Massage Parlor Reports

[ChicagoCat99]

I saw Rosita recently at her Aurora loction and she was packing things up in preparation for the move to Oak Brook.

Personally, I feel scared for the life style like Rosita.

When I met her outside, I notice that some people watched us.

That's why I asked her to stay in and brought her guest parking tag on my own after massage.

I think she keeps moving because of neighbors.

The scary part is...

Apparently, she does not have a house, but getting old.

APT rents are expensive and usually go up.

But, less likely she will have more customers.

In some senses, this type of job is like a casino.

When you make some money, you have to leave.

If you sit too long, you must lose.

[ChicagoCat99]

Never heard of an LMP giving table showers. Just to make sure we are on the same page, we are talking about an Asian style, full body table shower done by the LMT?

Yes, we are on the same page.

I have never heard or seen myself, but it was not bad at all.

P.S. :

Just do it before massage.

They did not have to include it for that price, though.

[ChicagoCat99]

It hardly matters, but the statistics are nowhere near 1% of people dying in this way, sadly.

More like 0. 5% of all sudden deaths, and sudden deaths are less than 2% of all deaths. So we all have about a 0. 0001 chance.

There is a way to tip the scales to increase your chances. Keep bangin' early and often!

BB.

When I watched the newest DVD, "Edge of Seventeen", the girl's Dad died suddenly while driving next to her.

Do you think they can be dead while having sex?

It's not extremely rare.

We have to be careful.

[BenBeck]

Couldn't agree more about being way better than taking my last breath in a hospital connected to tubes.

We should create a system using code words in our obit so that fellow hobbyists would know we died doing what we love.

Head First was found unresponsive yesterday TO(last)OFTT at a new AMP on Main St. while enjoying a BBBJCIMWS.

He was promptly greeted at the Pearly Gates by a gorgeous MMS and was last seen being led into a room where 2 beautiful young Asians were waiting to give him a 4 hand soapy.
LOL.

It hardly matters, but the statistics are nowhere near 1% of people dying in this way, sadly.

More like 0. 5% of all sudden deaths, and sudden deaths are less than 2% of all deaths. So we all have about a 0. 0001 chance.

There is a way to tip the scales to increase your chances. Keep bangin' early and often!

BB.

[Viriato]

From Brad's review maybe her menu has opened up a bit. She has my interest.

She's apparently a bit of a YMMV type woman. I've seen her a few times and she does expand her menu a bit for regular customers. Worth it if you're into that kind of thing.

Big old lady boobs

You say that like its a bad thing. I like me some nice middle aged cougar boobs. They're big, they're firm, what's not to love? I just wish she was a bit. Freer with them.

Did a 4 hand ,one girl was ok the other in training I am guessing and she looked more like a boy /maybe the haircut style
and surely not the 2 girls in cl pic

So she had really short hair then? That's kind of a turn on for me actually. I like girls with short hair, and its surprising how few providers sport that look. I can think of a couple of escorts, but I'm always willing to try someone new for variety. Have to check her out.

[ChgoJJ]

Rosita must have moved then. She used to be in Aurora. I only saw her once, and was not impressed. Her old ads featured plenty of boobs, which I am a big fan of. Much to my disappointment and annoyance, I discovered they were off limits.

I saw Rosita recently at her Aurora loction and she was packing things up in preparation for the move to Oak Brook.

[Head First]

Sounds like a good way to go. Better than dying at a hospital with tubes all over you. If playing with a provider kills me, then so be it.

Couldn't agree more about being way better than taking my last breath in a hospital connected to tubes.

We should create a system using code words in our obit so that fellow hobbyists would know we died doing what we love.

Head First was found unresponsive yesterday TO(last)OFTT at a new AMP on Main St. while enjoying a BBBJCIMWS.

He was promptly greeted at the Pearly Gates by a gorgeous MMS and was last seen being led into a room where 2 beautiful young Asians were waiting to give him a 4 hand soapy.
LOL.

[WhistleDick60]

A few days ago I went to Macau and had Vivian.

Although her general massage skills are good, the "customer service" or respect, or a client appreciation for the money paid (I don't know how to name it) was one of the worst I've ever seen.

A number of times she spoke on the phone while massaging me with one hand.

A number of times she spoke to the other MT through the door for a few minutes each time (At one point the other MT just opened the door and Vivian had a conversation with her (not just a few words) while still rubbing me.

At one point shejust left the room saying that she is thirsty and came back after 5 min, approximately.

Closer to the end, she just said that I have 12 minutes left. (I'm still wondering why did she give me that notice).

At the end she pointed that all mts at Macau are licensed, unlike all other girls on Archer.

BTW, I've been at Macau before, and was not caught completely of guard by all this commotion, however, at this time it was more annoying and awkward than ever before.

