Massage Parlor Reports

[DMichaels69]

As more of the onion is peeled on this, sounds like a PITA.

Tried the place out. Massage was good. Although the biggest problem for me is to stay in a room for a relaxing hour massage and having to deal with the smell of nothing but cigarettes and conversion filled with the words "tip"every few minutes. Almost every few minutes was told about how some customerw don't tip for even a massage etc.

[Chidell]

I think fifty is pushing the limit. She appeared to be over 55. Ton of makeup and was the cliche AMP provider with the language etc. I did enjoy her upper torso as that was recently worked on. Massage was mediocre at best. The concerning part was she wouldn't stop talking about what she did with clients and stuff. For the finale I had to close my eyes in all honesty. In my scale she would be a four. Service was the bright side. Then again I did try and schedule with a much better looking he place so maybe my expectations where high.

Tried the place out. Massage was good. Although the biggest problem for me is to stay in a room for a relaxing hour massage and having to deal with the smell of nothing but cigarettes and conversion filled with the words "tip"every few minutes. Almost every few minutes was told about how some customerw don't tip for even a massage etc.

[Normal Guy]

Any place downtown with Latin girls?

[BenBeck]

Looks like Sunny on Armitage is closed.

Anyone have any 411?

Not answering the phone for a couple days (happens sometimes when busy) and I wandered by and it was dark today around 3 p.

The window was partially boarded up like it had been broken and not yet repaired.

Anyone know what's up? Moreover, where did Ivy go if they are closed??

BB.

[Starks]

Who would reverse a $75 credit card transaction to an AMP. It's only $75 and a bank will only allow you to pull something like that a few times. You'd have to say someone stole my card and have to get a new one or talk to someone on the phone about how you went to the MP but didn't authorize that much.

There are plenty of people that would, especially if they don't think there will be any recourse against them. I have seen her a couple of times, and she is always talking about how customers are rude and pushy with her. I think that there are men who go there and realize that she is a one woman shop and take advantage where they wouldn't at other places because with other places there is that feeling that they have some muscle behind them.

By the way, how does this weekend girl look?

[Trailer12]

Senior member from Nashville, going to be visiting in mid June for a few days, staying near O'hare. Any good, reliable massage parlors nearby?

Looking through the forum seems like the scene may not be at it's peak. Has to be better than Nashville though. There is literally nothing here. All the AMP's and similar were closed years ago, closest scene we have is Knoxville, and it's not great. I have to take every advantage of travel I can get.

Thanks.

Best to look in the mount prospect board. Not far from O'hare. My guess is a less than ten dollar uber. Exercise might be the best option.

[Kiyakubuke]

Senior member from Nashville, going to be visiting in mid June for a few days, staying near O'hare. Any good, reliable massage parlors nearby?

Looking through the forum seems like the scene may not be at it's peak. Has to be better than Nashville though. There is literally nothing here. All the AMP's and similar were closed years ago, closest scene we have is Knoxville, and it's not great. I have to take every advantage of travel I can get.

Thanks.

[TenderFoot1]

Looking to hit one up near O'Hare today any suggestions?

[Al Bundy78]

I think this is her ACT (Per Se) She spouted the same shit to me. She's a big gambler from what she told me. This is here way of making you feel bad and tipping well.

I think we all have been told different versions of the same story. She has always been the same, talks too much and makes a good experience not so good. I have heard the gambling stories since she was on 26th. They don't phase me anymore.

Has anyone tried Coco, the girl that helps her out on the weekends?

[ChicagoCat99]

I think fifty is pushing the limit. She appeared to be over 55. Ton of makeup and was the cliche AMP provider with the language etc. I did enjoy her upper torso as that was recently worked on. Massage was mediocre at best. The concerning part was she wouldn't stop talking about what she did with clients and stuff. For the finale I had to close my eyes in all honesty. In my scale she would be a four. Service was the bright side. Then again I did try and schedule with a much better looking he place so maybe my expectations where high.

Probably 55.

But, strangely perky breasts (augmentation?)

I visited her again on the way back from Bloomingdale trail (about 9:30 PM).

She did not recognized me at first and said she needs to close it soon since she needs to go gamble.

Then, her phone rang and I heard man's voice.

She finally recognized me and said she can stay for me.

I told her I will see her some other time since I do not want to interrupt her plan.

Generously, she let me kiss her and play with her breasts a bit.

And, I touched her hips and vagina a little bit.

On the way out, I shaked my fists as if she ruined my plan and she smiled.





I feel she is a laidback person.

We live in extremely uptight society.

