Massage Parlor Reports

**IsoLife** · 05-10-17 21:52

So I'm new on here. I had a dream that I went to his and hers off tysons. Walked in and saw his hot Latina MILF. The place is really legit, but Sandra was so hot. Big tits, nice ass, and a pretty face. She gives an awesome massage and while giving my massage, I would feel up her legs to test her out. She was really feeling me in my dream and she said donations are welcome. I got up and made out with her, like all out. I started sucking on her tits and it made her super wet. She started stroking my cock and she just sucked me so good, then I flipped her over and and slammed her doggystyle and then I came all over her back. It was an awesome dream and I'll be visiting again. Most def.

I had a dream at a AAMP with a massage by Sharon. Great message and great deep throat. Sharon is good but August is the one you want. She swallowed me, totally and Sharon gives great deep throat. Both were amazing times.

Awesome 10/10 dreams at both places.

**LukeSmyt** · 05-10-17 18:27

So I switched jobs recently and found this little spot close by. I attempted to go in for a rub down but was told by a girl in a blue nighty that only one girl was working and she was very busy and told to come back later. I left and went back a few hours later and rang again. The same girl answered, this time in a red nighty, and was told that only one girl working and she was tired so they would probably close soon. I should try back tomorrow. I gave it a few days before attempting again and was told that different girl was working but she too, was alone working. I then asked this girl if she would just give me the massage then. She smiled and told me that she wasn't that good. I didn't bother to go back but wanted to know whether anybody had ever checked this place out. It's over in Chantilly behind the Dulles Expo Center.

Otherwise, I had already started scouting out Miko spa which is also close by and between the two offices which I work. Thanks and if I get inside of Best Therapeutic, I'll be sure to pass along the review.

**NoVa Ranger** · 05-10-17 16:16

An unsolicited text message announcing a new spa caught my attention. Researched the number the next day, and found ad for place listed as "new" in Annandale. When I arrived at the address (which I should have searched), I found myself at Oasis in Annandale.

Twice in one week, I managed to find a spa that was advertising in the usual places with the usual language -- but did not provide any of the usual services.

No TS (at least none offered).

I will say, the massage was of good quality, the lady was nice, and I received all 60 minutes of my hour.

Nothing at the middle, flip or end to make me happy.

Will not be repeating. But if you visit, and YMMV, let others know.

NR.

**Member #5834** · 05-09-17 23:10

Had similiar discussion with Coco in the Cherubic place. They did the same to them.

Originally Posted by MassageLover99 [View Original Post]

Thank you guys for reports on Tri AMP in Lee Highway.

I must admit I have been a silent watcher and created this ID just to pass some intel on the recent developments in the tri AMP area Lee Highway. I happened to be inside Angel at that time with Linda when someone rang the bell. This was around 9:20 PM. She said sorry to me and went out to open the door and I heard some ladies talking to her about if she feels safe working late in the building. I was in room 2, so was able to hear the conversation very well. Linda could not follow the conversation I thought, she was just trying to dispose them and she went inside to get some $$ for them. They refused the $$ and asked if she needs prayers. Linda said Thank you and closed the door.

I am glad to hear what happened outside, but from inside the Spa I did not think it was a big deal because these people sometimes visited my house asking for prayers and all. So I thought now they are trying the same at offices too.

I really don't know if this is something to be worried about, but I went back today to see Jenny and everything is normal in Angel Spa. Did not check Pine or Garden.

Please do pass information on what you see or hear.

**Member #5834** · 05-09-17 22:47

Originally Posted by Kijimuna [View Original Post]

The old C&C on Grant street has now moved behind the fire station in Herndon. Down a dead end street with no other businesses there, so there is no mistaking why you are going down the street:

You beat me too it K, I am going to visit soon and post my experience. Fingers crossed that June is still there.

Huntz.

**Kijimuna** · 05-09-17 20:51

The old C&C on Grant street has now moved behind the fire station in Herndon. Down a dead end street with no other businesses there, so there is no mistaking why you are going down the street:

**Kijimuna** · 05-09-17 20:49

Originally Posted by MannyB [View Original Post]

Had an hour to kill this morning so decided to go to Capital Massage off of Church Rd. Worst location ever, right in the middle of a busy shopping center. Waited for about 3 to 4 minutes until a middle aged Asian lady came by and said, she was busy for an hour and she is working alone so I would have to return in an house. I said Okay and left. Looks were average and so was the body, so I decided to move further south.

Got to Jiafu Spa off of Ox Rd, once again in the middle of a shopping center, but this one is less crowded. I called and the lady said, she'll be ready in 20 minutes. Got there, greeted by Michelle, probably in her early 30's, smoking body. She was wearing sweats and a grey shirt with shoulders out and a lacy bra straps showing, so I thought this might be good.

Massage started and finished. Nothing happened LOL.

Great massage though, not going to lie. She put hot stones on the back and everything. Took her time with each and every inch but got no where near close to the boys. Not even a hint. When I got done and walked out, there was a little kid playing outside (inside the parlor), so this place might be totally legit.

If any of you have been there, or have seen Michelle, please let me know how your experience was and If I should go back at all.

If Michelle is the lady with the huge tits, she is legit. There was a lady who would give a decent HJ there, but she is gone.

**NoVa Ranger** · 05-09-17 11:35

New Day Spa opened on Franconia Road (near three other businesses regularly reviewed on this board).

They advertise in the standard places- and advertise an attractive rate. (703-XXXX777 easy internet search for ad).

The staff was polite. The place is a nail / hair / spa kind of place.

Good price for simple Swedish massage. Nothing else offered to me (YMMV -- but I doubt it).

NR.

