Massage Parlor Reports

[JmSuttr]

Sometimes a mature gentleman just wants a real massage and a real blow job. Seems like it shouldn't be so hard to find. I've tried a couple of the Thai massage providers but so far have not struck gold. Would love to hear from anyone with helpful advice.

The challenge in finding what you seek is that a really good masseuse does not need to provide a BJ to attract customers. And likewise a really good BJ provider will have plenty of clients without having to put much effort into the massage part of the session. So finding one who excels at both is pretty rare. Not impossible, but definitely not the norm. And many girls will reserve the BJ option for their best clients and won't offer it as an off-the-shelf menu item. So, unless a client is willing to visit multiple times, they may not even realize that option is available. Or if they read reviews or intel reports that claim BJ is available, it's not offered to them and they end up disappointed and upset.

There's also (IME) an unfortunate tendency for FBSM providers to start slacking off on the massage part of the session when you partake of items from the more advanced menu. I've often been disappointed when, after successfully pushing the envelope with a really good massage therapist, and thinking I've hit the jackpot, the quality of the massage declines with subsequent sessions.

What works best for me is to keep the two kinds of sessions separate and see specialists for each.

[OwbokF]

Short time lurker, first time poster.

Spa in Franconia near DMV. Ok provider. Lame table shampoo (WTF? Sponge bath?) Seemed encouraging to start. Asked if I wanted 4 hand, I said I'd love to, but unfortunately wouldn't have anything left for tip. Mutual laugh. Continue massage, and even toward end held promise, then everything ended. No hint taken. No hint given. Yet eager to ask for a big tip. Said it was in room, I left. 1. No nova finish, no nova tip. Would not repeat.

Damage .9. (.7 hour, .1 for "shower", .1 tip).

[NoVa Ranger]

AW was very new a few months ago -- now established.

Nice place.

Very nice MMS and supporting cast.

Nice massage. Great massage experience.

Full time allotted and used. Standard rates -- no complaints for the standard tip scale.

Will repeat.

NR.

[Harry Krevitz]

I visited a place this week that was "new to me" but evidently has been in WS some time (usually called ST).

Nice enough place (standard set up and accoutrements).

Staff older than the average I've seen at other locations- and friendly in an average way.

Nothing spectacularly bad or good - not likely to repeat (but not slamming. Other places near-enough are above average- so that is where I'll be).

NR.

I had some business in the area and stopped by to give them a try too yesterday, mamason was nice enough, place has large rooms. My SP was Lisa. She looked pretty good, nice body and fairly young. Got a great massage and really enjoyed her services. No complaints from me, I would return if I'm in the area. 80/50.

H. K.

[DrSchwanzstein]

Unless she has some abnormality, there is no woman that can have a period over that long of a time. Why keep going back?

I had Redbirds experience with Jenny at Angels this week. I tipped her the usual amount even though.

The limited menu was even more limited this time. I need Miketastic's advise and plan to visit PG AMP.

For the first time next time around. Any other business I would have cut her tip in half, but since I did not want to appear.

Insensitive and plan to see her again in 3-6 months I was compelled to give her the usual tip. Next time I see her I will inquire before she starts her session.

[NoVa Ranger]

I visited a place this week that was "new to me" but evidently has been in WS some time (usually called ST).

Nice enough place (standard set up and accoutrements).

Staff older than the average I've seen at other locations- and friendly in an average way.

Nothing spectacularly bad or good - not likely to repeat (but not slamming. Other places near-enough are above average- so that is where I'll be).

NR.

[NoVa Ranger]

All.

I know I will probably not get much traction with this thread but we have to help each other. I have tried just about every known place in NOVA and there is no reason places still only provide NOVA finish, feign periods, upsell rabidly, and demand more than $40 tip for lackluster performance. If you stop going to these types of places and only go to good places the suckie places will have to improve or get better eventually. Case in point I stopped going to my usual Nova Place when I am in town and started going to PG Country. Then, suddenly after about a 6 month hiatus I return out of the blue to my old Nova place and they made sure they treated me like they wanted me back again and again. It works.

Only you all know what it takes to earn your dollars. What type of return do you want to get from what you invest at AMPs? I'm just saying.

However, if you've got great relationship with superior service, then no need to drive so far.

There are places in NoVA that take care of good customers -- several of the senior seniors have posted on these places regularly (but YMMV).

Be nice.

NR.

