Massage Parlor Reports

[Petey1015]

Just a quick question for you guys. Have you ever had to fart while getting a massage. Do you wait to get up and leave the room or do you just let it rip?

Because they surely will if they have to.

[Apollo007]

So I call T2 and ask for Chi Chi, they say sure see you at 1 pm. I go, no Chi Chi, the dude that's always there says mix up with other location, or some BS that she is in China. Pretty hot girl (Danni) there so I roll the dice. Same ole, same ole. Lots of teasing and then tells me to DIY. Okay, fool me once shame on you, fool me 15 times and shame on me.

They do that shit all the time. I hate that place! They tell me somebody's there and then tease the shit out me. AND up sell the whole time.

[Charlie812]

Just a quick question for you guys. Have you ever had to fart while getting a massage. Do you wait to get up and leave the room or do you just let it rip?

[SouthHunter]

Angela all about the $. Lazy as hell no massage skills.

Have you tried the other old timer Angela?

[SouthHunter]

Them girls just tried to make money here in the you. S I am sure no woman including them hoes here want to jack dicks everyday for a living. One day we might have to go finger those nasty old pussies for a living too lolz.

Preacher: Do you take this American-trained jizz bucket to be your lawfully wedded wife?

Groom: When you put it that way, I'm not sure.

Preacher: How about if we convince her to clean that dry, crusted jizz from under her fingernails?

Groom. Hmm, how's her pussy?

Preacher: It's international, meaning everyone's tried it!

[TaoistMaster]

Have you tried the other old timer Angela?

No haven't tried her.

[Caleno]

Wow, I have been there about six times and never had extras.

Yeah, I remember I never came back for the same reasons, but because oriental was busy and I had little time, I said to myself "I guess I'm going legit today". When I enter I remember this lady from a different place and I think she recognized me somehow not sure, but I'm glad I entered.

[SouthHunter]

Yan is legit to the anal only haha.

Not true. Yan is still as it was.

[ILoveHE]

Have you tried the other old timer Angela?

Since Jessi left.

[Da Slickster]

The one in Woodstock, been a while since I came here. I saw a guy in the register (older fellow with nice dress shirt) I did not talk to him, the lady took me to the room quick. She is face 2 body 6. Skinny and some butt to grab. Massage skills 3. Extras 9. Don't say nothing just act and she will follow. (didn't ask for name, sorry).

Wow, I have been there about six times and never had extras.

[Niteluvr]

Since Jessi left.

Not true. Yan is still as it was.

[TaoistMaster]

Since when?

Since Jessi left.

[Swanson21]

I think Yan is pretty legit now.

Since when?

[ILoveHE]

Never got charged for TS before unless new providers try to upsell the service now.

Do you know if they charge any extra for TS at Yan?

[TaoistMaster]

Do you know if they charge any extra for TS at Yan?

I think Yan is pretty legit now.