The Rat Trap

[Chris5]

Good Job, Captain5 and TrailCaptain.

I see you are butt hurt from my last post to you buddy. You seem very sensitive. LOL! I have zero clue why you are so upset. Is it because I called you out for being a captain save a ho?? LOL!! Yep!! That's it! Did she max out you're credit cards and your 100 buck's bank account?? LOL!! You're another pathetic Orlando ass hole.

Go ahead and think I'm TrailHunter and TrailGuy! We're all completely different guy's which I'm sure they will agree on. The Administrator of this forum is NOT a stupid man. I think he could easily find out about all these phony claims of me being a hundred different accounts. Could it be possible that other MONGERS on here actually AGREE with some of the thing's I say?

TrailHunter has been around long before I stepped foot in this shitty city. Which again, I'm sure he would agree on. TrailGuy from all my Intel on Paradise Trail has also been around forever. It's funny because what my beautiful trail girl's tell me who have indeed SEEN both of them, is that these two guy's are WHITE guy's!! LOL!

I am NOT!!

Orlando douche bags!

C5.

[USTraveller]

I actually proposed to Brandi, sadly however, she told me hell no! LOL!

C5.

Nikki and I go way back. I enjoy the stories as well as you. I can't wait to get this little Vixen back in my arms. I almost want to marry her and have her babies. LOL!! Just please, leave a little for me if you see her before I do.

Good Job, Captain5 and TrailCaptain.

[Chris5]

Wow!! What's with all the name calling? And you say C5 act's like a 3 year old?

Just making an observation dude.

Happy Easter!!

This guy is pathetic. He is obsessed with me. I fucked YragFag sister up her ass and he's hated me ever since.

Pathetic.

C5.

[Chris5]

I have so many jealous stalkers here in Florida. It's absolutely pathetic. I guess in some weird way that I should take that as a compliment. So many guy's on here fighting for my attention!

Lmao!

C5.

[OceanSideFun2]

Every one on this forum knows Chris5 and Trailhunter are the same person. Also, we a pretty sure Chris5 is TrailGuy. Chris5 is the most pathetic monger on USA. He lies constantly, he goes to other forums and post pictures that are not his. It's embarrassing how pathetic this guy is.

[TrailGuy]

Wow!! What's with all the name calling? And you say C5 act's like a 3 year old?

Just making an observation dude.

Happy Easter!!

[GeorgeMason]

Wrong again, Chriss5! You wrong almost every time you open that gay cocksucker of yours.

First, you have never 'destroyed' anyone here in the trap, with the exception of yourself. You destroy yourself every time you open you mouth. You just still don't understand that real mongers here only reads your posts for comic relief, because you such a IDIOT. SMH!

Remember you getting 'destroyed' by the Boston Boys in the Massholes thread when you stuck you cocksucker somewhere else it did not belong? SMH!

You like a 3 year old little girl. You never learn, no matter how much we punish you. SMH!

Second, it's plain for any IDIOT to see (well maybe not just 'any idiot') that my account was created way back in 2011. You didn't ship wreck here in Orlando until 2015, so don't even try to take credit for that. If you going to talk shit, at least get you facts right.

Now please STOP sending me PMs asking for pictures of my cock! I keep telling you to take pictures when you sucking me, but you such a gay IDIOT, you always forget. SMH!

Now go back and sit in the corner with you thumb in you mouth until you have something valuable to say. I think you going to be there for awhile. SMH!

[Camera3]

LOL WTF does that mean? Sorry stoned as fuck but please continue. Just would like to know that.

-BMM.

Welllllllllllllllllllll, so, I have had a few guys already PM me laughing their asses off that I would actually use that acronym on this thread. So, here is the history:

It was used by British soldiers during the Second World War as they left a place.

It was used in the weekly radio comedy "It's That Man Again" by the character Mrs. Mopp, who ended every scene she was in with it.

On 1966, Cat Woman, played by the really hot Julie Newmar, in the Batman episode "Better Luck Next Time" states it to Batman who is being stalked by her tiger.

Tim Horton, deceased professional hockey player, has it on his grave stone.

As it turns out, in England it is the most used last words of people about to die.

But the most famous, by far, and something that pretty much reveals you never had children (or may put into question what you did with your children), it was used by actor Paul Winchell, the voice of Tigger, in "Winnie the Pooh and the Blustery Day," followed by "hoo hoo hoo hoo" as he bounces away on his tail. It actually isn't in the book. It was an brilliant ad lib.

