Massage Parlor Reports

[ChicagoCat99]

Today, I tried Grace since my extra tax refund is on the way.

It turned out pretty good, actually.

It was old condominium. Nothing fancy, but quiet and comfortable.

She used one bed room for massage. Different than Rosita's apt, no one was around (more privacy structure).

Strange thing was when I got naked, I found a very small towel barely covering my butt only.

I thought this was sign of HE in the beginning.

According to my experience, usually small towel or no towel leads erotic result.

Anyway, I was cold and she turned on furnace, extra heater and heating bed for me.

Massage was not very hard, but pretty good.

I saw her certificate and she has protocol.

She used some tools for head and foot massages.

I had headache and sore throats, but I found these are gone when I came out.

Truly therapeutic.

$50 + $20 tips = $70.

Very similar to Anna in Palatine, but $15 cheaper.

I guess I may visit her sometimes.

P.S. :

I had to go to bathroom twice since I was cold.

Whenever I stand, I had to put the small towel on my private part (butt naked).

She moved her face or eyes away from me.

Nothing extra happened.

But, my intuition is she may hesitate.

This towel cannot be mistake.

Maybe next time, I will visit her at night and not cover me as the towel was even hidden under pillow.

(I had to look everywhere for a minute.)

Otherwise, it was good therapeutic massage.

Thank you, Grace and Thank you, guys!

[UFuckIdig]

I had a really good time here with my provider. Mikke is a new bee in Yun spa. Nice attitude, experienced and a great ass of course. I paid for the house fees and then went to the back with her. Mikke provided me with a great TS. It was playful and really really thorough. Cleaned all of my favorite parts. In massage. It was kind of short, and I'm probably giving her a generous review on the massage, but she did make me feel quite relaxed. She didn't get into the deep tissue like they do at some of the AMPs around here. Mikkie l flipped me over and then we talked about the full service package. She took off the rest of her clothes and then we got to it. First thing she did was roll on a cover. Then she got on her knees and gave me a hell of a hummer. Sucked my cock like her life depended on it. I had to release my cock from her lips. I thought I was going to bust. Lucky for me I didn't. I got Mikke on hands and knees and took the plunge. Her pussy was nice and wet. I slid in and out with ease. I got her to cum a couple times during our fucking session. Mikkie finally got me to cum when I was slamming her from under in CG. I tried to edge myself off, but I passed the point of no return. It was good because I was getting really tired anyways. Mikkie cleaned it all up and then we were out of there. I will be revisiting this place for sure. Prices really aren't that bad.

http://chicago.backpage.com/Therapeu...asian/25109702

[Chitown Clown]

I haven't been hobbying for awhile, but a confluence of events gave me a good opportunity abut a week ago. I decided to give one of the AAMPs a shot. (I've been to an Asian apartment before, but it had been a few years.) This was a place off Archer near Hamburger Haven.

Long story short, it was pretty lousy. The ad promised a choice of girls, and there was only one. (It wasn't that the others were busy. The place seemed deserted.) She was older than advertised. Tight waist, but clearly she had kids.

The ad promised a nuru style massage. It was nothing like that. Mostly it was pretty perfunctory waiting to get to the main event.

The ad also promised kissing. Not allowed, and she really didn't want to be touched at all.

The mutual shower was in a tiny, filthy bathtub shower.

Is this pretty standard at these places, or did I just get a bad place (or an okay place on a bad day)?

[Head First]

OK, I have a FWB that is interested in getting a HE massage? I'm sure it's been asked before but does anyone have any leads on something like this?

Katie at Bamboo I'm pretty sure used to do it. She always had a steady flow of females and I quizzed her about it but she denied it. Then during one of our sessions she brought in a pocket rocket. No. Not for me. For her. I thought it was weird that she should just happen to have one around. That was on my second visit with her. After many more times with her and others there, I noticed an unusual amount of females coming and going. And only being with her. Putting 2 and 2 together, IMHO, it adds up to happy endings. Except for legit shops, why else would a female come to a known happy ending shop.

I'm not judging, in fact I think it's hot. I asked her more than once if I could help or watch but she always said no.

So there are some around but really really utr.

If I come across another place I'll let you know. In the meantime if your fwb is willing to settle for some amateur rub downs by well meaning males, I think we could find a volunteer or 2 right here. Let us know.

[DMichaels69]

She had an ad for outcall too. Glad I never took the plunge.

http://chicago.backpage.com/Therapeu...-call/19264186

Name is eve or ava.

Works with lana on shermer. Lame massage. No touching allowed. Kept moving away.

