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[OldHornDog]

Had a bad dream with the curvy Barbie It started with not being able to get a hold of my regular thing for 2 days. Well that being said I was on the hunt. I first called Jenna to see what her special was, I had a couple of dreams with her before so I knew her service was defiantly not anything special but I figured I would see if she had a decent special. I texted her and she got right back with me telling me about her 85 hh special. I responded that the last 2 times I saw her it was 80. She replied that she could do that. Guess her idea of a special is charging the same price she charges on any given day. I decided to pass on that special girls special LOL. I then saw the curvy barbies ad and decided I would gove her a try, as I do love big full titties. Set up is very easy, she answers text and the phone right away I'm guessing that's because mongers aren't rushing to see her, I now know why. She directed me to a not so great east side notell, got the room number and headed up. Greeted at the door by the girl in the pics but the pics are better looking than the real thing. I was there so what the hell. Le check and donation right off the bat then straight to buisness. One thing I can say good was her titties are very big and nice but unfortunately she told me I had to be extremely genital with them and she would pull away from me even licking them WTF. She then proceeded with a CBJ and her skills there are good, fat girls typically do give good head, they have to. On to the main event cg. It was ok but totally emotionless. Did finish the job. She then got up went to the can to dump the cover. Never offered to clean me up so had to do that myself. She was dressed when I got out of the bathroom and ready to shu me out the door. I would defiantly not recommend seeing her and I know I won't be back unless she offers a 20 CBJ. I should have just stayed home and flogged the dolphin myself would have been much more enjoyable and I would have save 80 bucks.

http://madison.backpage.com/WomenSee...ecial/18525621

[BigEmz00]

Since my usual girl went and left town for greener pastures, I was left without an easy option. Decided to go to Mcf again, even though I was planning on not going back. Saw Kiki solo this time. Had already seen her as part of a duo. She's a little smaller than I first thought. She just looks larger when standing next to skinny coco. I forgot to mention this in the last review, but the boobs are large, but fake. I don't care for that personally. Kiki is a little friendlier than the other girls. Maybe because she's new and hasn't burned out yet. She cut back on the makeup also. I think she looked better this time. I'm pretty sure she's at least a few years older than the others though. She has also fully shaved since I last saw her, which was a little surprising. The other girls trim but don't go Brazilian.

My 5/10 rating was a little on the low side, I think without coco to compare her against, she's easily a 6/10.

Pretty standard program otherwise for Mcf: rub down with a lot of teasing, Longest CBJ I've ever gotten at Mcf, CG, Asian, CG but with her lying fully on me, mish to finish.

I didn't ask for anything, so not sure what her menu is like. Assume it's very limited. She did allow a small amount of kissing on the lips.

Can someone specify this "Mcf" "McFarland" place, sorry. Is it Beijing on Larsen? Or am I way off? Apologies for the stupid question just so many nicknames its tough to follow for a rookie. Grand Canyon as well. Thanks all.

[Andy54]

You may be confusing Lexxi and Lexi.

I'm guessing you are correct. Didn't really know there were two different ones. Thanks for straightening that out!

[ToolMan347]

There was an ad for "Silver" this morning. No longer there. It was Lucy behind the scenes. Lucy is full GFE, but not petite. I've reviewed her on the other site.

Her petite friend is cute as hell, but not GFE. I didn't discover what was happening until I was all the way to their incall in Stoughton. I didn't go through with it. I bailed before getting to the door.

It felt like a bait and switch.

Now there's not even an ad up for Lucy. I don't really care to repeat with her as she's not my type. But if you like BBW, she's definitely worth a shot.

I'm glad I saved my money because I went and saw Lexi again:

http://madison.backpage.com/WomenSee...-girl/18684719

Even better than the first time as neither of us had a real time constraint. Probably one of the best GFE experiences I've ever had.

WTF? I have texted her number twice before your review and I got the same response both times. Who are you and what are you looking for? Obviously, I didn't answer either question and moved on. I thought the last review was a hoax or mistake, so now I don't know why I'm having issues.

[Sanctimonious6]

Lexxi told me that she had a real job and was no longer escorting. Guess she just didn't want to see me.

You may be confusing Lexxi and Lexi.

[Andy54]

There was an ad for "Silver" this morning. No longer there. It was Lucy behind the scenes. Lucy is full GFE, but not petite. I've reviewed her on the other site.

Her petite friend is cute as hell, but not GFE. I didn't discover what was happening until I was all the way to their incall in Stoughton. I didn't go through with it. I bailed before getting to the door.

