Massage Parlor Reports

**NuGuy36** · 05-10-17 17:04

Originally Posted by Charlie812 [View Original Post]

Just a quick question for you guys. Have you ever had to fart while getting a massage. Do you wait to get up and leave the room or do you just let it rip?

Well, you could always fart in "silent mode" and act like nothing happened. I'm sure the much older dudes could care less and just let it rip!

**Petey1015** · 05-10-17 16:42

Originally Posted by Charlie812 [View Original Post]

Just a quick question for you guys. Have you ever had to fart while getting a massage. Do you wait to get up and leave the room or do you just let it rip?

Because they surely will if they have to.

**Apollo007** · 05-10-17 15:32

So I call T2 and ask for Chi Chi, they say sure see you at 1 pm. I go, no Chi Chi, the dude that's always there says mix up with other location, or some BS that she is in China. Pretty hot girl (Danni) there so I roll the dice. Same ole, same ole. Lots of teasing and then tells me to DIY. Okay, fool me once shame on you, fool me 15 times and shame on me.

They do that shit all the time. I hate that place! They tell me somebody's there and then tease the shit out me. AND up sell the whole time.

**Charlie812** · 05-10-17 14:49

Just a quick question for you guys. Have you ever had to fart while getting a massage. Do you wait to get up and leave the room or do you just let it rip?

**SouthHunter** · 05-10-17 12:35

Angela all about the $. Lazy as hell no massage skills.

Originally Posted by ILoveHE [View Original Post]

Have you tried the other old timer Angela?

**SouthHunter** · 05-10-17 12:31

Them girls just tried to make money here in the you. S I am sure no woman including them hoes here want to jack dicks everyday for a living. One day we might have to go finger those nasty old pussies for a living too lolz.

Originally Posted by Niteluvr [View Original Post]

Preacher: Do you take this American-trained jizz bucket to be your lawfully wedded wife?

Groom: When you put it that way, I'm not sure.

Preacher: How about if we convince her to clean that dry, crusted jizz from under her fingernails?

Groom. Hmm, how's her pussy?

Preacher: It's international, meaning everyone's tried it!

**TaoistMaster** · 05-10-17 12:28

Originally Posted by ILoveHE [View Original Post]

Have you tried the other old timer Angela?

No haven't tried her.

**Caleno** · 05-10-17 12:26

Originally Posted by DaSlickster [View Original Post]

Wow, I have been there about six times and never had extras.

Yeah, I remember I never came back for the same reasons, but because oriental was busy and I had little time, I said to myself "I guess I'm going legit today". When I enter I remember this lady from a different place and I think she recognized me somehow not sure, but I'm glad I entered.

**SouthHunter** · 05-10-17 12:25

Yan is legit to the anal only haha.

Originally Posted by Niteluvr [View Original Post]

Not true. Yan is still as it was.

**ILoveHE** · 05-10-17 09:41

Have you tried the other old timer Angela?

Originally Posted by TaoistMaster [View Original Post]

Since Jessi left.

**Da Slickster** · 05-10-17 08:58

Originally Posted by Caleno [View Original Post]

The one in Woodstock, been a while since I came here. I saw a guy in the register (older fellow with nice dress shirt) I did not talk to him, the lady took me to the room quick. She is face 2 body 6. Skinny and some butt to grab. Massage skills 3. Extras 9. Don't say nothing just act and she will follow. (didn't ask for name, sorry).

Wow, I have been there about six times and never had extras.