Massage Parlor Reports

[Head First]

OK, I have a FWB that is interested in getting a HE massage? I'm sure it's been asked before but does anyone have any leads on something like this?

Katie at Bamboo I'm pretty sure used to do it. She always had a steady flow of females and I quizzed her about it but she denied it. Then during one of our sessions she brought in a pocket rocket. No. Not for me. For her. I thought it was weird that she should just happen to have one around. That was on my second visit with her. After many more times with her and others there, I noticed an unusual amount of females coming and going. And only being with her. Putting 2 and 2 together, IMHO, it adds up to happy endings. Except for legit shops, why else would a female come to a known happy ending shop.

I'm not judging, in fact I think it's hot. I asked her more than once if I could help or watch but she always said no.

So there are some around but really really utr.

If I come across another place I'll let you know. In the meantime if your fwb is willing to settle for some amateur rub downs by well meaning males, I think we could find a volunteer or 2 right here. Let us know.

[DMichaels69]

She had an ad for outcall too. Glad I never took the plunge.

http://chicago.backpage.com/Therapeu...-call/19264186

Name is eve or ava.

Works with lana on shermer. Lame massage. No touching allowed. Kept moving away.

No extras.

Boy did she get mad when I left no tip.

[Walker333]

http://chicago.backpage.com/Therapeu...-call/19264186

Lame massage. No touching allowed. Kept moving away.

No extras.

Boy did she get mad when I left no tip.

Good move, Man! Tips should be given for services that are better than what is included in the door fee or just to show some appreciation for the efforts.

[Randolph]

http://chicago.backpage.com/Therapeu...-call/19264186

Name is eve or ava.

Works with lana on shermer. Lame massage. No touching allowed. Kept moving away.

No extras.

Boy did she get mad when I left no tip.

[E2304]

Does anybody know what is up with or how to reach Jeannie the bottle blond. I called today and was told she was out till Friday. She used to be off only Mondays. Sweet girl. Nice dry massage. Pm if able.

Thanks,

E.

[E2304]

Thank you very much for your help!!

Pm any personal questions. I am a doctor bit not primary care.

[Not Dead Yet]

Thank you very much for your info!

Check your inbox.

[Head First]

Yes. If Brad has an issue he should consult a qualified doctor.

If Brad or anyone is diagnosed with a b-p issue they could ask for revatio or any of the e. D. Meds. I stopped taking Lisinoprol because of side effects and started taking 0. 5 generic C daily and at my last check up #'s were 110/70.

Win / win for me.

[ChicagoCat99]

Actually you don't need a cardiologist for blood pressure management. Start with primary care. Internal medicine or family practice. If difficult to control then they can refer you to an appropriate specialist. Be reassured that the vast majority of patients are easily controlled with medicine.

Be aware that there is a rare condition called pheochromocytoma which is a small adrenaline producing adrenal tumor that can cause sporadic dangerous elevations in blood pressure. Ct / Mri and / or blood / urine testing are used when needed. Again you need to seek an appropriate competent medical professional. It is NOT appropriate to say that you get dangerous elevations in blood pressure during sexual activity which you are managing with celibacy. Your silence on the matter may be in fact a reasonable desire for privacy. If so I apologize for the intrusion.

Best wishes.

Thank you very much for your help!!

[ChicagoCat99]

You know Brad, I was about to invite you to Mei's legit SPA in Buff Grove for a legit massage. Although Mei provides an awesome Chinese style legit massage (if I may say so myself) we are reluctant to have too many deaths in our place. It's unsettling to the other customers and hurts our Yelp reviews. (LOL). I also have slightly high blood pressure and take Crestor (I think). So, I assume you've talked to a cardiologist and have been advised against certain activities? In any case we wish you good health. If you do come, definitely tell her (and me) so she will go easy on you. Seriously, make sure you tell her of your health issues.

Actually, as a side note, a couple weeks ago a woman came to us. She had had a double mastectomy two weeks before that and she was in tremendous pain. Could not lie on her stomach. Her regular place refused to help her as they were afraid. Mei and I were also nervous, but we were compelled to help her since she was desperate and in misery. Everything worked out and we felt like we had done a mitzvah that day.

Good health and best wishes to all of you!

Thank you very much for your info!

