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**Memahu** · 05-20-17 05:29

Originally Posted by Pretender311 [View Original Post]

To the monger this afternoon who decided to barge in while I was getting a TS with Shiny, you're a jackass. Literally overheard this guy ask one of the girls, "That's the shower?" Shiny instantly yells out "somebody is showering right now! Dude barges in anyways and exclaims "ooh somebody is in there!

Yeah no shit Sherlock. Hope you enjoyed the the view of my junk! I'm sure it's not somebody on this board as they should know better. But, def not a cool feeling.

Was that Mr. Bean or Urkel? Did he say, "Did I do that?

**Mongerholic** · 05-18-17 00:30

Originally Posted by JennaDean [View Original Post]

Aloha and please excuse me but I have to put this out there because apparently this is a rule that should seem like common sense but it's not to some. This is for you young and new mongers mainly, just because you know where a provider is hosting or staying DOES NOT GIVE YOU THE RIGHT TO POP UP AT HER DOOR AT 1:30 AM. If it's not an AMP it's NOT OK. Indie providers and AMP providers host differently. Think about it please. Use safety people you don't know if the provider has someone in their room or is staying with them. Some have "security " don't put yourself in a unwanted situation just for 10 minutes of pleasure. Please people for the love of life use be safe out there. That's all thank you.

Sweetheart,

I totally agree with you, but not every monger out there is rationale. The fact that some mongers are wired differently definitely creates a dangerous situation. Indie providers like yourselves should continue to use their street smarts and steer clear of those guys who display obsessive behavior and stalking tendencies. The profession exposes the provider to these dangers. Perhaps change location of incall frequently, block weirdos calls, idk. Good luck and stay safe!

M.

**JennaDean** · 05-17-17 17:13

Aloha and please excuse me but I have to put this out there because apparently this is a rule that should seem like common sense but it's not to some. This is for you young and new mongers mainly, just because you know where a provider is hosting or staying DOES NOT GIVE YOU THE RIGHT TO POP UP AT HER DOOR AT 1:30 AM. If it's not an AMP it's NOT OK. Indie providers and AMP providers host differently. Think about it please. Use safety people you don't know if the provider has someone in their room or is staying with them. Some have "security " don't put yourself in a unwanted situation just for 10 minutes of pleasure. Please people for the love of life use be safe out there. That's all thank you.

**JennaDean** · 05-17-17 16:15

Aloha and please excuse me but I have to put this out there because apparently this is a rule that should seem like common sense but it's not to some. This is for you young and new mongers mainly, just because you know where a provider is hosting or staying DOES NOT GIVE YOU THE RIGHT TO POP UP AT HER DOOR AT 1:30 AM. If it's not an AMP it's NOT OK. Indie providers and AMP providers host differently. Think about it please. Use safety people you don't know if the provider has someone in their room or is staying with them. Some have "security " don't put yourself in a unwanted situation just for 10 minutes of pleasure. Please people for the love of life use be safe out there. That's all thank you.

**SureYourRight** · 05-14-17 15:33

Originally Posted by LittleDickie [View Original Post]

Everyone has different taste. Your idea of a great ass is probably not the same as mine. Same is true for face, tits, legs, etc.

I don't mind the different taste, I just hate reports that try to sell a bony girl as fit. This isn't about bwww preference or curves preference or whatever preference just call a spade a spade. Would you guys call me out if I tried to sell Sasha at Happiness as a 36 D cup?

**Lonely Smiles** · 05-14-17 15:00

Originally Posted by LittleDickie [View Original Post]

Everyone has different taste. Your idea of a great ass is probably not the same as mine. Same is true for face, tits, legs, etc.

Different opinions on the internet? I am shocked! Shocked! lol

Back in college they taught me that everyone in the world thinks the same way. Or, maybe it was the opposite. Didn't pay enough attention.

Imo, some guys like petite flat pancake ass. Other guys like suffocating cottage cheese ass. And everyone else falls somewhere in between. I'm not really dogmatic about my appreciation of the female anatomy, like try different flavors. One of my all time favorites was "petite as can be" little Chinese Sara back at Empire. And I also really enjoy full figured providers like Nara and Muni.

**HiPickle** · 05-14-17 14:44

Originally Posted by LittleDickie [View Original Post]

Everyone has different taste. Your idea of a great ass is probably not the same as mine. Same is true for face, tits, legs, etc.

Many here like "meat on the bones", or curvy. I see chunky monkey. I'm glad we all have different tastes though.

**Little Dickie** · 05-14-17 14:13

Originally Posted by SureYourRight [View Original Post]

The majority of you guys have no idea what a great ass looks or feels like, yet you claim every girl here has one.

I know I'm not the only guy who has been disappointed time and time again.

Everyone has different taste. Your idea of a great ass is probably not the same as mine. Same is true for face, tits, legs, etc.

**ClintonPortis** · 05-13-17 18:45

Originally Posted by SureYourRight [View Original Post]

The majority of you guys have no idea what a great ass looks or feels like, yet you claim every girl here has one.

I know I'm not the only guy who has been disappointed time and time again.

That might be the trend, along with BBBW's and "curvy" girls being worshiped, but those badonkadonks do nothing for me.

