Massage Parlor Reports

[LuvThemTugs]

https://atlanta.craigslist.org/atl/thp/6099287342.html

I haven't seen any reviews on this place yet. I was on Cobb pkwy and drove by it so I decided to check it out. I did the ol "coming in just to get a card" trick. Greeted by a middle aged woman. I don't know if she was Chinese because her skin was darker than your average massage lady. Her name was Linda. She wore a leopard print tight shirt and brown pants. She had a nice pair of tits but no ass. I also saw one of those cats on the counter. I've heard that means the place is legit. I kinda want to check the place out because Linda was cute. Anyone been here yet?

It means bye bye to your money. No, seriously, it's a Chinese thing for good luck. They have these cats in Chinese resturants too. I've gotten everything on the menu except a BJ at Chinese massage places that have a cat.

[MassageAwesome]

https://atlanta.craigslist.org/atl/thp/6099287342.html

I haven't seen any reviews on this place yet. I was on Cobb pkwy and drove by it so I decided to check it out. I did the ol "coming in just to get a card" trick. Greeted by a middle aged woman. I don't know if she was Chinese because her skin was darker than your average massage lady. Her name was Linda. She wore a leopard print tight shirt and brown pants. She had a nice pair of tits but no ass. I also saw one of those cats on the counter. I've heard that means the place is legit. I kinda want to check the place out because Linda was cute. Anyone been here yet?

[MassageAwesome]

Kamps often have at least one girl named Kim, not always but Kim is a very Korean name.

I've said this before, but another good difference between spas and AMPs is that AMPs always play that relaxing go to sleep music. Spas play what's on the radio. I've only been to 2 spas (Rainbow and B) and they both always play B98.5 (no pun intended).

[MrHobbyist]

And since I judiciously follow the Monger Code of GA (or MCGA). Let me familiarize you with some laws:

MCGA 1-01: Touching.

If it advisable to run your hand up your massuse's leg and ass to see if she's down to play. No penalty besides a slap is levied upon violators.

MCGA 2-01: Table Showers.

Always accept a table shower invitation. Encourage your member show interest due shower. Failure to comply could result in blue balls.

MCGA 3-01: Lube.

Shaft manipulation should include a soft hand and lots of lubricant. A lack of lubrication could lead to chafing, an official party foul.

MCGA 4-01: Payment.

Tip well!! They perform a job your wife probably won't.

One more.

MCGA 5-01: Afterward.

Make sure you pee as soon as you can, sometimes they will get a mixture of soap and lube down in there, wash it out with a good long pee. (Urologist Recommended).

[WalterM]

As past president of MCED yourself, you should know I'm sworn to strict confidentiality in department matters. However, I will say this: YES!

And since I judiciously follow the Monger Code of GA (or MCGA). Let me familiarize you with some laws:

MCGA 1-01: Touching.

If it advisable to run your hand up your massuse's leg and ass to see if she's down to play. No penalty besides a slap is levied upon violators.

MCGA 2-01: Table Showers.

Always accept a table shower invitation. Encourage your member show interest due shower. Failure to comply could result in blue balls.

MCGA 3-01: Lube.

Shaft manipulation should include a soft hand and lots of lubricant. A lack of lubrication could lead to chafing, an official party foul.

MCGA 4-01: Payment.

Tip well!! They perform a job your wife probably won't.

[ComTech42]

Someone might have been refering to him more along the way of signs. SPA in all caps on a building sign is usually a good indication of kamp.

Of course, there are always exceptions. But before backpage and craigslist, that was my rule of thumb.

Kamps often have at least one girl named Kim, not always but Kim is a very Korean name.

[Merlin42]

Natural Spa across magic hand about to open. Wonder is Kamp or CAMP. But that location is wide open put you on a spot light and often times LEO patrol that intersection. Highly doubt it will last if is a Kamp.

Please read my post. Same owner as Treat your Feet on Buford Hwy. It's a camp. No extras.

[Member #5564]

Jonesey it seems you are an expert in these matters?

Are you sure you are not working for the Monger Code Enforcement Division?

You show up at CAMPS and SPAS in a fake uniform demanding documents and pointing out violations, then ultimately excepting favors as payment for the lacking papers? Humm, Can I be your deputy?

As past president of MCED yourself, you should know I'm sworn to strict confidentiality in department matters. However, I will say this: YES!

