Massage Parlor Reports

[PantyLoverF]

So, there wasn't too much about this place on here, so I thought I'd stop by. After a phone call where she had me on hold for five minutes (I was driving so it wasn't a big deal) she had me text when I was on my way. I did, 20 minutes out. When I got there, I knocked, and I heard a whole lot of rustling around. She came to the door and was like "why did you only text me three minutes ago? I should have known where this was going. After lying down, she was gone for around 5-6 minutes before coming in and starting. The beginning was good, but she went to get hot towels, and I could hear her on the phone. She came in with her phone and tells me all about how she will never check her phone during a massage because that's wrong. All this time, her phone is blowing up. After the second call and like ten texts, she goes "it doesn't bother me" and I say that it bothers me, so she takes it to a different room. There's been a bit of teasing through this point, but nothing much, which was interesting because the first thing she did was spread my legs off the table and started working on my butt.

At this point, she's been talking about "all those illegal massage girls" and how wrong it is that they're driving her out of business. Then she starts asking me if I believe in God, and I said that I'd rather not talk about it. She said that she doesn't care if she offends me, but God exists and I'll find out soon enough. She proceeds to tell me about her dying on the operating table and coming back and being mad at the doctors.

Then, she starts telling me that Obama was behind the chemical attack in Syria, and, I'm not joking, starts crying as she tells me that America is the greatest country on Earth, and anyone who hates it should get out.

As an aside, I'm of mixed race, white / Lebanese descent.

She starts talking about the patriot act and how it's wrong, but if someone like me gets detained, that's for the country's protection and it's okay, because if I'm innocent I'll be okay. She then tells me that she was detained because police thought that she killed her husband, who died in this house. She also wanted to know my full name, where I work, and details about my life, far beyond small talk.

I should also mention that every time she left the room, which was maybe six-seven times, she came back drunker and drunker. I swear she was taking shots outside.

I sped things up and got out, but not before she followed me out partway to my car, where she yelled "OMG you have a sports car, that's amazing! (I drive a Cavalier.).

In terms of the massage, she's the roughest I've ever seen. She used her elbows at times on my ribs in the back. I don't even know what to say. Please, please, please stay away.

So I take it letting her "manscape" you was out of the question? LOL.

[PantyLoverF]

I LOLd multiple times during your review, but that last part killed me. Thanks for taking one for the team, Sparty.

I LOLd also. That is the funniest story I have read on this forum! We all need to pitch in and get Sparty a massage!! LOL.

[Russant]

What other place apart from Acu at 7 gives a good back massage and relief?

FS is great but HJ suffix. Have a tight back, need someone walk on my back.

Bella Touch on 10 mile and Gratiot has back walking, hot towels / stones, and a great he finish.

One of the better massages I've ever received.

[RemoMask]

What other place apart from Acu at 7 gives a good back massage and relief?

FS is great but HJ suffix. Have a tight back, need someone walk on my back.

[StalkOfLife]

Decided to visit Saigon on Woodward s of 9 Mile at lunchtime today. Saw Tiffany, very hot. Warm oil massage, nice music, classy room in back of nail spa. On flip she offered BJ with body slide. Nice tits and in-shape body. I begged for more but she said she doesn't do FS. Total damage 60 door fee and 100 for extras. Hot stone massage after BBBJ. HJ for finish. Best non FS spa I've encountered around here.

A bit confused with this review. There is so Ebony at Sophia Spa. There is a Ebony at Saigon Spa in Ferndale, but their hour rate is only 60.

[Member #5764]

"OMG you have a sports car, that's amazing! (I drive a Cavalier.).

I LOLd multiple times during your review, but that last part killed me. Thanks for taking one for the team, Sparty.

[FCastle88]

Has anybody been this week? There was a snippet in another thread about a cop sitting outside the place and their BP and CL ads have not been updated lately. I haven't seen anything in the local paper but was wondering if my go-to has been shut down.

I went last week and had no issues. Great HE w / Sasha.

[MikeQanaby]

Has anybody been this week? There was a snippet in another thread about a cop sitting outside the place and their BP and CL ads have not been updated lately. I haven't seen anything in the local paper but was wondering if my go-to has been shut down.

[Tiger0033]

So, there wasn't too much about this place on here, so I thought I'd stop by. After a phone call where she had me on hold for five minutes (I was driving so it wasn't a big deal) she had me text when I was on my way. I did, 20 minutes out. When I got there, I knocked, and I heard a whole lot of rustling around. She came to the door and was like "why did you only text me three minutes ago? I should have known where this was going. After lying down, she was gone for around 5-6 minutes before coming in and starting. The beginning was good, but she went to get hot towels, and I could hear her on the phone. She came in with her phone and tells me all about how she will never check her phone during a massage because that's wrong. All this time, her phone is blowing up. After the second call and like ten texts, she goes "it doesn't bother me" and I say that it bothers me, so she takes it to a different room. There's been a bit of teasing through this point, but nothing much, which was interesting because the first thing she did was spread my legs off the table and started working on my butt.

At this point, she's been talking about "all those illegal massage girls" and how wrong it is that they're driving her out of business. Then she starts asking me if I believe in God, and I said that I'd rather not talk about it. She said that she doesn't care if she offends me, but God exists and I'll find out soon enough. She proceeds to tell me about her dying on the operating table and coming back and being mad at the doctors.

Then, she starts telling me that Obama was behind the chemical attack in Syria, and, I'm not joking, starts crying as she tells me that America is the greatest country on Earth, and anyone who hates it should get out.

