Massage Parlor Reports

**Keepinitclean** · 05-16-17 18:35

So after 6 or 7 weeks I finally found a free late afternoon to get out but the place in Franklin was the closest I had tine for. I went even though I struck out the one time I went. I got there and a girls is in the front and says I'll have to wait an hr.

Fuck there's goes my time, only option is Columbus and now I only got 30 mins.

I got the same women as before. She'll let you. Do whatever and seems fun but her technique blows. It's your damn job lady. How am I better at it than you? I'd never go if I wasn't so desperate at this point.

This is why you'll almost never see me TOFTT, I only get 10-12 shots a year at this. Huge bummer when you strike out and have to wait a month.

**RedFox2120** · 05-16-17 17:07

Originally Posted by Monsignor [View Original Post]

I've been to north shadeland 3 times, and never failed to leave "happy", so it's certainly no Massage Envy if that's your definition of legit. On the other hand, I've never been able to go beyond sliding my hand down the therapists pants to grab her bare ass while she's finishing the job. No other UTC roaming allowed, at least for me. BTW, my provider was the silver haired girl each time. I seem to recall that others may have received a higher level of service from others there.

I've been here a couple of times and most girls have the same rules. No going in pants or under. Last one I was able to feel some Asian apples but nothing too crazy.

**Monsignor** · 05-16-17 13:38

In the interests of posting useful information, I submit the following. Enjoy your decrypting.

If you go off to see the wizard, you'll likely be disappointed if you are looking for Dorothy, but you'll land happpily back in Kansas in the end. UTC roaming a definite, more a possibility. $100- $150 total damage.

If watching the morning sun come up is your thing, you can also get a full moon and all that implies, if you are lucky and pick the right provider. An expensive option but worth it. $150+.

If you venture to Castleton you can have a Dandy time, although for most, just short of being as happy as it's POSSIBLE To be. If you are nice to her this petite provider will give you almost everything you want, and if you REALLY nice you can remove the almost. $120+.

Should you be lucky enough to Partake in a little Thai MOON shine, you won't be disappointed in the taste or the texture. Total satisfaction is possible but only for a lucky few. A little expensive but you won't regret the outlay. $150+.

You can enjoy the little flowers on east 71st, but your pleasure will not extend past a typical AMP ending. $100 total damage.

If you visit the Scrubs you will receive a very professional service with a standard ending to the visit. $100 total damage.

Relaxing under the Unlucky Shade tree will probably result in a turn of good luck but you won't hit the jackpot. $100 total damage.

Should decide to play Black Jack, you might not hit 21 on your first visit, but the dealer will certainly show you her cards. Hitting 21 here is possible I think, if you are willing to a Ben plus half again.

Full service at H. Enough said. $120-150 total damage.

At the muffler shop you can get your pipes inspected up close and personal; the mechanic will let you give a close inspection of her toolbox. $100-150 total damage.

If you go NIghtNIght on 71st, you won't get much sleep but you will get to watch a full moon and taste the provider. Full service provably available. $120-$150 total damage.

All reports based on 1 hour and standard price of $60. Total is inclusive of massage.

**JamesHunt76** · 05-16-17 12:51

Birthday bonus? Anyone ever gotten Ruby to take her slippers off completely? Usually the door is cracked. And pants make taking them off difficult.

**Morgan6016** · 05-16-17 12:07

Was going to do some FISHing but ended up LANDING in Oz. I did not see the RUBY slippers, But I did see something else ruby red that were as big as pacifiers. Nice clean quiet place. Althought the Sound of Silence is still stuck in my head. Everything was massaged thouroghly. My new favorite. Sorry, but I won't even give a hint of the girls name somewhere in this report.

**AMPHunter007** · 05-16-17 10:42

Originally Posted by Jeff0708 [View Original Post]

I followed the yellow brick road all the way from South Bend today on a business trip to find the ruby slippers. I opted for the one hour session the girl was a 7/10 the English was pretty good. The massage was very good, on the flip straight to business. I was able to openly examine the perfectly shaped trophies. Then I stopped and thought why not try for a 4 hand. Usually in South Bend I have a spot that allows me to do that midway through the session. To my surprise she obliged and requested the tip for two up front. Let's just say it was one of my better experiences I was able to get all the trophies out to thoroughly examine them and to my surprise they both did some examining themselves this is usually unheard of where I'm from let alone getting them out to check out. I will definitely repeat the next time I'm in this area!!

H or O exam?

**Jeff0708** · 05-15-17 23:55

I followed the yellow brick road all the way from South Bend today on a business trip to find the ruby slippers. I opted for the one hour session the girl was a 7/10 the English was pretty good. The massage was very good, on the flip straight to business. I was able to openly examine the perfectly shaped trophies. Then I stopped and thought why not try for a 4 hand. Usually in South Bend I have a spot that allows me to do that midway through the session. To my surprise she obliged and requested the tip for two up front. Let's just say it was one of my better experiences I was able to get all the trophies out to thoroughly examine them and to my surprise they both did some examining themselves this is usually unheard of where I'm from let alone getting them out to check out. I will definitely repeat the next time I'm in this area!!

**GreatPretender** · 05-15-17 14:16

Originally Posted by Monsignor [View Original Post]

I've been to north shadeland 3 times, and never failed to leave "happy", so it's certainly no Massage Envy if that's your definition of legit. On the other hand, I've never been able to go beyond sliding my hand down the therapists pants to grab her bare ass while she's finishing the job. No other UTC roaming allowed, at least for me. BTW, my provider was the silver haired girl each time. I seem to recall that others may have received a higher level of service from others there.

