USA Adult Classified Advertiser: Reviews

[Sad Sack]

Called the lovely Brookee this weekend and was informed that she has a broken foot. The text reply said she will be out of commission for a couple of weeks. Got the feeling that the text was being handled by someone other than her. Just my impression due to how the reply was worded. The reply was very prompt though. Hope Brookee makes a speedy recovery, she's such a sweetheart!

[Cincyguy]

She is currently advertising on USA and is still getting positive reviews.

http://usaadultclassifieds.info/clas...te-dream-.html

Good luck and be safe.

Thanks for the assist!!

[Aries25]

Reviewing Lexxxi a second time. She is still my regular and I see her twice a month normally. Her incall is safe and easy to find, and she keeps in contact with you all the time up until she sees you, however no mass texting.

I feel that she is worth her prices and she is not a clock watcher. She is the girl in the pics and her services are discreet and enjoyable. I don't want to go into details about her service, for privacy reasons, but I am satisfied every time I see her.

I suggest other people see her. Again she is safe, provides a great service, and is worth the price. I wish I could have her all to myself!

[BigGusDickUs55]

Jill has a very nice body. A cheerleader type body with nice D bolt ons. The stats in the ad may be off alittle but close enough. Late dirty thirties and buck25 with nice D tits would be my guess. I think as with many girls YMMV but I had a good time and she provided BBBJ and Mpops FS. Not the hottest around but very attractive and very clean. If Biggus starts craving big tits again I would go back for more.

She doesn't look like a "spinner". Also, any other details? How's she look?

Eloquentevenings: Jill.

http://eloquentevenings.escortfiles.com/models/41338

[CinciScubaDude]

Contacted the "Greek Master". Told me 4 x $ per hour. I said "Wow most others girls are half that" and the insults started coming.

Such bad attitudes don't win guys over.

http://usaadultclassifieds.info/clas...k-master-.html

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Well now we have the GAS, Golden ASS Syndrome. Must be one hell of a hole

[ItsTimeToEat]

I had the same issues with her.

House keeping next door and had to be quiet.

Saliva comment.

Clean Peter of cover smell.

Disconnected on a whole new level.

She has a unique personality to say the least.

Fortunately she was fresh showered when I saw her.

So much potential but.

I decided to see April of EE this past weekend and went for a half hour session. First time visit with her. I think I'll do this review as a pros and cons list.

Pros:

Set up with Steve. Always easy, professional, solid.

April is definitely young and pretty. She's a natural redhead and those nipples are just cute little buttons. Really liked that aspect! She was dressed nicely when I arrived and I enjoyed watching her disrobe.

Beautifully shaped ass; I liked her figure.

Decent BBBJCIM with swallow. Took her time and got me off after a good amount of work. I like it when these last a while. No clock-watching.

Cons:

Hotel staff was cleaning next door rooms. She shushed me on entering her room and we spoke in barest whispers (her request) throughout the session. OK that feels like we're doing it in church.

April is reserved to the point of creepiness. I didn't sense drugs, but there was no energy or chemistry. She sat on the bed FOREVER not doing anything for the longest time. I appreciate taking time, but there was no sense of pacing.

Way too many rules for a provider. Kissing was reduced to light pecks, she doesn't like saliva. No DATY either. She seems really green at what this is supposed to be. Like fun, you know?

After getting started in mish for CFS I asked to turn her over for some doggy. Could tell she wasn't into it. Discovered, surprisingly, not the best hygiene on her backdoor. Erection killer. I asked for a little oral warm-up but guess what. Another rule! Had to remove cover and clean up first. Almost every provider I've been with will gladly restart the engine with the cover still on. If you don't like the taste of spermicide, get flavored covers.

At this point I decided to stick with BBBJ and it actually turned out pretty good as I stated above.

Conclusion:

It wasn't a comfortable or truly fun time for me. I always respect a provider's limits during a session but I prefer a more open menu. It's possible YMMV but I will not repeat. Plenty of other cuties in the EE roster!

[LookinForLust]

Anyone have trouble finalizing appointments with Crissee? I contacted her last Thursday asking if she's available. After she confirmed I asked where to go and nothing. Later that evening I text her to set up something for Friday morning. She confirmed and said to text her in the morning for directions. I did as I was asked and crickets.

I have seen her a couple of years ago and remember setup being very straight forward. It's a shame because I was excited to reconnect.

[Fffooey]

Had an appointment with Cristen last week. Made a time kind of late but she said she was available. Time comes then crickets. Half an hour later she texts apologizing and said she double booked. I was disappointed. Wasted an hour with no offer to make it up. I haven't much bad luck in this hobby but it goes to show that even the good ones bail on occasion.

[DrBnode 73]

I decided to see April of EE this past weekend and went for a half hour session. First time visit with her. I think I'll do this review as a pros and cons list.

Pros:

Set up with Steve. Always easy, professional, solid.

April is definitely young and pretty. She's a natural redhead and those nipples are just cute little buttons. Really liked that aspect! She was dressed nicely when I arrived and I enjoyed watching her disrobe.

Beautifully shaped ass; I liked her figure.

Decent BBBJCIM with swallow. Took her time and got me off after a good amount of work. I like it when these last a while. No clock-watching.

Cons:

Hotel staff was cleaning next door rooms. She shushed me on entering her room and we spoke in barest whispers (her request) throughout the session. OK that feels like we're doing it in church.