[NyHornet]

I started in this hobby about 10 years ago. About a year in I met a sexy little K-Lady and we seemed to connect right away. So I saw her fairly regularly for several years and always had an enjoyable time. Good massage, great sensual, never FS, but occasionally some kissing and more than the typical NOVA experience. I often tried to give a 50,60 or 70 tip to match what I thought she deserved based on the service provided. She would NEVER accept more than $40, always gave the rest back to me. Well, she was out of commission for awhile and then I moved and hadn't seen her for about 6 years. Then about 3 months ago I stopped into her old place and had a massage with her partner and ran into her again. We exchanged some hugs and talked a little and I told her I would definitely be back to see her, the next time I was over in her town. Well, I her saw her about a month ago and had a session that I thought warranted a $70 dollar tip for a total of $150. Well, son of a gun, she met me coming out of the bathroom and handed me $50 back and said she was only charging me the 30 minute rate of $60 for old times sake and again $40 was all the tip she would accept. I wish she were closer because she is a unique lady. It's nice when the accept the tip without looking at it and don't ask how much you plan to tip before the service, but I've never met another who returns money because she thinks it's too much!

[NyHornet]

Oops, meant to put this under Backpage posts.

Well, I have been trying to see Thai Sharon, that little Hottie from Bangkok for about a year now. Thought I had an appt at her old place last year only to be passed off to her roomie at the time Amy. Have tried another 2-3 times but always been booked. Well, I sent her a text this morning asking for a morning appt and she said she could see me a half hour later. She is now in FC at a decent apartment complex close to 66 and the apartment is in a discreet location. A very sexy, well endowed tiny Thai lady answered the door and while she didn't match what I thought Sharon would look like based on reviews I've read, I went with her without question. We transitioned nicely from a relaxing massage to extras, although the initial quote for everything was a laughable +1. 6 above the initial 1. 2, I agreed to half of that for her idea of CIM! As she was working on me, I suggested I massage her for awhile. Well, things advanced quickly from rubbing her nice round bottom, as she quickly got wet leading to rubbing her clit, to FIV, her turning over for some DATY and then she magically produced a cover on me and pulled me into her for about 5 minutes of missionary until I finished. She then told me that Sharon took the day off and she was August. I remember seeing her ads last summer and I think it was her real picture. August is probably in mid to late 30's with an Awesome body and good attitude once the negotiation was done. I'm an older guy and hardly a Don Juan, but she obviously responded to my touch and advances, so if you see her, I imagine you can have some good fun, at a fair price, if you can get her turned on. There was another lady there who August said was Donna. She came out of the bathroom wrapped in a towel and looked a little younger and cuter. I still want to see the hottie Sharon, but next time will verify, I am actually talking to her!

[Barkeater]

I had some free time the other morning, and so I went over to Fairfax circle, and decided to check out Palm Tree. I could have saved 10 bucks at Angels, but whatever. This was early, maybe 10 am or so.

Had a fairly decent massuese, I swear she told me her name was Happy. Late 30's-ish, with a wonderful set of man made headlights. Nice table shower. Decent massage. And then the flip, and had a very conventional and underwhelming nova finish. Damage was 8/6 - probably won't be back, although I might just to see those wonderful bolt ons again.

Be well.

B.

[Big Daddy Don]

Saw Coco 4 times in 6 weeks every time was told she was on period.

Did you ask her if she was bleeding to death?

[RedBird3]

Unless she has some abnormality, there is no woman that can have a period over that long of a time. Why keep going back?

Yes I know that a woman's period is apx every 30 days give or take a few and she has offer to show me proof but I did not won't her to she also informed me to the reason why and I will leave it at that.

[Miketastic69]

All.

I know I will probably not get much traction with this thread but we have to help each other. I have tried just about every known place in NOVA and there is no reason places still only provide NOVA finish, feign periods, upsell rabidly, and demand more than $40 tip for lackluster performance. If you stop going to these types of places and only go to good places the suckie places will have to improve or get better eventually. Case in point I stopped going to my usual Nova Place when I am in town and started going to PG Country. Then, suddenly after about a 6 month hiatus I return out of the blue to my old Nova place and they made sure they treated me like they wanted me back again and again. It works.

Only you all know what it takes to earn your dollars. What type of return do you want to get from what you invest at AMPs? I'm just saying.

[Miketastic69]

Saw Coco 4 times in 6 weeks every time was told she was on period. Still sensual time but not nude.

Unless she has some abnormality, there is no woman that can have a period over that long of a time. Why keep going back?

[RedBird3]

Saw Coco 4 times in 6 weeks every time was told she was on period. Still sensual time but not nude.