Massage Parlor Reports

[Pilatus65]

I went once and was not impressed. Low pressure massage, cheap lotion, too much lotion and at the end a small wash cloth to clean off with.

Rather unremarkable experience that wasn't especially therapeutic, relaxing, or even friendly. Therapist should be able to connect with client on some wave-length. No conversation comes off as cold and aloof. Massage in basement is not a warm, welcoming environment nor does it put one at ease. Don't get nor concur with rave review.

[DMichaels69]

I went once and was not impressed. Low pressure massage, cheap lotion, too much lotion and at the end a small wash cloth to clean off with.

https://chicago.craigslist.org/wcl/thp/6086825775.html

I just made an appointment for 90 minutes (only $60).

There are MTs taking break even for 30 minutes session.

I know she would not take a minute break.

She set up the salon on the basement of her townhouse.

The salon is like woman's spa: Heated table, blankets instead of towel, hot stones and oils.

I tried 18 places so far and won't return 14 of them.

But, this is only place I want to return every month or even week if I can afford.

[ChicagoCat99]

https://chicago.craigslist.org/wcl/thp/6086825775.html

I just made an appointment for 90 minutes (only $60).

There are MTs taking break even for 30 minutes session.

I know she would not take a minute break.

She set up the salon on the basement of her townhouse.

The salon is like woman's spa: Heated table, blankets instead of towel, hot stones and oils.

I tried 18 places so far and won't return 14 of them.

But, this is only place I want to return every month or even week if I can afford.

[BonerLander]

Never heard of an LMP giving table showers. Just to make sure we are on the same page, we are talking about an Asian style, full body table shower done by the LMT?

At ligit places it is usually called a Vichy Shower. Usually they will have shower heads installed above the table. However, some will have the hand held shower heads like at an AMP.

[BonerLander]

A few days ago I went to Macau and had Vivian.

In any case, regardless of the level of their business, I think, they should focus on the client that is present, or at least pretend.

I have had good experiences with her. However, the last time I went she was out, it was President's day. All the mongers who get bank holidays we in there. The woman I had was in and out, in and out. It sucked. That is where I started looking elsewhere.

[ChicagoCat99]

I read some reports and found there is arguments about extra.

For example, "this girl Ania massaged my butt for long and pushed her breasts on me, but she got suddenly upset when I asked extra. Later, she sent me emoji of blushing".

I have visited 18 places so far and this is what I am thinking.

"Some girls use a bit of hints for repeated visits. ".

(Especially Europeans).

If you give everything like FS, the customers may not come back.

(Or choose different girl even if they do.).

If you are too legit, they would not come back, either.

So, they gave you a bit of hints for next visit.




For example, Grace.

She gave me small towel to cover my butthole only. She massaged my butts and inner thigh a lot. But, strict face. No sign of extra.



Anna (Russian) in Palatine.

She took my towel off and made it smaller. Lock the both front and room doors. She light off one of two candles later in session. But, legit massage.




Why this is happening among Europeans more? I think they are smarter.

AMP are usually located in storefront.

High store rent and easy police target.

I notice that European places are usually located in the middle of nowhere or at home.

Better business model from beginning.

[E2304]

Hello everyone!

Been lurking here for a bit but decided to join in.

Anyone know a place with options that actually provides a good hard back rub?

Not really looking for extras, but knowing that it's an option would be good for repeats.

Best advice is to take time to read and decode 6 months of posts. You will get better responses if your posts reflect this. You will learn the language and gain respect with your own postingns.

That said the best legit massage is Mei in buffalo grove at sunshine health massage. Member Bob. Has helped this angel to start her business. Be polite. Cover your butt with a towel and don't grab her. $80 for 90 minutes. They also hired a lovely and intelligent lady who goes by Alice. She told me her name is Vivi, misheard as Lily and here is another Lily. Her massage is smooth and strong and soothing. Again no funny business. She is a noble woman.

Another good "legit" place (as of December) is on Milwaukee just north of Sanders in Northbrook / glenview area. Address is 34 xx something. Nice ladies. More expensive.

Be safe.

Peace.

[ChicagoCat99]

Yes. Check the European section of this forum. I don't recommend. Standard finish with some additional options. Works out of house. Smoker.

Are we talking about Sarah?

We hugged unusually three times after session, but I did not smell smoking.

Also, may I ask how many times did you visit until getting finish?

I found your report and it seems you had self service, so let me know!





Anyway, I confirmed it's $55 for 1 hr today. When I was there, it was a nice house (not apt or condo).

The massage room was equipped even with dry sauna (closet size for 2 people) and all sorts of equipments.

But, this hired girl, Sarah did not do much on her job.

She even did not count the money up to the end.

She left me in some hot pack for 20 minutes and did not do much for the rest of minutes.

