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05-19-17 14:58 #9913Senior Member

Posts: 106Massage Pro
New to the area and due to sticker shock went to Massage Pro. Should've checked here first. Legit, no extras, the therapist was quite old and not very good. She kept doing these short, jerky strokes, and moving around a lot. I got the full hour but it felt rushed. The worst part was the table had this strange jelly ring you put your face on. The slightest perspiration and it felt awkward. The tables are wide, which was nice, decent padding. The table shower was at the end. She cleaned everything but again, no extras. There was a younger, prettier woman walking around but I didn't get a chance to ask her name. Down in Atlanta, where I'm from, you can get a great massage for. 5 or. 6. My sympathy goes out to everyone paying. 7+.
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05-18-17 23:50 #9912Banned Member

Posts: 392RTC on Sunset, Reston
Went in for a relaxing lunch after working out. Needed a shower and a massage. Past experience here a year ago was not good. Old provider that smelled of smoke. Should have left.
This time, was met by friendly attractive K woman. Not old. Not young. Can't really tell. But very nice. Opted for TS and 1 hour. . 8 for H & . 6 tip. Nice TS. Plenty attention paid to clean everything. Massage not so good. No technique. . "could not do hard" . "you need man to do. " LOL. So I flipped and we played. Top off. Nice B's. No price negotiations. "you take care of me?" Std NOVA ending. Plus nice limited conversation and NO rush. I was the one that said time is up, I got to go. I think it was a long boring day for her and she enjoyed talking afterwards.
Will repeat.
Happy Guy 2.
Nice time. Nice friendly conversation. Not sure we both understood each other. She said it was a slow week.
FYI: Interesting difference between NOVA and SW FL. She seemed like this was a job she liked. Worked 4 days a week and apparently had a life outside AMP. In SW FL, it was run by Chinese syndicate and girls worked 7 days a week for over a year straight snd were not liking it. The difference was refreshing here.
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05-16-17 23:59 #9911Senior Member

Posts: 538My feces does not exude noxious exhalations
And yet, you aparently paid for the massage. You're a pompous ass.
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05-16-17 17:11 #9910Senior Member

Posts: 1980Check your PM inbox.
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05-16-17 09:22 #9909Senior Member

Posts: 263Can't find a review on this one
I have searched for info on this cutie pie on this forum and on Google.
http://washingtondc.backpage.com/The...-pike/17382243
http://liverubreviews.com/ad/washing...-9798/1/585097
I found a few stray links, but no reviews indicating whether I might leave happy or if she is just strictly legit. So I come to you guys with my hat in hand asking for the inside scoop on her.
If you don't want to publically post about her, just shoot me a PM.
Thanks,
Rusty.
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05-15-17 23:47 #9908Senior Member

Posts: 1980Two quick points
First, one bad massage by one masseuse is no reason to trash an entire establishment that has racked up numerous positive reports. There are a thousand different reasons why a session can disappoint. Maybe the masseuse is having an off day, or LEO might have just paid a visit, or there's zero chemistry with the client, or the client is having a bad day or came in sporting a crappy attitude. And even if Mimi isn't very good, that doesn't say anything about the other FW girls.
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Second, if Hannah doesn't meet your standards, then the best thing you could possibly do for her and for yourself is to walk away and spend your money on someone who does. I don't know her but it wouldn't surprise me if someone said she's their ATF. This hobby is made up of all shapes, sizes and tastes and any provider who gives honest effort for the $ is bound to find a grateful client somewhere. It's always struck me as a little odd that some homies are quick to flash an attitude of superiority while at the same time mucking about looking for someone to jack them off for money.
This market is strictly about supply and demand. Ain't nobody better than nobody else, and anyone who thinks otherwise is just fooling themselves.
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05-15-17 20:58 #9907Regular Member

Posts: 7Franconia Wellness
Stay away from Franconia wellness. Mimi was who I drew, big tits but blah. Worst massage ever and tried to get an extra tip for her weak ass massage, 20 was enough. Flip was weak, she offered, I didn't ask. Don't go here.
Check out massage by Sharon or Sandra at his and hers in tysons. Hot masseuses and well worth the trip.
Hannah from garden spa is an old freaky woman that tries to act young. If you're going to massage me and put your hands on me, at least be close to my standards. I don't pay for massages from woman I would never Want for free. I told Hannah to back up homie, you wish, just massage please. LOL.
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05-15-17 12:06 #9906Senior Member

