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**Sanctimonious6** · 04-22-17 11:32

Originally Posted by Popeyemadison [View Original Post]

Crystal is one of the girls that posts for the West side massage place that's been much discussed (Crystal, Brianna, Yuna, etc). I haven't seen any of them. It feels like a huge Maybe to me, especially the daytime only and lobby scene. If they have no shower, how do the girls clean themselves up between clients? Etc.

It looks like she might be available independently:

http://madison.backpage.com/WomenSee...tural/18500025

Alas, the ad has no number to contact and you can't even do the stupid BP reply thing (that always feels like a black hole anyway).

I new version just got posted that includes a phone number.

http://madison.backpage.com/WomenSee...3-214/18500025

**Sanctimonious6** · 04-22-17 11:19

Originally Posted by Popeyemadison [View Original Post]

Crystal is one of the girls that posts for the West side massage place that's been much discussed (Crystal, Brianna, Yuna, etc). I haven't seen any of them. It feels like a huge Maybe to me, especially the daytime only and lobby scene. If they have no shower, how do the girls clean themselves up between clients? Etc.

It looks like she might be available independently:

http://madison.backpage.com/WomenSee...tural/18500025

Alas, the ad has no number to contact and you can't even do the stupid BP reply thing (that always feels like a black hole anyway).

Looks like we noticed that ad at about the same time. I strongly suspect that the real Crystal didn't post it, because she's too smart to neglect to include contact info. But if she is indeed branching out, that would be a great thing.

**Member #6005** · 04-22-17 10:32

Crystal is one of the girls that posts for the West side massage place that's been much discussed (Crystal, Brianna, Yuna, etc). I haven't seen any of them. It feels like a huge Maybe to me, especially the daytime only and lobby scene. If they have no shower, how do the girls clean themselves up between clients? Etc.

It looks like she might be available independently:

http://madison.backpage.com/WomenSee...tural/18500025

Alas, the ad has no number to contact and you can't even do the stupid BP reply thing (that always feels like a black hole anyway).

**Sanctimonious6** · 04-22-17 10:30

Not a very effective way to advertise. No phone, no email, no "reply" button. And fraudulently using CMT Crystal's picture. The other possibility is that Crystal is branching out and expanding her options, but that seems highly unlikely.

http://madison.backpage.com/WomenSee...tural/18500025

**Member #6005** · 04-22-17 09:20

Originally Posted by Will1413 [View Original Post]

Just saw a provider who posted on BP today as Kathy. Wanted to spread the word not to waste your time and money. She pulled a bait and switch where the price she quoted would only get a massage, anything else would double the price. Pics were fake too, of course.

Thank you, I suspected she was fake, but it helps to have confirmation.

Did you consider walking away when you saw her? I know that's hard to do. It's easier if you leave your money in your car.

**Howard5354** · 04-22-17 06:32

Originally Posted by Will1413 [View Original Post]

Just saw a provider who posted on BP today as Kathy. Wanted to spread the word not to waste your time and money. She pulled a bait and switch where the price she quoted would only get a massage, anything else would double the price. Pics were fake too, of course.

Saves the rest of us time and frustration. Hope you locate some good twat. Read the board as there are several good prospects listed here. Select one and go get that pussy.

**Will1413** · 04-21-17 23:09

Just saw a provider who posted on BP today as Kathy. Wanted to spread the word not to waste your time and money. She pulled a bait and switch where the price she quoted would only get a massage, anything else would double the price. Pics were fake too, of course.

**Member #6005** · 04-21-17 07:03

Originally Posted by Bwa123 [View Original Post]

I'm looking for info on anything. Haven't had much luck on BP.

What are you interested in? Who have you tried? What have you experienced? Have you read this forum and tried any of the girls mentioned here?

**Howard5354** · 04-21-17 04:48

Originally Posted by Bwa123 [View Original Post]

I'm looking for info on anything. Haven't had much luck on BP.

We are all looking, so keep on looking and hopefully something will eventually pop and you will be able to go get that pussy.

**Bwa123** · 04-20-17 20:07

I'm looking for info on anything. Haven't had much luck on BP.

**NoDamage** · 04-17-17 14:33

So, I went and did a duo over at Mcf. Ended up with Coco and Kiki. Kiki just started working there. She is a little larger than the other girls. Kind of a MILF type. Not flabby though, still a tight body. I had actually asked for coco and ivy, but I think communication problems resulted in me getting the new girl instead. Probably just as well since I don't plan on going back.

The duo went better than I expected, but I had really low expectations, so YMMV. Like I thought, the girls mostly avoided contact with each other, but they did work as a team. Shower (self service), 4 hands massage (lots of teasing from kiki), CBJ from coco, CBJ from kiki, cowgirl from coco, reverse cowgirl from kiki, and mish with kiki to finish. While active with one girl, the other girl did try to stay involved. Kiki allowed kissing on the lips, but no tongue. Both allowed a small amount of playing with the kitty; I didn't attempt FIV. Kiki gave me a short rub down after the finish, and then gave me a shower. Coco handled drying me off.

It actually went pretty well, but part of this might have been due to me not expecting much. They did not try to rush me out, however they didn't seem busy either. Ivy was on the couch when I got there, and still on the couch when I left.

Kiki looks older than the other two girls. Had a lot of makeup on. I guess I'd rate them as follows on appearance, objectively as I can. My personal preferences would result in different ratings.

Kiki - 5/10.

Ivy - 6/10.

Coco - 7/10.

Michelle (no longer at McF) - 8/10.

All that being said, kiki actually has the body type that I like the best. Not a big fan of skinny women. I would probably pick her over the other two. Kiki has a tattoo on her upper back / shoulder, so it's easy to tell her apart.

**Member #6005** · 04-17-17 08:34

The hobby can easily consume you. I'm trying to be more selective. Of course, all that does is increase the per-meet cost. Like most of you, my time is more valuable than the money I waste. So that makes me feel a little dumb.

This dynamic means my expectations skyrocket. I'm inevitably even more disappointed than before.

I've contacted over 30 girls from BP in about a week. There's one who posted briefly in the wrong section and quickly removed her ad after a day or two. She gave me her direct line, implying that she discarded the throwaway TextNow one in her ad. I haven't met her yet. This is the only one that I'm really interested in at this point. The rest run the usual BP gamut. Unresponsive. Rude. Fake pics. With an occasional gem, who only shines in contrast to the rest.

**DowntownMad** · 04-17-17 07:12

Originally Posted by TrueHater7 [View Original Post]

I also saw this one twice. Could be better, could be worse. I agree the tits are amazing. She is dumb as a box of rocks though so don't expect much of a conversation.

After meeting her for breakfast, I was wondering how did she get into UW. But she turns into a different girl in bed. And the second meeting was even better, especially in the shower.

**ToolMan347** · 04-16-17 20:51

Originally Posted by Popeyemadison [View Original Post]

At times it seems the hunt is more thrilling than the catch. The girl opens the door and you're like I wouldn't look twice if we were in the real world and yet here I am forking over at least $100. Will this experience be memorable? Most of them aren't.

Nope. They aren't. I'd say just as many are memorable as are ripoffs. 1 out of 5. So, I have 5 experiences. 3 out of 5 will be average and not memorable but also not terrible. 1 out of 5 will be a complete waste of time, robbery, or ripoff. 1 out of 5 will be excellent and I will repeat until I'm bored with it or the gal disappears. That very accurately describes my experience in the hobby for the past 10 years.