**JimBliss478** · 05-08-17 20:58

Originally Posted by NotMe00 [View Original Post]

Lisa is nice and gives a passable main course and has a bigger menu than you typically find in NoVa. However, the food is old and unappetizing, overpriced at 1. 6 a plate, and she only serves one dish where the diner does all the cooking while she just hangs out lounging on her back. Next time I'm hungry I'll just stay hungry rather than visit her.

Just go to PG county.

**Member #5678** · 05-08-17 10:08

Forecast for sensuality is 0%.

Legit location with a table shower. They call it a table shampoo there, which entails a scrub with one of those loofah sponges that has probably touched hundreds of other bodies on a table covered in clear plastic that looks like it needs a cleaning itself. Had to pass on that after seeing the accommodations.

The massage itself was fairly good, but no sign of sensuality. Covered the whole time, and the oil they used had a long-lasting scent even after a couple showers.

Nope.

**NotMe00** · 05-08-17 09:14

Lisa is nice and gives a passable main course and has a bigger menu than you typically find in NoVa. However, the food is old and unappetizing, overpriced at 1. 6 a plate, and she only serves one dish where the diner does all the cooking while she just hangs out lounging on her back. Next time I'm hungry I'll just stay hungry rather than visit her.

**OneHitWonders** · 05-07-17 22:25

I called and made an appointment. Convenient location, clean, and quiet. When I arrived I was greeted by Lisa, a very pretty, nice Asian woman, who showed me to my room right away. You can tell Lisa knew where to find every nook and cranny that needed attention. I received an amazing one hour massage. I have never felt so relaxed. I decided to pay for 30 minutes more. I left so satisfied and relaxed. 100% recommend this place! I can't wait to go back!! Due to the Asian masseuses who work here, this massage parlor should become huge and soon! I had no issue tipping.

**Member #5687** · 05-06-17 15:22

Had an hour to kill this morning so decided to go to Capital Massage off of Church Rd. Worst location ever, right in the middle of a busy shopping center. Waited for about 3 to 4 minutes until a middle aged Asian lady came by and said, she was busy for an hour and she is working alone so I would have to return in an house. I said Okay and left. Looks were average and so was the body, so I decided to move further south.

Got to Jiafu Spa off of Ox Rd, once again in the middle of a shopping center, but this one is less crowded. I called and the lady said, she'll be ready in 20 minutes. Got there, greeted by Michelle, probably in her early 30's, smoking body. She was wearing sweats and a grey shirt with shoulders out and a lacy bra straps showing, so I thought this might be good.

Massage started and finished. Nothing happened LOL.

Great massage though, not going to lie. She put hot stones on the back and everything. Took her time with each and every inch but got no where near close to the boys. Not even a hint. When I got done and walked out, there was a little kid playing outside (inside the parlor), so this place might be totally legit.

If any of you have been there, or have seen Michelle, please let me know how your experience was and If I should go back at all.

**NoVa Ranger** · 05-05-17 18:36

Although I considered Blue (and its previous incarnations) one of the areas true gems, my recent visit failed to live up to its potential.

I was greeted warmly when I arrived -- and I noticed that everyone was new (including the MMS, aka the lady who answered phones and greeted people).

The rooms were the same, the standard price for the hour, then off to the TS.

The TS was thorough and very fun -- based on the TS alone I was certain this would be a very memorable (yes) and very enjoyable (meh) visit.

It was a great TS, but my high expectations started dimming with the massage which was below average in skill and flirtation.

The negotiation for gratuity started before the flip -- and is the first time at Blue I was ever asked "before the fact. ".

The massage technician insisted (regardless of my assurances that I was always nice to the ladies. Always tipped appropriately). She continued to insist. At this point, I should have recognized disappointment was looming. But I did not recognize the insistence of tip meant the focus was on the money, not on the experience.

Before it became uncomfortable, I got up and obtained a generous tip from my pocket.

Disappointment followed.

So. Lesson relearned (don't tip in advance) and, new lesson "more fish in the sea aka 'patronize another establishment'" (there is another in the same parking lot, a third across the street, and three more just across Braddock Road).

NR.

**Ashoka** · 05-04-17 20:53

Newish to area and trying out options in nova and md. Looking for good massage and good services. Both are hard to get. Tried shirlington based solely on proximity to where I happened to be. Drew Lisa, older but ok looking. Very nice at first, thorough TS. Massage. Usually my complaint is too weak or they switch too early to stupid fingertip tickling stuff. She does a hard massage but not in a good way. I was bruised after for a couple days. Worst part was about halfway she started negotiating release options. Non verbal cues indicated full menu but she wasn't good looking enough for that. Opted for HJ and got quoted 80. Laughed aloud at her and told her 40. Figured I might have to go to 60, that happens and usually I don't mind if they did a good massage. She acted like 80 was the absolute floor and refused to budge. I shrugged and said no. At that point I expected to finish the massage and maybe leave a 20. Which is very decent. But she kept trying to negotiate. Finally I told her to stop badgering me and finish the massage. Then she started demanding 20 for a regular massage. I kept my mouth shut. At the end I was going to grudgingly tip 20 and not return. But she blocked my exit and started demanding a tip before I could even reach for the wallet. At that point I told her "you can't demand tips!" and exited. She got out of the way. In car I noticed I got total 45 minutes so very happy I didn't tip.

I sincerely hope you fellas arent really doing 80 for a handshake! By the way, thanks much for reviews which led me to Coco and Jenny at Angel, both of whom I enjoyed a lot. And neither of whom made demands and were perfectly happy with 60. Hell, first time I only had 40 for a tip (miscalculated as I didn't realize most places are 80/ her base), and Coco graciously accepted my 2 jacksons and was happy to see me the next time.