mentions here on this forum.

I've also wanted to try either Zugar in Anaheim or Hot Latina Massage in the same.

Trying not to stray too far out of OC, given my time constraints, but I'm willing to give it a go for any places 10-20 miles out that are worth it.

[JerSeinfeld]

Thanks for the quick summary. Let me know when / where you are able to find a dumn innocent girl in 18-22. I am sure a lot of us here would be interested.

To add to your list, Lucky on Katella / Knott no longer has anyone interesting either. Saw Viet girl in her late 30's early 40's there the other day. Seems like she's the only working. Very mechanical.

Sweet Spa Massage. Beach at Lampson. Older chunky Viet ladies at this place. Definitely 40 years old, not young at all. Only $30 for 30 minutes but you get what you pay for.

Lotus on Katella. Two more chunky 40 year old Viets.

Little Spa on Beach in Home Depot shopping center. A 40 year old Viet always comes out from the back. Very blah looking.

Escape in strip mall on Lampson at Beach. Three chunky Asians mid 30's to mid 40's. Not good.

Delight and Eden on Beach. Ancient Viet dudes sitting at the front of both places. No girls in sight. Weird old people smell.

Stanton is the new Laguna Hills. Land of the old people.

[JerSeinfeld]

I think "age" is subjective here. I may look at a girl and say low 30's and especially so if she's a bit "experienced". You may look at the same girl and say something else. Especially if a girl is a bit inexperienced, she seems younger to me. I honestly don't remember jack from this place now except of the huge koi fish in the tiny fish tank in the lobby. But, if your experience has been only girls under 25 here, I will come back for a visit soon. Thanks for the advice!

Thanks for clarifying Mr Seinfeld. I've been only to the Lampson location. Regardless, contrary to the average provider age both you and Import describe, I've been with only under 25-yr olds here.

I'm referring to the Provider with cosmetic glasses. Who can't be any older than 22. Tops. Maybe because I've been here only on weekends have I not experienced the 35 to 40-year olds? I will also say I have not experienced CFS at the Lampson location. So maybe I'm missing out by not asking for the "older" providers? I'm guessing your CFS has happened at both the Cerritos Ave and Lampson locations? And also only with the "over 30" gals?

[KevAmps]

Well, fellow mongers, I just recently received word that I will be laid off in a month. I've got savings to tide me over for a little bit, but I've also got $500 left that I had budgeted for recreation.

If you wanted to make the most of $500 at one or more MPs, where would you go?

I've been meaning to visit Lucky in Stanton, based on the number of RM reviews, and past mentions here on this forum.

I've also wanted to try either Zugar in Anaheim or Hot Latina Massage in the same.

Trying not to stray too far out of OC, given my time constraints, but I'm willing to give it a go for any places 10-20 miles out that are worth it.

[KevAmps]

Thanks for responding. I am very curious to try AAMPs, especially after having read some past reports on here. But from what you've described, it would be more trouble than it is worth to me right now.

You can, of course, find young hotties right here in OC, but it is nearly impossible to find one who provides GFE / PSE here in an AMP. Seems most of the "complete" FS girls are confined to AAMPs, as I mentioned, so again, you have to get into that scene, with providing at least some personal info that can be verified, and references, which usually means you have to spend some money on a few 5-6's to test drive and get them to give you a good reference, before you can ever start visiting the 8-9's. I understand there are a few workarounds to becoming AAMP worthy, but it requires more work than I'm willing to do.

Morever, I still prefer the relative anonymity of being able to stop into an AMP with my fake name at my leisure. Although AMPs have been busted, it's a rarity for the partakers to get busted at the same time, unless they were stupid enough to admit that they were there for anything more than a massage. Whereas in the AAMP scene, when they are busted, there is more trackable info on the Johns that, even if it doesn't get them busted, can certainly be cause for some embarassment.

All the above said, I have found a few rare AMP gems outside of OC in the last couple of years, but it's kind of like hunting for the proverbial needle in the haystack. In San Diego at Coco's or Pine; in Baldwin Park at Puente Spa, and in Pasadena at Violet Health. Point is, when you find a young, hottie who will do most everything with you at a SoCal AMP, they don't seem to last long at that location. Too few and far between, so although they might be overpaid, they're also overlaid -- and tire quickly before bouncing.

In Honolulu, Dallas, Philly and New York, you can find a bevy of beauties all in one place, rather than having to do the hunt and peck and poke.