Massage Parlor Reports

[BenderDundat]

I decided to check this place out since there was a dearth of recent reports. I got a great message from Lisa but it was totally legit (and I mean that in a bad way). No hint of anything. 1 hr was 60 to the house. I tipped 10 and left there looking for a sure thing.

The talent here is lacking but extras are available. I wouldn't recommend.

Benderdundat.

[Wizard22]

Having wasted an hour at Xin, I wanted a sure thing, in the direction that I was headed. Olympia fit the bill but I was hopeful that they would have a new provider. Turns out that they did since I have been there. Apple is probably in her 30's and a little heavy but certainly would have been acceptable if not for her defective attitude. Once I established that I would not pay 80 for a HJ she was quite pissy. So I got a bad HJ for 40 and paid the house 60 for a half hour (my experience there is that you barely get more than a half hour even if you pay the house 80).

The only saving grace was that i managed to hit her in the face with ejaculate, which did nothing to improve our relationship.

[Wizard22]

I just noticed that I Masssge may have changed its name to Xin. Previously it was a no-go for extras. Anybody been there lately? Location is corner of Rucker and Houze roads.

I decided to check this place out since there was a dearth of recent reports. I got a great message from Lisa but it was totally legit (and I mean that in a bad way). No hint of anything. 1 hr was 60 to the house. I tipped 10 and left there looking for a sure thing.

[WalterM]

You guys going to ask every camp / Kamp girl about this MBTI personality crap? They probably going to tell you their personalities are SAYM-F (suck all your money. Fool) LOL.

That personality type is hardly limited to women who work in AMPs. It seems to be a common trait among a very large swath of the female population. One way or another, we all pay. The only difference is whether it's on the front end or the back.

In my experience, it's been cheaper to pay up front. YMMV.

[SouthHunter]

You guys going to ask every camp / Kamp girl about this MBTI personality crap? They probably going to tell you their personalities are SAYM-F (suck all your money. Fool) LOL.

INTP (which surprises no one who's known me even for five minutes); "The Logician".

(More precisely, INTP-A, if you're looking at Assertive vs. Turbulent personalities.).

I wonder what the "hoe" personality trends toward? Guessing ESFP-T.

O.

[MrHobbyist]

INTP (which surprises no one who's known me even for five minutes); "The Logician".

(More precisely, INTP-A, if you're looking at Assertive vs. Turbulent personalities.).

I wonder what the "hoe" personality trends toward? Guessing ESFP-T.

O.

I haven't seen this one in a while. It was in vogue a few years ago. It seemed like every management seminar I attended had this as a "guide" to better management. I wonder how many hobbyists are I vs E. It would be an interesting study.

[Niteluvr]

So I went to see her the other day, and she totally turned me down. I had seen her multiple times, had a great time and gotten much more than just a handy. Said she's got a boyfriend. It was weird, has anyone else run into this?

She wouldn't even give you a HJ? Wonder who her boyfriend is.

[Ozymandias]

Just curious what kinds of personality types you guys are (talking Myers-Briggs here). I'd just find it interesting. Mine is ISTP.

INTP (which surprises no one who's known me even for five minutes); "The Logician".

(More precisely, INTP-A, if you're looking at Assertive vs. Turbulent personalities.).

I wonder what the "hoe" personality trends toward? Guessing ESFP-T.

O.

[BKeeper]

Might you share more info on her? PM if preferred.

Please share info on Stacy, as I'm in the area practically every day for some reason or other. PM if preferred.

Thanks!

[Eslide3]

So I went to see her the other day, and she totally turned me down. I had seen her multiple times, had a great time and gotten much more than just a handy. Said she's got a boyfriend. It was weird, has anyone else run into this?

[Erik Shawn]

Just curious what kinds of personality types you guys are (talking Myers-Briggs here). I'd just find it interesting. Mine is ISTP.

[Jugglr123]

I passed Highland Massage on Monroe Dr today. I've driven by there a million times and somehow never noticed this place. All the previous reports in the forum are from 4-5 years ago and said that the place is completely legit. Does anybody know if anything has changed since then?

[Niteluvr]

https://atlanta.craigslist.org/atl/thp/6099287342.html

I also saw one of those cats on the counter. I've heard that means the place is legit.

It means bye bye to your money. No, seriously, it's a Chinese thing for good luck. They have these cats in Chinese resturants too. I've gotten everything on the menu except a BJ at Chinese massage places that have a cat.

Using any symbol to signify whether a place is legit or, more importantly, not legit would be a seriously stupid business move. If CAMP / KAMP owners were to use that cat to indicate extras were available, for example, some investigative reporter would plaster it all over the news and then every non-legit parlor would be the target of LE stings, civic leaders and hordes of vicious soccer moms.

As LuvThemTugs put it, it's just a symbol of good luck. Remember that these CAMP ladies grew up in a society influenced by Confucianism, Buddhism, superstition and whatever the Chinese Communist Party brainwashed them with.

[SunSin1]

Nooooooooooo. The name really has nothing to do whether a parlor is Korean or Chinese, unless the name contains an obviously Chinese word. Can't think of any current Korean parlors using a Korean word on their signage. Secondly, ads on BP and CL for Chinese and Korean parlors both use stock photos of Asian models, so ads are not distinctive enough for the untrained monger. Telltale signs are:

1. Call the place. Of course you have to be able to tell the difference between a Chinese and Korean accent.

2. Visit the place. A Korean parlor will have a small entry area devoid of massage chairs or customers; maybe a some plants, a sofa and security cameras but that's about it. It's there so they can size you up and decide if they want to let you in. When you enter a Chinese parlor, you're normally entering a large room with massage chairs with maybe a few customers present.

If the place is called a Spa, and it smells bad from garlic and Kimchi then FS is sure to be had.

Also they ask for payment first.

[Michael Caffey]

To the newbies wondering how to tell, one big clue is whether or not a commercial spa advertises solely in the "Massage" section or not. At that point it is still 50/50.

If you're looking for a "sure thing", advertising in the "Women Seeking Men" should be your first clue. Still doesn't mean you'll like the bill.