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04-20-17 23:03 #16955Senior Member

Posts: 275Yoyo next to vice district brewing company
Went downtown for a beer and massage. Black IPA terrific. Beer first since they were busy. Mt polite and welcomed me back afterwards. 70/60, 80/60 For deep tissue. Although not as hard as I prefer it was soothing and therapeutic. Nice back walk. Again more medium than hard. She has the balance and size for it. Great sense of humor. Playful. Thin. Shapely. Nice finish then TS. No Haggle. Left 60. She works Tues-Thurs and Sunday. In states for 18 months. Downtown traffic and parking are a pain. Street or spot hero. Worth repeating.
Peace.
P.S. Yoyo sounds like her Chinese name, yoyo. She said it several ways. I think she was busting my chops.
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04-20-17 22:38 #16954Senior Member

Posts: 101Do you have a link or their number?
Originally Posted by BradId24
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04-20-17 22:31 #16953Regular Member

Posts: 21Sarah in Northlake strange experience
So I hope this is the right forum, it's based off of a Ero massage offered through craigslist at a home, but there are previous mentions of her in here.
So, had a strange visit with Sarah in Northlake.
Arrived on time, and was shown to shower. The house is small, and super clean and organized. Sarah was polite and helpful. Showered and laid down on a massage table in a room with a sauna and oils and music machine. Very professional, very nice. Sara started my "relaxing" massage, but pointed out right away some knots on my back (she is trained?) and that I could really use some deep tissue, agreed, made a mental note to book another appointment. She started out with the oil and forearms trick, which I really don't mind as a first step, but then it gets weird.
She continues with just the oil and forearms for a long time. I would expect shoulders, legs and arms, possible some feet and maybe even some neck and temples for a relaxation massage. Then she suggests a quick hot pack "for 10 minutes". I can't say exactly how long I laid there, but I would guess 15-20 minutes. After calling out a few times, I get up and wander through the house, calling and looking for our friend Sarah. She's gone. House is empty except for me and the music player. WTF? So I pack up and leave.
Texts from the number were very apologetic and I suspect this does not happen on a regular basis. However, I'm reporting on my experience. I would have been furious if I had paid up front, but I'm just a bit annoyed at this point. I don't know what business Sarah had that day, or if she was really sick, but I do not plan on making another trip. I hope she took care of what was bothering her, and I don't think she abandoned me because of any personal animosity toward me, but perhaps she'll learn to cancel the appointment if other areas of her life get too heavy to take an appointment.
Hope everyone has better experience with her than I did.
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04-20-17 17:27 #16952Senior Member

Posts: 209Another alternative is just suspend the James Bond crap and use numbers.
Originally Posted by WildRider80
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Just a friendly suggestion.
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04-20-17 17:20 #16951Senior Member

Posts: 292https://chicago.craigslist.org/chc/thp/6096423752.html
Has anyone tried this lady?
Legit is fine.
I just hope I would not get robbed again.
$60 is good value and I hope I can try few weeks later.
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04-20-17 01:23 #16950Senior Member

Posts: 54Palatine
Anyone knows if there is any massage place in / around Palatine area, could be incall that gives HE. Thanks for your help.
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04-18-17 22:39 #16949Senior Member

Posts: 387Vida
I called today and I heard the voice on the other side. It looks like this place is still live.
Originally Posted by ArielDude28
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04-18-17 20:29 #16948Senior Member

Posts: 292Boss knows it.
Originally Posted by WildRider80
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They will do it only until something happens.
These non English speakers chose wrong town.
Stay away for your safety.
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04-18-17 17:42 #16947Senior Member

Posts: 54Thank you guys for this valuable info. I was going to see her but thanks to you all, I'll keep my money and not waste my time.
Originally Posted by DMichaels69
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04-18-17 11:30 #16946Banned Member

Posts: 4190Yea, there is really no reason to waste precious time and money on people like this.
Originally Posted by CallMeSlappy
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04-18-17 11:15 #16945Senior Member

Posts: 481Ugh, I avoid that place like the plague.
Originally Posted by WildRider80
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See my post #90 in the IL-Other Areas - Schaumburg thread for the gruesome details.
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04-18-17 11:09 #16944Senior Member

Posts: 481I had 3 sessions with her, and it was 2 too many.
I thought she needed time to warm up, but no.
I got the same treatment on the flip. Keep it covered.
Worst part is first time she didn't even wipe down back with hot towel. I had to ask for it the next time and she seemed put out.
Originally Posted by BradId24
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04-18-17 10:11 #16943Senior Member

Posts: 253JJ Massage in Schaum
Well when I dreamt of this place "Amy" or "Annie" asked me to be very quiet because boss can't know what's going on. So my guess is if you get the chubby one with acne and small boobs who I think is the owner it's a no go. So if given a choice shoot for the more slender one and ask if she is Japanese.
Originally Posted by HeadFirst80
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04-18-17 10:10 #16942Senior Member

Posts: 3468To Avoid Confusion.
You can just type 140.
Originally Posted by WildRider80
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04-18-17 10:06 #16941Senior Member

Posts: 253Symbols in reports
Brad this may help your confusion when you see a $ it normally means 100 plus the number after it.
Originally Posted by BradId24
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