Posts: 144Tao Massage
Checked out Tao Massage. Another place that is relatively close to the metro but is more of a trek than it seems because you're walking down a divided highway. But I made it. As has been said, the entrance is in back and quite discreet.
Went in and was met by Michelle, cute and in her 30's. I asked about the $10 off for first time, which I knew was something of a risk, but what can I say, I'm cheap. She accepted. 60 as long as it was cash which I was happy to provide. She looked at a notebook she had and told me it would be a 15 minute wait and put me in a room to twiddle my thumbs.
After a short wait, she came and brought me to my actual room. It was clean and there was soft music playing that did a decent job of covering the noise from the highway. I asked about the shower since I had worked up something of a sweat walking there and she told me it was a "table shampoo" and done after the massage to remove the oil. But she offered to wipe me down with hot towels before hand so I undressed in front of her and she wiped me down as I stood in front of her.
Afterwards I lay down and she gave me a pretty solid hard massage. When she got to my legs there was some light teasing (and she was fine with me rubbing her legs a little) but the fun really began when she left and came back with water for the table shampoo. Lots of attention paid to the right spots there and when she asked me to flip over I was 100% ready to go.
She asked if I wanted it taken care of and I happily agreed. She asked if I knew how much to tip and I said. 40 which is what I had easily accessible (although I had some more tucked away if need be). She looked a little disappointed but agreed and went to work. I started rubbing her ass and she said touching is normally extra so this is the last time. She would not take off her top though, which I thought was fair enough. She said all the right things while working on me and used her fingers in nice ways at the same time, with a little penetration to finish things off when I asked for it.
Afterwards, she made sure I got my full hour which I appreciated. I gave her the agreed upon tip and an awkward hug and she gave me a bottle of water for my long walk back to the metro.
Else than the very brief negotiation during the massage, I've got no complaints at all and it was affordable for the area. Probably won't be back because of the location, but recommended if you have easier access.
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05-14-17 23:15 #9905Senior Member

Posts: 1480Comfort Not
Just got a new Volvo and had to swing by a dealership and tint place in FFX. I saw comfort spot tucked in at a plaza and decided to give it a quick try. TS and standard nova massage. The provider (name?. Every time I asked her what her name was she replied "name" Flip = non existent. I made sure she knows I was cool and would tip well and she said next time. She asked who took care of me and I told her don't remember. She did not stop me from roaming during the rub while face down but on the flip "all done. ".
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05-13-17 11:46 #9904Senior Member

Posts: 32Garden, Blue Therapy, AW, Best, Angel and more.
Sorry I have been busy to write, but no shortage to my visits so here they are.
All Angels were busy on Monday, so walked into Garden spa.
Met an ok looking Kim, so expectations changed to low immediately. Settled for 30 mts considering that she could not do anything better. Well, it was a mechanical standard NOVA finish. The best part was that she was fine with a. 4 tip. Won't repeat.
Off to Blue Therapy in Mclean looking for my top five Jenny. She was busy, so settled for Happy. It was not unhappy experience, but again the pure lackluster efforts from therapists bothered me. Better than Kim for sure, . 8 and. 6 this time for standard Nova finish. Better looking body.
Tried Angel again and saw Cindy this time, looks like she has something to her assets, looking better, but her massage skills were not that good, and English is very poor. NOVA finish side she is in par with the rest of the world. . 8 and. 4.
At this point I wanted to try AW again. Paid a visit, and drew Goldie again. Goldie was amazing last time, gave me a semi BJ last time, so was looking forward to it. She could not repeat the magic but boy she had the best attitude. She tried everything possible within her limits to make me happy and relaxed. Really appreciated her efforts and persistence. . 8 and. 8 for her amazing skills and customer service.
Back to Angel and saw Coco for the millionth time, she is still my best and she promised new arrivals next week (Thu, I think). Some cuties and trying NOVA out. I will try and report back.
Also tried Best (Chantilly), and drew another Happy. I was not impressed with her look and asked for any other girl and a mediocre looking therapists appeared. Reduced appt to 30 mts pretending to be busy and paid. 6 and. 4.
I also tried FF (Chantilly), Jiaffu (Sterling) and Massage Angel tips (Herndon). Same old service, but I would rate FF the best because they have 4 girls and always busy but available. They also have best massage skills.
Back to work and peace for all.
Hari.
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05-12-17 23:17 #9903Senior Member

Posts: 206Curiouser and curiouser
This sounds like an actual dream, not an actual AMP experience.
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05-12-17 16:46 #9902

Posts: 99Positive Massage Experience. Prince
Prince Therapy advertises at the usual locations. Called for appointment (not necessary, but my usual practice).
Although not the newest spa, it is clean place with a polite staff of massage technicians.
The location has sufficient parking (even a bus stop at the street), and an outer lobby in the office-condo suite.
Met Tina (a very nice over-40 MT with a kind face and demeanor). She was "new to me" - but may not be new to Prince.
Good massage, enjoyable conversation, made sure I received all of the hour I asked for.
I'll repeat.
Be careful, and be nice to the ladies.
NR.
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05-12-17 15:59 #9901Senior Member

Posts: 78Best
Best took my AMP cherry and I've freuented over the years but all I've ever gotten is standard NoVa. Though the door was always answered in more appropriate attire. Good luck.
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05-12-17 13:38 #9900Senior Member

Posts: 431C*c
Visited recently. Very discreet parking in rear. Nothing obvious about where you're going when you come in on the dead end street. There's a bunch of businesses and a Bank sharing the same large parking lot. Greeted by same Mamasan, she said everyone came over from old spot. I did 1 hr. And drew Cindi, late 30's early 40's soft bodied non fat cutie. Lackluster table shower and massage but showed she had some therapeutic skills. She said I was first customer of the day and it's been slow so not sure why massage was so weak. After flip she was playful and I left well relaxed. Menu may expand if willing to invest in multiple visits. I will return to visit someone else. .8 door for the hour and. 5 tip.
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05-11-17 19:55 #9899Senior Member

Posts: 198My experience 18 months ago at this place is that it is DIY.
Originally Posted by HappyGuy2
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It's on their web site: http://massageprova.com/services.
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