USA Adult Classifieds: Advertiser Reviews

**Ciborican** · 05-16-17 19:23

Originally Posted by LilDebbie [View Original Post]

Thanks hunny! I'm very happy you decided to stay for the hh.

Let me start with an apology for piggy backing of this report. I had a wonderful dream last Thursday with littledebbie and I was very glad that even know that I was a little hesitant since you can't see her face on her ad. Normally I will not try to set up a dream if I don't see their face so I can make sure is the right dream provider. After the regular LEO check it came the hug with a little LOL, then move in to the dream room where the DFK started, followed by her starting a nice BBBJ with some attention to the twins. After that I return the favor with some DATY by the way very juicy and sweet. We then went for some mish, cg, and finished with a rcg. Once I woke up from the dream she handled me a warm cloth to clean up. We chat for a little bit and on my way I went. Definitely if giving the chance again will go back for another dream.

**RatPack21** · 05-16-17 16:39

http://usaadultclassifieds.info/clas...with-mine.html

Greatest picture ever! Totally got me intrigued. Someone on this board even vouched and said she was a regular stop. In my dream, I emailed her. She said she was the gal in the pic. So I drive across town to say hi. On the way there, I ask if her prices are flat rate. That's when I hear about the "enhanced sessions" that she neglects to mention in the add. Mo' money. Strike 1. She looks fit as hell, so I still go. Knock on the door and, although amazingly friendly, is completely not the girl in the pics. Strike 2. I politely excuse myself and leave. She then texts me to say I could have at least done a 15-minute session, which she doesn't even advertise. Strike 3. She mis-repped her appearance (I know, most of them do).

Ladies. I don't care what you charge, just deliver on the promise.

**AncientOne** · 05-16-17 13:25

I dreamt that I saw a new advertiser on USA but also on BP, caught my attention because she is Latina! Nice apartment off Sand Lake Road, clean, safe. Parking could be an issue but I was there at an off hour so no problem. Good phone voice, professional, couple of texts back and forth and that's the way I like my SP's to handle business! The pics are accurate! Face is blurred but she is beautiful with a kicking body. Mid 30's from Colombia! Opted for the 30 minute massage and she actually has massage skills or at least above average. Gave awesome attention to the boys and butt pre flip and finished off showing some above average hand skills. She is either shy or her english skills make her quiet but who needs idle chatter anyway. Massage table with clean sheets too! Guess I could have taken a shower but she uses quality cream sparingly that did not leave me feeling greased up. Pretty sure I am the first to review, she says she is new in town and therefore no reviews yet. The ONLY issue I have is that I have massage gals that I pay 1 - 1. 2 for 45 minutes / hour so in comparison, she is pricey BUT maybe worth it based upon her good looks and nice body. Great legs! Would repeat this dream!

http://usaadultclassifieds.info/clas...l-Outcall.html

**Just Cruzin** · 05-16-17 05:28

Oh yeah, I have fond memories of sitting in that chair during a few of the best sessions ever. I bet JG's friend may be quite busy right now.

JC

Originally Posted by BuffGuy111 [View Original Post]

If Jersey is putting her name on something it's got to be good to go. Damn she is already pictured on that special chair Jersey keeps LOL. She does look yummy!

BG111.

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**SabrinaT** · 05-15-17 14:57

Originally Posted by WheelRod [View Original Post]

Had my first (and by no means last!) visit with Sabrina yesterday. Everything that has been said about her is true. You are really put at ease and will have a good time. Awesome provider, awesome person. And the massage is good! I overworked my neck and shoulders at the gym and left her place feeling much better. There's nothing more I can add that hasn't been said multiple times before by so many others.

Thank you Hun! I'm real glad you enjoyed your visit and that I could make you feel better and relaxed!

Don't forget to stretch before the gym hehe.

Looking forward to seeing you again soon!

Sabrina T.

**Yankee Doodle** · 05-15-17 14:05

This is a work of fiction. Any resemblance yada, yada, yada.

