Massage Parlor Reports

[Rummer12]

I opened the door and could smell cigarette smoke. One of the least desirable momasons I have ever seen greated me at the door. All the floors are wood there was a very loud man talking in Asian Jibrish outside my door during the entire session. Every time someone walked around it sounded like there were crashing through the floor. Weak mostly elbo massage then a flip and right to my little budy with no oil. I had to stop her from tearing my foreskin soaked him in loation all night.

Went there around wensday. I had read some reviews on another site on a girl named Julie there. I walked in and was greet by a woman in her 50's about 5'4 a little heavy set. Asked for Julie was told I had to see her.
Long story short she's not much of a talker bad English didn't understand her name. A decent massage not soft not medium, no teasing either, on flip pointed to willie said yes.
Didn't ask for tip before hand, uninspired HE allowed limited roam. $60 one hour $40 tip. New ad stated pick of girls and nuru massage, neither was avalible. Yes as mentioned in earlier review even though the rooms are private you can hear people walking around and talking.

[BeenAroundX]

Went to Lilly's, asked for the "little one".

Maybe I'm missing something in the post, but I definitely got a little (short) lady.

Unfortunately, she was not quite what I was hoping for.

At least in her 50's, ugly and quite pudgy.

Is this the little one?

I hope not.

I give her props though, she finally made it HappEn after about 20 minutes (literally).

She was not a fan of the shot placement however, which most of us would call Money!

Hahahahaha.

Anyhow, if that's the little one, I won't ever go back.

I need something quite a bit more substantial in the looks / body department.

You did not get the attendant I reviewed. Not even close.

[CyberFilly]

While I'm appreciative of the response, could you elaborate at all? Unattractive? Legit? Asking too much? Thanks.

Ugly, Sharp Nails that at times scratch always gives me the creeps, Trys to negotiate a tips before service, then the service is marginal at best, is the only one in the MP so she has to keep leaving to answer the door.

[Stamina Jim]

Looks legit to me. What do you all give the chances for HE to be here?

0%.

Looks closed.

[Stamina Jim]

AMP at Skiff and Vine. YMMV.

Looks legit to me. What do you all give the chances for HE to be here?

[Member #6192]

Went to Lilly's, asked for the "little one".

Maybe I'm missing something in the post, but I definitely got a little (short) lady.

Unfortunately, she was not quite what I was hoping for.

At least in her 50's, ugly and quite pudgy.

Is this the little one?

I hope not.

I give her props though, she finally made it HappEn after about 20 minutes (literally).

She was not a fan of the shot placement however, which most of us would call Money!

Hahahahaha.

Anyhow, if that's the little one, I won't ever go back.

I need something quite a bit more substantial in the looks / body department.

Unfortunate. Was thinking about going there after the "little one" review and after being waved off Brecksville.

Even the last review for Strongsville was underwhelming.

Hmmmmm.

[Gabe Kotter]

Went to Lilly's, asked for the "little one".

Maybe I'm missing something in the post, but I definitely got a little (short) lady.

Unfortunately, she was not quite what I was hoping for.

At least in her 50's, ugly and quite pudgy.

Is this the little one?

I hope not.

I give her props though, she finally made it HappEn after about 20 minutes (literally).

She was not a fan of the shot placement however, which most of us would call Money!

Hahahahaha.

Anyhow, if that's the little one, I won't ever go back.

I need something quite a bit more substantial in the looks / body department.

My last 4-5 trips over the last month have been to Lilly's. A few good looking providers there.

I ask for the "little one". She can't be over 4'8, and very cute. Gets on the table for most of the massage.

Standard rates, 60 tip. HE everytime I've been here. Roaming allowed if not encouraged.

Stay Safe.

BAX.

[Member #6192]

You won't like it.

While I'm appreciative of the response, could you elaborate at all? Unattractive? Legit? Asking too much? Thanks.

[Member #6192]

I opened the door and could smell cigarette smoke. One of the least desirable momasons I have ever seen greated me at the door. All the floors are wood there was a very loud man talking in Asian Jibrish outside my door during the entire session. Every time someone walked around it sounded like there were crashing through the floor. Weak mostly elbo massage then a flip and right to my little budy with no oil. I had to stop her from tearing my foreskin soaked him in loation all night.

Yup, they haven't rotated talent ever I think. I walked in a few weeks ago and saw the usual suspects. I said your BP add says new management new girls. They were like those are only random girls pics on BP. I just turned around and walked out.

Thanks for the report; good to know not to waste my time again.

[HungryEye]

Same with me. I really like her but to much drama. Was also a long drive from Willoughby.

The quide is a wealth of information if you look. Below is a review dated 12-2-10 post #198 and her history with a lot of us goes back even farther than 2010. She'll never change, take the time to read through the older post you can start at #198 and read through today. The more you know her the less you will like her. Read through the reviews and draw your own conclusions, but one thing for sure never turn your back or trust her. I know some of us can tell you some less than stellar story's.

12-02-10 17:01 #198.

Jayster78.

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My previous post.

A friend said he took a chance on raquel. Less than stellar reports, unless you aren't picky about looks. Definitely open-minded and budget friendly, though possibly some issues with pills and needles.

He does not recommend, due primarily to appearances (thin, big fake breasts, but FAR from pretty).

Be safe.

[Stamina Jim]

AMP at Skiff and Vine. YMMV.

Ooh! I may have to check this one out. Got a name of the place? Need to search for reviews or something.

[Select7]

Thanks for the reply. Yeah, a lot around Warrensville but not sure of the quality or safety either. I'll keep looking but its like finding a needle in a haystack.

AMP at Skiff and Vine. YMMV.

[CyberFilly]

Has anyone ever been here? Is it knew? Will likely be in that area tomorrow. http://cleveland.backpage.com/Therap...-5199/35006013.

You won't like it.

[CyberFilly]

I opened the door and could smell cigarette smoke. One of the least desirable momasons I have ever seen greated me at the door. All the floors are wood there was a very loud man talking in Asian Jibrish outside my door during the entire session. Every time someone walked around it sounded like there were crashing through the floor. Weak mostly elbo massage then a flip and right to my little budy with no oil. I had to stop her from tearing my foreskin soaked him in loation all night.

[Stamina Jim]

Seems like there a lot of choices in Warrensville Heights. I don't know about the quality of them though, since I'm far west side. Not too many choices out this way, since it seems like the airport and the zoo area are popular.

Thanks for the reply. Yeah, a lot around Warrensville but not sure of the quality or safety either. I'll keep looking but its like finding a needle in a haystack.