Massage Parlor Reports

[Ned515]

New around here, any feedback on Relax Spa near McCormick. I am planning to check it out. Any other options in the area would be good to know as well. Looking for a decent massage followed by some good service if possible.

[E2304]

Little direction or advice would be nice. I am new to this and not sure what to look for.

Think it's 773 xxx2422.

Haven't been. Based upon my reading of forum posts.

[Dddubs2]

Been seeing this ad come up a few times and the girls / pics look real. Has anyone been? Reminds me of Logan Tantricas.

http://chicago.backpage.com/Therapeu...k-now/56794513

[Gitty]

https://chicago.craigslist.org/chc/thp/6096423752.html

Has anyone tried this lady?

Legit is fine.

I just hope I would not get robbed again.

$60 is good value and I hope I can try few weeks later.

Saw her about 6 months ago. She was working out of her apartment. Massage was decent. There was no teasing at all. Totally legit.

[Lamer12]

Little direction or advice would be nice. I am new to this and not sure what to look for.

If you read forum and BP critically you may be able to figure this out. It is part of this online culture. Good luck Padawan.

[E2304]

This is the second time this has happened to me. The MT is working on my back. She stops and takes a deep breath. She says I smell terrific. This time she asks me what I use. I point to my underarms and say that's it. (I shower and use Mitchum). Then she asks if I moisturize. She shows me that her feet are slipping.

I realize it's the Massage oil. (Like Madge's Palmolive it is multipurpose.) I like the scent but I can't get it off me or my clothes. My t shirts and socks started smelling like a potpourri store. Double wash with enough bleach to harm elastic only reduces smell. I may need to go shopping soon.

[E2304]

Do you have a link or their number?

If you read forum and BP critically you may be able to figure this out. It is part of this online culture. Good luck Padawan.

[E2304]

Went downtown for a beer and massage. Black IPA terrific. Beer first since they were busy. Mt polite and welcomed me back afterwards. 70/60, 80/60 For deep tissue. Although not as hard as I prefer it was soothing and therapeutic. Nice back walk. Again more medium than hard. She has the balance and size for it. Great sense of humor. Playful. Thin. Shapely. Nice finish then TS. No Haggle. Left 60. She works Tues-Thurs and Sunday. In states for 18 months. Downtown traffic and parking are a pain. Street or spot hero. Worth repeating.

Peace.

P.S. Yoyo sounds like her Chinese name, yoyo. She said it several ways. I think she was busting my chops.

[Lamer12]

Do you have a link or their number?

Today I called another Latina place I found on backpage.

(About 1 mile east from Vida on Belmont).

I had to go back of the building.

When I knocked the door, one small, but nice looking Latina girl came (Anna).

It's was $50 an hour, but surprisingly even table shower is included.

I should have gotten TS first, but she suggested to take it later since there will be oil.

(I kind of regret now since her shower was good.).

In general, I feel comfortable since only small door was available on the back. Different than Luna's place, no traffic sound..

[JPother100]

So I hope this is the right forum, it's based off of a Ero massage offered through craigslist at a home, but there are previous mentions of her in here.

So, had a strange visit with Sarah in Northlake.

Arrived on time, and was shown to shower. The house is small, and super clean and organized. Sarah was polite and helpful. Showered and laid down on a massage table in a room with a sauna and oils and music machine. Very professional, very nice. Sara started my "relaxing" massage, but pointed out right away some knots on my back (she is trained?) and that I could really use some deep tissue, agreed, made a mental note to book another appointment. She started out with the oil and forearms trick, which I really don't mind as a first step, but then it gets weird.

She continues with just the oil and forearms for a long time. I would expect shoulders, legs and arms, possible some feet and maybe even some neck and temples for a relaxation massage. Then she suggests a quick hot pack "for 10 minutes". I can't say exactly how long I laid there, but I would guess 15-20 minutes. After calling out a few times, I get up and wander through the house, calling and looking for our friend Sarah. She's gone. House is empty except for me and the music player. WTF? So I pack up and leave.

Texts from the number were very apologetic and I suspect this does not happen on a regular basis. However, I'm reporting on my experience. I would have been furious if I had paid up front, but I'm just a bit annoyed at this point. I don't know what business Sarah had that day, or if she was really sick, but I do not plan on making another trip. I hope she took care of what was bothering her, and I don't think she abandoned me because of any personal animosity toward me, but perhaps she'll learn to cancel the appointment if other areas of her life get too heavy to take an appointment.

Hope everyone has better experience with her than I did.

[Hobby Lover]

Brad this may help your confusion when you see a $ it normally means 100 plus the number after it.

Another alternative is just suspend the James Bond crap and use numbers.

Just a friendly suggestion.

[ChicagoCat99]

https://chicago.craigslist.org/chc/thp/6096423752.html

Has anyone tried this lady?

Legit is fine.

I just hope I would not get robbed again.

$60 is good value and I hope I can try few weeks later.

[Hobbyist2016]

Anyone knows if there is any massage place in / around Palatine area, could be incall that gives HE. Thanks for your help.

[ArielDude28]

This turned out to be a short lived dream. This was becoming my goto place as it offered a lot.

Last time when I was there, they had someone come in to take measurements to remodel / fix the rooms. The provider also told me that they are going to fit table shower. Etc. I wish the closing is not true, but it was too obvious, and being around that residential area makes it even harder to conceal the facts.

I called today and I heard the voice on the other side. It looks like this place is still live.

[ChicagoCat99]

Well when I dreamt of this place "Amy" or "Annie" asked me to be very quiet because boss can't know what's going on. So my guess is if you get the chubby one with acne and small boobs who I think is the owner it's a no go. So if given a choice shoot for the more slender one and ask if she is Japanese.

Boss knows it.

They will do it only until something happens.

These non English speakers chose wrong town.

Stay away for your safety.