Craigslist Advertiser Reviews

**Spaguy45** · 04-25-17 19:25

Crazy Chloie - Starr is back to advertising on CL. I guess because of the terrible reviews on here and maybe elsewhere, she now posts without her name or pic in her ad. If it's in Lake Orion on Lake Orion Road, well, you might want to drive somewhere else. Unless crazy and ugly is your thing, in which case go for it.

**EricTheReddit** · 04-19-17 09:44

Thanks for the reports, Mr. Turner.

**Member #5598** · 04-19-17 07:59

She's heavy is kind of stupid and sucks at responding. Might be UTR though. From Clinton Twp. Want to ask before I take the plunge later today.

**Member #5598** · 04-18-17 22:10

Originally Posted by Russant [View Original Post]

How was the HE? Was it just a HJ?

HJ was all there was to be had from her but she allowed touching her tits a bit. Problem was I was too excited and didn't get to last long enough to enjoy them enough. Nothing more was to be had. I suppose YMMV if you're a regular, but that's only based off of me looking into it I could be wrong though.

**RayLatoole** · 04-18-17 21:58

Originally Posted by Megatron81 [View Original Post]

Do you have a link to her?

Pab newman?. LOL.

**BuckleMyShoe** · 04-18-17 20:02

Went here last night and got a 20 min nothing to write home about massage. Only went because I thought HJ was a sure thing. It was not! Only spent 20 but WTF! Multiple ads in the royal oak area; not sure if one woman or many at different locations but be ready for no fun! Lady was giggling the whole time too. Ugly also, not that it makes a difference.

**Russant** · 04-18-17 19:51

Originally Posted by MikeTurnerHere [View Original Post]

First off, it's not winter anymore hun. Update your ad.

https://web.archive.org/web/20170418...091693698.html

Saw her once, really sweet, kinda quirky, a bit tall and stocky. She works out of an apt near Providence Hospital. Amaaaaaaazing chest and she let the girls out at the end for me. All in all, ok massage with crappy oil, but was worth it for the finale. 120 out the door.

How was the HE? Was it just a HJ?

**Member #5598** · 04-18-17 16:39

https://web.archive.org/web/20170418...067601059.html

Forgot her name. Cute with huge knockers. She used to be in military.

Was about to leave when she said she wouldn't offer any extra besides HE. She convinced me to turn around when she said I can tough the outside of her top but that was it because she's married. Nice principals, eh?

She won't have me back unless it's only for HE, but I won't return unless I can taste or at least touch the melons. The massage sucks and it's on a bed BTW. Damage for 30 min was 9 O.

LOL she tries to justify giving HE as part of the massage process. Nice moral gymnastics she plays while saying no melon touching.

**Member #5598** · 04-18-17 16:05

Saw this chic. Was old and smelly. I wouldn't continue after 2 minutes and just left. She was nasty. Forgot her name LOL probably on purpose.

**Member #5598** · 04-18-17 16:01

First off, it's not winter anymore hun. Update your ad.

https://web.archive.org/web/20170418...091693698.html

Saw her once, really sweet, kinda quirky, a bit tall and stocky. She works out of an apt near Providence Hospital. Amaaaaaaazing chest and she let the girls out at the end for me. All in all, ok massage with crappy oil, but was worth it for the finale. 120 out the door.

**Member #5598** · 04-18-17 15:58

https://web.archive.org/web/20170418...086566939.html

Went here but it wasn't as advertised. She had two crappy smelly oils: gradeseed or almond. Place smelled weird, little privacy (one of those japanese walls only about 5 feet tall was blocking a double door made of glass to an office setting. Ok. She was nice and made it very, very clear that there were no extras to be had. She was nervous as f even though I told her I didn't want extras bluntly. Her nervousness screwed up my muscles even more and I was telling her to relax as she was massaging too fast. She apologized at the end for being nervous. I told her why are you freaking nervous if I'm telling you I don't want extras?

Regardless, no extras to be had either way given her impression. Crappy massage. Crappy location. Would not repeat. Paid 120 (including tip) for a 90 minute massage.

**Member #5598** · 04-18-17 15:49

Originally Posted by EricTheReddit [View Original Post]

Any luck, Turner?

I get responses from the ladies on CL more than others I believe, basing it off of what's reported, but in these cases it didn't work out.

I usually say things like "I'm normal, professional, own my own business, clean, I never do this, and have a gigantic cock". Girls seem to like that. Many are just afraid for their safety so want someone secure and professional.

**EricTheReddit** · 04-18-17 15:07

Originally Posted by MikeTurnerHere [View Original Post]

Hello gents, working on a few ladies simultaneously. Any experience with any of them? Still working on meeting with them, but they are slow as shiiit. Wow. See file names.

Any luck, Turner?

**Member #5598** · 04-16-17 22:01

Originally Posted by RayLatoole [View Original Post]

Have a name or link for the 2nd from the left?. She seems very very familiar.

Look at the filename.

**RayLatoole** · 04-16-17 08:09

Originally Posted by MikeTurnerHere [View Original Post]

Hello gents, working on a few ladies simultaneously. Any experience with any of them? Still working on meeting with them, but they are slow as shiiit. Wow. See file names.

Have a name or link for the 2nd from the left?. She seems very very familiar.