Massage Parlor Reports

**BlackKnight029** · 03-31-17 21:43

Originally Posted by Indiguy [View Original Post]

What is your recommendation fellow massage mongers? Pink in Plainfield, Day Spa, or branching out here, Brandee at 82nd & Bash? Also any recommendations for independent asian gals? Pm with suggestions if you prefer.

Not sure the name, but best menu.

**WinterWarlock** · 03-31-17 21:22

I had a nice massage at palindrome. I saw Lucky, an attractive young lady. She worked out the knots and teased me while my face was down. She allowed OTC roaming on the flip, and the result of standard work on junior was a very happy conclusion to the massage. I would be happy to see her again, and I hope for more adventure on the return visit.

**Indiguy** · 03-31-17 20:04

What is your recommendation fellow massage mongers? Pink in Plainfield, Day Spa, or branching out here, Brandee at 82nd & Bash? Also any recommendations for independent asian gals? Pm with suggestions if you prefer.

**NapTown** · 03-31-17 19:18

Originally Posted by Bubbler99 [View Original Post]

What's the reason for a legit massage parlor to have saran wrap on hand? Just sayin.

These women are working long days, and they have to eat at some point. I've encountered them eating microwaved leftovers a few times. Saran wrap isn't that odd to have around.

**Monsignor** · 03-31-17 18:38

Originally Posted by Bubbler99 [View Original Post]

What's the reason for a legit massage parlor to have saran wrap on hand? Just sayin.

I don't know. To cover their left overs from lunch before putting them in the break room fridge? I could certainly sell that to a cop a lot easier than, " oh no officer, those aren't condoms, they are covers for keeping my uneaten banana from spoiling".

**MarkDenneny** · 03-31-17 18:02

Originally Posted by Bubbler99 [View Original Post]

What's the reason for a legit massage parlor to have saran wrap on hand? Just sayin.

I get what you're saying. They do cook their meals at AMPs, and one can usually find a microwave and refrigerator hidden in a back corner or room. Saran can be explained. It's presence makes sense in any legit business with a break room.

There is a certain, reasonable expectation for any condoms being on hand, however, and it is not to make water balloons.

**Bubbler99** · 03-31-17 15:03

Originally Posted by MarkDenneny [View Original Post]

That's pretty standard at many AMPs. They don't want any incriminating evidence in case they are searched, and there is zero reason for a legit massage parlor to have any condoms on hand.

It's best to travel with your own raincoat.

What's the reason for a legit massage parlor to have saran wrap on hand? Just sayin.

**INeedAName** · 03-30-17 20:25

Originally Posted by ManWithPants [View Original Post]

Just looked it up. The phone number might be misprinted. They even misspelled Indianapolis in the ad. These places never do anything important over the phone anyway. It's just to look more legit.

This parlor is just like any other parlor, might be more expensive because they didn't list any prices. This happened to another parlor I went to.

Thanks. If anyone does know the number it would be appreciated. I could give some cincy info in return if wished.

**SmashPussy** · 03-30-17 20:04

Originally Posted by INeedAName [View Original Post]

Hey all, I was calling this place called "Asian Massage", last 4 are 0546, but keep getting wrong number. Any one know what the deal is?

That's messed up, I called that number and the girl that answered said it was our Nina, that lived in ky.

**DreamSeeker1** · 03-30-17 19:43

Originally Posted by BillyBlaze [View Original Post]

Sunny on E 56th hasn't run an ad for several weeks now. Anyone know if she's gone?

If this is the one you mean, she posts ads on CL regularly.

**ManWithPants** · 03-30-17 17:49

Originally Posted by INeedAName [View Original Post]

Hey all, I was calling this place called "Asian Massage", last 4 are 0546, but keep getting wrong number. Any one know what the deal is?

Just looked it up. The phone number might be misprinted. They even misspelled Indianapolis in the ad. These places never do anything important over the phone anyway. It's just to look more legit.

This parlor is just like any other parlor, might be more expensive because they didn't list any prices. This happened to another parlor I went to.

**Billy Blaze** · 03-30-17 11:34

Sunny on E 56th hasn't run an ad for several weeks now. Anyone know if she's gone?

**INeedAName** · 03-30-17 11:27

Hey all, I was calling this place called "Asian Massage", last 4 are 0546, but keep getting wrong number. Any one know what the deal is?

**MarkDenneny** · 03-30-17 11:17

Originally Posted by Monger411 [View Original Post]

Drew Tina at this little adventure needless to say I should have left my bags unpacked and stayed at home. Horrible mediocre massage to say the least and figured what the heck let's test the menu. Opted for a nice relaxing BJ she agreed left the room nothing out of the ordinary. She comes back with saran wrap places it on my breakfast sausage and then has the nerve to put no effort into it at all literally trying to give me a HJ rather than the BJ until I pretty much told her no I want my BJ or nothing at all. After she is done she barely cleans me up straightens out the bed cloth and towels as if they were never used and I was left with saran wrap on my breakfast sausage driving home worst experience ever. I literally laughed to myself as I am in the car writing this thinking what a waste of saran wrap and money. Hopefully the money I gave them they will buy some rubber products. Happy mongering stay safe pus damage was 4 for hhr and 8 for the saran wrap experience.

That's pretty standard at many AMPs. They don't want any incriminating evidence in case they are searched, and there is zero reason for a legit massage parlor to have any condoms on hand.

It's best to travel with your own raincoat.