Friendly girl, but pointless massage.

(It reminded me of Vida.)

$55 + $20 tips = $75.

Might be back long later only if there is extra.

[TronCat]

Find and report, that is the way to start.

Yeah, I'm off soon and I think I'm going to try out T-Pro.

From what little I can gather on them (basically 2-3 angry Yelp reviews from a few women who tried the place) they do seem to have extra options as they're "male focused" and apparently even rejected one woman cause they only do men.

But one review makes it sound like they have a hint of racism against black people which may be a problem (but given the nature of the review I'm not inclined to give their reports much credit. When you're not gelling with a place or person everything they do can be blown up and being in that awkward position would do the trick).

Either way it's 10 mins from where I live and should allow me to do other things that day regardless of the experience.

[ChicagoCat99]

Didn't want to become dependent on anything, and I had the example of my father, who wouldn't even take an aspirin, until his head was More Than half split open, so to speak. Doc said that in earlier years, there were no med's I could take for this and still fly, but now there were lots of options, so I decided to do it, and I'm glad that I did. I'm on one Losartan pill a day, and the one "side effect" is that it helps a little with erections.

I apologize I could not check a lot of messages lately. I truly appreciate your story.

High blood pressure is silent killer. My BP pressure result show normal, but I know what's happening to me.

When I (43) think about it, I start my masterbation almost 30 years ago. Since I have extreme headache, I decided to not to do it any more.

(Along the headache, I got a lot of white hairs lately.).

Let me try a lot of method without drug (walking, massage, losing weight etc) first.

Thank you very much for your sharing!!





P.S.:


This lady suggested the best massage so far.

Hot stone massage is supposed to be like $110 an hour at Thee European spa.

She did it for $40 an hour ( I gave her $30 tips).

Heated bed, hot oil and hot stones.

I felt way better after massage.

Personally, I feel sorry for this Lithuanian lady. I feel she charges little since she is a bit old.

Different than Northlake today, she never stopped her hands for one hour.

Hard worker.

[Walker333]

Hello everyone!

Been lurking here for a bit but decided to join in.

Anyone know a place with options that actually provides a good hard back rub?

Not really looking for extras, but knowing that it's an option would be good for repeats.

Find and report, that is the way to start.

[TronCat]

Hello everyone!

Been lurking here for a bit but decided to join in.

Anyone know a place with options that actually provides a good hard back rub?

Not really looking for extras, but knowing that it's an option would be good for repeats.

[Member #5942]

https://chicago.craigslist.org/nwc/thp/6083690068.html

Has anyone tried this place at all?

She said it's private residence.

Her voice sounds desperate.

Yes. Check the European section of this forum. I don't recommend. Standard finish with some additional options. Works out of house. Smoker.

[Not Dead Yet]

Thank you very much for your info!

Hi Brad. This is part of my PM to you, but you apparently haven't checked your inbox for a few days; Posting it here because I wanted to be sure you got this. In there I have some additional personal and specific information you may find of interest.

Couple of thoughts about your posts. Until about six years ago, my BP was always in the low normal range, but then it started creeping up. My doctor told me that at some point, I would need to start taking some med's for the problem, but I resisted that for a couple of years.

Didn't want to become dependent on anything, and I had the example of my father, who wouldn't even take an aspirin, until his head was More Than half split open, so to speak. Doc said that in earlier years, there were no med's I could take for this and still fly, but now there were lots of options, so I decided to do it, and I'm glad that I did. I'm on one Losartan pill a day, and the one "side effect" is that it helps a little with erections.

It's really no big deal to do this, but as others have said, if you don't do something about it, and soon, things really could end soon, and not well. Reading some of your posts, you seem like a nice guy who respects women and has the means to be able to enjoy this activity fairly often, so I feel like I kind of know you, and would like to be able to continue to read your stuff!

I particularly enjoy reading Bob521's thoughts on the subject of legit massages, and having respect for the MP's. Usually my first priority. If I only get a very good, or better, massage, I'm happy and I tip 20 to 40, which is higher than the norm. Those who only do beneficial legit massages usually don't negotiate for or complain about tip amounts. They're happy to get much of anything. Typically, from reading RM reviews, where guys try hard for extras, and don't get them, they walk out pissed and only give 5 or 10, if anything, and often berate or insult the MP. I only have a problem with women who don't know how to give a good massage, won't do extra, and still expect big tips.

Specific recommendations in the PM. If you decide to see any of those excellent ladies, I would be interested to hear your thoughts.

Best wishes, and please, do something about your BP!

[ChicagoCat99]

https://chicago.craigslist.org/nwc/thp/6083690068.html

Has anyone tried this place at all?

She said it's private residence.

Her voice sounds desperate.