It felt like a bait and switch.

Now there's not even an ad up for Lucy. I don't really care to repeat with her as she's not my type. But if you like BBW, she's definitely worth a shot.

I'm glad I saved my money because I went and saw Lexi again:

http://madison.backpage.com/WomenSee...-girl/18684719

Even better than the first time as neither of us had a real time constraint. Probably one of the best GFE experiences I've ever had.

Lexxi told me that she had a real job and was no longer escorting. Guess she just didn't want to see me.

[Member #6005]

There was an ad for "Silver" this morning. No longer there. It was Lucy behind the scenes. Lucy is full GFE, but not petite. I've reviewed her on the other site.

Her petite friend is cute as hell, but not GFE. I didn't discover what was happening until I was all the way to their incall in Stoughton. I didn't go through with it. I bailed before getting to the door.

It felt like a bait and switch.

Now there's not even an ad up for Lucy. I don't really care to repeat with her as she's not my type. But if you like BBW, she's definitely worth a shot.

I'm glad I saved my money because I went and saw Lexi again:

http://madison.backpage.com/WomenSee...-girl/18684719

Even better than the first time as neither of us had a real time constraint. Probably one of the best GFE experiences I've ever had.

[NoDamage]

Since my usual girl went and left town for greener pastures, I was left without an easy option. Decided to go to Mcf again, even though I was planning on not going back. Saw Kiki solo this time. Had already seen her as part of a duo. She's a little smaller than I first thought. She just looks larger when standing next to skinny coco. I forgot to mention this in the last review, but the boobs are large, but fake. I don't care for that personally. Kiki is a little friendlier than the other girls. Maybe because she's new and hasn't burned out yet. She cut back on the makeup also. I think she looked better this time. I'm pretty sure she's at least a few years older than the others though. She has also fully shaved since I last saw her, which was a little surprising. The other girls trim but don't go Brazilian.

My 5/10 rating was a little on the low side, I think without coco to compare her against, she's easily a 6/10.

Pretty standard program otherwise for Mcf: rub down with a lot of teasing, Longest CBJ I've ever gotten at Mcf, CG, Asian, CG but with her lying fully on me, mish to finish.

I didn't ask for anything, so not sure what her menu is like. Assume it's very limited. She did allow a small amount of kissing on the lips.

[Member #6005]

I tried to connect with Snow last night. I asked about her review special:

http://madison.backpage.com/WomenSee...bunny/18586822

She immediately shut that down. "I've never offered a review special!" There was a little more back and forth and then she hung up.

I felt surprisingly patient, adapting to her resistance, offering to proceed, inquiring about my interest.

Basically I found her to be cold and impatient and my interest was at least temporarily doused. I was disappointed. But, as always, the long view is that these gestures are little gifts. Loose a few minutes discovering the girl is not likely to provide what you want. Or spend a couple of hundred dollars a few hours and have an easily forgotten mediocre experience to discover the same thing?

I urge you to choose the former.

I understand these girls get inundated. It's best not to take their attitude personally.

Someone else recently reported about her attitude. I should have listened. Then again, I learned the same thing without much effort or cost.

[Member #6005]

Anyone hit this yet?

http://madison.backpage.com/WomenSee...-need/18664272

Whatever you find, it's unlikely to be what you seek.

[DieselMike]

Anyone hit this yet?

http://madison.backpage.com/WomenSee...-need/18664272

Wow; quite the caboose on that train! Not my thing but that is a booty lover's dream.

[HornyGuy Lif]

Anyone hit this yet?

http://madison.backpage.com/WomenSee...-need/18664272

Go get that pussy Howard.

[Howard5354]

Anyone hit this yet?

http://madison.backpage.com/WomenSee...-need/18664272

[Cs101]

I new version just got posted that includes a phone number.

http://madison.backpage.com/WomenSee...3-214/18500025

I have strong reason to suspect Crystal would not be looking for work on the side. She is definitely still at Canyon and she has a family so I really doubt she's looking for work outside if business hours. Also I can't see the ad anymore because it's gone but I have her # so if someone PMs me the # in the ad I could confirm or deny it's legitimacy. It's probably fake, along with half the other ads on BP.

[Sanctimonious6]

I new version just got posted that includes a phone number.

http://madison.backpage.com/WomenSee...3-214/18500025

Another clue that it's not the real Crystal: She is well into her 30's, and I doubt that she would try to pass herself off as 24.