It was another long, hot, dry day in Mouseburg, no rain anywhere. Everything has wilted except my dick! Haven't been mongering due to poverty, except suddenly the Eagle drops a big surprise shit! Now there is some money left at the end of the month, instead of the other way around. I am looking at all escorts, even high- end, cost be damned! Well, not quite. But I'm not going to Backpage, I shall support the ladies on our sister site. There are 2 that I have seen and reviewed, now, I'm not looking at rates, I am looking at beauty, body and services. I have four that are ringing my bells, can ya hear the ding-a-lings? Two are quite a ways from me, and one doesn't have any available time till tomorrow. Who the hell wants it tomorrow? I want it now. Like in the next hour, the time it takes to drive, and my little healthy herbal supplement to kick in. The fucking fickle finger of fate has landed on Sexy Abigail, and we are off the the races! Well, off to her incall, which turns out to be a well-known no-tell called Gee Knee Va. Very nice on phone, then at the exact correct time, I receive the text to go to room 18! Holy cow, there is a drop dead gorgeous lady in a black dress walking up to the door numbered 18. She looks like right out of a real estate office, a bank, somplace fancy. Suddenly I think it is a Hollywood production called Doodle's Affair, where the lovers are to have a rondy-voo. Looked like the Presy-dental Suite to me, I turned the air on, she dimmed the lights.

If at this point in the story, you are tired of my bull shit and want to find out if Doodle does the diddle, the answer is yes! If you want to hear some more juicy info, she did not have any panty lines, 'cause she wasn't wearing any. Says its cooler. I showed her a few tokens of my appreciation for her time, and we went right to DFK. Pretty good, the black dress fell to the floor, and she let me unlatch the double barreled slingshot, and set the puppies free! She calls herself BUSTY, all natural, and I won't argue the words, but I think they were a C+, but not a D. In any case, a nice handful, for some oral attention. Moving to 69, she is clean, shaved, and when treated nice, does a combo moan / purr / giggle. Its a great sound to hear. BBBJ. Then lotion, a cover, and a few positions, gently as she had sprained an arm, but did not detract from the main event. I believe that some avenues are two- way, but some should be one way exit only, so I did not mention Greece. To Doodle, nothing beats mish with DFK, and cumming a bucketfull.

A nice pleasant few minutes catching my breath, learning a few things about her. We had agreed on an hour and multiple pops were available, she tried, but little Doodle was not able at that time to find wood. We had reached the top of the hour, so we returned to earth clothes, and went to the door. A nice kiss goodbye and she said, "I hope to see you again. ".

I didn't answer. I did a sudden replay of the past 60 minutoes. As the BBBJ started, she said, "Don't cum in my mouth. " Damn, there went that 2nd cup, STRIKE ONE! Several of my favs swollow, and do it for a fraction of this one. Just as we were getting dressed, I asked for a no-face titty picture on cell phone, and got a flat no. STRIKE TWO. I am 2 Bennys lighter. YMMV. We pause now for station identification.

**BigStudOrl** · 05-15-17 13:56

Just to reiterate what JC posted I had a near identical dream with skylar in altamonte. There are some untrue assumptions being made on the BP review so wanted to toss my 2 cents in as well. Prompt and thoughtful texting led me to a familiar but even more discreet area near 434/ monty rd. She is jenn cici tight. Proper lube and patients to get me in but wow the rcg and cg were faaaantastic. YMMV but assuming the story is legit she is a nice little blonde spinner. She needs help finishing her rent balance so you can get a quick reply for a timely dream at a reasonable rate. No greek no cim. Probably won't last long. Donations in ad.

**Analyze** · 05-15-17 11:19

http://usaadultclassifieds.info/clas...-Kaitlyn-.html

Finally had the opportunity to meet Kaitlyn.

Very easy on the eyes and her tits are just begging to be caressed.

Her kitty is sweet and fresh.

She wills greet you with a hug and LK.

The K9 is just a nice view of her nice and firm ass.

All covered but she handles the flute very well with the cover.

Will see her again.

**BuffGuy111** · 05-15-17 11:09

Originally Posted by Bobby712 [View Original Post]

Wow this chick looks good.

If she has the same service as Jersey.

I am sold. What you guys think.

http://usaadultclassifieds.info/clas...ls-BaeBee.html

If Jersey is putting her name on something it's got to be good to go. Damn she is already pictured on that special chair Jersey keeps LOL. She does look yummy!

BG111.

**Frenchified** · 05-15-17 06:19

On Friday I booked the ultimate package with the new girl lacy because from the looks of her picture she had a great body. Well her body is really nice, her face meh. She was a really cool chick easy to talk to and very friendly. The massage itself wasn't that great but that's ok. I was told that the ultimate package was f / s massage. That never ended up happening so I ended up over paying in the end and she asked for a tip. Don't get me wrong I did have fun just felt like I got a little ripped off in the end and she asked for a tip. I am almost embarrassed to put how much I paid. Will I repeat I doubt it just for the fact I didn't get what I paid for.

http://usaadultclassifieds.info/clas...iscounts-.html

**MotoMadman** · 05-15-17 00:06

Originally Posted by Kevinusa1 [View Original Post]

At this place are you supposed to tip on top of their menu price?