[Gopher88]

All of us hobbyists have been shorted one time are another. But this was over board I stopped by Golden Spa La grange around 7: PM. Greeted at the door by Mamasan Three girls just sitting around. All nice one young. Paid door fee, went to room. Off to the table shower 5 minutes in there. Back to room, It wasn't 10 minutes knock on the door. She left for a few minutes, Came back in She said turn over WTF Massage barely got started. Mamasan came in the room, We got busy you come back another day. Told her it only been 15 minutes, Ok give me my money back she said no, Then the no English BS started. A lot of you know who the boss is. The girl I was with was very apologetic and so was the girl at the front desk. I ask for my money back again, She said Boss said no. BEWARE YMMV.

[DMichaels69]

Yes. If Brad has an issue he should consult a qualified doctor.

Actually you don't need a cardiologist for blood pressure management. Start with primary care. Internal medicine or family practice. If difficult to control then they can refer you to an appropriate specialist. Be reassured that the vast majority of patients are easily controlled with medicine.

Be aware that there is a rare condition called pheochromocytoma which is a small adrenaline producing adrenal tumor that can cause sporadic dangerous elevations in blood pressure. Ct / Mri and / or blood / urine testing are used when needed. Again you need to seek an appropriate competent medical professional. It is NOT appropriate to say that you get dangerous elevations in blood pressure during sexual activity which you are managing with celibacy. Your silence on the matter may be in fact a reasonable desire for privacy. If so I apologize for the intrusion.

Best wishes.

[Elmwoood]

Yes. Gave them a try. Provider had a fine set of 36 DDs which came out during the nice HJ. . 60 at the door and. 50 tip = 1. 1 total damage. They have 2 rooms, but the walls don't go all the way to the ceiling, so if there is a monger in the other room, you will hear what's going on and vice versa.

I drove by yesterday and it looked closed with paper over the door and windows so I kept driving. I will have to go back. Thanks.

[E2304]

You know Brad, I was about to invite you to Mei's legit SPA in Buff Grove for a legit massage. Although Mei provides an awesome Chinese style legit massage (if I may say so myself) we are reluctant to have too many deaths in our place. It's unsettling to the other customers and hurts our Yelp reviews. (LOL). I also have slightly high blood pressure and take Crestor (I think). So, I assume you've talked to a cardiologist and have been advised against certain activities? In any case we wish you good health. If you do come, definitely tell her (and me) so she will go easy on you. Seriously, make sure you tell her of your health issues.

Actually, as a side note, a couple weeks ago a woman came to us. She had had a double mastectomy two weeks before that and she was in tremendous pain. Could not lie on her stomach. Her regular place refused to help her as they were afraid. Mei and I were also nervous, but we were compelled to help her since she was desperate and in misery. Everything worked out and we felt like we had done a mitzvah that day.

Good health and best wishes to all of you!

Actually you don't need a cardiologist for blood pressure management. Start with primary care. Internal medicine or family practice. If difficult to control then they can refer you to an appropriate specialist. Be reassured that the vast majority of patients are easily controlled with medicine.

Be aware that there is a rare condition called pheochromocytoma which is a small adrenaline producing adrenal tumor that can cause sporadic dangerous elevations in blood pressure. Ct / Mri and / or blood / urine testing are used when needed. Again you need to seek an appropriate competent medical professional. It is NOT appropriate to say that you get dangerous elevations in blood pressure during sexual activity which you are managing with celibacy. Your silence on the matter may be in fact a reasonable desire for privacy. If so I apologize for the intrusion.

Best wishes.

[Bob521]

You know Brad, I was about to invite you to Mei's legit SPA in Buff Grove for a legit massage. Although Mei provides an awesome Chinese style legit massage (if I may say so myself) we are reluctant to have too many deaths in our place. It's unsettling to the other customers and hurts our Yelp reviews. (LOL). I also have slightly high blood pressure and take Crestor (I think). So, I assume you've talked to a cardiologist and have been advised against certain activities? In any case we wish you good health. If you do come, definitely tell her (and me) so she will go easy on you. Seriously, make sure you tell her of your health issues.

Actually, as a side note, a couple weeks ago a woman came to us. She had had a double mastectomy two weeks before that and she was in tremendous pain. Could not lie on her stomach. Her regular place refused to help her as they were afraid. Mei and I were also nervous, but we were compelled to help her since she was desperate and in misery. Everything worked out and we felt like we had done a mitzvah that day.

Good health and best wishes to all of you!

When I watched the newest DVD, "Edge of Seventeen", the girl's Dad died suddenly while driving next to her.

Do you think they can be dead while having sex?

It's not extremely rare.

We have to be careful.