April is reserved to the point of creepiness. I didn't sense drugs, but there was no energy or chemistry. She sat on the bed FOREVER not doing anything for the longest time. I appreciate taking time, but there was no sense of pacing.

Way too many rules for a provider. Kissing was reduced to light pecks, she doesn't like saliva. No DATY either. She seems really green at what this is supposed to be. Like fun, you know?

After getting started in mish for CFS I asked to turn her over for some doggy. Could tell she wasn't into it. Discovered, surprisingly, not the best hygiene on her backdoor. Erection killer. I asked for a little oral warm-up but guess what. Another rule! Had to remove cover and clean up first. Almost every provider I've been with will gladly restart the engine with the cover still on. If you don't like the taste of spermicide, get flavored covers.

At this point I decided to stick with BBBJ and it actually turned out pretty good as I stated above.

Conclusion:

It wasn't a comfortable or truly fun time for me. I always respect a provider's limits during a session but I prefer a more open menu. It's possible YMMV but I will not repeat. Plenty of other cuties in the EE roster!

[Vinnie Kramer]

Same for me. Multiple hour lags between replies to text.

Way too easy to hook up with others to waste time on her.

Glad you had a great time. You must be the one guy on here she was able to connect with. For me, she was horrible.

[Cook72]

Contacted the "Greek Master". Told me 4 x $ per hour. I said "Wow most others girls are half that" and the insults started coming.

Such bad attitudes don't win guys over.

http://usaadultclassifieds.info/clas...k-master-.html

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Exact same ad in Orlando two days prior. Not saying she could not have traveled north in a day but unlikely. I smell a scam.

[DaddioDoc]

Contacted the "Greek Master". Told me 4 x $ per hour. I said "Wow most others girls are half that" and the insults started coming.

Such bad attitudes don't win guys over.

http://usaadultclassifieds.info/clas...k-master-.html

Last 4 xxx-xx7334.

She better be planning to detail my car AND fix me a sammich afterward!

Hell, even the hottest providers in Vegas have trouble scoring that kind of take these days.

[NdFanMan]

You know the old sayings. "a fool and his money. ", and "there's one born every day".

I'm sure they get enough bites to make it worth the effort. I'd like to think I'm smarter than that.

Contacted the "Greek Master". Told me 4 x $ per hour. I said "Wow most others girls are half that" and the insults started coming.

Such bad attitudes don't win guys over.

http://usaadultclassifieds.info/clas...k-master-.html

Last 4 xxx-xx7334.

[Member #6923]

I just recently hade a dream with AshDD. I have to say it has been the best dream I have hade since starting in this hobby. She is very passionate and take direction well.

[DaddioDoc]

You know the old sayings. "a fool and his money. ", and "there's one born every day".

I'm sure they get enough bites to make it worth the effort. I'd like to think I'm smarter than that.

So I saw this ad like I'm sure the rest of us also saw:

http://usaadultclassifieds.info/clas...-clients-.html

Knowing it was likely TGTBT I still thought, "wow, this woman's assertive. Let's give this a shot. ".

So I emailed this message to her, "Hi, I'm a USA senior member in good standing and saw your ad on the USA Classifieds site. I just sent you a PM, too and my email address here is from my private email account. So, what's the next step? Thank you. ".

Based on her immediate reply (below), I'll pass. Not only because of the ridiculous process "she" insists on but at her rates I'd sooner call an EE girl and get more reliable and better results anyway (but likely minus the islands trip). Plus, the line in her ad where she justifies her money card screening process crap by saying it's because it "PROTECTS ME AGAINST RAPISTS / SERIAL KILLERS" is just a little over the top for me. Anyone jump through her hoops yet?

Tommy.

Here's her form letter email reply to the above:

Thanks for your interest. I love life. I have a day job I am very discrete and I am very clean I don't have any sickness or any diseases. I can be naughty hope you are to. I prefer overnights you get the full satisfaction with no rush you can take your time and enjoy this body of mine!!

Please find my rates and screening method below:

1 HOUR MINIMUM 300 ROSES.

3 HOURS 500 ROSES.

OVERNIGHT 800 ROSES.

24 HOURS 1000 ROSES.

I am a thorough professional: therefore I conduct a stringent screening process before meeting anyone. New Clients need to meet my screening requirements of a 50% deposit of the total session rate. This is only a once- off thing for new clients only!! : This is due to my past experience with bad clients and law enforcement.

To book a session with me, you must book ASAP to avoid any conflicts in availability.

I do ask for instant booking confirmation so as to be sure I am talking to a serious minded individual. THIS IS BECAUSE OF MY PAST EXPERIENCES WITH BAD CLIENTS, PROTECTS ME AGAINST RAPISTS / SERIAL KILLERS AND IT ASSURES SERIOUSNESS. SOME MEN don't JUST LIKE / WANT TO PAY AND THIS PREVENTS ME FROM MEETING SUCH MEN.

Booking Confirmations do not have any adverse effect on your session dates. If you are not readily available on your booked dates and times: It might please you to know that I am willing to reschedule without charge. I only see three clients a day so make sure you book on time.

To book:

You need to go in store and buy a RELOADIT RELOAD PACK worth 50% or a PayPal my cash card of your chosen session rates; send me the pin for verification. Reload packs and pay pal my cash cards are sold in store. I could help you locate the nearest store to make the purchase from if need be. Please do not buy any of these prepaid cards: VISA, AM EX, DISCOVERY or MASTERCARD. Meeting time, address, and directions are discussed upon verification of reload pack. Kindly note that Reload pack verification only takes about 5 minutes.

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