I do understand that they have some other customers, although it was during the day on the week day and they were not very busy, in fact I saw mts, but I've not seen any client.

In any case, regardless of the level of their business, I think, they should focus on the client that is present, or at least pretend.

I quit going to Vivian for those very things you've mentioned. When I met her at another spa further north on Wentworth years ago, she gave me the best massage I've ever had in my life. So when I ran into her again at Macau I was so happy. But that quickly changed after I realized she couldn't keep her attention on the massage. It was like she left every 6 minutes. On the last visit, she stopped working on me halfway through and left to start on another guy. I haven't been back since.

She still sends little text messages over the holidays just to wish you well. Pretty nice. But what's nicer is when they focus on you while you're right there in the room, on the table.

[Elmwoood]

Do you have a link? Can't find it after several searches. You can pm me if you'd like. Maybe I'll toftt. Thanks.

James.

Saw them on rubmaps I don't have a membership so I couldn't see the review.

[Walker333]

A few days ago I went to Macau and had Vivian.

Although her general massage skills are good, the "customer service" or respect, or a client appreciation for the money paid (I don't know how to name it) was one of the worst I've ever seen.

A number of times she spoke on the phone while massaging me with one hand.

A number of times she spoke to the other MT through the door for a few minutes each time (At one point the other MT just opened the door and Vivian had a conversation with her (not just a few words) while still rubbing me.

At one point shejust left the room saying that she is thirsty and came back after 5 min, approximately.

Closer to the end, she just said that I have 12 minutes left. (I'm still wondering why did she give me that notice).

At the end she pointed that all mts at Macau are licensed, unlike all other girls on Archer.

BTW, I've been at Macau before, and was not caught completely of guard by all this commotion, however, at this time it was more annoying and awkward than ever before.

I do understand that they have some other customers, although it was during the day on the week day and they were not very busy, in fact I saw mts, but I've not seen any client.

In any case, regardless of the level of their business, I think, they should focus on the client that is present, or at least pretend.

[ChicagoCat99]

Sounds like a good way to go. Better than dying at a hospital with tubes all over you. If playing with a provider kills me, then so be it.

Not necessarily, Ron.

I guess I have near death experience.

It's like fire work in your brain in painful way.

I am 43 and it started when I 40.

P.S. :

Hey, guys,

Please read my review and see if you can try Anna (Russian girl in Palatine).

She is the most prettiest MT so far.

It's $55 for first time customer, anyway.

She is independent girl owning her office and study nursing.

I felt like she is looking for a husband.

(I paid her $55 for 1 hr. Then, I paid $40 for 30 min extra. Her eyes changed.)

She actually let my pain went away.

[Datsurman]

Never heard of an LMP giving table showers. Just to make sure we are on the same page, we are talking about an Asian style, full body table shower done by the LMT?

Today I called another Latina place I found on backpage.

(About 1 mile east from Vida on Belmont).

I had to go back of the building.

When I knocked the door, one small, but nice looking Latina girl came (Anna).

It's was $50 an hour, but surprisingly even table shower is included.

I should have gotten TS first, but she suggested to take it later since there will be oil.

(I kind of regret now since her shower was good.).

In general, I feel comfortable since only small door was available on the back. Different than Luna's place, no traffic sound.

I got naked and found the towel is small.

It did not cover me well and she asked if she can take it off.

While she massaged me, suddenly she pushed her vagina on my hands. Teasing and touching started.

She said extra is available from $50-$120.

I told her that I have $50 cash, so she gave me hand job.

She mourned to stimulate me and I touched her breasts and pussy.

Nice finish.

I think total massage time was about 45 minutes including TS.

(There is clock in the room.)

Nice young Latina girls.

Would repeat.

P.S. :

Anna gave me her personal cell phone number.

She said they will move in a month.


P.S.:

I notice that these MT girls are pretty happy about me.

I do not choose expensive place, but I give all I have (Usually massage + tip = $100 total).

I take shower at home before going.

Once I am in, I become obedient and follow their suggestion.

(I don't ask more service or negotiate price down.)

Once you get their numbers, you can meet them outside, so hope this helps.

[ChicagoCat99]

Thanks guys for the posts. This forum continues to provide a wealth of information on many levels. I personally appreciate it and will try to help if I can. Brad hope all is well.

Thank you.

I am not looking for HE any more, so I can try even more places from now.

If I do, I will provide link and tell what happened.

Thank you, guys!

[Datsurman]

3.) it's a rare girl that will let you fuck her when she's menstrating.

I just threw up a little bit. Got to get that image out of my head.

Otherwise, really good recommendations.

[Bsuh69]

Went to elegant on Grand, forget the name of the girl I saw, but she was definitely not attractive, half assed massage and 80 for a Saran wrap treatment (the Saran wrap was much better than expected, it was a first for me)! I would much rather see Tina there for looks at least.