The ad clearly states "Plus and Premium packages are flat rates", meaning it includes the tip. This doesn't mean that one of them won't try to solicit a tip, if they feel they went the "extra mile" to make you happy.

**Kevinusa1** · 05-14-17 12:52

Originally Posted by MotoMadman [View Original Post]

I got to meet the newest girl at Delarosa yesterday, Lacy. She is the girl in the pic, a tall-ish, very slender babe with very nice B's and a small but very nice ass! She gives a very nice and soothing massage. She is easy to talk to, with a friendly personality. After the flip, I enjoyed a very nice and sensual HE. Let me be clear; I did not receive or ask for FS, nor was it offered. I got exactly what I was looking for. I will definitely be repeating, at least until my favorite honey Eve is back on the schedule! Give Lacy a shot, and I think you'll enjoy your time with her!

http://usaadultclassifieds.info/clas...iscounts-.html

At this place are you supposed to tip on top of their menu price?

**MarinaGfe** · 05-14-17 10:59

Originally Posted by Laope [View Original Post]

What a great start of a weekend dreaming with Marina. Always feels like visiting and old girl friend.

GFE is and understatement. Will be definitely repeating.

Thank you so much I smile everytime I see you text because I know I am in for some fun.

**PeaceLover1305** · 05-14-17 10:36

I'm always there for a good cause. Will out her back to my list. 👍.

Originally Posted by JustCruzin [View Original Post]

Saw a few posts on Skylar, but not any that said they did a session with her. Her pics didn't look bad, text her with the standard questions, "Do you have any reviews anywhere?" No reviews, still curious, so I decided to TOFT. Pics are accurate, a little spinner, A cup with eraser nips, clean and coherent and does hold a good conversation. Her incall is safe and clean, don't let the area give you any worries. I have been in her neighborhood many times with no issues. Her situation is like a lot of ladies on her, single mom trying to make ends meet, in between jobs etc. Says she does this time to time to get caught up on bills. Of course, I am always happy to donate to the cause. The session itself was above average. She started off with a nice massage and I reciprocated. IMHO she is quite experienced in the art of giving great head, paying a lot of attention to the boys, great hand, mouth and pressure technique. She says she will do BBBJ but prefers covered. I am thinking not a big fan of precum I guess. Or maybe it was just my precum since it was one of those times where I had enough to shampoo a buffalo. She is tiny and tight, but does lube up quite well and getting into mish was easy. She does get into the session from mish, to doggies where some PSE started and finished with RCG. Yes, quite the site, seeing her little spinner body, or should I say tight pussy jack hammering my rod until I couldn't hold back and let loose in the cover. Until I can confirm with a second visit, this is a YMMV, but recommended. Nice young lady trying to do the right thing. As always, any questions you can PM me.

http://usaadultclassifieds.info/clas...-SpInNeR-.html

**Just Cruzin** · 05-14-17 08:25

Saw a few posts on Skylar, but not any that said they did a session with her. Her pics didn't look bad, text her with the standard questions, "Do you have any reviews anywhere?" No reviews, still curious, so I decided to TOFT. Pics are accurate, a little spinner, A cup with eraser nips, clean and coherent and does hold a good conversation. Her incall is safe and clean, don't let the area give you any worries. I have been in her neighborhood many times with no issues. Her situation is like a lot of ladies on her, single mom trying to make ends meet, in between jobs etc. Says she does this time to time to get caught up on bills. Of course, I am always happy to donate to the cause. The session itself was above average. She started off with a nice massage and I reciprocated. IMHO she is quite experienced in the art of giving great head, paying a lot of attention to the boys, great hand, mouth and pressure technique. She says she will do BBBJ but prefers covered. I am thinking not a big fan of precum I guess. Or maybe it was just my precum since it was one of those times where I had enough to shampoo a buffalo. She is tiny and tight, but does lube up quite well and getting into mish was easy. She does get into the session from mish, to doggies where some PSE started and finished with RCG. Yes, quite the site, seeing her little spinner body, or should I say tight pussy jack hammering my rod until I couldn't hold back and let loose in the cover. Until I can confirm with a second visit, this is a YMMV, but recommended. Nice young lady trying to do the right thing. As always, any questions you can PM me.

http://usaadultclassifieds.info/clas...-SpInNeR-.html