TTFN, stands for "ta ta for now" and that is what I said just before putting the street guy who was about to pop a vein in his neck on "ignore" and now things are peaceful, again.

Life's too short to dance with ugly women and argue with guys that think fuckin' streetwalkers is the greatest thing in the world. Know what I mean?

Play safe,

C3.

[GeorgeMason]

Bro you going to let that mother fuckin TWINKIE get away with this shit?

TH.

He got no choice.

Ole Chriss5 and me have an understanding. I let him EAT all the shit he wants, and he lets me TALK all the shiot I want. So he ain't going to have anything to say.

Need proof? Just look at that shit-eating grin on his face!

Chriss5, the original Orlando SHIT MAN!

SMH.

[Chris5]

Bro you going to let that mother fuckin TWINKIE get away with this shit?

TH.

TWINKIE as everyone on here knows, is an alias for that cocksucker YRAGFAG!! He created the GeorgeMason username because he's a gay COWARD! I destroyed YRAGFAG in so many ways. He took it upon himself to leave the Rat TRAP out of pure shame.

The COWARD then decided to create the GeorgeMason account. LOL!!

I've been ignoring him ever since. Until the COWARD decides to use her MAIN account, I will continue to ignore him.

He's a faggot!

C5.

[TrailHunter]

I pity the fool be fucking them 'model-like' OBT curb trash.

Yup, that be ole Chriss5. Dude you still fucking them ho's? You dick ain't fell clean off yet?

Son you really an IDIOT. You playing Russian roulette with a full chamber.

You really need to watch what drugs you be feeding them ho's cause they starting to look an awful lot like you, you gay biotch!

Bro you going to let that mother fuckin TWINKIE get away with this shit?

TH.

[TrailGuy]

Guess no matter how hard I try, some people avoid the truth. I asked camera3 some simple outright questions. Doesn't answer a single one. Instead he comes out talking about a pig? If anyone can't back up with proof of what they put on this thread, don't say it.

I'm still waiting for this camera3 dude to back up his claim that no girl wants to see him.

Let me make it clear that I don't know C5 personally. I just like how he tells it like it is.

I am knew to the posting, but not reading it. I am a long time monger on the trail.

So camera3, if can't back up what you claim, leave it alone. Camera3's latest claim is he's been around for years before C5. Looks like C5 has over 4800 post. Camera3 has less than 2000. Don't know. Don't really care who has been around the longest. Trying to figure out his purpose for even bringing it up.

Happy Easter everyone.

[GeorgeMason]

I pity the fool be fucking them 'model-like' OBT curb trash.

Yup, that be ole Chriss5. Dude you still fucking them ho's? You dick ain't fell clean off yet?

Son you really an IDIOT. You playing Russian roulette with a full chamber.

You really need to watch what drugs you be feeding them ho's cause they starting to look an awful lot like you, you gay biotch!

[TrailGuy]

First, to set the record straight, I have been a member of the Orlando board with the "C3" signature a couple years before Chris5 got here. So, technically, if anyone looks like they are a wannabe it is he, and I guarantee he would set you straight if you accused him of that one.

Second, did you read what you wrote before you posted it 'cause it is really strange shit you state.

Which brings us to the point of this post. There are two reasons you should never try to teach a pig to sing. Number one, it can't be done. Number two, it annoys the pig.

So, before I annoy you further I will put yet another ass hole who brings nothing to the table on ignore.

TTFN.

C3.

I know exactly what I wrote. Apparently you don't. You avoided each and every question I had. So where is your proof no girls want to date C5? What about the other questions? It's ok. I know you have no proof. By the way. The girl you date, was or is she either a hooker or maybe a BP girl when you met? If so and you believe you're the only one she see's is what makes you pathetic. Not you dating her. So let's be clear. I'm just adking. Not accusing. So can you answer all that? You're the one that put yourself out there my friend. You should know people are going to bust your balls. That's what this thread is all about. If you post back to me with anything else other than what I ask, I guess I will have my answer. Don't avoid it by talking about some pug.

[BlowMyMt]

TTFN.

C3.

LOL WTF does that mean? Sorry stoned as fuck but please continue. Just would like to know that.

-BMM.