If you touch someone's breasts, you go to jail. If you are late for 5 minutes, you are fired and etc.

I did not feel that from her.

Anyway, she suggested reasonable price for full service if that's the case without massage.

[MyEndo]

New around here, any feedback on Relax Spa near McCormick. I am planning to check it out. Any other options in the area would be good to know as well. Looking for a decent massage followed by some good service if possible.

I visited Relax Spa 4 times in the last 2 years. It's on busy street. Just buzz and someone will let you in. I've always been let in by the person giving me the massage. I had Amy twice. She is super cute and younger with great body. I've always had the same menu, 40/ hhr, 60 hr. Extra 60 for HJ, $ for nude HF, $140 extra for FS. I've always opted for first option. 2nd two times were Yuyu, older, look OK, very nice tits. I've left happy every time.

[Happy Meals]

Stopped by Mercy this week and wasn't allowed to go up by doorman. I was told that they were out for next few weeks. Really odd.

[ThrilHouse]

I think fifty is pushing the limit. She appeared to be over 55. Ton of makeup and was the cliche AMP provider with the language etc. I did enjoy her upper torso as that was recently worked on. Massage was mediocre at best. The concerning part was she wouldn't stop talking about what she did with clients and stuff. For the finale I had to close my eyes in all honesty. In my scale she would be a four. Service was the bright side. Then again I did try and schedule with a much better looking he place so maybe my expectations where high.

Thank you for sharing.

I think she gave you a bit of discount since you skipped massage.

It may sound ridiculous, but what I miss the most is her massage.

The hardest massage I've ever got in full time.

I advertised strongly here since it was very slow though she was only employee.

But, if she is OK, I may have to stay away a bit if she gave FS for first timer.

I feel it's a bit risky and police won't stand still forever.

I wish I can get only massage ($60) with a bit of tip ($20).

But, I am not sure if she likes it since she obviously want more money from extras.



P.S. :

Cindy is 50 years old average looking Chinese woman.

Let me not exaggerate it.

I did it to help her a little.

[Pilatus65]

I don't see it getting better and I'll tell you why. Chicago is not a primary location target for the girls coming from overseas. Almost all Chinese girls have heard of New York, Los Angeles, San Francisco, Texas, and Florida. Very few have heard of Chicago. And it being in the center of the country, with brutal winters, is not very appealing to them. Furthermore, while we have a decent sized Chinatown, it is rundown and miserable to live in. The Chinese here in general are not happy people. The restaurants they run are filthy and the service is poor. Contrast that with San Francisco where the mood is the opposite and the Chinese are happy and you get the feeling that Chicago is a place where they have to be, not want to be. There are a lot of older providers here because they are not wanted anywhere else. They know they can get work here in their 40's and 50's and not being in shape. The demand is there because we don't have a choice and because a lot of hobbyists in Chicago have not hobbied in other cities and don't know how good it can be, and how bad it is here. They feed the older ones and the older ones keep coming. Furthermore, the young ones, who know they are rare and invaluable, usually act accordingly, by demanding larger tips and cutting short on the massage time and quality. They are there simply to get you off for the maximum amount of tip. If they are nice and give a thorough massage it is because they are new and will likely change in time. Either that or they will leave. I've recently stopped going to AMP's. I did actually have a really good last session with a young provider who gave an excellent massage. The place was known as a legit place so I didn't expect anything and yet got an HE. It is always better when it's not expected. At any rate, I figured I would end it on a positive experience and move on. The problem with AMP's is that on average I'm getting an experience like the one I just described once out of every 5 to 7 sessions. You are essentially paying to have mediocre to outright bad sessions 4 out of 5 times or more.

The Asian Apartment Scene is equally in decline. Girls from warm climates like Thailand and the Philippines do not want to spend miserable winters in Chicago. There is no fresh supply of talent. You have some Korean and Thai places that are mediocre and every once in a while land a gem but for the most part keep the same girls for extended periods of time because they can't find new young and attractive ones. Again, the ratio of really good times to bad times is not good. And for me, a really good time is a girl in her early 20's with a great body that offers an enthusiastic experience. You may think that's asking for a lot but that is the norm in a lot of other places. Once you have had that then there's no point in dealing with the 40 year olds with sag. Unless, of course, you are an older gentleman yourself, and in which case that is what you are looking for..

Couple suggestions that could make the Chicago AMP scene better:

1) Language barrier and reliance on it as a crutch for non-communication;.

2) Lack of warmth / superficial interaction;.

3) Failure to leverage and cultivate repeat business / loyal customers.

[ChineseDragon]

Any new providers you can recommend?