No extras.

Boy did she get mad when I left no tip.

[Walker333]

http://chicago.backpage.com/Therapeu...-call/19264186

Lame massage. No touching allowed. Kept moving away.

No extras.

Boy did she get mad when I left no tip.

Good move, Man! Tips should be given for services that are better than what is included in the door fee or just to show some appreciation for the efforts.

[Randolph]

http://chicago.backpage.com/Therapeu...-call/19264186

Name is eve or ava.

Works with lana on shermer. Lame massage. No touching allowed. Kept moving away.

No extras.

Boy did she get mad when I left no tip.

[E2304]

Does anybody know what is up with or how to reach Jeannie the bottle blond. I called today and was told she was out till Friday. She used to be off only Mondays. Sweet girl. Nice dry massage. Pm if able.

Thanks,

E.

[E2304]

Thank you very much for your help!!

Pm any personal questions. I am a doctor bit not primary care.

[Not Dead Yet]

Thank you very much for your info!

Check your inbox.

[Head First]

Yes. If Brad has an issue he should consult a qualified doctor.

If Brad or anyone is diagnosed with a b-p issue they could ask for revatio or any of the e. D. Meds. I stopped taking Lisinoprol because of side effects and started taking 0. 5 generic C daily and at my last check up #'s were 110/70.

Win / win for me.

[ChicagoCat99]

Actually you don't need a cardiologist for blood pressure management. Start with primary care. Internal medicine or family practice. If difficult to control then they can refer you to an appropriate specialist. Be reassured that the vast majority of patients are easily controlled with medicine.

Be aware that there is a rare condition called pheochromocytoma which is a small adrenaline producing adrenal tumor that can cause sporadic dangerous elevations in blood pressure. Ct / Mri and / or blood / urine testing are used when needed. Again you need to seek an appropriate competent medical professional. It is NOT appropriate to say that you get dangerous elevations in blood pressure during sexual activity which you are managing with celibacy. Your silence on the matter may be in fact a reasonable desire for privacy. If so I apologize for the intrusion.

Best wishes.

Thank you very much for your help!!

[ChicagoCat99]

You know Brad, I was about to invite you to Mei's legit SPA in Buff Grove for a legit massage. Although Mei provides an awesome Chinese style legit massage (if I may say so myself) we are reluctant to have too many deaths in our place. It's unsettling to the other customers and hurts our Yelp reviews. (LOL). I also have slightly high blood pressure and take Crestor (I think). So, I assume you've talked to a cardiologist and have been advised against certain activities? In any case we wish you good health. If you do come, definitely tell her (and me) so she will go easy on you. Seriously, make sure you tell her of your health issues.

Actually, as a side note, a couple weeks ago a woman came to us. She had had a double mastectomy two weeks before that and she was in tremendous pain. Could not lie on her stomach. Her regular place refused to help her as they were afraid. Mei and I were also nervous, but we were compelled to help her since she was desperate and in misery. Everything worked out and we felt like we had done a mitzvah that day.

Good health and best wishes to all of you!

Thank you very much for your info!

[Gopher88]

All of us hobbyists have been shorted one time are another. But this was over board I stopped by Golden Spa La grange around 7: PM. Greeted at the door by Mamasan Three girls just sitting around. All nice one young. Paid door fee, went to room. Off to the table shower 5 minutes in there. Back to room, It wasn't 10 minutes knock on the door. She left for a few minutes, Came back in She said turn over WTF Massage barely got started. Mamasan came in the room, We got busy you come back another day. Told her it only been 15 minutes, Ok give me my money back she said no, Then the no English BS started. A lot of you know who the boss is. The girl I was with was very apologetic and so was the girl at the front desk. I ask for my money back again, She said Boss said no. BEWARE YMMV.

[DMichaels69]

Yes. If Brad has an issue he should consult a qualified doctor.

Actually you don't need a cardiologist for blood pressure management. Start with primary care. Internal medicine or family practice. If difficult to control then they can refer you to an appropriate specialist. Be reassured that the vast majority of patients are easily controlled with medicine.

Be aware that there is a rare condition called pheochromocytoma which is a small adrenaline producing adrenal tumor that can cause sporadic dangerous elevations in blood pressure. Ct / Mri and / or blood / urine testing are used when needed. Again you need to seek an appropriate competent medical professional. It is NOT appropriate to say that you get dangerous elevations in blood pressure during sexual activity which you are managing with celibacy. Your silence on the matter may be in fact a reasonable desire for privacy. If so I apologize for the intrusion.

Best wishes.