[AcWorthDude]

Nooooooooooo. The name really has nothing to do whether a parlor is Korean or Chinese, unless the name contains an obviously Chinese word. Can't think of any current Korean parlors using a Korean word on their signage. Secondly, ads on BP and CL for Chinese and Korean parlors both use stock photos of Asian models, so ads are not distinctive enough for the untrained monger. Telltale signs are:

1. Call the place. Of course you have to be able to tell the difference between a Chinese and Korean accent.

2. Visit the place. A Korean parlor will have a small entry area devoid of massage chairs or customers; maybe a some plants, a sofa and security cameras but that's about it. It's there so they can size you up and decide if they want to let you in. When you enter a Chinese parlor, you're normally entering a large room with massage chairs with maybe a few customers present.

Someone might have been refering to him more along the way of signs. SPA in all caps on a building sign is usually a good indication of kamp.

Of course, there are always exceptions. But before backpage and craigslist, that was my rule of thumb.

[Petey1015]

Jonesey it seems you are an expert in these matters?

Are you sure you are not working for the Monger Code Enforcement Division?

You show up at CAMPS and SPAS in a fake uniform demanding documents and pointing out violations, then ultimately excepting favors as payment for the lacking papers? Humm, Can I be your deputy?

Sheriff Jonesey deputized me yesterday, so I'll certainly let him know we could another set of hands on the job. Patience is a virtue.

[Niteluvr]

I was under the impression that a spa was Korea and Massage was Chinese? And usually spa's were FS, no?

Nooooooooooo. The name really has nothing to do whether a parlor is Korean or Chinese, unless the name contains an obviously Chinese word. Can't think of any current Korean parlors using a Korean word on their signage. Secondly, ads on BP and CL for Chinese and Korean parlors both use stock photos of Asian models, so ads are not distinctive enough for the untrained monger. Telltale signs are:

1. Call the place. Of course you have to be able to tell the difference between a Chinese and Korean accent.

2. Visit the place. A Korean parlor will have a small entry area devoid of massage chairs or customers; maybe a some plants, a sofa and security cameras but that's about it. It's there so they can size you up and decide if they want to let you in. When you enter a Chinese parlor, you're normally entering a large room with massage chairs with maybe a few customers present.

[Apollo007]

Natural Spa across magic hand about to open. Wonder is Kamp or CAMP. But that location is wide open put you on a spot light and often times LEO patrol that intersection. Highly doubt it will last if is a Kamp.

I was under the impression that a spa was Korea and Massage was Chinese? And usually spa's were FS, no?

[SouthHunter]

Natural Spa across magic hand about to open. Wonder is Kamp or CAMP. But that location is wide open put you on a spot light and often times LEO patrol that intersection. Highly doubt it will last if is a Kamp.

[SunSin1]

Went by there today and the C & D Notice plainly reads: NO BUSINESS LICENSE.

Jonesey it seems you are an expert in these matters?

Are you sure you are not working for the Monger Code Enforcement Division?

You show up at CAMPS and SPAS in a fake uniform demanding documents and pointing out violations, then ultimately excepting favors as payment for the lacking papers? Humm, Can I be your deputy?

[Bassmaster]

Wow. No lack of massage opportunities in Norcross. Starting at Buford Hwy and and Norcross Tucker Rd, Oasis is new beside TitleMax in a retail shopping center. A mile north, is Moon Massage in a converted accountant's office. In fact, the accountant sign is still out front. Then, a half mile north is the famous Rose in another small retail storefront complex. Sad to say, this is very near my back yard. Guess I will save my monger dollar for locations just a little more out of the way.

TOFFT at Moon recently, so now have been to all three mentioned above. Drew Lina, probably pushing 50 although hard to tell. Reasonable attractive and personable, got a massage just the way I like it for an hour at $50, so good start. A little teasing, enough to think there was a possibility. On the flip some grazing, a little eye contact and a few nods she rubbed one out for me. A little OTC was tolerated and she did a good job. No discussion of money, so I tipped her well as I appreciate a good massage and a HE with no haggling.

I reported before on Oasis which is $60 for an hour, and was offered DIY.

So to rank them, Oasis is last and I won't go back. We all know about Rose, but if you accept that it will be $120 take the 90 minute and shower upgrades you will get a good looking girl and I have been successful there including a BBBJ which was awesome. Moon was a great value and a better massage than Oasis and Rose, so for an economic value Moon was pretty good.