My favorite kind of ass is hourglass but petite with a good balance of muscle and a little bit of fat as well, with nice tight tan skin, and of course a perfect thigh gap.

**SureYourRight** · 05-11-17 04:52

The majority of you guys have no idea what a great ass looks or feels like, yet you claim every girl here has one.

I know I'm not the only guy who has been disappointed time and time again.

**Bulgogi Boy** · 05-10-17 17:02

Originally Posted by BotoMoco [View Original Post]

Sad to see these two bruddahs got banned for arguing about who said what and calling each other on it. Totally not worth it. Some things are better left unsaid and let it go. I can see their points but totally not worth losing membership over. We should be sharing information and helping each other out. I personally never got quoted below 300 and sure would've liked to PM the brother who did to get some tips and referrals but too late now. Have fun boys because its all in the game.

All these bozos had to do was move it to this thread. A2 must be shaking his head, wondering why we have so many idiots here.

**KublaiKhan** · 05-05-17 15:35

Originally Posted by Ananab [View Original Post]

CS,

Sorry, I actually am a little more confused after reading your clarification.

When you state: ". If it is a massage with HE, or more, it is pretty simple; it should be classified as a "Massage Therapist". ".

You go on to say: ". If more occurs, it might be classified as a "Massage Parlor".

Sooooo, if "more" occurs, where should the post go? "Massage Therapist" or "Massage Parlor"?

Personally I think if a post deals with an AMP it should go in the massage parlor thread. More specifically, most of the AMPs in town have their own dedicated thread. So reports on Happiness, Rejuve, or Dream can be reported on threads managed by forum members and not admin. The massage parlor thread is a holdover which we Honolulu mongers have modified. Most other city forums aren't as organized as we are. There are a few massage parlors that are new or don't have a huge following so reporting them in the massage parlor thread is appropriate.

Massage therapists should be reported in the massage therapist thread (those not affiliated with an AMP and provide a professional or semi professional massage service). HE may be common, but not FS. Massage services that are legit and non sexual should go in the legit massage thread.

So in summation: if it's an established "brothel" where massages may occur, put it in the massage parlor thread. If it's a report of an indie or legit massage establishment where extras occur, put it in the massage therapist thread. If it's a report on a therapist or massage business where no monkey business occurs it belongs in the legit thread.

**MisoHoney808** · 05-05-17 15:25

Originally Posted by Ananab [View Original Post]

CS,

Sorry, I actually am a little more confused after reading your clarification.

When you state: ". If it is a massage with HE, or more, it is pretty simple; it should be classified as a "Massage Therapist". ".

You go on to say: ". If more occurs, it might be classified as a "Massage Parlor".

Sooooo, if "more" occurs, where should the post go? "Massage Therapist" or "Massage Parlor"?

To me, if your main purpose of the visit is to bust a nut you're probably at a Massage Parlor where the girls will give little to no massage whatsoever. Granted there are some girls who are exceptions, but they are definitely not the norm at these types of establishments.

If you're visiting a massage therapist, you're looking for a more therapeutic massage: deep tissue, Thai, etc etc with a HE release. If you not looking for the HE, you would be posting in the Legit Massage section. Just my two cents.

**Ananab** · 05-05-17 12:47

Originally Posted by KublaiKhan [View Original Post]

You forgot the thread "legit massage. " I guess that would be strictly therapeutic (I. E. , no HE, no mutual touching).

CS,

Sorry, I actually am a little more confused after reading your clarification.

When you state: ". If it is a massage with HE, or more, it is pretty simple; it should be classified as a "Massage Therapist". ".

You go on to say: ". If more occurs, it might be classified as a "Massage Parlor".

Sooooo, if "more" occurs, where should the post go? "Massage Therapist" or "Massage Parlor"?

**KublaiKhan** · 05-04-17 03:11

Originally Posted by CloeStone [View Original Post]

One of the major problems with these forums are all the newbies and mis-classifications of putting things where they do not belong.

This is a re-clarificatoin of a post made in "Massage Parlors" Thread".

Century Center Thai Massage locations are not Massage Parlors. Don't get me wrong, there are Massage Parlors (AMP's) in CC, but the Thai establishments are based on massage and should be placed in the thread for "Massage Therapists". Let's try to get on the same page here!

If we continue to create new thread every time there is a new place or a consolidation of resources to create a new place, we are feeding into the deception.

What are we looking for? If it is a massage with HE, or more, it is pretty simple; it should be classified as a "Massage Therapist". If more occurs, it might be classified as a "Massage Parlor"?

If we are looking for a good massage with or without HE, let's focus on the thread titled "Massage Therapists". Why complicate a simple process! Let's work together here!

There are also threads for "Escorts", which are mostly independent potentially complicated.

Quick recap:

Massage Parlors = AMP's.

Massage Therapists = a good massage with, or without HE.

Independents = Backpage / Craigslist Escorts and Massage.

Let's try to help each other and the providers and stop complicating matters!

My 2 cents.

CS.

You forgot the thread "legit massage. " I guess that would be strictly therapeutic (I. E. , no HE, no mutual touching).