As an aside, I'm of mixed race, white / Lebanese descent.

She starts talking about the patriot act and how it's wrong, but if someone like me gets detained, that's for the country's protection and it's okay, because if I'm innocent I'll be okay. She then tells me that she was detained because police thought that she killed her husband, who died in this house. She also wanted to know my full name, where I work, and details about my life, far beyond small talk.

I should also mention that every time she left the room, which was maybe six-seven times, she came back drunker and drunker. I swear she was taking shots outside.

I sped things up and got out, but not before she followed me out partway to my car, where she yelled "OMG you have a sports car, that's amazing! (I drive a Cavalier.).

In terms of the massage, she's the roughest I've ever seen. She used her elbows at times on my ribs in the back. I don't even know what to say. Please, please, please stay away.

Wow bro sorry to hear about your experience. I'll be staying away no doubt.

[BuckleMyShoe]

A touch of grace.

Oh man I am so sorry; but I laughed out loud reading this! Thank you so much for this post! She has reviews on yelp that are similar to yours; and some women actually tried to go and had the same review as you! Amazing!

[HeeJung47]

Dreamt I went in for an hour and saw "Ebony" for an hour. Typical pay. 8 and get undressed.

First 20 minutes was dull and unenthusiastic. I offered to massage her which after 5 minutes it finally sunk in, and she took me up on it. Rubbed back under shirt, rest OTC. That burned 10 minutes or so and I wanted my time again. LOL.

Now we are 30 minutes in and I'm still face down. Well let me tell you, she became a massuese in a hurry, cause it felt fabulous. Really put in skills and fixed my sore back. Flip and negotiate, which turned out she wasn't listening, cause it was oily jerk, BUT she hit something that turned my little friend sick in a hurry and he puked. Was a button that made event under a minute somehow.

5 more minutes after cleanup of legs / feet, out the door I went, after. 2 tip.

Whole event one hour.

Pocket light $ total.

Priceless.

A bit confused with this review. There is so Ebony at Sophia Spa. There is a Ebony at Saigon Spa in Ferndale, but their hour rate is only 60.

[Spartan2009]

So, there wasn't too much about this place on here, so I thought I'd stop by. After a phone call where she had me on hold for five minutes (I was driving so it wasn't a big deal) she had me text when I was on my way. I did, 20 minutes out. When I got there, I knocked, and I heard a whole lot of rustling around. She came to the door and was like "why did you only text me three minutes ago? I should have known where this was going. After lying down, she was gone for around 5-6 minutes before coming in and starting. The beginning was good, but she went to get hot towels, and I could hear her on the phone. She came in with her phone and tells me all about how she will never check her phone during a massage because that's wrong. All this time, her phone is blowing up. After the second call and like ten texts, she goes "it doesn't bother me" and I say that it bothers me, so she takes it to a different room. There's been a bit of teasing through this point, but nothing much, which was interesting because the first thing she did was spread my legs off the table and started working on my butt.

At this point, she's been talking about "all those illegal massage girls" and how wrong it is that they're driving her out of business. Then she starts asking me if I believe in God, and I said that I'd rather not talk about it. She said that she doesn't care if she offends me, but God exists and I'll find out soon enough. She proceeds to tell me about her dying on the operating table and coming back and being mad at the doctors.

Then, she starts telling me that Obama was behind the chemical attack in Syria, and, I'm not joking, starts crying as she tells me that America is the greatest country on Earth, and anyone who hates it should get out.

As an aside, I'm of mixed race, white / Lebanese descent.

She starts talking about the patriot act and how it's wrong, but if someone like me gets detained, that's for the country's protection and it's okay, because if I'm innocent I'll be okay. She then tells me that she was detained because police thought that she killed her husband, who died in this house. She also wanted to know my full name, where I work, and details about my life, far beyond small talk.

I should also mention that every time she left the room, which was maybe six-seven times, she came back drunker and drunker. I swear she was taking shots outside.

I sped things up and got out, but not before she followed me out partway to my car, where she yelled "OMG you have a sports car, that's amazing! (I drive a Cavalier.).

In terms of the massage, she's the roughest I've ever seen. She used her elbows at times on my ribs in the back. I don't even know what to say. Please, please, please stay away.

[ScrubGuy]

After a few days of getting my lawn in order, I was sore and in need of a good massage. I happened to be in Novi so I decided to visit the Asian Spa Massage on Novi road. There hasn't been much written about this place in a while. It is rumored to be a non-erotic place. However, I needed a quality massage most of all. I entered and was greeted by Lee Lee, a 40-something Chinese woman. She was very personable but somewhat reserved. I told her I needed some back walking since I had pains in my neck and shoulders. She began walking and the pain was intensified. I told her to stop. She then proceeded to give me the most thorough massage I have ever had. She climbed on the table and used her heels, elbows. And forearms to get the kinks out. She also spent a considerable amount of time on my scalp, face, hands, and feet. After the flip, I was covered by a towel. She just rubbed my chest for a while. When she got close to my waist, I just pushed her hand under the towel. She seemed surprised and said she was not supposed to do that. But, she did a very nice job anyway. She changed pressure and techniques until I was quite happy.

So did you get HE?

[ABigDog]

Is this one of Anna's girls?

I believe it is one of anna's girls.

[SkinDogToo]

I always have seen maria and a couple others there without any kind of hint of extras. Would realy like to know what and with whom extras are avaiable.

I've been there probably 5 times in 2 years. Never ever had any luck. Decent massage though a couple of times.