Everything happen to align and I found myself at north shadeland yesterday afternoon. Figured I might have the place to myself since a lot of you all were forced to behave on Mother's Day, and I was right. Did the 60 minutes and had the place to myself the entire time. The silver haired girl took my house fee and she sent in someone else to work me over. Excellent massage from a girl that said she was new, not a looker by any means but passable English skills and pleasant enough. Excellent massage followed by standard finish, . 6 + . 4, clean up was extra thorough and meticulous.

**MrTobuku** · 05-14-17 23:34

Hello fellow mongers I took a trip up north to day too see the ruby slippers. And hear to say it was amazing meet the big chested girl I took the 30 min. Massage was great on the flip she knew what I wanted, very slow and nice and yes if you play your cards right those puppies do come out total damage 80.

**Indiguy** · 05-14-17 22:28

Originally Posted by Scup1958 [View Original Post]

http://www.wellness.com/dir/1219842/...ippers-day-spa

I hope CiCi is still working there by the time I get to Connecticut.

When you finally arrive, you will be ready to Relax.

**Scup1958** · 05-14-17 20:03

Originally Posted by Monsignor [View Original Post]

This has been stated multiple times. Think RUBY slippers. FCS, all it takes beyond that is a simple google search

http://www.wellness.com/dir/1219842/...ippers-day-spa

I hope CiCi is still working there by the time I get to Connecticut.

**Monsignor** · 05-14-17 09:52

Originally Posted by RunForGold [View Original Post]

Yesterday, I went to the North Shadeland Ave, AMP location, first time, as I have my other favorites, but was looking for something different, a new challenge. I drew a lady, probably mid 30's, Malaysian, had been there three days and had arrived from New York, Queens. 7-8/10, not cheap looking, dressed in blue medical scrubs, and spoke reasonable, conversational English, and seemed educated. Now, I have been in the monger business some 20 years, so I can read most providers, this one was different, her name was 'Joyce'. The hour massage was magnificent, her attempt at a non asked for HE was a failure, but she felt badly about it, seriously. Coming from Queens, the mecca of massage parlors, and not being able to finish the job or not allowing utc roaming of any kind, was something I haven't experienced in a long time. She was personable, friendly, and really a nice lady. There was no conflict between us. My query to you fellow mongers who have visited this AMP in the past, is this more of a legit location or should I return for another try, as she hoped I would. A PM would be most appreciated.

I've been to north shadeland 3 times, and never failed to leave "happy", so it's certainly no Massage Envy if that's your definition of legit. On the other hand, I've never been able to go beyond sliding my hand down the therapists pants to grab her bare ass while she's finishing the job. No other UTC roaming allowed, at least for me. BTW, my provider was the silver haired girl each time. I seem to recall that others may have received a higher level of service from others there.

**Monsignor** · 05-13-17 22:37

Originally Posted by RunForGold [View Original Post]

I am pretty good about deciphering codes, but just tell me where 'Oz' is.

This has been stated multiple times. Think RUBY slippers. FCS, all it takes beyond that is a simple google search or a knowledge of local spa names.

I personally thought jump street was obvious, as in "21 Jump Street" a fox network drama from the 80's. Most of the code names are pretty weak and generally easy to figure out, if you're from around here and been in the hobby for awhile. Otherwise they probably do serve to keep the dilettantes at bay. . I do find myself using them (ref my previous post).

**RunForGold** · 05-13-17 21:42

Originally Posted by Nimda2 [View Original Post]

I have resisted saying anything in the past out of fear that A2 will slap me around but since a few of you guys have brought it up I thought I would share my thoughts on the codes.

The codes can be somewhat humorous but that is about the only good thing I can say about them.

The problem with the codes is that some of them don't make any sense. The ones that do make sense are pretty easy to figure out. Some require a bit of history with the board to understand but what really bothers me is when someone wants to come up with a new code and it is just plain crap.

I will offer a couple of examples:

1. "21 Jump Street" = 21st and Franklin Rd. So the 21 part is pretty straightforward as that is obviously 21st street but WTF is "Jump Street" suppose to indicate? Hop, Leap, Skip? What does "Jump Street" have to do with Franklin Road? Stupid clue that can't be solved.

2. "The Tonight Show" = Carson Ave. The dude who first discovered this place wanted to be the one to give it a code and so he comes up with "The Tonight Show" and his clue was: "The previous LOCATION of the tonight show". And so we do the research to figure out where the tonight show use to be located. New York, Chicago, LA? But then we find out that instead of the previous LOCATION, the clue should have been the previous HOST of the tonight show. "LOCATION" vs "HOST" not exactly the same thing so this code was screwed up from the beginning and unsolvable.

All in all just a waste of time trying to figure out what the code is for some of the AMPs. If you guys want to keep using the codes, that's fine with me, just please think about it a little and then think again to make sure what your telling us is relevant to everyone and not just you and your pet cat.

I am pretty good about deciphering codes, but just tell me where 'Oz' is.

**RunForGold** · 05-13-17 21:34

Yesterday, I went to the North Shadeland Ave. , AMP location, first time, as I have my other favorites, but was looking for something different, a new challenge. I drew a lady, probably mid 30's, Malaysian, had been there three days and had arrived from New York, Queens. 7-8/10, not cheap looking, dressed in blue medical scrubs, and spoke reasonable, conversational English, and seemed educated. Now, I have been in the monger business some 20 years, so I can read most providers, this one was different, her name was 'Joyce'. The hour massage was magnificent, her attempt at a non asked for HE was a failure, but she felt badly about it, seriously. Coming from Queens, the mecca of massage parlors, and not being able to finish the job or not allowing utc roaming of any kind, was something I haven't experienced in a long time. She was personable, friendly, and really a nice lady. There was no conflict between us. My query to you fellow mongers who have visited this AMP in the past, is this more of a legit location or should I return for another try, as she hoped I would. A PM would be most appreciated.